Steam down

It's literally not okay though, what am I supposed to do until it's back? I want it back now.

epic wins again!

nani?!

NANI?!?

You know, the Epic Games Store isn't down right now.

Works fine for me. are you sure you aren't just poor?

Then check again because it's definitely down. Maybe you just didn't notice.

the chiks are ddosing steam

oh nononon

I just restarted it. still working fine

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woah

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>4 minutes ago
Yeah right

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The only thing that's not working for me's the chat.

Then maybe it's working for burgers or something, but it's definitely down where I live.

NEW UPDATE IS BRINGING THE NEW UI

Try restartng
dont

Ahh bugger. I wanted to work on my Game Maker game and it won't launch unless Steam is up. (steam version you see)

you wish, fat jew Gabe is to lazy to do anything, new UI wont come till summer

Steam does maintenance on Tuesdays you stupid nigger

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Oh god no.

Explain then

Tried the exe?

not this early

yeah like 6 hours from now

not working for me either
are you EU?

>This Steam downtime is brought to you by fair competition.

what did they mean by this?

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>4pm PT

Nah. I already tried it.
Ironically I have the regular version of Studio too with more licenses but I can't seem to recover my account details which sucks. Ever since they switched to Studio 2 the website is pretty broken.

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>trusting your game experience to a bunch of left coast niggers

lol ok

>he owns digital items in any form that he paid for with money
lmao

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Is Steam actually down for some people or are you guys all just memeing?

Seems to actually be down, and for longer than maintenance usually lasts. Kinda odd.

steamstat.us/

time to move to the epic store
valve is bankrupt it is over

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It's ded, chief

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its CHINK propaganda

Steam can't be down, its perfect

Chinks are ddosing Steam using their botnet which was installed 9n much more pc's due to Detroit being free "bug".

>mfw make steam account and aimbot in tf2 casual for like 2 years before banned
>make new account
GET GOOD GET LMAOBOX

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Steam is only down in EU and a few other regions.
Article 13 has been implemented and Steam is shutting down for good.
With no fucking warning.

>Offline mode is gone now

Good thing I've stopped buying games here years ago, GoG or torrents only these days.

>Article 13 has been implemented and Steam is shutting down for good.

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>only USA and China are unaffected
hmmm

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>Steam is only down in EU and a few other regions.
>Article 13 has been implemented

>memesters get banned
>its a bad thing
back to r/picklerick with you

put me in the screencap

I'm glad it's over

Why can't we just play in offline mode?

>steam down
>can't play single-player game
PC master race

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Weird. I don't wanna be that fag that goes "It works for me!" but it's still working for me

WAHT THE FUCK

HOW DO I PLAY MY GAMES NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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wow, that was so hard, at least we know there are idiots here who don't have a VPN

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Fuck this gay shit, I can't even start it up in offline mode

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It's just the tuesday manteinance you fucking idiot
but that's a 10/10 bait there.

Why cant you start Steam in offline mode?

try playing a game with cloud sync.

>cannot even play installed games with Steam down
Fucking memesters Gaben ass lickers. I hope it stays dead.

>350 games
>no offline availabiltiy

FUCK THISSSSSS STEAAAAAAAAAM

It's not down for USA. Europe, Brazil and a bunch of irrelevant countries are out though

>user was behind the steam shutdown.
Retail/Pirated won again.

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steam is down ? just watch some porn :/

say bye bye to your $1000 worth of shitty indie games

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oh nononononono

delete this before virgin steamfags try to convice you that you don't need internet to play single player games and that Steam is not DRM

LItteraly EU primetime, kys.

Since when they turn it all off on this hour in all those servers?

You still can fagget.
Holy fuck, I thought they have steam in china?

Yes goy, stop trying to pursue real women and breed, watch Tyrone fuck white girls instead

Just hit quit and do it again it should prompt you to do offline

Epic won.

>Steam Down
>Can't play video games you own
Fuck every single game/developer/publisher that forces you to use a launcher and/or has any form of drm.

Valve does maintenance every tuesday.

Works here.

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Tuesdays and Thursdays not everyone has the same down time
Tuesdays for burgs
Thurs for europoor
now quit making these fucking threads every god damn week dumbass

Nice Goym
keep using VPN, pay us more

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What the fuck are you talking about?

But you can in offline mode

it won't, steam offline mode is a meme, you always need ot have a internet connection before going offline

Nope, not this time

brb downloading cracks for my library.

You can still play all your games in offline mode though, unlike Ebin Games Launcher.

Only exception would be Denuvo games if you never connected to the internet in months.

I don't have any problems

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>type in password
>can't connect
>press start in offline mode
>type in password
>can't connect
g-guys I'm scared... What is the point in having an offline option if you can't even acces it when you're offline?

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works fine here
is it a eurocuck thing again?

Galyonkin ddosing steam

Damn, maybe I should try restarting my pc

I dare you to launch Steam in offline mode right now

>You can still play all your games in offline mode though

I have no offline mode

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Physical chads rise up

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Here is your🐷

good luck with that when there is no play offline option

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Not sure if its a local thing or you are just shitposting, because its working flawlessly here
in Brazil

you're 3rd world though

>Can't get steam to work.
>Can roll a flat five whenever he wants to.

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was playing some borderlands when this happened. Who else is /borderlands/ here?

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I wonder who could be behind this

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Wut it’s up for me. Also they go down every Tuesday at 7pm for maintenance.

NANI

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>maintainence on prime EU time
>only EU is down
hmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm going to bet that this is because of chinese botnet hired by Epic.

>6

Better luck next time Bateboy

why is steam doing maintenance during prime time?

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I can't launch offline mode, but this is irrelevant. Any form of drm, steam drm included, and any forced launcher is a bad thing. Giving people incentive, like the steam workshop, to use the launcher is a good thing but forcing people to use will always be bad.

Oh boy find the object games and slot machines

explain this jew

...

haha EU cucks BTFO
this is valve making necessary changes for article 13, only EU state approved games that promote diversity will be allowed now

steamstat.us/

Some servers are down.

Offline mode ain't working for some fucking reason. I wanted to play some hollow knight motherfucker what the heck

epic

Back to /pol/

Except that you can't do that. You literally have to be online to switch to offline.

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because they're retarded

And what exactly do you think article 13 has to do with Steam?

Epic store is still up :^)

I want to play video games!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

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on the good side you can stop procrastinating playing games and go to Yea Forums for once

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Offline mode never worked because it requires you to sign in.
Imagine paying for digital games with drm HAHAHAHAAHA

>mfw ausfag
>all is fine
get cucked lmao

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Hollow Knight is on GoG, you only have yourself to blame for buying it on steam

if you dont tell steam to remembe your password apparently it doesnt let you use offline mode

>article 13
>75% of Asian servers are also down
yeah good bait.

motherducker

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>only EU state approved games that promote diversity will be allowed now
So pretty much any game that comes out now?

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It's down for me and I'm in Yurop, what the fuck are you talking about

haha is that Wishbone in the wok

they don't do it during eurochad primetime but during amerivirgin primetime

But I hate it here.

>dropped from 4.7m to 3.7m

kek, its getting worse

Literally no Asian servers are down.
It's only EU and a few South American countries.

Alright Tim Sweeney, you can stop now. chill your tits.

I think you need to actually unplug your ethernet cable or disconnect from your wifi to use offline mode.

Or else it tries to login to their servers.

Shiit nigga.

and that's a good thing.

lol just start your game from their folder

I had offline mode available the first time it failed to connect but now after retrying it won't let me use it

This is why I don't go on /Pol/ anymore. Too many wannabes and retards.

india is, tho.

>shilling cheats
>shilling
Red*it is two doors down and to the left.

>maintenance during day prime time EU

retarded fat fuck what the fuck are you doing.

THE ONE DAY I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES, THIS HAPPENS

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW. I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD. I HATE THIS PLACE. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING DRM LAUNCHERS FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not paying for it though

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US Texas here
Can't log in to Steam

Steam offline mode is stupid
I think you need to login in offline mode once while your internet is working to "save" the offline info to use it when shit happens

Checkd

I tried to sign in once, but steam was down and it gave me an option to go to offline mode. I clicked that, typed in password and got the same error message. I don't have an option to switch to offline anymore.

BIG FAT GAY BEN

Hey, Valve.
Is this, some kind of late April fools joke?

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There is a lot going on in this picture. I love it.

>year of our lord
>still a eurocuck
can't make this shit up

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I don't remember my password because I've had Steam auto-log me in for years

>Trusting a service that bans """conspiracy""" materials
You deserved it desu.

atheist eternally btfo

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Yeah, right.

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I guess I'll play one of my pirated games then

There are 6 fat nerds in a van outside my house. [spoler]one of them fell asleep[/spoiler]

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No you can't. You need to log in to use the offline mode. You cannot log in, so you can't use offline mode. It's fucking retarded and is one of the reasons I dropped steam for pure piracy.

The US servers are still up.
So this is either a false flag or an actual Texan, since they're retarded.

EPIC BAD
STEAM GOOD

>being a 3rd worlder

go to steam>steamapps>common>gamename>exe
If game doesn't have denuvo or simular you ready to go

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THINK OF ISRAEL GOOOOY!!1!!11!!!11 THE 7 MILION

>Letting the government take your games away😂

well I dunno then🙁

fuck🕊

>[spoler]

literally me

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I just found out the solution to my problem but steam is down. Christ.

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wow so hard

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It's back.

>have set steam to automatically connect so that I can use it even when offline
>steam's current failure to connect doesn't allow this to happen for some reason
>i can't access my own library of games because steam is down

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They could also be implementing the new UI that they're been planning on?

it's over, chinks won.

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who gives a shit about ui tho

Enable file extensions you computer illiterate faggot

What?!

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now start it

Enter offline mode and play your games offline

There's no reason you'd have to take down the whole fucking server to update the UI.

>Needing online to play your games

Are you retarded or something? This only works for games without any DRM.

It usually works, but not now.

>hide known file types

I wanted to play in Arma 3 editor before sleep, but Arma keeps crushing because steam doesn't work. Also, I'm in Russia, so it's not a EU thing

And we don't get any notice for this? GREAT MOVE, VALVE.

absolutely checked

see

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

This is mildly annoying.

>NEW UPDATE IS BRINGING THE NEW UI
the new ui looks like shit

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What are the odds of that happening?!
Oh yeah 1 in 10.
But checked.

I believed you and tried. It's not.

Redirects to steam login, will be a mighty fine shitstorm if epic is indeed behind this.

Hnnnnnnn- three.

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Now press the offline button and post the result

>buying games with drm

dress up as tomoko and suck my fat cock

>today is world autism awareness day
>steam is down
what a fucking coincidence

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You're trying to trick me into using my OS.

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THAT'S IT
I'M MOVING TO THE EPIC GAME STORE

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ahahahhaha fuck all redditors and other normie faggots who praise Steam and Gaben

This is what happens when you aren't allowed to criticize Steam on reddit.

GET

FUCKED

meanwhile, I'm playing games because EA Origin and Epic Games Store work just fine :^)

GET FUCKED REDDITORS

GET FUCKED STEAM CÚCKS

I hope more Triple AAA companies take Epic Games Store bribes and do exclusive launches more because of this. Imagine if a big game studio launched a game today and Steam went down for the entire day so that people couldn't buy the game or even play the game.

GET FUCKED REDDITORS

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Here's something to tide you over until your games are back
github.com/Kitteh6660/Corruption-of-Champions-Mod/releases

>Music for this thread
>youtube.com/watch?v=TNVqOmJc-YY&t=2692s

I just wanted to relax a bit.

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Works for aoe3 and rimworld but does'not
dow soulstorm in my case

its back

alright its finally up
im outta here faggots. seeya!

ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLAY CRUSADER KINGS

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Funny shit, some games which does not need steam features won't run for me, ones which use and depend on steam run ok

>buyfags
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm gonna sit here playing my vidya while you fags seethe

this is what you get for supporting jews and actually buying digital games, you retards are literally giving out money and not getting anything ANYTHING OF TANGIBLE NATURE IN RETURN
kys nigger employee

its up!

I JUST LOGGED IN
REPPIN UK

IT IS WORKING
I CAN PLAY MY VIDEOGAMES NOW

It's all over🐱

it's my special day and nobody told me?🙁

Heh, nice.

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Yes yes, impressive.
Now watch this

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STEAM BACK UP

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so do I say like cringe or yikes? because this post is cancerous.

you mean you'll keep shitposting and never actually play games, don't you?

i can play with my stolen sekiro copy just fine user

Ok, back live but too late to play games see ya after dinner

NOW WE CAN ALL SHIT ON STEAM SUPPORT, GOGOGO

I just wanna run my pirated game through steam to take screenshots. Any other screenshot program recommendations?

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>cannot even start in -offline mode
>cannot start installed games
It's totally locked.
Once again, DRM sucks.

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not him, but that's disabled by default in windows 10 for some reasons just like many other basic options

>please check your network connection
>network troubleshooting tips
Condescending faggots. Shut the fuck up and fix your shit.

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Yik35

ITS UP BOIS

that was a shitty 45 minutes though

It's working again

happy autism day user

I fucking laughed at this. Good one my man.

>steamcucks locked out of games at gaben's will
>pirate patricians able to play games at any time, regardless of server status

looks like paypigs lose again

ITS UP

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>it's back up
>lost urge to play

Every fucking time.

ITS UP

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So? They've been disabled by default since XP, doesn't mean he has to be a nigger and keep them disabled

Cringe and yikes are just redditspeak for faggot. Call me that if you want to
Pretty much, but its nice having them open in the background whilst watching people lose there shit here

It's down in EU and some other regions.
Burgers seem fine.

Thanks Valve, you sure a proving to have the superior laucher...

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doesn't even allow to log in offline, you know..
to play with the singleplayer games you already have installed

reminder to buy a ps4 and phisycal copies

its back

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yeah but I bet you can't predict my 7

it's up, but weed has wore off, don't wanna play anymore desu

epic wins
sad

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It was fun Yea Forums, now let's go back to playing games.

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>he unironically uses steam
>he RENTS digital games for FULL price
>he doesn't download them directly on his hard drive for absolutely free
does it get any more reddit than this?

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That a decent VPN?

Tried using VPNs sometimes, but every single one I tried virtually anywhere just gets a "REEE VPN DETECTED" and shuts me down from accessing it until I turn off the VPN.

It's up again.
Fuckin' hell...

yes, being an anime pedo

What is this madness

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Do you guys do this every single Tuesday when scheduled maintenance always happens? Or is this the first time you've been up before noon and you've never seen this

Nonna greatsword

That's a nice 5

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Steam are removing all of the porn games in the EU store

never happened at this hour
it's 7.30 pm where I live

3/10

Fuck you, it was unusual even by Steam standards

good
:okay:

Impressive, you've baited my 8!

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let me ask you faggot, what use are physical discs if you still need a launcher that has to be online to start the game.
think about that next time before you make a nigger out of yourself.

bless you kind sir

It literally never happens at this hour.

NO NO NO! /biz/ SAID HOLD!

nvm it's up

>was using Steam this entire time and had no interruptions

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Steam drones will defend this shit!

congrats absolute mongoloid for outing youreslf as a purchaselet

Nice

i rly thought it was gone for good this time🙁

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Time to sell before it goes back up!

Steam bots hahahahahahaha

See my diamond

Lies.
You could have it running but you couldn't use it for anything.

>he said while being at work and taking a shit cuz he is not allowed to use a phone during work times.

>Letting trump slowly take away all your rights

You were already logged in.

Told you its all okay

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You're telling me people log on and off all the time instead of just logging in once?

I popped over to reddit and they are sucking Gabe cock, no surprise.

As crazy as it sounds, not everyone in the world follows your exact schedule

I have all my games on console, 95% Of my games are physical so even if the internet goes out i can still play games. Long live consoles and physical media, the day I can no longer buy a disc is the day I don't buy games, plus they look so impressive stacked on a shelf

Steam still has to log you in whenever you start it.
Even if you chose to save your log-in info.

thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart/
Stay out of the 5 eyes

>mfw pirate masterrace

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Maybe support gog next time.

>supporting any corporate DRM spyware launcher

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> Maybe support gog next time.
i support it just not with money lmao

Well i doubt you buy games at all so your not really a problem.

Time to migrate to epic games

That 7 was pretty good, now check my 3

>was laughing at all the people that weren't already logged in and cant use their steam games
>power went off
>lost access to my steam games

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EPICHADS REPORT IN

karma

pathetic incels can't even predict their own 4s

check'd

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logic is not your friend faggot.

You no have-u this problem-u rith Epic Store. You rike games, yas? You rike Epic Store then

This can't be happening Valvebros...

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works on my machine

Gaben is done for.

you don't have a proper brain, nigger

i know bro. im so broken up. if only steam games could be cracked somehow. seems like its tougher than denuvo

you don't actually get good if you have to use cheats though

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>oh no steam was down for less than an hour
>i wont stand for a service that only has 99% uptime