Kojima """"productions"""""

it would have been funny if it was true.

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Hack

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I think you're pushing your hatred for Kojima to such an extreme that the board is starting to turn on you and like him again.
Just a warning.
You have to release your autism in smaller doses or people will kneejerk to you.

I've wanted those glasses since forever and that motherfucker needs to show them off on his profile.

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OH NO NO NO

He's not smoking

It seems all he does is watch movies, travel around to meet actors he jerks off to and 3D scan cute girls' feet.
Meanwhile he gets paid for it and slap his name on the games coming from his studio, if one ever releases that is.

>video game developer
>chad
LOL

Hideo and his brother Kojima

embarassing

Sony knew exactly what they were getting into. If he was smart, he would have used a super lawyer for his contract discussions.

all while the people slaving away and actually making the vidya are poor as fuck and overworked.

Kojewma has the definition of a soibeard

If that's not the very definition of based i don't know what is.

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what are the glasses even? ID them

In a scale from daikatana to mighty number one, where will death stranding land?

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>coax people into thinking your games are some real deep shit
>amass harem of worshippers who gladly slave away for you
how far do his schemes go?

FedEx mobile app tier.

I'd say Yooka Laylee /10

pretty based fucking over massive corporations just so you can meet people from films you like

OH MY GOD PEOPLE HAVE FREE TIME WTF Yea Forums LITERALLY A FUCKING HACK HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I'M SEETHING SEEEEEEEETHING RIGHT NOW FUCK HIM FOR ENJOYING HIS FREE TIME HE SHOULD HAVE BECOME A CODE MONKEY LIKE ME REEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm pretty sure those are Matsuda glasses similar to the ones linda hamilton wore in terminator two. That company mostly produces overpriced and pretentious garbage noadays, but they do individual commissions if you're filthy rich.

Cope

Living the dream.

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>kojidrone damage control and COPE

snatcher is about the only thing that kojima had actual major creative influence on that's remotely decent.
he took a backseat to everyone else on mg/s, and when he finally got his hands on it again with 4, it was so bad it nearly killed the series, then 5 actually did. He mismanaged it into the dirt.
I don't think konami's a good company but there's something to be said for literally your second or third biggest franchise (depending on if you think pes is big) being killed off and firing the creator'. Imagine if mcdonalds said "we're getting rid of the mcchicken". What the fuck.

jesus christ is it your first day here you sperg?

He probably has a shitton of money, and had it even before Sony/Deth Standing. Why are you sperging out?

>3 "men" in their 40s or older try to look like 20yo fuccbois
Is he, dare I say it, a dumb faggot?

he is a faggot hack like Bono who likes to buy $2000 glasses by some literal who so he can feel like a special snowflake

>The Chad Kojima vs The Virgin Hideo

>makes a new Kojima thread every single day
>goes as far as making fake articles just to fuel his hateboner
Seethe harder faggots

🌈

He uses company money which is the problem.

What discord is this?

i see why he cheated on her with that slut from mgsv

>implying he even got to touch her
cope more incel

He is fleecing Sony for all he can get, and that's cool.

Cage, you mean?

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I don't hate him, I'm jealous of him.

Problem for who? Do you work for Sony?

Phantom Pain/10

based, me too, but i don't shit talk about him even though i don't care for most of his work

>fleecing Sony
nah, the budget is finite and is for the entire studio, so the more money he wastes, the less money is left for his employees/studio.

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Death Stranding will be a grimdark Spore type bluff. Too many promises, with little, if any, delivered.

>e3 2k19
>another 20 minute trailer with zero gameplay

based

Will Death Stranding expose Kojima for the hack that he is?

I thought he burned money and Sony gladly gave him more, just to have the right to use his name. That's sounds for the people actually working in the game.

>they changed Vincent's entire face for the movie

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After MGS people will just eat up anything he produces.

I, too, liked the gooey tits girl.

yeah that would not have been as bad, but he's wasting the studio's money

He's wasting Sony's money for certain.
Kojima is going to prove can you churn out a piece of shit and can Sony bribe enough game reviewers to make it look like it's a good game.

>He's wasting Sony's money for certain.
no you retard, you clearly don't know anything about the industry, they pitch a project and negotiate a budget for the project, so sony gives them x dollars to get the game done, and he's wasting the same cash that goes to his employees.

It used to be true actually

Kojima the hack.
youtu.be/8JL4JXEv-RY

There was also a delete tweet that said “who’s gonna give a budget to us?”

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Do you think he fucks his cute blonde assistant? I wanna fuck his cute blonde assistant.

He has ED

as you see, the budget is set from the start. meaning the money he wastes is at the detriment of the project.

nice jaw

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You don't know the value of money. You are literally 14 years old.

>the budget is set from the start
And every expense is pre-planned and accounted for, you fucking underage. The budget is not just a pile of cash that you can throw around at will.

>And every expense is pre-planned and accounted for
he's the head of the studio you retard, he decides what kind of bonuses he gets.

>japanese dev works himself to the point he needs to be hooked up to an IV
>OH MY GOD JAPAN IS SO HORRIBLE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS INSANE
>japanese dev has a healthy work life balance
>OH MY GOD HES SO LAZY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

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holy shit, fuck that thief piece of shit

It's a reference to sakurai nigger retard

you should reread that post user

wanking over hollywood movies is not "healthy work life balance"

>Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
BIG CRINGE.
If you saw anyone else online having the same or a similar description written, you'd laugh and ridicule them for it, why is it any different with this chink fuck? Just because he's like a celeb or some shit?

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yes but he is OUR dumb faggot

why so assblasted OP?

because he steals from other people and tricks kids into thinking his games are deep

desu Kojima has always been pretty nifty at keeping his team creative. For MGS2 he gave every member of his team a notepad to write down one idea every day, which clearly paid off.

I don't think he can handle a budget or even does most of his "directing" himself, but he appears to work as a teams "engine" really well

>Too many promises
The fuck has Death Stranding promised? Don't pretend they've said what is in the game.

Wait, is he based? Retweeting notch?

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>if you retweet someone for 1 tweet
>you agree with all their tweets
are you a brainlet? also notch is a neckbeard retard

How is the Vincent movie?

No Sony at E3 so it may not be there.

>notch is a right wing billionaire so i must call him a neckbeard
Yikes

No shit, didn’t you hear the story of why he signed with Sony
>went to Nintendo
>they were eager to work with him and wanted to hear how his idea would use their switch technology
>he went to Microsoft
>they were eager to work with him and wanted to hear his brand new story ideas
>he went to Sony
>they said “I don’t care what you got, here’s a blank check and as much time as you want”
Guess who he signed with.

>right wing
nah, he's exactly like the stereotypical betafag neckbeard and the money has not changed that.

Notch is quite literally in the sense of the term, /ourguy/

So what kind of game will it be? What's the synopsis so far?
The only thing I've heard is people praising it but I'm clueless about this game.
...is it even coming this year?

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You would do the same if you could.

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fake & gay

The budget contains all the salaries, that's like the biggest part of software development, Kojima can't possibly pay he's employees less than what was agreed on.

Kojima seems like a really cool guy but I dont really like his games.

Thats just not true. Kojima has been a sony dicksucker since day 1 It was no secret he was going with them

>desu Kojima has always been pretty nifty at keeping his team creative. For MGS2 he gave every member of his team a notepad to write down one idea every day, which clearly paid off.
Wow what a genuis who could have thought of this but kojimbo?

>ourguy
only if by "our" you mean you and your redditor buddies

Pretty sure Sony is done with his bullshit and budget expenses and want him to actually release Death Stranding
Pretty sure it's pretty much in beta right now

>does all that
>people still worship the ground he's walking on
Sounds like a pretty good life, desu senpai.

>wastes studio budget
who the fuck gives a shit if it doesn't affect the quality of the game and it sells well?
not like the money comes from poor/middle class people

FedEx delivery man

>Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't fuck him
This is actually true in my opinion

Comes out in November. It is a third person stealth/action game. Missions are formated around take mission item from a to b in an open world. The package can take damage when treated rough and through rough terrain hazards or combat and score/pay reduces with damage. Enemies include spooky wooky shadow hand ghosts and human jerkwards.

>budget
>doesn't affect the quality of the game

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t. wagecuck

>Mail man: The Game
Sounds neat desu
I hope we deliver stuff that ranges from simple things to weird

they might put it on youtube during the event

do you actually believe that most of the budget for a game goes to developer salaries and making their creativity flourish with good engines and whatever the fuck?
especially with AAA titles, a fuck-huge chunk goes purely towards marketing

We've seen boxes, dead bodies and a living chick.

>newfags were Five when Notch turned his back on Yea Forums and literally told us to fuck off as he made Minecraft worse before going on vacation every two days because he's a literal autist who can't handle an ounce of pressure

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He is a billionaire basement dweller.

>travel around and blow money on whatever the fuck you want
>people worship you and will still buy and defend your upcoming shitty movie game no matter what
Kojima is living the dream

Closer to the truth than you think

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Imagine the shitstorm when death stranding comes out and it's a total fucking disaster of a videogame.

whats that in american

5 foot 6

>comes out and it's a total fucking disaster of a videogame.
like phantom pain being worse than GZ

With one exception, most people blamed the publisher for it.

>Uses all that Sony funding and “absolute trust” to pay his favorite actors to travel around with him, eat good food, watch movies, and pretend to be his friend

Suckers. There’s a reason Konami kicked his ass to the curb.

kojidrones will always blame everyone but kojima himself

>not posting the real one

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Living the dream

lmfao

This entire thread is dabbing on Kojimbo though.

Konami also fucked their employees. While Kojima is enjoying himself the ones who worked with him are still at Konami but now working at shitty jobs with pachinko machines and cleaning toilets on the gym

the problem is that Sony hired Kojima with out his tardwrangler, who is still at Konami as far as i know hence why Kojima is sitting around jerking his shlong to anime an pictures of norman reedus all day and he'll shit out some pretentious garbage with meh gameplay and a story that he stole from a more obscure book/anime/manga or movie and the worst part is that all those people will hail him as a genius for it

>hang out with norman and mads
>make fun of their addiction

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what a load of shit

>konamidrones speeking for themselves

Why would Kojima say he's 5'8" when he's 6'5"?

who is his wife

pure tragedy

I'd assume that it's because he's proven himself already.

Once death standing flops do you think Kojima will disappear just like Inafune?

Say it again konamidrone motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/vvbaj4/konami-developers-were-asked-to-clean-gyms-work-at-pachinko-machine-factory

kojima is trying so hard to fit in there i't's almost sad

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He definitely feels the odd one out. Not that it matters when you can buy friendship though lol

what a fat fuck

>5 killed the series
In what wacky timeline are you living in?
In this one MGSV was a 9.5/10 IGN that everyone sunk 100 hours into
Then the zombie game killed it

Wasn't that the one where Konami tried to salvage it by forcing reviewers to play in a highly focus tested "boot camp" and write their reviews based on those 2-3 days of playing?

>Japanese avatar: Smiling
>American avatar: Angry look

HE KNOWS

chad todd

it's a reference to the box art thread he created

>Doesn't give a fuck about what Yea Forums fags think about him

I dunno

but a gay salesman tryed to convince me to buy it at a microsoft store at the time and I bought fable 3 and tomb raider instead

That happened with previous Metal Gears too, it's just how Konami does things. The majority of critic reviews didn't even come from that event yet were almost all at least 9/10 anyway.

>That happened with previous Metal Gears too
Source?

I fucking hate Kojima and how he gets all the credit when it's Hideo who does all the work in pretty much secret while Kojima goes out snorting cocaine out of Hollywood celeb ass

I watched it with my exgf, honestly its pretty damn good if you are at least somewhat interested/curious about art and the life of Vab Gogh which went through some shit. I miss her

Notch is a fat fuck with a fedora and literally has a neckbeard. Shut up.

Kojima left Hideo back at Konami, he has to spend five more years in the Pachinko mines before they'll let him direct a Silent Hill for phones. Screencap this.

Hands-down the most overrated developer.

He's a fucking master of media-manipulation though. Being able to fool the entire gaming community into thinking Konami is the reason MGS V was a disappointment is impressive.

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>Too many promises
Like what? Not trying to be an ass, but I still have fuckall of an idea of what Death Stranding actually is, and have still seen no gameplay that isn't just Norman walking over empty landscapes, or walking through mud with invisible monsters.
Like I guess there can be some time and or alternate dimension fuckery but that still doesn't really say anything about anything really.

What the fuck is Death Stranding?
Speculating yourself is not them making any promises. They have practically showed nothing.

The whole Konami 'breakup' show is the biggest trick yet tho.

Can any source with these claims

>let him scan her feet
sorry user

Konami took total control over TPP development 6 months before release. Hate on Kojima all you want, but if Konami decided to take responsibility for the project they should also take the blame for it.

Even mgs theme is stolen from Russians.
youtube.com/watch?v=9k7DrIWcrdI

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holy shit this is totally unheard of
also what a creative genius - mg 1 2 mgs 1 2 3 4 5 peace walker portable ops
fucking incredible original stuff right there

Mother Russia can rot for all I care.

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Remember when this game was supposed to be exclusive to the PS4

Lol why do you think Konami hate him?

>caring about the opinions of women
por que

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He's shorter.

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I still don't understand why didn't they just license it.

wrong cross on the sail

Kojima is an ideas man. He is pretty bad at everything except concepts.

>MGS memory card reading schtick
>MGS2 MEMES and bait/switching
>MGS3 FPV cutscences, Snake v Monkey

He can come up with very original secrets, easter eggs, references, and immersive tidbits, but he is nothing else besides that. I wouldn't trust him to do anything except write down a bunch of weird innovative shit on a notepad.

retard

Wh..where are the emojis?
No I... needed them
:(

They’re the reason a game released at all

An entire game of just bringing x to y? Is this is answer to the world rejecting Kevin Costner's Postman?

Devs didn't know about it, TAPPY passed it off as his own.

If twitter wasn't invented and kojima has no outlet to share his hobbies with the world, people here would not give him so much hate.

Why couldn't they license it afterwards? This track and its variations are pretty much absent from all of the mgs games that came out after 3.

male or female

Male to female.

>obsessing over celebs
>chad
id hate to see your testosterone levels

>Kojima is an ideas man. He is pretty bad at everything except concepts.
Mate, that's like literally his job. Who are you even arguing with?

Why are his hands yellow?

Mate, the only dag arguing here is you.

What he does in his free time is his own fucking business really.
It'd be like if I tweeted out the porn I was jerking off to.
I was watching porn before, me posting it on Twitter doesn't suddenly mean I'm spending ALL my time on porn, or that I just started doing it.

what the fuck is this image?

Hands of gold.

The KojiMAN.

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God look at that neck, imagine shoving your BBC down that chinky throat ungh

>trying to leech off hollywood pedo's status is chad
lol

I Kojima's hairline fucked up? This looks like an elaborate comb over...

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>wastes studio budget on fancy trips, foods and on overpriced actors just so he can meet them

>Made academy award-winning stealth action video games over the course of 20+ years.

>Implying he doesn't have any money or networked with other rich celebs.

Fuck right outta here.

>Redditspacing
>attributing the work of hundreds of people to the single most attentionwhoring faggot alive

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He actually wrote and directed all of the MGS games. He's a "director" Are you too fucking dense? Explain to me why he won so many awards? There's literally no one better than Kojima because he redefined video gaming forever.

>Explain to me why he won so many awards
media attention and hype. his writing is fucking atrocious.

Suck a dick nigga.
His writing was perfect for people that enjoy video games. Book niggas just mad their shitty ideas are so bad they wouldn't even work for games lmao

>media attention and hype. his writing is fucking atrocious.

Confirmed for not playing the games and only acting like a contrarian hipster because everyone loves him. The writing is far superb and actually talks about a lot of themes about memes and genetics and much more. You really are showing how blind you are. I guarantee you MGS and Kojima have written far better than the anime you've watched.

>Suck a dick nigga.
not an argument, redditfag.

>Thinks anyone is obliged to "Argue" him
>Thinks everyone else is Reddit
OH NO NO NO
Hey fag, I'm not even that fucking guy that double spaced, but you're aware it's been a thing before Reddit yes? I know you read about double spacing so you mindlessly call it out, much like "MUH TRIGGER DISCIPLINE" tards that just discovered /k/ for the first time but kindly keep your trap shut, faggot nigger

>Hey fag, I'm not even that fucking guy that double spaced, but you're aware it's been a thing before Reddit yes?

Real oldfag detected. Remember when people complained about "walls of text"? Now I learnt to space between each sentence and suddenly it's "Reddit"

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I still use run on sentences because I don't give a shit about readability so long as I get my point across, fuck those faggots, they answer to ME, they're going to read the shit the way I sloppily type it out and they're going to like it

I just don't understand the entire redditspacing meme. How does it even offend anybody on an Anonymous message board if I type like Reddit? I'm more offended by the person who makes those comments thinking it actually offends me.

Someone posted some infograph about how if your hit enter, on Reddit it will not actually space it, so you have to hit it twice for normal spacing.
So dumbasses that think absolutely no one did this before thinks everyone that does it is a Reddit inhabitant, because they're conditioned to hate Reddit.
Worse off are those people that have a hatred so irrational that they won't even use it as an information resource because they think they'll get e-cred from other hipsters here.
Don't get me wrong, I don't have a Reddit account, but if I need to find an NFL stream or translations for a game I play, I'm going to check the fucking subreddit for it instead of vainly searching archives and hundreds of posts that just happened to have the words I'm searching to find what I want.
Just newfags and retards that think they have some sort of blood pact with this site when they don't know what the fuck they're on about

he makes games that "women don't understand"

so naturally

>his wife hates him and does not respect his "work"
>Citation needed

>successful man spends his money as he sees fit
>local communist faggot is outraged
/thread

As long as he can make a quality product he can keep photographing hamburgers and harassing celebrities as much as he wants. However, if this game turns out as underwhelming as MGS5 he will be dead to me

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>made the best series in gaming

Yeah he can do whatever he wants as long as I get another masterpiece in time.

He's seriously calling himself with Boku?
What a fag

this movie was pretty great. even if you only watch it as an animationfag it's worth.

>70% of my body is made of movies
What's the other 30% made of Yea Forums?

He's my hero I aspire to be like him someday

Kojima is only 70% finished.

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if Kojima did nothing but make Yea Forums seethe he would still be one of my favorite developers. absolutely based.

Kojima productions is the modern day, slightly more sensible version of Ion Storm. Prove me wrong.
>studio run by one charismatic, well known figurehead
>big focus on the idea of the auteur developer spearheading an artistically driven big budget game
>decadent office culture, with head guy showing off frequently what hes doing
death stranding is a modern Daikatana, and just like back in the day with ion storm, were about to see a fork in history.

If death stranding is good, it will prove the power of the leading artist and an ambitious project, or, if death stranding is bad, then like daikatana before it, it will be a laughingstock and kojima will be labelled a wasteful boob like john romero.

>Kojima not only pays actors to pretend to be his friends, but also asks them to pose for pictures like they're teenagers while the person he pays to follow and take pictures of him posts this shit to social media

It's pretty damn pathetic.

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>death stranding is a modern Daikatana
Wasn't Daikatana shit?

yeah, thats what im saying.
If daikatana had been good, then Ion Storm and john Romero's vision of the rock-star developer and studio would have been vindicated by their output.
But daikatana wasnt good, so they proved themselves as wasteful and incompetent.

I think Kojima and Kojima Productions are in the same place now, with everyone awaiting their first game while they post about watching movies at work (Just like Ion Storm did), and that if Death Stranding is good, it will be interesting to see what happens as a result, since we already know what happened last time this all happened and the game was bad.

Damn. Japaneses sure love white people, huh.

>Todd is my height
Oh, that's cute

Jellymad incels spotted. Go protest against showering or whatever it is you fags do.

i'm convinced that kojimer can deliver but the time and luxury he affords himself lately is probably beyond unreasonable, and it's more than likely that it's what pissed off konami with V

>Doesn't know what a "video game" is
Never fails to make me laugh.
Tbh I used to have a very low opinion of Cage after Beyond Two Souls, but he really redeemed himself with Detroit, in my eyes. It's still not fantastic by all means but he did definitely a lot of things right with DBH. And it's the only game of that scale where "your choices matter!" is actually true.

>that one asian friend who takes shit to the next level in order to fit in

I think Kojima actually will be able to deliver, considering metal gear has already proven that hes good at making games. But it's funny how much the two tales mirror each other, right down to kojima and romero both being the subject of running jokes regarding their handsomeness (or at least Romero's hair)

nobody understands tho

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>70% of my body is made of movies
just like his games hehehehe

>quality product
t. never finished TPP

>calling himself with Boku?
what?

Yeah I was impressed by Detroit, I really hope its detailed consequence system will influence non-movie RPG games too

boku has to be the japanese word least understood by foreigners. you think only shotas use it, but that just isn't true at all. stop watching anime

The flowchart was such a good idea. This way you can actually see that there is other outcomes instead of having to guess whether the game is just pretending to have a choice (which is usually doesn't).
I'd like to see this system in other games but it's fairly complex.

I really liked how it told about his life through investigation, and how the guy became more and more obsessed with and empathetic with Vincent as it went on.

Japs have different forms of "I". "Boku" is a bit informal as far as I understand, like something you would use between friends instead of co-workers. Maybe can comfirm if that's correct or not

>death stranding is daikatana

Is Hideo Kojima going to make us his BITCH?

>boku has to be the japanese word least understood by foreigners.
Not even close.

And?

>i'm not offended by the comments i'm offended by the fact that the comments are meant to offend me

>dabbing on
So, you are zoomers?

>>wastes studio budget on fancy trips, foods and on overpriced actors just so he can meet them
god I wish I were him

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>Cage
>chad
>when Cage doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's a failed Hollywood director who has only survived on sony cuck fanboyism

actors are worthless whores who do anything for money, and Kojima exploits it. Based.

based luso poster

why are Kojimas balls hangin out in this pic wtf

naa, it'll sell relatively well, recoup its budget, about 1/3rd of players will absolutely fucking love it, 1/3rd will say it's alright, 1/3rd will hate it

Unless the game absolutely blows everything else out of the water, I don't think Kojima will do anything else afterward.

Cage has very obviously his head deep in his own ass, he thinks he revolutionized games. I don't think he thinks of himself of a failed director, even if that's the truth.

So do your government officials

>Muh first class trip to a """business""" dinner two countries away which racks up a $5000 bill on top of it
>B-But I needed it to do my job!

Literally every non-blue collar job has things like that.

>Work in IT
>Need a new gayman PC
>Tell HR to buy me a new $2000 rig
>They buy it and give it to me to perform my job
>Take it home and just use the old one at work

what thread

don't you think you could make a version as a game? where you play the investigator guy? sure it would just be a point and click but you could get all the visuals in there.