ITT: Yea Forums makes an indie game

it's a futa-focused porn game

if 7 it gets made by EA

The love interest is Vivian James

and it's made by bethesda

Game is a 2D run-and-gun with more weapons than just guns

>comments on the nature of player agency

It stays in development for over a decade.

Boob jiggle physics?

>only a single 7 in the thread and it's a shitty one
damn

Dick jiggle physics

It's $120 because the dev team unionized epic style

All female characters can be impregnated.

epic exclusive

Also it has 20 gigabytes of DRM installed

It's a roguelike survival game with crafting elements, and a pixelshit artstyle.

the entire thing is a pro-life metaphor. you find out at the end that you are an unborn fetus and the final boss in the surgeon performing your abortion. your mom wants to abort you because you're gonna be trans or some other defect. Also it has rouge-like elements which add nothing

you can rape

Nintendo switch exclusive

Game is inspired by Earthbound

It comes out for everything but the Switch at launch and every internet comment asking for a switch port drops the meta score by .01 and delays that game another day

physics engine is tied to fps

Based around killing the blacks and the jews

Autists on Yea Forums talk about it nonstop a year or two after release, after it's fashionably left the mainstream

it's a unity remake of an already popular game series

its a 200 iq puzzle game

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Feet are the weapon. This means on the equipment window there is a closeup of the bottom of the character's feet and you can poke parts of them to see where they're sensitive and need more enchantment.

jontron voices a character

Based

There's a really cute NPC that fucking dies and you can't do anything to save them.

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there's a hat in it that makes you do a michael jackson dance

mc is trans

mc is hollow knight. we stole him

you literally use your brain as a grappling hook to get around levels

It features good foam mechanics

the entire game is based around commiting crimes

its made in unity

the paid version

The whole game is a shitty parody of undertale

All female characters are really hot with mk9 style costumes

Fuck

it has weight gain mechanics

has a fat ass and big sword

its a metroidvania

All the girls are cute and not designed by western piggus

The game has a post-apocalyptic setting.

The main antagonist is the Beastie Boys piloting a giant roomba through space.

Based off the manga/anime keijo!!!!

All the girls are designed by western piggus

It has p2w lootboxes

Game is Tranny Bait

Torgue from borderlands 2 is the announcer

Your primary weapon is a george forman grill with a knife duct taped to the top

Only on Epic Games and pro LGBT rights.

the main character is a lancer

Obama narrates the tutorial

You can press a button to have the protag whip their dick out and start jacking it

Dlc alternate player character with huge breasts and glass cannon playstyle.

its "rouge-alike-vania: genre

>unity
>can whip out your dick
>AAA
It's an evolved House Party then ?

equality for both genders

No

It

gameboy advance exclusive

gameboy color exclusive

Exclusive to literally every platform OTHER than nintendo ones.

so hollow knight

soundtrack is made exclusively using hurdy gurdy and mouth sounds

Game features big, hot, gay monster boys

Zubats fuckin everywhere
But now they have an ability that prevents fleeing, and they know Protect, Confuse ray, Minimise, and Recover.

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>main game features unlockable characters
>post game allows you to replay the game from those characters' perspectives

but only if you've preordered

but only if you 100% the main game, including thousands of shitty collectibles

There's no way to win.

there are no female characters, it only consists of manly men and cuteboys

In procedurally generated areas that have a low but plausible chance of spawning collectibles where you can't reach them.

There is one female, however.
The girl reading this ;)

...
I'm going to be PISSED at you when my testosterone kicks back in and I end up looking like a mutant.

Thanks for reminding me, asshole.

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It's bullet hell mixed with an rpg but the bullet hell is some high-level shit

Also she can be "saved" but that just means she won't die as fast

The games humor mainly consists of memes and pop culture references with a few jabs at internet personalities here and there.

All the endings are bad endings.

Well that is on theme for Yea Forums.

At the start you can get the "good" ending but it ends the game early

the combat isnt bad, but its not good either. people will still battle to the death their opinion of it

there are no prominent female characters in the game because fuck shitty waifus

Quiz at the start to determine the players fetish and tailor the gameplay experience accordingly.

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The love interest is THICC

It's a rogue-lite

You jump by holding up direction.

The game uses the weighty-but-satisfying combat system of the acclaimed Dark Souls series.

re-rolling for this fuck you

Everything said in this thread so far is null and void.

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Big tiddy girls try to rape you

The love interest is hourglass shaped, with great TnA, and a slim waist
it dont work like that you little shit

reroll

the love interest is a big tiddy bug girl who continually demands your semen

based

After credits scene with pic related doing that exact pose

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If 7, then bug waifu is a nudist too.

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All of your weapons are incredibly phallic.

rerolling

Why would a bug need clothing to begin with?

if 7 shes a nudist when alone and wears incredibly skimpy clothing when in public

Because otherwise she would be nude.

Game updates are a $10 patreon tier

Go outside and find a bug. It isn't wearing clothes.

They have an exoskeleton which is basically clothes

If you die to the final boss then your save file gets deleted and you need to do registry shit for the game to work again

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There are no coders except for a fresh out of school comp sci major who's only done web design and the rest of the team is just promoting their own twitter account

>He lives in a shit hole area where the bugs are all naked
The absolute state of poorfags

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There's a time limit of some sorts to unlock the true ending, and the game never, ever mentions it.

this

if you speedrun the game too fast then it bluescreens for 5 hours before resuming

The artstyle is dogshit and looks like it was drawn by a 7 year old.
Also it copies Dark Souls lore.

We advertise the game by hiring an e-celeb to do voicework, only to hastily remove it when they say something not politically correct on the internet.

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We hire ONLY e-celebs to do the voicework, not accounting for the fact that they're not voice actors.

So the only real mechanics are collecting things and masturbating? What a disappointing game.

already a shit game.

It's a boost formula game

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You can also heavily interact with the open world

The enemies scale with you so any feeling of progress against them is taken away, and even the weakest enemies are time-taking fights.

Game can only be controlled using a special controller that goes around your cock.

dogs are most dangerous enemies
and if you get defeated by them they knot your ass

Story is written by J.K. Rowling

even if this isnt 7 it counts because i said so

Main character has a dedicated shitting button and another button to banish it on the spot.

I'm so glad this got a 7

Tits and ass

it's actually just me

Chie Satonaka is a guest character and canon love interest

Must feature Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series

based

The plot is a mishmash of the most imbecilic and insane posts from Yea Forums's tapir threads.

[Crafting] [Survival] [Open World]

The final boss is a Yardan Pidorson, a Russian expy of Jordan Peterson. To get the good ending, you help him embrace his homosexual side and he becomes your bear mode bf.
The good ending cutscene shows the two of you cleaning your room together.
He also dies violently in that cutscene, in line with .

The world seems expansive at first but it's just a big load of fucking nothing and all the content is in the DLC

What about your constantly horny bug girl love interest?

She has long passionate sex with you in the end then eats your head and places a huge eggsack in your remains.

Character stat and equipment upgrades are done through an arcane data input system ported from Excel 2007.

the game has a deadline so early that the game will be incomplete even with the maximum possible crunch time

This except she just nibbles on you instead of biting your head off

Somewhere along the line the Swahili localization was embedded into the main code by mistake, resulting in recurrent bugs where the language shifts midgame. These bugs aren't fully rectified until 2 years after the game's release.

The game takes place in 18th century Tunisia.
The protagonist is a stray cat.

the game can only run on windows vista