Dinosaurs finally get a new game

But giant prehistoric chicken with teeth is far more metal than lizards

>supposedly
Dude, look at birds like the Cassowary or Vultures and tell me they aren't fucking dinosaurs.

>t-rex
>feathers in those places
oof, yikes

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feathered dinosaurs is a furry conspiracy.

A single goose would fuck any of you niggers up so feel free to pretend you wouldn’t be terrified of a monster chicken.

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According to the American Museum of Natural History here's your T-Rex bro.

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I am dinosaur hear me chirp.

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T-rex probably had feathers as a baby and lost them as it grew up.

it being scary or not doesn't have any impact on the fact of how GAY it looks

Not that bad compared to the OP

Here user have the baby

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Cute. CUTE!

lmao he has the hair cut of a pedophile

cute

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but these look even better, imagine it doing a loud distorted bird screech

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>He doesn't know about Prehistoric Kingdom

>tail tip feathers
Is there actual proof of this? Why would animal only have feathers on tip of tail but not on the rest?

Giant turkey makes no sense. T Rex was fucking massive + lived in a humid tropical region. It would die from heatstroke

I can see
>some feathers
>microscopic feathers, like how elephants have hair

But not giant chicken

I headcanon that it only had colorful feathers on its chest, as a mating display.
Its tiny little arms used for grooming.

It's featherfags grasping for anything they can get on T-Rex at this point

pretty embarrassing desu

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um bro have you like, never seen a chicken's skin? looks like the exact same shit. guess chickens don't have feathers huh

feathers, especially dark ones, hold heat away from the body in the air held by the feather and is easily moved away from the body during movement

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I've seen real dinosaurs.

Some of the big ones had brown fur and very creepy eyes.

It tried to jump into the building I was in and it destroyed the wall.

I've been alive for trillions of years.

royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rsbl.2017.0092

Apparently T rex didn't have feathers, or very limited feathering.

>most (if not all) large-bodied tyrannosaurids were scaly and, if partly feathered, these were limited to the dorsum. Tyrannosaurids do not, therefore, exhibit the widely distributed filamentous feathers present in Dilong and Yutyrannus, where scales are unknown

Feather trike is adorable.

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Did they even use those arms for anything?
They seem completely pointless.

This looks pretty accurate desu. In order for "feathers" to look the way we see on birds, the feathers have to be preened. To do this, birds use their beaks to remove a thin layer of hard tissue that protects the feather as it grows out.
Its like a regular strand of hair until you peel it out of the casing. This is done either by the bird itself, or by another bird in places that cannot be normally reached (the face).
But dinosaurs have those teeth. Their mouth is not designed for preening. They cannot remove the feather from its casing. So, it just looks like hair.

I've seen dinosaurs before in real life

the trex is white with green eyes

Featherless chickens do exist though,

they’re called men

Fingering dinopussy. They maybe small but they were strong.

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Wow user that’s amazing, it’s great to get a first hand account

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This, and not any kind of metal, they are GLAM FUCKING METAL

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based

that's like Monster Hunter OP

i've seen dinosaurs
they were all white with blond fur and blue eyes
truly the master race

fucking feathershills

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Well, actually, there are two kinds of "featherless" chickens. Naked necks, which only have no feathers around the neck, are naturally occurring. These guys were specially bred in a genetics lab.

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What was it like when the meteor hitm

why cant we have nice things?

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>those tiny claws on the wings
neat

Yes indeed, the trex was white with green eyes and it would wander like a stalker in the woods and it would lower its head to ground level and i saw two of them stalking the same prey in a pair and they both got behind it and lowered their heads one to the left and one to the right of it

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Some people think they were way fatter.

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this one looks a bit too round

in awe at the size of that lad

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>feathercucks
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t-rex-skin-was-not-covered-feathers-study-says-180963603/
rsbl.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/13/6/20170092

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Brahma roosters are basically dinosaurs.

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it's pregnant.

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Beat you to it, friend. But the paper does say that T rex and it's ilk may have had feathering in the dorsal region. Just not all over its body.

Unfeathered plebs wish they could have this magnificence.

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It's all bullshit anyway. They'll find a leg bone and tell you the Dinosaur was a good mother.

Actually correct. Birds are dinosaurs.
Debate me faggots.

all of those impressions were centimeters wide

Based and diogenespilled

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Reminder they now believe T-rex might have been as smart as chimps.

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>ITT people denying science
since when has this board been infested by sjws?

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nuDinos sucks and ugly no wonder they are died out.

Every summer there are hundreds of geese right next to where I live. When they get their goslings, they turn into the biggest faggots imaginable. HSSSSSSSSS when you get anywhere close to them. They're pussies if you're facing them. Walk closer and they'll back away. But turn around and they're biting your ass. Fucking had to kick those fuckers away.

absolute UNIT

It's already happening.

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Denying pseudoscience, you say.

Honestly I think evolution is bullshit. 14 billion years doesn't seem like enough time.

Multiple people have posted peer reviewed studies that state that T Rexes had very little feathers, if any. Pop "science" isn't science, you fucking mongoloid.

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People forget that only the end-stage dinosaurs had feathers. Feather impressions have only been found in the Cretaceous period fossils, you may remember the Cretaceous as being the era when the dinosaurs went extinct. All dinosaurs before that had no feathers, they were regular scaly reptiles. It's just marketers trying to "jazz up" dinosaurs by making them look like cute fuzzy pets instead of the literal lizards they were. It's retarded to the highest degree.

would fuck

what do you mean, 14 billion years seems perfectly reasonable to have a rock evolve into something as retarded as you

Possible that it had heat spreading quills of some kind.

This. Birds will actually play with you while they're eating you, a lizard would just gulp you down

Uglyass mofo, not T-rex.

Actually T. rex can't roar in a traditional fashion, but it would make a ground-shaking rumble from its throat (might be similar to that sound crocs and gators do in the water with it dancing on their backs)

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That thing is still fucking terrifying OP don’t bullshit us

>Actually we'll never know what a Trex sounds like, and here's some shit we made up for grant money.

There was one dino I saw similar to a trex but it was smaller I think not sure anyways it had a really hard bone like black thing near the outside of its jaw

>T-Rex may well have had visual clarity up to 13 times better than a modern human. For reference, an eagle has about 3.6 times the visual clarity of a person. Additionally, it was determined that a T-Rex's vision allowed an object to remain relatively clear up to six kilometers away. For humans, it's only about 1.6 kilometers for the same clarity.

>yfw he sees you well before you see him.

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good

Hunting an Anjanath or any brute does feel like this half the time.

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>t-rex had a bass rumble like a gigantic crocodile capable of shaking the earth
That’s fucking cool tho

Feathers are a basal feature of Dinosauria

im pretty sure it was dumber than the trex and the other thingtoo...

Lol.

how can people deny dinosaurs werent birds? only something this retarded could go extinct

>All dinosaurs before that had no feathers
Kulindadromeus says hi

>huge white cock EXPLODES through tiny hole

No.

more

Dinosaur means terrible reptile. Check and mate.

birds are pretty smart though. Their brains are more neuron dense than ours, just smol. I reckon a Rex could have aced a math test

Komodo dragons could eat your dog and shit on your corpse

Archaeopteryx says hi

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why use a mosquito when we have preserved dino parts?

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It's even scarier than the JP roar imo

Any actually decent dinosaur games coming out? The Isle's come a long way, but they still haven't added humans.

>>Actually we'll never know what a Trex sounds like, and here's some shit we infer based on the anatomical data and extant relatives of the clade Dinosauria but that is merely an educated guess
FTFY

>it doesnt matter if you cheat as long as you win
you are just proving my point here. humans are clearly way superior

>Archaeopteryx
Late Jurassic is Early Cretaceous numbnuts
"Dino-fuzz" is not feathers and one example proves nothing
No. Marketing. Same reason they put fake colors on pictures of planets.

>Feathered dinosaurs can't be scar-

looks like anjananth

The birds would have done the same thing as the baby if they could have.

Well, at least we're getting a dinosaur game.
what is the name of the game btw?

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Oh look, it's a bird.

*ahem*

FUCK ANIMALS
AND FUCK NATURE

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>Feathers can't be fearso-

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well ACTUALLY a legbone could indicate pelvis angle and width, which further indicates how large the cloacal passage was and therefore reveals at what developmental size did dinosaurs lay their eggs (which would indicate for how long they sat on their nests) and i'm just fucking with you

Resplendent response, sir.

headcanon fanfiction

that's some radical diarrhea

I hope scientists in the year 2156 find out that Dinosaurs actually had the American Flag for skin

>not liking fluffy Rex beast

I bet humans was a dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs are basically birds.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04

No. This board is too blue for the other two, go find them yourself.

No. Dinosaurs was basically bats.

It proves that birds are better problem solvers

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wtf is this gay ass shit? dinosaurs with hair and feathers? you science faggots ruin everything cool. you better not ruin dragons with this feathers/fur bullshit, they are giant lizards with wings and need to stay that way.

I want to see this test with some Joe Schmo Crow from a parking lot.

It it did have feathers, it would have proto-feathers. Those kind of feathers were only for insulating like down feathers, which would have caused it to overheat

youtube.com/watch?v=BGPGknpq3e0

Even wild crows are pretty fucking smart.

Probably a mating thing. T Rex with a ratty looking tail’s a diseased scrub.

while some dinosaurs had feathers, a lot didn't
you don't see any feathered crocodiles

How about Joe Schmo from across the pond.

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Yeah, I just want to see if there's more to this test they didn't show. Like the first time they administered the test, the animal just shitting on the table and not even participating.

Dragons can be that ever they want they are mystical beings.

dinosaur literally means terrible lizard, that means they are NOT related to birds and did NOT have feathers or fur, fuck off with that propaganda shit

This.

No the fuck they can't. Dragons are supposed to look like lizards with bat wings. Not have feathers or fur. Any depiction of a dragon with fur or feathers is fucking WRONG. That's like having a demon with fur AND insect parts.

isnt there biological sex youre supposed to be denying rn

>"Dino-fuzz" is not feathers
They are literally stage 1 feathers though.It is the first step. Is like implying that pulmonate fish have no limbs because their fingers haven't developed.
>one example proves nothing
One example in a complete separate group to the traditionally feathered species (Saurisquia) thus it is a basal trait. Also disproves your claim of no feathered dinosaurs before the Cretaceous.In fact, even the now considered by scientists (not popular knowledge or textbooks) as the missing link between Dinosauria and Aves appeared before Archaeopteryx, further proving that there were feathered dinos in the Jurassic.
I am no big fan of featherfags covering every dinosaur in feathers if it hasn't been proved yet, dinosaurs were scaly until fossils say otherwise. But facts are facts.

Well obviously they'd have to acclimate the animal to the testing "machine" and make it clear there's a food reward, but you can't teach an animal the concept of water displacement without there being some innate understanding there already. If you showed a lizard this, I doubt it would be able to replicate it.

flying crocodiles are potentially the greatest apex predator to exist

Well some dragons are godly beings that can turn in human, others are just stupid lizards who can't talk.

>Koala bear has bear in it's name, so it's totally a bear!

Laugh it up, but saying that new discoveries are just fake shit to earn money is fucking retarded.

but the feather dinos looks cooler

birds are dicks. If they were bigger theyd be apex predators.

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>implying the aliens would be environmentalists and not exploiting the millions of planets for whatever resources they need

No he is right, archaeologists named bones terrible lizards for a reason.

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have fun with your dragons

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too bad Burt Reynolds is dead, I have an amazing idea for a Gator sequel

Because it was the 1800s and they didn't have all of the facts yet.

this is a descendant of pigeons, not dinosaurs

its a tail

Lizards are scarier.

but crocodiles aren't dinosaurs...

They got all the facts what they need, until recent.

no they dont, lizard dinosaurs look badass and scary, giant birds look retarded

Richard Owen (the guy who coined the term) and their peers also though that Iguanodon was, literally, a fucking giant iguana.

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Those aren't dragons, they're mutant dog demons.

owen jones is a commie dont listen to him

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Well I dont see scientists changing the name now, they're not calling them dinoavians or whatever the term would be now.

Because Anjanath was directly based off these newer dinosaur theories/findings

>T-rex

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The remainings should be called something else. Because terrible lizards are, bats is close.

Terrible birds heh.

birds eat lizards. giant birds would make mincemeat from giant lizards. Also lol, what lizards arethreatening?

Calm down, you still have those.

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>Talks about a leftie literal who out of context
If you are pretending to be retarded to fish for (you)s, congrats, it's working

a giant walking dildo?

Skree

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Is this from Prehistoric Kingdom?

spotted the commie

What's the name of the fucking game?

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>what lizards are threatening?

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*dabs on your pre-concieved notions*

Nuthin personell

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The cartoon got him wrong. He looks like a cat there for no reason.

wizard lizard

>finger gets close
>it's already trying to eat it
I want to pet it.

Peer review is a joke.

>what lizards are threatening?
youtube.com/watch?v=fmwC9HzcWbQ

It's said that if one sees you and it's hungry, you're basically already dead.

Komodo dragons would wreck a bird's shit in combat. Birds can't even fight, they only have two limbs for fighting, lizards can use their forearms.

Any games where the remake/sequel has more soul than the original?

Acording to google it looks like the same fucking shit but striped.

Prehistoric Kingdom I believe

He's a big guy

This thing looks like a bad SCP.

what wrong with high test bearded dragons? youre into those virgin baldie drakes arent you?

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>true-colors-of-greek-statues-4.jpg
>greek
That's Roman you absolute fucking retard. Also that is entirely fucking wrong, the Romans didn't have blue pigments.

How long until we can clone a T-rex and just see what it looks like for ourselves

I don't mind those thicc chicken thighs

Better than generic DND shit

lol just step on its head my dude. Also I live in a first world country so i dont see shit like boa constricters

wtf why not kill the deer first? jesus reptiles are such cold blooded assholes.

Probably NEVER EVER

It wouldn't be fun otherwise

Deers can be fucking assholes too, they step on other animals for no reason. Glad that fag suffered.

lol a Harpie Eagle would just snap it's neck.

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Better res I guess

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>step on it's head
Won't work. A swipe from its tail will break your ankle and each scale on its body literally has bone behind it.

Nature doesn't care about mercy. Killing the deer would just be more expended energy that the lizard doesn't need to spend to eat.

Just because your shitty article didn't make it it doesn't mean it is a joke.
But I will tell you a better joke article copyrights, seriously fuck Elsevier and fuck Journals

There's a lot more to DnD than you would think. But they got rid of most of the really cool shit (like planescape) after 3rd edition.

Some did, but in this case the Rex did not. While they thought it might have been covered in protofeathers, fossilized "skin" has been found showing the Tyrannosaurus actually had scaley flesh.

>Scrawny ass bird actually killing a giant reptile
Birdfags are the bronies of nature

Genocide komodo dragons for a shoes and bags.

As soon as you build a time machine and we can collect dinodna.

he could just snap its neck with his jaws. the lizard is just lazy.

It's a 3 meter lizard, the moment you try to step on it your leg gets chomped.
And even if you do survive the encounter, good luck finding a good antidote in that shithole because they are also venomous.

Those birds are as smart as 4 year olds. That child is like what, 2, 1?

That's what I heard too.
Naturally there is a lot about dinosaurs that is pure speculation.

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>birds being strong
>when they have weak fragile hollow bones

lmfao birds are nature's meme, their bones are literally a mistake, fucking osteoporosis having bastards lol

We already have dino DNA.

Not venomous, but septic. Maybe both.

You've never seen the video of an ape eating a deer alive?
Nature doesn't give a shit about clean kills. As long as the prey is no longer a threat that's good enough for most predators.

youtube.com/watch?v=tOmC0cL5Yhw

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Komodo dragons were recently discovered to have venom, after 2 decades of the scientific community insisting that their mouth was just septic and that was all.

You mad m*mmaloid?

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I don't see how hollow bones can be interpreted as a mistake when they allow the gift of flight. Besides, some large birds of prey can carry around sheep and small horses, that seems pretty strong if you ask me.

Most likely never.
You could possible create an functional recreating of what a dinosaur could have been be right now.
Genetically engineering birds to have the dinosaur-like faces is perfectly possible, and you can mimic the gait by attaching weights to their asses. Do it to a cassowary and you have yourself a pretty fearsome beast.

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>needing to be strong when you can go FAST

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They are venomous. Some study about 3 or 4 years ago (could be more) found out that they do have venom and the glands that produced it.
The septic hypothesis is because of observation of water buffalos, after being bitten by Komodos their exposed wounds got infected due to their habit of bathing in mud and shit.

Humans are on the top food chain and can genocide anything even themselves.
Humans are more scarier.

No, they are extremely devolved.

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Child wasn't really the point of the image, just didn't have a version without.

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Sauropods had hollow bones. They were pretty powerful I'd say

I've read scientific journals. There's no fucking editing, and they're clumsily written 70% of the time. And as far as I can tell, the content of the article doesn't mean shit, as long as it's cited. I've read studies that I could tell were flawed in their implementation but somehow they still got through. It's a joke.

Dude, a 15 pound eagle could crush the bones in the hands of an adult human with its feet.

>That realization when barely 10.000 years ago a similar scene could have happened in Australia but with a Megalania and a human/abbo

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>recreating
Recreation.
I think falling is cheating. Isn't there faster species that increase horizontal velocity by their own accord?

You're also a human and the only scary thing about you is your research history

Birds are literally reptiles

T. Biologist

Similarly sized mammals can destroy virtually any reptile. Any serious high prey drive dog will ruin any monitor, a dog that knows how to kill and has experience hunting reptiles will kill any monitor in less than a few minutes ive seen it done many times it is a very easy kill for the dog. And this is just domestic dogs we are talking about. Small tiny ratels can kill huge 15 foot rock pythons too.

I can only imagine just how small the brain-to-body weight ratio of this fella is.

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Guess who holds red button that divide everything to a zero. One man can be scarier than any animal. Mind create many things that shouldn't exist.

Hhahahahahaha

it still has functioning limbs with claws, musculature, and movement unlike abelisaurs so yes, they probably used their limbs. A Tyrannosaurus's arms has enough strength to lift quite a bit.

You have no idea how huge ass bird of prey hunt do you?
They literally teleport behind their prey and watch the head come clean off.

pycnofibres

>Africans sometimes have lions invading their mudhuts
>Mfw abos probably had giant hell lizards invading their houses and eating their children in the night

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FATALITY

>Guess who holds red button that divide everything to a zero.
A terminal

to deal with flies and other insects, plenty of large mammals have hair on their tail for this exact purpose

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>think it's too big to sneak up on you
>it's been following you all along, just from a kilometer away, waiting for you to set up camp

You don't know what science is you ignorant cunt. You see one or two peer-reviewed studies merely cited at the bottom of your Forbes article and you think you know anything about scientific consensus, much less the value that holds at all. You are the worst type of person, the one who replaces their belief in God with a belief in Science.

Leave it to SJW's to take a scientific theory as fact and blow it out of proportion and attack anybody who doesn't believe the entire thing as bigots and stupid people.

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cool

Fuck off christcuck, go worship your beloved Jew

Angry Joe really got old.

so you poke it with a pointed stick. Im not a defenseless retard in your scenario. Id rather deal with ANY land moving lizard than a giant bird.

>

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Siws have something to do with dinosaurs?

It'll still die to a gun.

Which articles/journals, maybe it's just that the editors/journals weren't that good or it was Pay to Publish, you can literally pay for an article in some even if it's just "Stop spamming my fucking email" over and over.
My Bachellor's thesis results were going to be published as part of a larger study made by my tutor, the full article was written about 3 or 2 years ago and it has passed through a lot of reviewing and pointing out what is wrong and etc and still hasn't been published. Frankly it didn't give me the idea that the editors just didn't give a fuck but I admit that I didn't follow that much the process as I am just one of the secondary authors.

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Majestic.

How about the compromise
Baby T-rex were cute featherballs that lost their down covering when they grew up into terrifying adults

That's a neat boss cutscene, what game?

>science is only science when it happens to agree with this old jew book that my parents beat me with.

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>WAAAAAAHHHHHH WHY DON'T DINOSAURS LOOK LIKE IN JURASSIC PARK

This shit study was completely debunked when it came out. The only reason it blew up was because of plebs who couldn't stand T-rex not looking like their movie monsters

Nah, Sekiro is more of a black rooster guy.

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I don't get why people base their ideas of dinosaurs on Jurassic Park, when the creatures in those movies/books explicitly are NOT accurate dinosaurs but rather genetic abominations

I'm as sneaky as can be
No one's sneakier than me

Modern birds are clasifited by scientist as literal dinosaurs.

So yes, we do have dinosaurs living today.

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Abelisaurs had vestigial limbs, but T. rex had extremely strong arms and it likely used them for mating and potentially to get off the ground, or maybe to mark territory, or blah blah blah...

>their belief in God with a belief in Science...
- thinking they are any better, I mean*

I'm not Christian, peanut brains. You have no idea how an archeologist does his job and you think you know about science. You have no idea what constitutes a reputable study. Fuck off back to your tabloid.

Yes I'd like to see evidence

>I'm not Christian but I'm gonna whine about people not believing in God
Lol

That's the point. If you cannot be sure when you next meal will come, saving energy is a priority.

Why is his torso so small?

here's your dinosaur, bro

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>showing it off
Absolute chad

Also dropbears were real, they were just called marsupial lions and had semiopposable thumbs
>Pound for pound, Thylacoleo carnifex had the strongest bite of any mammal species living or extinct; a T. carnifex weighing 101 kg (223 lb) had a bite comparable to that of a 250 kg African lion,
>Thylacoleo possibly climbed trees and perhaps carried carcasses to keep the kill for itself (similar to the leopard today)

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>I didn't type what I actually meant
>HURR YOU ARE SO RETARDED FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL WHAT I REALLY MEANT
>FUCKING RETARD CAN'T EVEN MINDREAD

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>archeologist
You mean, paleontologist

Imagine how terrifying a giant shrike would be.

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>ywn be a dino wrangling cowboy, herding mayasuars from the back of your trust utahraptor

>game journalist
>human
Come on now

Bullshit. Put me in an arm wrestling match with an eagle using its feet, I'd fuck its shit up.

hadron collider?

but that's exactly what happened.
He turned a panther into a carpet and was turned into a doormat by the aliens.

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I prefer this dinosaur.

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anyone else find the way birds move to be unnerving, they're all so jittery and twitchy. It looks wrong. They must be how eldar move in 40k. Like some twitchy jittery mess.

So was Ibrahim's shady bone collage that he called Spinosaurus iirc or at least raised some eyebrows and doubts, but I barely saw anyone complaining about it maybe one or two autists being one of them myself

>A Bald Eagle's grip is believed to be about 10 times stronger than the grip of an adult human hand and can exert upwards of 400 psi
and that's just a fucking bald eagle, one of the smaller eagles.

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>GELFLING!

with enough simulation power we will be able to extrapolate the dna sequencing of the dinosaurs we do have remains of. With even more we will be able to sequence animals and plant life we dont have an remains of.
So, at some point within the next 50 years we will probably be able to fully simulate the appearance of most dinosaurs based on their dna+knowledge of the atmosphere they grew up in and habitat simulation.

Wild Cretaceous West seem like a good and comfy setting, but you would have fend those darn Rexes.

Isn't that like saying Italians are Romans? They might be descended from them, but they lost something along the way.

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yes. Their metabolism is super hihg speed.

You'd still win an arm-wrestle. You could straight rip the legs off an eagle, but it's grip would also crush your hand.

>with enough simulation power we will be able to extrapolate the dna sequencing of the dinosaurs we do have remains of
nope, DNA has a half-life of 500 years

look at this big fucker

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the one who replaces their belief in God with a BELIEF in Science.

Because that was my point, right? Not people renegating rationale for whatever crutch is available when faced with things they don't understand, right? Whatever helps you sleep at night, redditor.

Correct.

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We do have dino DNA from amber.

someone photoshop some onions and a switch

Their body temperature tends to be even higher than mammals as well.
How come some birds, specially large ones like raptors, get to live past the 20s while dogs and wolves barely survive the decade?

It's cool as hell that they eat some poisonous bugs by impaling them then leaving them for a day or two to wait for the poison in the corpse to expire.

sorry, but that's not true
we have some tissue samples, but they contain no identifiable DNA

>tfw no bird fighting game

Yeah, some birds can live a ridiculously long life

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>tiny girl holding a giant cock.
my fetish.

they mature slower.
an eagle reaches adulthood in 4-5 years, where as dogs and cats will be great grandparents by then.

Animating non humans is hard

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>This thing puts the one in the movie to shame

Nope, that's wrong way to put it.

Saying birda are not dinos, but descendands is like saying Tyrannosauroids are not dinos.

This, unless it is almost perfectly preserved like with the Ice Age fauna in Siberia you can't get to clone anything older than that. There are already problems identifying corpses from medieval times to see if they belong to historical figures, imagine having to clone a 1 million year animal, let alone a dinosaur.
Which is why AssCreed's Odyssey's spear gimmick is fucking retarded

You are dumber than any redditor for going to bat for religion just for the hell of it. There is no way you work in science, you would be laughed out of the field

bongs are scum

Romans are not monophyletic

>Four years
Not enough

>Each dragon was king
>They had no clothes, but at least fancy crowns
I assume dragons lived in barren lands, that made it impossible to grow cotton or hemps. As a result they had no taboos.
On the other hand, their territory was rich on metal and minerals. Part of their culture was showing off their bling. So they were crafty metal workers and in some sense also vain. Also they had no pecking order and each dragon was it's own king. Subjugation was unheard off, you either fight and win or lose and die. This sort of anarchistic society was perceived as chaotic in the human eye, thus coining the Dragons = Agent of Chaos theme.
Of course this richness in metal attracted the humans. Despite being more powerful, human rulers had no problem throwing lesser humans at them until they were defeated. The riches compensated the loss of labour. Meanwhile dragons had problems grasping their head around the concept of cooperation for a common good, which in this case was survival. It happened, but it was too little too late. And now they are gone.

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But the one in the second well

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Because few actually read the books, and the movie does a piss poor job of informing the viewer that those aren't accurate dinosaurs, there's just one or two throwaway lines in the movie hinting at that

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How do eagles taste?

I've been back in the past, guys, all dinosaurs actually look like this
you might not accept it but its true, all of them, even the males

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Conflict between humans and animals doesn't happen in a boxing ring you sheltered idiot. The average man could kill a komodo dragon by simply heaving large rocks onto it. Keep dreaming of a fantasy world like that one absolute shit TV show where the animals "rise up"

More games should have giant insects.

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>an eagle reaches adulthood in 4-5 years
Interesting, I thought birds matured within a year of being born. Now the plumage change of birds like seagulls make sense.

Ayyy lmao.

ur a dumb ass nigger. we will be able to simulate and resequence it from broken down preserved dna remains.
i cant even imagine what mind boggling tools we will have including insanely powerful AI simulations and super computers millions of times more powerful.
again we will be able to even sequence entire branches and potentialities of creatures and then decide with a high probability which ones actually existed at what point based solely on the creatures we do have remains of.

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Geologist here, I'm not a paleofag but there is a very good chance that the tails were very plumy. The protofeathers would have acted as a balance and possibly sensitive to air movements. Essentially T-rex and other large dinos would have had 'some' plumage but definitely not fully covered. Dinosaurs weren't cold or hot blooded, instead due to their size they generated heat through simply the motion of their body. Too much motion for too long and they definitely would have overheated. More than likely dinos moved in quick bursts then calmed down for awhile.

most birds are descendant of prehistoric birds. The things in your backyeard come from very simillar but actually birds. with beaks and feathers and flight and shit. Sadly what we know as Dinosaurs died out and did not leave ancestors for us. Modern birds are just closely related. An eagle is not a crow.

more of this type of shit

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not pictured: house absolutely covered in birdshit

Your reading comprehension is worse than I thought. Batting for, that's what I'm doing? Not criticizing those who blindly believe in something because X authority tells them to? Especialy a fallible authority? I'm dumb for pointing out that Science takes no root in consensus? That there are endless scientific debates going on right now for innumerable topics? For aluding that Y number of studies don't necessarily lend validity to their common conclusion? There is no helping you. Don't reply to me again unless you decide to stop misrepresenting me.

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>birds can't be scary!

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Geologist here again. This picture pisses me off. Spinosaurus didn't look like this. It was an error that some retard gave spino two long backlegs which made no fucking sense at the time he did it and we now know thats not what they looked like.

Notice they have long sharp teeth. This is indicative of eating fish. Why the fuck would you need to be tall to eat fish? Second, their habitat was bogs and swamps. Imagine all that weight on two legs, you'd sink. Instead having them with shorter legs similar to a crocodile makes sense. Finally that giant fucking fin possibly was for temperature regulation and also for swimming in bogs and stuff.

>implying Several games haven’t already used furry dragons
MH and Final Fantasy want a word

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what game?

I'd love to see you meet an actual wild animal in the open, you'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like the pussy you are you pathetic waste

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cute

The fuck are you talking about

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Not sure about the other Eagles or if that's just natural to them to take this long but Harpie Eagles have the longest upbringing and it's said due to them having to learn how to hunt monkeys by cutting in a straight line through canopies and not kill themselves while doing it.

Heaving rocks assumes that you have them prepared before the fight breaks out.

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Setting-wise you're definitely correct, there's not as much crazy shit like Dark Sun or Planescape getting material these days, though the stranger parts of the Monster Manual have generally survived, though the really weird stuff usually gets relegated to splatbooks.

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>Why the fuck would you need to be tall to eat fish?
I dunno, ask cranes,shoebills,etc.
> Instead having them with shorter legs similar to a crocodile makes sense.
Shorter perhaps, but not the ridiculous kuckledragging Dachshund of 2014

>these guys have fingers and giant middle toe claws

every day until Yea Forums admits that theyre degenerate

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it was pretty obvious desu

No modern bird has teeth, which is why the idea of them being big chickens seems so fucking lame compared to a big ass lizard. Also birds are warm blooded, and dinosaurs are not. Why again are we now likening them to birds these days?

But that's wrong you fucking moron. Birds are DIRECTLY related to archaeopteryx, the first bird. Archaeopteryx is also a dinosaur. All living birds today can trace their ancestry back to archaeopteryx. Birds are dinosaurs because they all evolved from an avian dinosaur.

There's even some unconventional dragon designs here and there. I'm fond of the Brass, myself. Reminds me of some sort of prehistoric underwater thing.

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lol

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Yes it's from a movie you fucking mongoloid

hes big guy

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>cold blooded
>overheating
Not likely.

birds are VERY important

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Those birds are short compared to that rendition of spinosaurus. They aren't even comparable.

Spinosaurus was not tall and possibly didn't even walk on its hind legs. It very well might have had stubby Dachshund-style legs that kinda waded through the swamps it inhabited similar to a crocodile.

>NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE!

>dinosaurs are not.
...
>Why again are we now likening them to birds these days?
Even before the 1850s when Archaeopteryx was discovered some biologists were already debating the possible relationships/similarities between Theropods and birds

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all the people talking shit about how they would fuck upp a eagle or armwrestle one really quiet

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BANTI

>Unconventional
Are you fucking kidding me? That's the most bog generic "good" fantasy dragon that you find everywhere with its ridiculous cat posture and everything
The actual original dragons were unconventional

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Here is your dinosaur

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why would anyone debate you on something that is factually tru-
nevermind. forgot i was on retarded ass Yea Forums

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Looks like he's got those JUST genes

>Dinosaurs
>cold blooded
Not likely.

So dinosaurs are warm blooded?

Nigga the wings going all the way to the tail definitely isn't usual. It's not as alien as say, these fellows, but still weird.

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thick

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A sequel to a movie that was actually trying to be pretty accurate for its time. Jurassic Park 3 was pure schlock and garbage. Didn't even try to be accurate for its time period. Jurassic Park 1 was made in the 90's before feathers were really known about so its alright its out dated now.

Guess movies are allowed to make shit up and pretend its fact.

This is a picture of a T-rex, user and you are a mongoloid if you try to say im wrong.

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h*moids BTFO

Their bones say yes.

Dinosaurs were warm-blooded

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Reminder:
(((They))) hate dinos

Read my fucking post. Dinosaurs were neither warm nor cold blooded. They were gigantotherms. They were so fucking huge that the motion of their bodies literally generated enough heat to keep them warm.

some more than other but last I heard they are essentially "luke warm blooded" and share the benefits of being both warm and cold blooded

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>Overgrown naked velociraptors opening doors
>Accurate
Xd

This fellow is a horrible nightmare lobster that grabs you, paralyzes you, and drops you into deep water.

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Ok but what about the cool dinosaurs like Ankylosaurus or Triceratops or Stegosaurus, they weren't feathercels were they?

>archaeopteryx, the first bird
uh-oh!

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Yeah christians (((they))) hate dinosaurs.

>He still believes Dinosaurs exist

Cavemen made art you know

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Wouldn't something that size have an easy time staying warm enough without feathers or fur since it's so huge? There's a lot of blood running through it and organs.

>He thinks velociraptors wore clothes

Pokemon: Gale of Darkness

Wait, why was that post deleted?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantothermy

>Brainlets
Not every damn dinosaur had feathers. And their bodies weren't necesarily covered in feathers (or long feathers)

They buried skeleton casts under tons of rock as art?

its not. my hand went retarded and bumped the number pad before it hit enter and added a digit to the post number

>Those birds are short compared to that rendition of spinosaurus.
Have you seen the size of the fishes that lived in Egypt during those times? There were coelacanths bigger than vans (Mawsonia). Relatively speaking, Spinos weren't much taller than those birds, if we compare them with their respective preys of course. I also doubt the stubby leg parts, that fucking Ibrahim reconstruction is shady as fuck imo and takes many bones from inferences. There was even an article posted in /an/ where it said that Spinosaurus 2014 had bones from other genus found in Morocco, I'll try to find it but it will be tricky.

yeah some people think having a pet crow would be cool but they're smart birds and smart animals need to be entertained or they'll make up their own entertainment, and that's how you wind up with a crow that likes to dump your stuff in the toilet to get a rise out of you.

Grug was a very sneaky boy.

>Chuul
Nice fucking name faggot

>that aspie victory dance
cute

Divebombing other birds out of the sky is one of the coolest fucking hunting style there is.

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I can't remember much about these guys. I think they're burrowers that lay eggs in corpses and might've been created by ancient mages or something along those lines?

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We have more hints to assume that they were than to assume the contrary like this one

youtube.com/watch?v=8xYMnb5Dyko

I dunno giant birds are pretty fucking scary

>They weren't feather celibates right?

How do I know you are a fucking retard? But no they didn't have feathers.

So nobody fucking knows how tall spino was. I just remember hearing that tall-boi was incorrect and didn't match with current knowledge of its diet and environment. I'm not convinced Spino was tall at all. But maybe you're right and it wasn't scuttling around on crocodile legs either.

>dinosaurs share more anatomy with modern birds than modern lizards
>Birds of Prey are called Raptors
>Science always knew they were giant birds
>HURR DURR WHY ARE THEY BIRDS??

calm down angercel

Dinosaurs without feathers is soul
Dinosaurs with feathers is soulless

So grug managed to remove several tons of rock, make a sediment cast of a fake skeleton or recrystalize a fake organism, bury the organism while remembering the age of the rocks, and then fucked off?

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>The return of the dinosaurs

owned gay chicken lizard.

>((they)) are seething already
Called it

>Let's take an entirely different animal, call it velociraptor and pretend it was an Ubermensch dinosaur that could operate fucking pommels
I know they're letting retards get jogs too but I seriously hope you don't think that's anything near accurate.
Not even going to address the movement based sight of the t.rex or the fact that it roared

Interesting. Are there any warmblooded reptiles today?

The only complete (?) specimen of Spinosaurus was destroyed by the bad guys at the end of WW2. Everything after that is either conservative guesses based on other Spinosaurids like Baryonyx (and few remains of Spinosaurus) or the radical "accurate" version of Ibrahim.

That lil nigga is descended from archaeopteryx.

Grug clever boy too.

he didn't imply that you greentexting faggot

Hmmm, me think longnose tribe behind this post.

Now THATS a burger

The wings are the only part that is somewhat original(even if that kind of wing can be seen all over other fantasy monsters) and they're absolutely retarded
Funnily enough DND dragons are some of the shittiest that can be found and their vile influence has long since seeped into modern fantasy alongside the big meme Smaug

>(((they))) are deflecting again.

oy vey sucks to be wrong, again huh? Guess you're use to it by now

Monster Hunter really does need more birds in its roster.

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imagine this but 10x larger and running towards you like that

Thick.

Must go faster...

Would be really slow

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>he believed me when I said jurassic park 1 was accurate

ohh you're being serious. My bad. Sorry kid, I didn't know we were being serious on a dying image board about ""video games"". Wanna talk about those instead?

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That's a wyvern though

>A sequel to a movie that was actually trying to be pretty accurate for its time.
>Cobra spitting Dilophosaurs with frills like an Australian frilled lizard
>T-rex's sight based on movement
>Velociaptors being a bit bigger than humans despite the fact that the raptor that the author used in the novel as Velociraptor (Deinonynchus) wasn't as big IRL
>If that wasn't enough the book actually has Carnotaurus with camo
>trying to be pretty accurate
It's called science FICTION for a reason

Yes, there are absolutely no large birds in tropical/hot climates. Don't google it.

>Some birds make it, some birds don't
Just like humans

Man, we think cuz we got all these beep boops and flashing lights that we're somehow more special than birds but in reality we're exactly the same, except with thumbs.

I agree.

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imagine going extinct in the mid Cretaceous

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One of the most based pets
F

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There are "warmblooded" fish so everything is possible.

The main component to the t-rex, even its roar, was a fucking goose. Though I think he might have mixed it with a lion and something else.

>EMUED

This one contracts it's body and buries itself up to the neck in soil, and pretends to be a discarded skull before launching itself out at anything that passes by and ripping it's guts out. The skull isn't actually theirs- it's like a hermit crab. I always liked the almost carnivorous-plant-like aesthetic of their bodies essentially just being a trunk rather than mobile, but they haven't been in any of the modern editions, sadly.

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But it does mark them as the outlier within the otherwise cold-blooded reptile family, no?

>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Lmao pathetic, do the gene pool a favour and join the dinosaurs by jumping off a bridge

ON A COUNT OF THREE, EVERYONE NAME YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR

1
2
3
IGUANADON

god i wish that were me

The Virgin Bird - Does as he is told for a measly scrap, small and fragile.
The Chad Baby - Doesn't play by your faggy rules, makes you wipe his ass and sucks on your wife's tits all day.

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> Cretaceous era dino game
>Some of the dinosaurs are ducks because they were already around by then

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They also used elephant grunts/roars, which wouldn't be so unlikely

warm puff on the muzzle for breathing

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>Prey dies
Yeah imagine

Yes, a bird wyvern though. Bird's in the name therefore it counts.

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I too wish I was a girl

>Conflict between humans and animals doesn't happen in a boxing ring you sheltered idiot
got some BIG reading comprehension over here

My boy the carno and his mighty arms.

>commit self-asteroid

>Taking a """discussion""" on dinosaurs on a video game image board seriously
>Taking anything on Yea Forums seriously

Are you a newfag or dumb? Or both?

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Dinosaurs aren't in the reptile family

I miss the like button

This is such a fucking stereotypical white suburban soccer mom thing to do and I hate it

Love this custom lore, you should do more falvourful descriptions of paintings

>The virgin hole fitter
>The Chad Lid Lifter

HOW CAN AUSTRALIAN "MEN" EVEN COMPETE

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So now that we've confirmed Jurassic Park is a documentary and scholarly accurate, Do you guys think we will ever make a new island home for a dino zoo?