YOU KNOW THE DEAL SKELETONS
TIME TO HELP OTHER ANONS ASCEND PAST THE MORTAL COIL
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT
Showscore spooky
BRING ME YOUR SCORELETS
I DID IT
Soon
It's too late for me, skelebros.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
user, make yourself known in this new thread. I need to make certain that you ascend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FEEL IT SOON I WILL BE FREE FROM THIS PRISON
HELP ME BROTHERS. SEND IN YOUR SKELETONS.
LIKE THIS POST FOR IMMUNITY FOR THE REST OF THE EVENT
IM HERE
Oh, why not. Sure.
PLEASE SKELEBROS!
I NEED YOUR CALCIUM!!!
Then SHED THY FLESHLY FORM AND MOTHERFUCKING ASCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!
>wake me up inside
tfw in australia and just figured out how to post again.
I could browse but the VPN I was using wouldn't let me post since it was range banned
how do you other skelebros showscore and spooky at the same time?
Thank you for making this april fools fun, fellow skeletons.
But these sockets grow heavy, I must sleep.
Good night, skeletons and skeletons-to-be.
not far of dino, help me skelebros
>WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT
there's more time than you think........
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
TAKE MY CALCIUM AAAAAAA
I’M RIGHT HERE BRO
Aight
COME ON
RISE MOTHERFUCKERS
>can't wake up
I FEEL IT I SEE THE LIGHT
I'M GETTING CLOSER SKELEBROS
WAIT FOR ME
PLEASE
I ACCIDENTALLY RESET MY ROUTER AND NEVER GOT ENOUGH TO BECOME SKELETON
Just type "showscore perkname", it works with any perk.
I assume "showscore" just isn't counted as a perk since it's in the name and not the post itself.
So is likeslutting going to be permanent now?
...
HAVE A LIKE
EVERYONE SHALL BE A SKELE
oh, sweet.
youtube.com
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. GROOVE UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER MOVE, AND HELP OUR DINOBROS FOSSILIZE.
Seems like it didn't work with fortune when I tried it before. Testing.
I CAST AWAY THIS FILTH I SHALL JOIN YOU SOON BROTHERS
I'm liking this, but not because you told me to, user.
GRANT ME YOUR CALCIUM BROTHERS
You guys gave me hope on the previous thread.
Maybe I can still make it.
WISE FWOM YUH GWAVE
GOD I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU MORE LIKES. I NEED MORE BONEY BOYS
CALCIUM DELIVERY INBOUND
I'll help for a few more minutes
I believe we can all make it
IT IS DONE
>800 score taken by dynamic IP in my sleep
skelly never ever I guess, only meat
m
Yes we can. And that absolutely includes you user. +1
WELCOME BROTHER
I HAVE RISEN
I SHALL HELP YOU BROTHER
>tfw barely didn't get enough
I WILL CAST OFF THE SHACKLES OF THIS MEAT MECHA ONE DAY
AID ME MY BROTHERS
>maybe
Nah nigger you are going to make it, alongside the rest of us
based and skellypilled
you'll all make it, trust me. just stay diligent!
GOD SPEED, BROTHER
Quit being such a frogposter and show us them bones already. +1
tfw I'm a complete likelet
I WILL MAKE IT OR DIE TRYING
by the bone structure i can determine this was a skeleton
There's still more time, friend!
WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
Rice
😂
As long as you still have hope, I will lend you my bones.
NIGGA YOU RIGHT ON THE THRESHOLD. LET'S DO IT.
YOU GONNA GET THEM BONES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLESH MONSTER
POST SKELETONS AND GIVE US THE SPOOKY
Rare skelly.🦖
this is sad
I have no idea what's going on.
I can do it right? I can be spooky too right?
pls gimme skreletr
I'm not very good at this.
THIS MAKES MY BONE
THE BIG BONE
YOU'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
dang it
DISPENSE THE BONES
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW
SKELLY MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
I AM THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW
Post score chum
You can do it bro
2spoky5me
Is there any hope for me to get skeletons?
HELP ME ASCEND PLEASE SKELELORDS
it's gonna take some work, but i think we can do it
ON MY WAY TO GET YOUR SKELETONS, BITCH
ok
YES YOU ARE, NO BONE GETS LEFT BEHIND
tfw scorelet
💯
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
thank you
I see skeletons in your future
🐸
sneed
🌈
This will need a bigger dose of skeletons
How isnt it over yet
Don't mind me, just dispensing some calcium to those in need
based skeletons
okay I'm going to bed goodluck skelebros
godly score, user. what the fuck?
gay
KEEP FIGHTING YOU WILL RISE JUST AS I SHALL
I AM STILL FUCKING LIVID OVER KEMONO FRIENDS 2
almost there bros
feed
score
gonna need to bust out the super calcium for this one
you're welcome, skelebro
Gimme some juice please
What happened i didnt see the 2nd season
based
just bee yourself
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME
i maybe a scorelet and a brainlet but i am not a manlet
Thank you for the extra bone fuel. Hopefully I can get more power to join you all.
ATTACK THE GOOK MY BROTHERS
ACQUIRE THE SKELETONS FOR ALL
❤️
KABAN GOT KEKED
SERVAL GOT KEKED
DOG GOT KEKED
TIGER GOT KEKED
HOTEL TRIO GOT KEKED
THE ENTIRETY OF KEMONO FRIENDS GOT KEKED
IT WAS A SHITSHOW FROM DAY 1 AND THE FINALE IS THE CHERRY ON TOP
gib skeltal
you feel it, don't you? dont give up. Soon you'll ascended. I'll make sure of it
Lend me your calcium skelebros, I'm gonna make it.
just believe
whoops forgot to bone
thank you brother
Someone help me escape this prison of flesh.
I do believe, user.
In you.
S C O R E
It's what we do.
Here's a like in hope you too will achieve your end
nobone left behind
Thank you user
It's over for me skelebros.
I gotta go.
But I'll always be right here.
With you.
SKELECHADS HELP
I can't be this retarded
KEEP POSTING
There is 0 chance I will ever be a spooky poster
Don't give up hope. A parting Like, just for you.
NEVER SAY NEVER BITCH
YOU HAVE A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE ALREADY SPOOKY
GET SPOOKIER
I summon 1D100 SKELETONS
Are we doomed to be fleshlurkers
Or is there hope
Based skelebro
I challenge every spooker here to raise the next double digit poster into spookdom
hey
Im on my way to skele
My time has come.
>slept and phoneposted through the entire day so never got many points during the event
Rolled 93 (1d100)
fucking caps lock
I SUMMON 1D100 SKELETONS
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE FOR THESE BONES
93, nice roll!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
SHUT UP. NEVER SAY EVER YOU FUCKING PRINCE OF KEKS
YOU DOUBTING US?
Rolled 4 (1d6)
EXCELLENT LUCK FOR MY 93 SKELETONS WITH 1D6 ARMS
FOSSILISE MY CHILD
No
but they doubt themselves
JOIN OUR RANKS BROTHER
MY RISE BEGAN. IT CONTINUES.
Well I wonder how lucky I am today
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
try again user
Do i have a chance at becoming skelly?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Skullbros here.
KEEP RISING, KEEP RATTLIN
BIDE YOUR TIME AND ACQUIRE THE SEAT OF POWER
I do!
372 SKELETON ARMS
ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES
IT WILL NEVER STOP
aight let's see
Your fortune: Average Luck
goodnight mr. skeltal
Remember to like others that need it, don't like skeletons
Also keep posting and remember to show score for likes🦖
I cant though
I WILL ASCEND TO SKELETON-HOOD
>two new perks since I last came on
I need more bones! Please send me some of yours!
roger that. come here and get some love scorelets
I wish I could ascend🐸
KEEP POSTING, KEEP ACQUIRING CALCIUM, KEEP IT GOING
you'll get there, just hold on
kinda stopped farming after getting skelly
feel like I've platinum'd it and there's no point grinding further
>spent all my time ERPing as a sissy scorelet instead of earning points
i guess they never miss huh?
time for skeleton party
Time to bone her.
Bap
HE HAS NO FLESH
so it isn't ending...
I need bone powers
Please help, I want to spook
BEGONE FUCKBOY
saw a dude around 9-10k yesterday. did anyone go higher?
KEEP MAKING SKELETONS YOU STRANGE DEGENERATE
Oh no no no what the fuck do we do bros
is there anything even after skeleton?
Well skelebros, it was a pleasure to help other anons ascend just as you all helped me but it's getting late and my bones need to rest.
You've all been the highlight of this april fools to me and I wish you all good bones and calcium.
Sorry, misreplied
BEGONE F U C K B O Y
END ME
not long now till I can spook
sneed
thanks bapanon
There was this dude on /m/ with like 150k but he was probably cheating, seeing as this was an hour in.
I saw one guy at about 40k
Must have cheated
The spookiest thing this april fools is not the skeletons, but the degenerates who immediately began erping for points.
...
Rest well
KEEP GOING
will show naked bones for likes
most I´ve seen was 40k but I´m bretty sure that´s just from bots
YOU! YES YOU! WE NEED YOU FOR THE MOVEMENT. THROW AWAY THAT SKIN. WE'LL SHOW THOSE JANNIES WHO RUNS THIS PLACE
doot
Insanity
pls help
You can't fool me, Pepe. I know you're a shitty wojak poster. Get out of here while the actual skelebros get to work.
pröööh :DD🐘
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SKELBROS, HELP ME ASCEND.
...
PLEASE HELP ME
SKELLIES RISE UP
how did you just fucking predict an elephant
I got you bro
gonna cute till i can spook
...
it was just ironic haha
it ain't happenin
B E G O N E F U C K B O I
will I get to spook?
NOBODY CARES
MAKE MORE SKELETONS DEGENERATE
Your fortune: Good Luck
here we go
ole ole ole
Same fampai
sending calcium these captchas are getting out of hand now
NOT ON MY WATCH, I'll get you there
Thanks for caring
doot
KEEP FUCKING SPOOKING
I'M SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE CALCIUM
CARRY ME TO THE GATES OF VALHALLA SKELLEBROS
lads...
ARISE
oc skellyart comin through
PLS HELP
DRINK MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE COW
SKELETON WAR NOW
boo
no worries I spent most of today as a scorelet so it's only right to give back a little but can we actually not get off this wild ride? I assumed it would've ended by now
>spookiest thing is when people began to erp as sluts on Yea Forums
Really? "Strangest dish at the local italian restaurant is the lasagna!" You are the world's silliest goose.
go go go go go
I'M COMING SKELEBROS.
I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
ARISE MY CHILD
please help
WAKE ME UP
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>tfw I'll never make it
IT IS UPON YOU.
here we go anons
I WANT TO ASCEND.
I WANT MY SKELLY GF.
Will spook for likes
those thighs
they seem
fleshy
OH IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
KEEP FAITH ANONS
YOU CAN DO IT
Almost there mate, you got this.
>write off the april fool's thing like I write off every dumb april fool's thing online
>find out I could've been joining the skeleton horde this whole time, when I'm already too late
Every time.
help me out anons
get me to be a skellybro too!🙁
will like for spooks and spook for free
POST MORE SKELETON GFS
GET MORE LIKES
POSTING SKELLY LEWDS.
I wish
S C O R E
...
I AM REBORN
Can I actually post more than one?
That's hot
Thank you skelebros I want to keep hope but I dont know if ill make it
that makes my bone the big bone
Nice
get me to 1200 please
help a futureskelebro out, anons🙁
god I wish I was a skeleton chad, ever since I was a young lad
You'll get there
Because i dont see this ending soon and im startin to get spooked
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT SKELETONS
She just has a wide hip bone.
Just the way I like it
Oh yeah?
check this lewd bone out
no
Never say never, nigger.
We did it bros
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hold me user, we're gonna make it
i believe in us
almost almost halfway
gimme a boost senpai!
KEEP POSTING SKELETON GFS
KEEP GETTING LIKES
YOU JUST FUCKING SAID NEVER
WHOA MAMA
Posting more skelly gf
It's working
Evolve dinobro
ALRIGHT THATS IT.
HAND OVER ALL UR LIKES OR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD DIES
am I doing it right, skellybros?
SKELETOOOON
YOUR N-WORD PASS ONLY ACTIVATES IN ANOTHER 77 POINTS, SKELEBRO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Are those boobs?
BOOBS ARE MADE OF FLESH YOU HERETIC
I don't give a FUCK NIGGERS
You're rattling my bones user.
is this how you get likes, skellybros?
Bad. No like.
GREAT
LIKE
gimme a hug man
FOOL, YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD
spare some likes, skellybros
GUYS HELP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🐈
will i ever become a skeleton
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
COMING FOR THAT SKELETAL ASCENSION
i gave you mine, gonna need a courtesy reach-around
please help me to unlock the bones, i only have this frog to offer🐸
Will help with likes, we were all scorelets at one point
Nah they fake bro.
its like that to convert flesh people to the superior gf
Likes are still here?
post a better girl first
YEEHAW
Likelet ;_;7
For now
hey can I have some likes, skellychads?
check my taste daddy
WE WILL MAKE IT BROTHER
I dont know how much more calcium I can give skelebros.. I feel my own bones aching
Sorry user, skeletons are white
I will help you skellyboi
NOT FOR LONG FAGGOT
feels bad
have some (you)s to increase the score, skelebros
I'll never be a skelechad like you guys. I should give up. I won't be able to reach 1k anyways.🙁
I meant from the same show but sure she's cute.
Please, save me
Skeleton inside of my body wishes TO BREAK FREE!
HELP IT!
SKELETON GANG
boo
>tranny rights flag on the wall
Cringe
sneed
Based
no scorelet left behind
have some (you)s scorelets, become a skeleton
Post more skellys
Let's see.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
wtf you missed me
We still live?
help me out too massreply skelebro🥂
tfw you'll never join the skellygang
still too meaty but liked anyway
SPOILER THAT SHIT THOUGH
you will join us soon enough brother
CAST AWAY YOUR FLESH AND JOIN THE SKELETON CLUB
DON'T CARE FOR THEIR MORTAL POLITICS
MORTAL POLITICS ARE TEMPORARY
SKELETONS ARE FOREVER
I NEEED
CALCIUM
THANK YOU SKELELORD
Need more milk
>Lost allmy points when my wifi crashed
It's too late for me, god speed skelebros
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Halfway there now, thanks!
Your fortune: Good Luck
please I just want to get on the ride⚾
I'm back from the last thread and from my rest in the jacuzzi. My bones are feeling heavy and relaxed. Time to help out more would-be skeletons. Let's see, where to start, where to start...
YOU
I CHOOSE YOU
ASCEND
i've got a boner
Me too user
SKELEGANG RISE UP
MILK TRUCK MILK TRUCK
NOT THE SEXY KIND
THE SPOOKY KIND
ARISE, MY DUDE. ARISE.
Perhaps this one will be more for your taste
help an user out skelegang
I WANT TO GET ON MR.BONES WILD RIDE
FEED UPON THE CALCIUM
i'll never be able to join the skellygang
RISE
We do it?
LET YOUR BONES RATTLE
YES
YES IT IS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM THE SKELETON DADDY I GIVE BIRTH TO SKELEBROS
We must chug a gallon of milk
let's go skellybros
Reach the dino first
Bitch I thought that when I was at like 400. Skelegang got me there in like 15 minutes. And last I checked, we're half an hour from the next probable shutdown point. Now nose (and all other bodily parts covered in flesh) to the grindstone, meatbag!
+1
Never say never
have a like livestream milk chugging for us
dino is cool and all but skellys the best
YOU DONE IT
showscore
test
>tfw only been posting on a dead /vg/ general all of yesterday
>half an hour
lads, i dont feel so good
calcium is coming bros
YES SIR
DAB ON THE HATERS
ALMOST
Thanks boys
please give me likes so I can skellypost too
WORK FOR IT SCORELETS
Can I get some likes?
HALF WAY THERE BROS.
You've got more than enough time, little nigga. +1, and on your merry way.
i've got a bone to pick
shutdown has been half an hour away for about 4 hours now, we'll get you your bones
Based
please give likes I must ascend
help an user out skellybros
>milk
:)
>flesh
:(
See? Up 80 points in four shitsucking minutes. You've got this user.
Bones rise up
Will spook for free
SIR YES SIR
thx daddies
youtube.com
Thread theme
NOT GONNA MAKE IT
I feel truly alive
kill yourself tranny
>upon inspection, the skeletal structure was of a man
AHHHHH I WONT MAKE IT AHHHHHHHHH!!
spooky✔️
sauce fellow skelebro
SKELLYBROS I WON'T MAKE IT
Got ya mane
giving up when you're so close? pathetic
Please save me from flesh!
Ascend
1 like = 1 sauce
filename
Thank you user
You will on my watch
do you believe in me skellybro
SENDING AID
Yes you are, quit being so dramatic and grow a spine. You'll be needing to show it off in a little bit. +1
RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON
doot
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T GIVE UP NOW, ITS ALL OR NOTHING.
Get up and dance
I will always believe in a skeleton, but do you believe in yours? sending calcium to you all
mine's Jill Valentine from Va-11 Hall-A, it's a really good game
LIKE HELL YOU WON'T.
>all of these anons who don't think that they'll make it
Honestly pathetic. You will all become a skeleton in due time
SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR BROS
We can make it together, you gotta believe
I do!
BETTER LINK IT
literally 1 point away.
Let's go, skellybros!
My skelly is free, hooray.
BELIEVE ON THE ME THAT BELIEVES ON YOU
AIN'T GONNA STOP NOW
I BELIEVE, SHOW ME THE WAY
I need backup!
Based and bonepilled
help a scorelet out bros
cute but shitty meat
KEEP GOING
ARISE
I BELIEVE
help me get spoopy
It's april the 2nd, does this mean the feature is here to stay forever?
Not that I'd have a problem with that
HOW DO I KNOW UR NOT A SKELLY IN DISGUISE?
SHOW UR SCORE
First you must traverse the path of the dino
Raise up that score AAAAA
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
18 minutes
SKELEBROS
weird, it shows my score as 4 but I have everything except dino and spooky unlocked
Your fortune: Outlook good
POST THE FUCKING BONE PARTY
I think I'm a skeleton now
...
OKAY I WILL
THERE IT IS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WILL NEVER STOP.
That's normal🍞
GUYS I MADE IT TO DINO
Let us see how bad I am.
skelebros I must slumber. But I believe in you all, even those who are yet to shed the skin. Thanks for making this site a little better. I wont forget what we did here
SENDING OUT ONE MORE BATCH OF MILK
can i get some likes too skelebros
You are all under arrest for practicing necromancy, give up so i may take you to the dungeon!
SKELEBROS I'M SO CLOSE
🥨
ayyy spooky time
THANK YOU ANONS I WILL JOIN U SOON
ye shall be missed bonebrother
COME GET ME FUCKBOY
THESE LIMBS DETACH
NOT IF WE MAKE YOU A SKELETON FIRST
MILKIES PLEAAAAAAAAASE
Thank you user.
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
gib likes pls
We'll all be skeletons!
That's not a skeleton that's my wife!
thank you based skelechads, I hope your bone are full of calcium💙
please get me at least to 100
NOT GONNA MAKE IT
tf thats not a fkn skelly get out
EITHER POST BIGGER MILKERS OR SOMETHING WITHOUT FLESH
THIS WON'T STAND
am i a skeleton yet
DON'T STOP ME NOW
I GOT TO DINO SKELEBROS
PLEASE LIKE SO I CAN GET TO SKELLYDOM
im not spooky enough, will you guys help me?
just unlocked dino
wat
i need a higher score to control those skellies
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>tfw scorelet
>got trapped phoneposting the entirety of yesterday
UR SO CLOSE, SENDING CALCIUM
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>been at work all day
It's not fair bros.
I think its time for me to rest
godspeed all you skelebros and soon to be skelebros
IM HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME
Fossilize
YOU CAN MAKE IT
GO TO THE NEW THREAD
boo haha
I'm offering milk to all the skelebros out there in hopes of becoming a skelebro myself
CAN I GET SOME LIKES FOR THIS, SKELLYBROS
I FEEL IT COMING
This is the end bros.
The time has come probably
This sure was fun
Hope we’ll mert again in the future, skelebros
Now let’s end this with a bug spook:
You can get more than just some likes, you can get in the fucking club, future bonebro.
what new thread
NEW THREAD TO RISE UP
LINK ME SKELEBRO
Nah, skellygang is here to sty forever brother
IT IS A PERILOUS JOURNEY BECOMING A SKELLY
kay
it sure is brother
Take this
>never gonna make it
>Will we all make it in the end?Coin Flip: Heads
But it's one you must take