Watch friend stream a video game

>see friend streaming
>send him "what's up faggot" over steam

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>roommate moves out
>has a twitch account
>not many viewers
>leave a tab on his video so he always has at least 1 viewer
>he doesn't know it's me
I miss you bro, best roommate I could ever ask for, even though you transferred to a different college and had to move I still wish you the best

no homo

I already said I'm not gay

>Don't watch streams
>Play video games myself because I'm not a lazy fuck

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>nipple
see you in 3 days

>hand holding
see you in hell

why dont you message him in chat user? im sure he'd appreciate the message

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user... That's a boy.

Perfectly straight

It wasn't a real friend, was it? It was Vinesauce, wasn't it? You don't have any friends, do you?

that's really straight

Is this anime any good?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah, I'm thinking that's based

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no it's a real friend I talk to every day
other streams are comfy but I never get that warm feeling from anyone else

I thought it was okay but it kind of grew on me.

You can watch me jerk off anytime Galko.

>tfw no dumpy low iq gf

>playing second life trying to make a house
>bro is doing shit to my walls
>see wtf he’s doing
>he’s adjusting perfectly to line up with eachother
>start blushing for some reason

80 miles per hour huh? Hmmm.... Kinda depends how big the wheels are...

Please be my friend, I'll stream for you too

good. acting like a fucking sissy should do

stop

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You're a queermosexual

You're on a fucking anime imageboard

Man reasons. Don't worry your little head over it, boy

I want to be a boy in the wokabaverse

Sounds like you're happy for your friend.

I know that these posts are only written by greasy dudes but why can I only imagine women when I read them

because you wANT it to be a woman.
there's nothing hotter than finding out some girl you're talking to online is in fact a closet whore who wants nothing else but to choke on your dick

I wouldn't want that at all but then again I've never cared much for sex.

you're supposed to image a smooth hairless slutty boy with his brain between his legs

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But closet whores are worse then regular whores. Once you feed them enough attention and self confidence they evolve into regular whores.

faggot

>friend streams a game on his channel
>sees me join the chat
>thinks i'm stalking him
>I proceed to not pay attention to his streaming channel for a month or two
>friend messages me "how come you don't watch my streams anymore? :("

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No this is video games

Sissies are for domming, that way they convert you as well

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Faggot

how is that supposed to work

i bet he has a smelly dirty unwashed cock that he desperately wants cleaning

sauce?

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You better give up that bussy for your buddy OP!

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why is everyone trying to turn my wholesome thread into some degenerate gay shit
I'm just really lonely

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how big is your wiener? And do you think that my wiener and your wiener could get together?

exhentai.org/g/934845/2f13e79c74/

Doesn't prevent you from being gay

>started as a sissy, playing with my ass and shaving my body before I was even legal
>meet a friend on Yea Forums who likes the same things
>friend is a shy pathetic virgin type that's older than me with low self esteem
>naturally we start stroking ourselves together and sharing porn
>at first we're both too shy to take the lead in our jerk off sessions, but its moreso him who does
>over the course of our friendship my sexual tastes have done a complete flip
>now can't think about anything but treating him like the bottom bitch he is
>he's such a sub now he's my private pet and our roles keep falling further into place, despite all signs pointing that they should be flipped

Even without him my mind feels rewired, now I can't imagine being a bottom.

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so you're one of those fake, conditioned gays? Eww

disgusting faggots

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>want to be gay
>not actually attracted to men
This sucks.

I've never met a gay dude before, do you guys really gatekeep liking cock?

>want to be gay
Why on God's Earth would you want to be that?

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It's not gay if you're wearing a skirt

>want to be lesbian girl
>will always be a man
This sucks.

>dick feels better than vagina
>dick smells better than vagina
>dick tastes better than vagina
>dick looks better than vagina

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I don't know why everyone is falling for this trap meme, they're probably even worse than normal women when it comes to attention whoring and cheating. All you have to do is look at what was going on yesterday and think about how many of them were already in relationships or if you would ever want to be with someone who whores themselves out on Yea Forums of all fucking places

Nah you're gay dude.

lol fucking gay tooru faggot

>not wanting to be a bisexual futa

if you like cock so much why don't you please mine?

That's not me.

t. Never had vagina

youtube.com/watch?v=3UOavdzLWtA

I did and I got herpes thanks to it.
Never touching a vagina in my life ever again after that. Women are fucking disgusting and they never wash their filthy cunts properly.

>avatarfagging as Tooru
>claims to not be gay
You're not fooling anyone m8.

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>gets a tingly feeling while watching his friends
>I'm not gay
yeah right m8, you're only fooling yourself

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Gay as fuck
Have you guys fucked yet

>Josou Seme
Absolute garbage on par with NTR.

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tohru is my wife and I will not accept this disrespect

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>get to commit fully to traps
>lower standards for traps
>can readily admit to being gay for traps
>get to love a true friend instead of a woman

you gay

Tfw used to watch my cute friend stream games and it was comfy and wholesome. We did meet up and sucked each other's dicks

Tohru wants to fuck Kobayashi, dude

Tooru is a gay fat slut who needs to be raped into heteroseuality.

I hope you said "no homo" after that or you're gay

IT'S NAHT A TUMAH

you have never lived until you've had a really nice man finger your tight twitching bum

This but an aneros instead, unironically

I can never finish with an aneros

if only i could still like posts, you faggot.

>want to fuck a trap
>but am anti-social as fuck, a poorfag and cannot into ERP at all

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Don't mind me, just popping in to reply to all the gay shit in this thread with "faggot"

faggot
probably ironic but faggot anyway
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
possibly not a faggot but better not risk it
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
not a faggot but shit tier taste in women. sluts aren't attractive.
faggot
this
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot
complete faggot kys
faggot
didn't click it but probably faggot
faggot
faggot
this
honorary faggot
complete faggot kill yourself
faggot
faggot
Your wife is shit tier
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot

Wew that was a lot of them

We didn't :^)

faggot
faggot

missed some lol

Thank you user, doing god's work.

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Fucking Scorelets was fun

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>two (You)s
thanks

based and redpilled

cringe and unliked

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a real hero

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born to shitpost, 10/10

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I watched my friend play Nioh for a bit when it first released. It was pretty nice.

Say some dom shit.

>4 (You)'s for me in one night in the same thread
That's an academy record

YOU LITTLE SHIT

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>I'm not gay
That's literally the gay motto.

so what is the straight motto?

I'm straight but

This thread is certified homosex

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I understand completely.
I care more about the heart stuff then fucking, though.

"No"

>See friend streaming
>Get him banned off twitch
Streaming is for faggots
Stop it

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Well, Tohru is gay

Based

one can only wish
any closeted whores here huh
wana choke on my thick benis?

you sound like a loser

Elma is a better dragon than Tohru

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Why are you friends with a faggot?

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based

I want Fafnir to 1v1 me.

You're streaming to 5 people you wanna throw around the L-word so casually buddy?

They weren't when we became friends, they get better after I get them banned and they stop talking to me about how they're going to make it as a streamer

But she wanted Kobayashi's dick

gosh darn lesbian dragoons

What happened yesterday?

The biggest nut I've had in years

streaming is exciting and fun when it's with your friends
you just don't like fun and are probably some bitter boomer

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Faggotry

Same
I hope next year will be the same

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what happens every year

>he doesn't know
I had it get a new pair of trousers after what happened.

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>filename
definitely a homo

>he missed it
My balls still hurt from it

I like trapping personally, but you are right
Gay people are notorious for being unfaithful and slutty and it's like every time i see that infographic about taking the "trap pill" and that traps are "better than women because they are loyal" is so much bull it actually makes me angry

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Nah fuck off Zoomer, I'm not going to change the way I speak because you want to be a streamer, I will keep saying cunt and referring to merchants and cash shops as jews
>Streaming is fun with friends
You're retarded, you're just recording yourself hanging out with friends it has nothing to do with the streaming itself , you just want to boost your ego by seeing viewer numbers go up

2D traps desu

Kiss him

>100% heterosexual but have a cock fetish

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I'm a 3D trap but i'm actually loving and loyal and would never want to identify or be considered a slut

>>watch friend steam himself jerking off his huge dick
I wish.

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>posts anime
>"i'm not gay"

who are you trying to fool exactly? us? or yourself?

post pics

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>3D
>trap

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
Why are Yea Forums gays so weird?
Are all gay people like this?

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excuse me?

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no he's not, he's on a video game board

You're one of them, Tomo.

>3D
>Trap

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fuck off

>test-based roleplay
>whoring
>implying that a female anime picture makes the poster a trap

bls be my bf

What is this fagit

I would, but i don't want to get banned. I got banned for 3 long days because of my homo behavior and i like posting on Yea Forums

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Can you even have a fulfilling relationship with a trap? Instinct tells me their mental instability and obsession with sex wouldn't do well

I don't do the weird sissy erp thing.
I'm just a loser.

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This. I want a cute monogamous trap bf but they all seem to be massive sluts.

>all the traps in this thread out themselves to be discord trannies
fucking leave!

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just reset your router you dumby

I think you missed all the faggots who were sharing their twitters, pornhub accounts, discords and nudes. Even if they weren't, who the fuck would ever want to honestly date someone who was trying to make a bunch of random people cum? If you're just after a quick nut that's fair enough but actually trying to become an e-slut's bf is embarrassing

dude one of the fuckin discord trannies just posted a fucking linkLYNCH THAT NIGGER

It's fun desu

Have you gotten any friends off this if so bravo bro

Yea Forums is an anime website forever and you can't change that.

>would never want to identify or be considered a slut
>I would
DROPPED

oh no it's "reply to everyone in the thread at once" man!
we have been defeated!!!!!!!!11!11

You should try having fun once fag

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eggsblain

People actually wait out their bans?

WHAT IT IS IN THE SERVER

this is fun retard

No check archive faggot
Or maybe if you kneel down for me and ask nicely and maybe suck my dick I’ll tell ya

Sounds like a heart attack my dude.

wrong

Just the usual, its pretty inactive so only join if ur gonna be active

Erp is fucking cringe. I hope im not the only faggot who's not into that cringey shit

just point me in the direction

same

I tried to ban evade at the time, but even after a router reset Yea Forums was still able to detect me trying to ban evade. It meant that I had to go outside and talk to people for like 3 days :(

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faggot

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BUT WHAT IS THE USUAL

>He can't ban evade

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because its also picking up your cookies
clear them or open a incognito window

You got your ass filled up by others during that time I'm guessing.

>Fun
>Discord

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Newfag lmfao, unless its IP ban u can evade it

dumb satania poster get good
and post your legs and discord

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Every ban is an IP ban.

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>dumb tomokoposter can't ban evade

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Hell if I know. I'd like to find out.

>my post got deleted
it wasn't even anything lewd wtf is janny doing

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you are dumb

youtube.com/watch?v=UVRlKR2r8j0

>this is what happens to gays

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>Based hiro with /lgbt/
Make Yea Forums Weebs Again

>censored out child pornography
why?

well when I was a regular at /fit/ this guy told us how he got back on his ex with a faggot twink from his gym
by his account he said his experience sucked ass and he wouldn't recommend it to anyone
said that faggot was super cringey, moaned like a man when his ass was getting pounded and stuff

lel

I ask myself the same question

yeah that's gay, senpai

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A normal ban is on your ip.
A range ban is on ip range.

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>Dumb tomaccofag can't evade range bans

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bSESD

What the fuck, man

not him, but as a trap i want a monogamous and romantic relationship with a sensitive yet dominant daddy figure. My heat is open and i can live without sex if daddy so desired

>assumptions

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see

let me elaborate some more
when he says he wouldn't recommend it to anyone he is helping us cause twinks and legit gays would mire us in cbt threads ,I got more than once and the twinks would make b8 threads with their shaven legs and HRT hips to attention whore and we would give them attention as most of us were on nofap and were raging on testosterone fuelled horniness and would have definitely fell for the trap fucking meme

Why Tomo? Do you relate to her?

Holy shit you're fucking gay why can't you be more like probably the straightest mother fucker in this thread.

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>stream
>after 3 hours of talking to myself stop streaming
>feel bad about self

>muh socially awkward waifu xd
>le so relateable xd
You make me sick

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jesus
whats your twitch

Who made this really shitty try-hard bait image