Implying a 19yo college girl can survive ground zero of the most deadly viral outbreak in human history

What is claire's major?

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I love her so fucking much...

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Resident evil zombies could be easily outrunned/parkoured

A crowd of angry humans is more dangerous than a crowd of zombies

gib jordan gf

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She wouldn't even be able to survive my dick, let alone the most deadly viral outbreak in human history.

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Well, drinking one's own piss would help with dehydration.

it's fiction

lmao imagine playing "spin the bottle" and it lands on you hahaha what a joke!

>Muh realism

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STOPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AQAQAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>jordan gotta kiss you
haha what would you even do in that situation lol!

I missed when RE was exclusively about cops and teenagers and teenage cops. Thank fuck for REmake 2.

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I wish leon and claire would date irl

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who is this semen demon

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Jordan Mcewen

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THIS IS A FUCKING

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oh my god im actually jerking off, what the fuck is wrong with me.

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DELETE THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING IM TRYING TO STUDY FOR MY EXAMS THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN DO SINCE I CANT FUCKING TALK TO A GIRL
STOOOOOOOOOOP

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN

am i going to fap to the little breast area that is uncovered while she is laughing and staring at me

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I don't understand why y'all jerk off over this girl so hard. She looks very common.

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little girl face

[CHAIR CLATTERING]

Lol eat shit, incel.

Learn to enjoy 2d or suffer in your loneliness.

>Men lining up around the block to protect her for a quick whiff
Dumbass

"studying for an exam" while browsing Yea Forums aka failing that exam.

>implying a 19yo college girl could survive my pent up sexual onslaught

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Who else Cleon here?

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this

You appear to be attracted to a 3d woman.
It's okay. Calm down. Keep your hands at your sides. Deep breaths. Think about something completely unattractive, like a woman over the age of 24.

*mmmphf*

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she's an 8 with makeup on. why are you autists all of a sudden obsessed with her? if you're gonna e-obsess over ANY random woman, why her? at least go full delusion and pick a 9+.

Read survival stories. War, holocaust, khmer rouge, african warlords, terror attacks, etc. One of the most consistent traits is that the survivors just got lucky. Not necessarily skilled, just pure chance. UK had a guy who was in a hotel during a terror attack and he basically kid like a child behind a chair for fucking hours while a SWAT/terrorist shootout happened.

No skill. No training. Just raw chance that no one checked his room well even when they were walking through it multiple times.

I wanna pinch her chubby cheeks so bad bros

canon

because she's not "hot" but more adorable and cute and also seem to have a sweet personality and easy to get along with unlike instagram thots that are considared "9/10".
Also because she's claire irl!

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based and mmphf pilled

She's the character model for Claire from the Resident Evil 2 remake that was just released. Are you even a gamer?

Only valid reason you gave is "because Claire IRL" all the rest of your reasons apply to hoards of girls who are just over 18.

CUTE

She could if she dressed like this.

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can you imagine making steamy hot sex with her after a long RE2 session haha?

>and also seem to have a sweet personality
I'm sure she does but she's still probably every user's worst nightmare simply because she's just an ordinary 19 year old girl

Her brother is Chris "Boulder Puncher" Redfield.
Not only is being an action hero hard coded into her DNA, but it stands to reason that she's had her fair share of training from Chris growing up. Because he definitely seems like the type to do that.

Average girl with potential interest in games syndrome.

This is not the typical highschooler's attire

>cute and also seem to have a sweet personality
"sweet" girls don't take this many videos of themselves looking "cute". she knows what she's doing. take a step back and actually think about how much of her day she spends taking videos and pictures of nothing but HERSELF and reflect on that. what does that say about her? not that she has a good personality.

Good thing she's not in highschool then.

Hello clarice

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based and jordan unpilled

She's a model. This is apart of her career.

yeah. she's a "model". she chose to pursue a career in being taken photos and videos of. reflect on that.

Bros.
Bros.
Bros.
I can't take it.

most of those webms are not hers though

Nothing to reflect on. We are constantly photographed and recorded. She just gets paid for it. Reflect on that.

>implying some wood faggot kid could withstand multiple plant bites and sword strikes
>implying some fat plumber could run and jump for multiple minutes without stop
>implying any video game character could perform any of the tasks they perform
It's a video game. Reality is boring and video games should not limit characters to the abilities of real people if they're anything other than Sim games or rts

Yeah but that's mostly security footage which gets deleted every 48 hours

>He thinks data gets deleted.
>He thinks there is just security footage of him out there.

Imagine a beautiful intelligent successful woman loving you and wanting to be with you for the rest of your life.

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That's the whole point of fantasy.

My purchase data, internet history, and location data are all recorded but no one cares about my ugly faggot face. If someone tried to blackmail me with nudes I'd be glad because my 6.5 inch dick is my only above average feature

STOP HAVING FUN STUPID GIRLS REEEEEE

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Could've been scouted. Plus she's clearly not taking most of those videos, it's just in girls' nature to record videos of them doing stuff.

I'm of the party that she's not user's dream girl but she's quite obviously just an ordinary 21st century girl

GET DAT ASS BANNED