It's that time again.
In this thread, it is the future and all of Yea Forums now live in this 1000 floor apartment.
What is happening in the Yea Forums block today!?
Can the guy on Floor 435 Room 87 stop shouting about how all SSB FE fighters are Marth clones? We get it, jeez!
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Avoid the pink block, people. they're try to groom others into becoming trannies
I wonder what's happening with the Vodafone Tower these days
AHHH I CAN'T FUCKING GO ON ANYMORE.
I'M GONNA DO IT. I'M GONNA FUCKING JUMP.
CAN THE FAGGOT IN FLOOR 732 ROOM 04 STOP STOMPING HIS LARDASS ON THE FLOOR YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING DDR FOR TWO HOURS TAKE A FUCKING BREAK
Wait! Let's leave it to a coin flip!
Heads you jumpCoin Flip: Tails
Ah shit, guess I'll try again tomorrow.
Best of luck!
Janitors Note; Please remember to have your pissbottles out infront of your door by 8. Any later and we might not be able to collect them until the next day. And remember that Dilation Stations are not a suitable storing facility either.
A clean environment is a happy one.
hes just trying to get fit let him be
To the guy on floor 7, room 270.
I don't know what the fuck I heard the other day but could you please keep it down?
last three digits are your floor number
roll
>tfw have a cold
>tfw on meal service duty for the day
hehehe
TAKE THE FUCKING HINT, ASSHOLE. I AM NOT PLAYING DDR, YOU NEED TURN YOUR FUCKING ANIME PORN SHIT DOWN.
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THE FUCKING DMCFAGS UPSTAIRS HAVE BEEN PARTYING FOR MONTHS
I'M GOING TO DIE FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION
Some dude was handing out free flashdrives on floor 668 claiming it was full of torrents of old vidya but all I found on it was 6 Petabytes of Dolphin Porn which I promptly masturbated to. Not sure how to feel about it.
The Darkness of night falls around my soul,
the Hunter within loses control.
Gotta let it out. Gotta let it out.
Gotta let it out. Gotta let it out.
This Demon inside has a hold of me,
clenching it's power trying to break free
Gotta let it out. Gotta let it out.
GOTTA LET IT OUT! GOTTA LET IT OUT!!!
Yo, 88F, nice cat!
*Walks out of F619 R066 and screams in the staircase for all to hear*
OK WHO’S THE SCHMUCK WHO’S STEALING ON MY INTERNET CONNECTION ?!!!
FUCK YOU JANNY GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY BABYS
>Trying to get some sleep
>Leave window open at night because cold air is a rare commodity in South Africa
>Some fag has his TV really bright on the other side
>Fucker is leaking through my blinds
>Look at what the hell hes even watching
>He’s playing Fortnite
The longer I stay in here the more tempted I am to jump out my window
This is general management.
Please, if you're exiting the building use the rear entrance.
Someone jumped at the front and it will be closed for most of today due to clean up.
We apologize for the inconvenience, the tendies truck will still be making it's delivery at 12pm today.
For any enquiries please contact us immediately and we'll try our best to get back to you.
Quit throwing shit out your window this job is shit enough
like this post if you are white
APRIL FOOLS IS OVER WHY IS MY FLOOR STILL OVERRUN WITH SKELETONS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
WHERE IS THE EXIT I JUST ENTERED FROM?!!
I'm here to wash these windows.
I'm gonna spend my days just shitting over the edge onto that sticking out roof.
Anyone else feel free to join.
>tfw live on the inner wall
>Every night some retard starts yelling out his window to wake everyone up with the fucking echo
>Too dark to see who
The fucking rats on floor 1 would be better to live with than this god dammit
planning on stealing some kids
Remember me?
Yeah you do
Why do I keep seeing people in fursuits going to floor 621?
Is that a real place?
Can anyone help me? I live around floor 69 and this little kid keeps shoving money into my face everytime i pass by and its getting annoying.
You know why.
Yes, it's not the only one too
It's in South Africa
Oh, that's a real fish
Have you seen my pet dog?
oh baby!
WOOHOO YEAH
>Black swallower
isn't that OP's mom?
Fuck it must be hell to live in something like that.
It was high end luxury apartments at first, but as the niggers overrun the country they took it for themselves and it became an even more dystopian version of Dredd (2012)
Hey guys, I've started a fire on the first floor and I can't seem to extinguish it
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK!? IM TRYING TO FIND MASTURBATE TO THE FAGGOT THAT JUMPED.
Holy shit I found the exit. It's so bright.
Sorry bro, they kind of smell like sweat and semen so I tend to abandon the elevator when I see them.
>Starting a fire next to all that trash
What the fuck user, are you trying to kill everyone and the ozone while you're at it?
guys where we playing melee today?
the goddamn ultimatefags keep taking our damn spots
Lol, I'm immune to fire damage.
who wants to come to floor 666 with me and play some dmc
>are you trying to kill everyone and the ozone while you're at it?
that's the plan
Faggot, you know we removed that floor. Just lime the floors 69 and 420.
What kind of hallway is this.
We don't know, no one ever came back.
Barry keep waking me up at 3 in the morning telling me how great FF15 was
What floor are the lolis at?
What fan base are on the bottom floors?
Where all the garbage from the upper floors seep down and collect.
Who could even survive that toxicity?
And who would be on the top?
What fan base is better than everyone that they get to see the sky?
Basement.
Oh my god. What is this.
Here we store the GAYMES.
get out of my fucking dildo storage
Oh no help me! They put me in this Cage.
I want to be a free neet. Not the wagie cagie.
This can't b-
Carefull user the mods dont like it when you get too deep, i know a hollow knight fan that "disapeared" in there looking for a secret boss
imagine actually being stuck in the first 10 floors with 900 more above you
must be desolate and dark down there, wonder what the anons are like?
Oh god, i always wondered how this place could keep afloat with so many neets.
They must be capturing some of us to use as wage slaves to fund the whole operation.
Is.... is this whole building just some sort of fucked up money making scheme?
Is this why we cant leave?
Rat men, mostly.
A-user this doesn't look like the porn floor
GALO PARTY AT MY FLAT
GO GO GO GO
smashniggers can fester in the basement.
mfw you live in a three apartment house and hear the downstairs people fappin and people up top stomping their feet all day
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING FORTNITE
We used to all live in a mansion. What happened?
I hacked into wagie-cagie.com and unlocked it. I found the real exit. I'm gonna be free.
ON THE VENTRILO???
Moot sold it to some chink and evicted us
>he lives on one of the amazon-owned floors
Cuck
What is this gay rp shit? NOT VIDEOGAMES.
>being a humorlet
Oh god, oh fuck, the mincrafters are destroying the walls again for resources!
How new are you?
I ask because on floor 223 every Monday theres newfag orientation and might be helpful. They used to give us swag bags with cool Vivian James plushies and free tendies if you went.
yes
Throw yourself out your window, faggot.
Fuck amazon.
How convenient that I have a plane licence.
I'm not gonna tell you how I escaped.
>he actually thinks he's escaped
How about you take that VR headset off?
Holy shit this thing is huge. I no longer a reason to live. I'm gonna do 9/11 again. Everyone will be free.
>live on Harvest Moon floor (564), a unit with a terrace
>love it... at first
>trying to grow anything but mold in this weather is impossible
>inside, all the other farmers have given up and waifus have become druggies in the darkened hallways
>animals roam free, ferel and aggressive, shitting everywhere
>I usually stay in my unit emulating Harvest Moon games instead, trying to ignore real life here in this wretched place
I want to leave soon
Alert!
Kizuna Ai escaped confinement again.
She killed a bunch of CoD players with her bare hands and took their weapons!
She was last seen heading towards the speedrunner floors.
The furfags are playing animal crossing and raping the pet animals again.
good riddance
I will show you how real the freedom is.
announcing reports is a public ban
.. what happens if you're banned in Vidya Tower? Where do they send you?
>The Neo-Nazis in floor 1488 are playing Erika again at 3am
>The jewish lady down the isle jewed me out of 300$ for rent again
>The communists came in and stole my furniture
>Told me, it was now our furniture
>When i ask them if they could share it with me they declined
>Then the Ancap warlord from the apartment next to me kicked my shit in and made my wife's son a slave in his militia
>I wanna go home
They send you to this one.