"I've been genetically engineered to be perfect"

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>every face is perfect please someone ahve sex with me
found the incel

the perfect woman is not human

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>wanting kids
>2019
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Found the incel

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I'm a virgin but not an incel because I respect women

when you're perfect you don't need to have sex

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>unlimited bareback sex without the risk of a screaming little shitbag popping out of her coochie woochie
Sounds pretty perfect to me, buddy.

>someone says anything remotely negative about females
>"INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL"

yes yes we all know how much sex you have with vaginas

don't be jealous just because sexhavers exist

She looks like she would only have sex with Shepard if he wasn’t in a committed relationship with Tali

i wish i was a sexhaver :'(
Miranda was fucking useless, change my mind

Hey now, what does this incel have against Sexhavers? My family built this country from the dick up.

...

>t.

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HEE HEE

She doesn't support infidelity to begin with so I don't get what you mean.

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Shepard.

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>can't have kids
She really is perfect.

Let the virgins argue while we conduct or business of sex having with several women and discussing videogames, my dear Bradley, I believe Stacey is coming.

It was added in the dlc. Miranda is a craig list slut who tried to have a kid. After daddy issues, Bioware's go to formula at writing females is to make them barren hoes.

Nah, Stacy's at her spin class. It's me, Barbie.

Canonically it looks like her VA's face, they just fucked up.

>>can't have kids
Sounds perfect to me.

The same DLC also has Tali slicking to femShep. So don't take everything for granted.

Wish she looked like an attractive alien of some sort instead of just a purple human

Like asari?

>found the incel
Takes one to know one faggot.

>whites go extinct
>nogs are left to be devoured by Krogan hordes
I'm okay with this.

t. Absolutely seething blackboi

Kind of, I suppose.

Why would I be seething? You're the ones being bred out of existence. COPE

>Seethe because op's pic is the projection of yourself

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>the perfect white woman fucks black guys
hmmm...really makes you think...

>genetically engineered to be perfect
>is an Anglo

Lmao

>can't have kids

Where's the problem?

The heart wants what it wants

Mass Effect threads are always comfy. Post your Shepards.

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>he doesn't want to spread these genes

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I’m actually playing through 1 again and Christ why can’t my Shepard just look good

Every time he squints it looks so weird

I played the first one with the default looking Shepard and only changed him in the second. You can find identity codes on sites and paste them in. That's how I got mine, just copied from the web.

Is marrying an asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than dating an asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are courting, dating, and marrying a blue alien solely so she can have daughters who go out and gets ravaged by other men. All the hard work you put into marrying an asari - getting her to give up her slutty maiden stage, making her quit being a commando, making sure she understands your earth culture, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: your children will be always be daughters and are more attractive to the entire galaxy, even a pious hanar will want to fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random turian who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight blue pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her biotics and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who marries an asari, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy for her 1000 year lifespan. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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Perfectly made for ___

Thanks for the insight Garrus

I dumped Liara for Miranda

>maikel jackson trans
>perfect

>dumping crazy stalker gf with an intel network who can ruin your credit score for big book of British smiles
BLIMEY

I swear to fucking god I thought that was Michael Jackson and you were referencing his kids being created in a lab.

I’m an autist and want it to be me that Tali falls in love with back in 1

ME1’s options for facial redesigns are so fucking horrible looking though

*is best girl in your path*

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Now THAT'S perfection.

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In 1 she was at least passable but in 3, IF ANYONE lets this miserable space-racist live, she looks like a total tranny unironically

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Exactly. Creampie 95% of the time

>saw Shepard naked on the operating table many times
>saw his massive perfect dong every day
Think she cries herself to sleep in every scenario?
>she can’t give him children but the drug addict can
>she can’t give him children but he can betray the human race and procreate with the blueberry
>she can’t give him children but they’ve given him such advanced tech that he’s somehow able to impregnate the space gypsy and have a half human half quarian baby with no shit immune system
am I missing anyone

He can calibrate with Garrus

He can impregnate krogan female and have hundreds of human/krogan hybrids
And the midget asian looking ones
And the jellyfish
And geth
And reapers

But what if she identifies as masculine and rails only feminine members of different races?

So we can all agree that the Citadel DLC is the best dlc right?

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>not a romance option

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youtu.be/ohMoPNZxmus
1 minute mark. The best

She either wasn't over Keiji or was too focused on Jacob.

>Make mommy
>Let mommy flash milkers
>Doesn't let me suck on mommy's milkies
Why would Bioshock do this?

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She wasn't over Keiji. Jacob was more a purely sexual and teasing thing for her.

That is perfect, you can nut inside her all you want, no fear of ruining her perfect pussy and body.

Are you one of those fags who wants to be a father? Find a fat bitch to knock up.

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>fucking Future
>Invertility still a problem

Most likable character in 2.

To be fair, it was implied that her father intentionally made her infertile to have complete control of his legacy.

So he made her to be his personal cumbucket?

>All these retards finding it a turn-on that she can't have kids
That's literally sub-Saharan tier behavior.

Vetra best girl in worst story game with best combat

>he doesn’t want a constant reminder of himself and an ultra hot partner to live on long after you both expire

>Being such a sheep that you want to bring your shitty worthless kid into a shitty worthless world for no other reason than because that's what society and your evolutionary instincts tell you to do.

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>coal burner
eww

🙁

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>Dude biology is being a sheep
The reason you can't comprehend sex = kids is because your brain is fighting two conflicting instincts, one is the horde resources and the other is to pass on your genes which results in a counter behavior to hording resources.
Hording resources (I.E living for ones self) is an older, more prominent instinct than child rearing because ancient vertebrates were fish who's "sex" was cumming into the ocean and laying eggs into the ocean.

To counter this, sexual instincts take over and in humans this has resulted in sex being a fun/social experience rather than reproductive, because that's a massive trick to get you to invest into child rearing.

Now you could be a nigger and just abandon the girl or you could be the rest of humanity and invest in your offspring.

Either way, the "point" to it all is reproduction which is important to the survival of our species.

>she'll never be real
hold me bros

Tali is on the fast track to becoming an alcoholic at the end of 3.

It's not as if global overpopulation isn't a thing. I'm sure the species will recover if a few people decide to not have kids while all the mouthbreathers of the world pop out eight a piece and go on benefits.

it was the end of the world, cut her some slack

>implying the "blacks" who live in america are black and not just mutts
They would cook you alive in Africa

Global overpopulation is a problem of africa, china and India. The west cutting off humanitarian aid to africa would solve one problem, India getting their shit together and pressuring their lower castes to have less kids would solve their problem, China is already slated to start dropping due to a disproportion of women and their government would probably genocide its own people if it ever got too much of a problem.
If you're western, having kids is actually beneficial.

thane trying to kill tali in this pic

DAILY REMINDER THAT SHE WAS TO BE BLONDE UNTIL THE FAGS AND FAT WHALES GOT TRIGGERED

I just want another studio to buy out mass effect and remake all three games so it has a satisfying conclusion, no jersey shore squad mates or obviously forced news reporter

If she's perfect, then why does she have a fat ass?

>space racist

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You need to go outside more

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SHAMONE

HEE HEE

they made her hair black to match her outfit

damn shame, if she was blonde i might have actually liked her.

>CAIS
>woman
Discord, I..

>space-racist

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I read this whole thing in Garrus' voice

HE HE
SHAMONE

ONCE MORE!

God, she's amazing.

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>Tali wasn't mad a romance for femshep because her VA wasn't comfortable doing it
Based, only good thing to come out of that shitty character.

Same.

it's hard to believe, but there are males in this very thread who would turn her down

ME3 Ash looks great though. Unlike ME1

Arms tied behind back always makes me rock hard

Retard

Corpse bride.

>That CIA pose

I don't like stupid dykes and snarky 'stronk' womyne.

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Mega retard.

based, real niggas go for that turian gf.
Shame about them making her a tranny.

Dat ass though. Perfect.

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Tali....uh, she didn't make it to the end of 3, retard.

>t. Elfyourmother

You've just named pretty much every woman in Mass Effect

But what if they'll step on your pee pee.

>cope
White am*rican millennial detected.

nono user. You see, we have to play it safe. So just take the photo of some Indian model and photoshop the fuck out of it

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Name one mass effect chick who isn't one of those things. I even remember Tali being snarky at times.

Afganistan. Miss England 2005.

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That's gross. I like the womanly grey-alien concept but not with that stringy hair shit.

Yeah, that's why I've only gone for dating men.

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Based and gaypilled

>perfect
>rule 63 of MJ
They fucked up. Should've hired Korean plastic surgeons instead.

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>not wanting to caress her scalp and taking away whole strands of hair just by doing it
So how about this? Part of the original concepts for Quarians

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>Carth 0.5
>Black who leaves you
>bird alien man with incompatible biology
>literal dead lizard
>btw I'm gay minor crew member

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>Dr Solus, I'm N7

haha

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Here is your Tali bro.

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>not recognizing Mass Effect

Can't tell if hopeless zoomer or ancient boomer.

This is the one I was talking about. Still close enough to being human without being an Asari rip off. I can see how they might have felt they had already done greys with Salerians but still this is genuinely a good design.

I love blackposting

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No. Maybe your life is fucked up so you can relate and that's ok but she's not amazing. She's had a hard life and is ultra fucked up because of it.

❌

KAIN IS DEIFIED

seething whitebois

I'm a Jackfag and I'd still turn her down if she was real. RL women aren't worth your time.

Oh, I get what it is. It's because she turned out to be the best looking female in the whole series. Jealousy pure and simple.

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Only an am*rican would type "bois".

>looks like michael jackson
lmao

Miranda's buck teeth are cute! CUTE!

I don't know, if Jack wants you, she will have you.

By the time ME3 comes around, she has less baggage most girls, she sorts her shit out

>Space ruby rose
>Attractive in any way
Would fuck but this the worst possible option

The strands of hair ruin it. Otherwise would fuck and throw outside apartment without her protective equipment/10

>can't have kids
Perfect. Imagine she could have kids. You wouldn't want to have a daughter user, would you?

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Too hot.

If it was just ME2 Jack I'd agree with you. But ME3 is a WOMAN

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You don't really mean that do you skipper?

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Deepest lore

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Pure Virmire tier

Austism gf for the win

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I'm afraid I do Ash, that's why youtube.com/watch?v=LUzjJDjkik4 happened. Plus I was fucking Jack.

I actually kind of like these Grey alien designs. They look almost human enough but still alien.
I’m cool with this too

I still don't get the people who still think Ashley was racist.

Good goy. Get a vasectomy too just to be safe.

GODDAMMIT I JUST WANNA FUCK HER

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>leaving Ashley on Virmire
>not leaving Major Headache Man on Virmire and having Ashley suffer for life by asking her to be the godmother to your half human half alien offspring

t. Genetic dead end.

I thought mass effect was about asttronauts
isn't it dragon something?

>half human half alien offspring
wut

Shepard’s semen is so powerful he can have children with aliens that can’t procreate with humans

Obviously his chromosomes were replaced with nanobots.

That doesn't even make sense

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still fuckable with that ass and tits

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Neither does the baby growing inside you that you and Shepard made but here we are

That never happened

you have to be 18 to visit this page

Surprised you didn't go for spacist

>not disregarding the me3 ending and coming up with your own headcanon
sasuga

>couldn’t romance based Shiala
shit game

>first ever alien race humans meet attacks them without warning, starts an all-out war
>her grandfather nearly starved to death and had to surrender
>hurrdurr how come this space racist dares to distrust aliens
The First Contact War was less than 30 years before the start of Mass Effect. Shepard was born in a time when humans thought they were the only sentient race left in the universe, the fact that there aren't more people being distrustful of aliens is what's weirdest about Mass Effect.

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based and redpilled, imagine marrying a creature that literally doesn't even need your genetics to reproduce.
Turians and Sangheili are the best aliens a human could fight beside.

>Lol me white only 12% of the global population
>me no have kids save world meanwhile dumb low IQ population kill and rape world until they starve to death.

Based retard zoomer.

Does anyone have some pics or related images of when ME3 first dropped/the crack was out? It was such an experience to live through knowing that hamburger helper and the 3 flavored endings ruined one of the best series ever.

i thought it was her sister that was perfect and she was the failed prototype

Mapping a face for a game has its benefits (you can simply get the mouth movements from their actual speaking) but yeah, it invariably leads to this shit.

Shepard looks alright because he's the main character so they're going to put tons of time into making him look as good as possible. A side character you see for a fraction of the time, even if it's still way more than most characters, won't get the same time.

Eat shit

enjoy being cheated on by jacob

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I can feel the fabric

Seething

Do you think she can feel all those tiny bumps rubbing against each other as she walks?

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she's actually a slav so you're still right

>perfect
>literally uglier than jack

that's Kaidan

Jack is beautiful though

shes racist tho

I NEED TO PROCREATE WITH MIRANDA ROGHT NOW

Don't compare me to that faggot. He's dead.

If it were an option to kill them both, I’d take it in a heartbeat

They’re both so boring

>not playing a racist renegade Shepard
Yikes

Wasn't she born in a test tube her self?

The last good Bioware game

>just lay back shepard. It'll be over soon

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scary

More like, if he wanted another child to be the generation after Miranda, he would just clone her again. Oriana was just a shot in the dark at trying something new.

>good Bioware game

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kotor 1, ME1, ME2

Kotor 2 was the only good one

Mass Effect is a series for brainlets and cucks

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>Ben Shapiro

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No one really takes him seriously obviously

I can’t wait to live together in peace and happiness on Rannoch with Tali and our adopted human and quarian children.

>IQ 400
>gets baited by JoJos dummy strapped to a parachute

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Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. They haven't seen Miranda's ass.

lol fuck that bitch I let her get nuked for shooting my boy Wrex in the back. Bitch ass coward.

>Got dump by Jacob,JACOB
She and hey shit genetics can fuck off,Tali and Ashely are 500% than her

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There's a log of her arranging a one night stand in the Shadow Broker's files.

it's impossible to make a good looking male shephard

LOOK AT HIS HEART; HOW STILL IT BEATS

Ashley looks like a mutt

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I really like the idea of Quarians having hair, it makes a nice change from literally every single other species in the game being entirely hairless. Plus Rannoch looks like space savanna in-game and being bros with another species descended from space-ape-analogues would be neat.

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Would modern JoJo characters even be able to defeat Kars?
Unless there's a stand that fucking vaporizes you down to your fucking atoms I don't see him being able to be defeated

>basically a test tube babby
That's how you know that a character is shit

I think it's cool if you don't make him that appealing or a supermodel like sheploo, I find that Shepard is attractive because of his charisma and inner strength

Am I the only one who fantasized about bending her over while the some of the female crew members watch?

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I do like that on the rare occasion paragon femshep lets her hair down she comes off as a total dork.

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GER and Tusk Act 4 are literally hax that would wreck him
Notorious Big could probably eat him since it's technically unbeatable
D4C might be able to destroy him if he manages to bring a kars from another dimension into the main one.

Gah, those ME face expressions

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>Humanity realized they couldn't beat the reapers in a straight fight so they made a strategic retreat from Earth
>Turians simultaneously held the Reapers in a stalemate in their home system while supporting humanity's Crucible project
>Krogan managed to take back huge swaths of reaper held territory
>Quarians and Geth proved invaluable in support and supply roles.
>Salarian military told their government to go fuck themselves and joined the fight
>Asari surrendered.
Most advanced race my ass.

>Playing the Citadel DLC
Every RPG should have an arcade, casino and Arena sidequests.

The Hand, Vanilla Ice's thing, Dio can probably time stop and destroy his brain and heart and that'd do it too.

What a bunch of babies

Wasn't the point of the reapers in ME1 was that they were super smart and you didn't know what the fuck their endgame was?
Why did they try to justify them in ME3

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>Mass Effect 3 has bad writing
Stop the fucking presses

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TFW the PS3 version got lighting changes to fix this but PC is stuck with shadows that induce autism.

At least they tried.
No other scifi rpg is even remotely as interesting.

3 clearly was a rush job, 1 and 2 were great.

I've fantasized about Liara bending her over and ploughing her with her big blue strap-on penis

Could Crazy Diamond restore him to pre ultimate version?
I've always wondered if it could undo the stone mask effects

>"we are beyond your comprehension"
>their entire ideology was literally "synthetics bad"
lmao

Leave him alone, it was the first time he was talking to something aside from beep booping toasters and the autistic bird thing riding around inside him in years

He just wanted to seem cool

>unironically using the marxist social construct of "racism"

>2 was great

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The end was rushed.
Missions like Grissom Academy and the Citadel stuff in the first half was just as good as ME2.

Why didn’t you like it, Bobby?

Anyone know if the alot textures work with a pirated version of 3? In the mod description it say it might it might not.

>on Rannoch
>downed reaper explains the reapers 3000 IQ masterful grand scheme
>shepard: you're killing organics to stop synthetics from killing us?
>"n-no you don't understand we are beyond your comprehesion you silly human

the absolute biggest mistake was letting the reapers give any explination to their actions
how the fuck can you succesfully explain the logic of ancient evil eldritch beings without it coming across as hack writing?

okay what is the source i've spent too long searching

>being a space cuck
Fucking lmao

dios mio... el ayuwoki...

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The abandoned dark energy plotline was far superior and actually fit the 'salvation through destruction' line.

>use of mass effect technology accelerates the big crunch or heat death or what have you
>the only way to avoid this is to stop using eezo completely for tens of thousands of years to allow the galaxy to 'cool down'
>organics are by their nature irrational and the chances of getting them to give up their super space tech because it will kill the galaxy in thousands of years' time are basically zero
>the Reapers come in and exterminate all advanced life every 50k years or so to give the galaxy its breathing space, but at the same time also take the species they exterminate and forge them into new Reapers made in their image, thus preserving them forever (the minds of these new Reapers may even be made from the minds of the organics they're made from, but that's pure speculation)
>thus the Reapers destroy organic life, but also preserve it in another form long, long after the mass effect-induced apocalypse would have claimed them otherwise

It also gives a neat dual purpose to the relays and the Citadel in that they allow galactic civilisation to be set up extremely quickly and efficiently, therefore allowing the galaxy's latest inhabitants to have the maximum time possible to flourish on the galactic stage before the Reapers come to do their work.

That’s actually a great reason

That's what perfect means, retard.
Why the fuck would you want kids?
Why the fuck would you shame someone for not wanting kids?
Is this some sort of bullshit propoganda?

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