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>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
A educational game/program that simulates living life, as simple as that, and YOU ANONS will be making the decisions for who we play as!
We started a new life as Raymond Burns, and after getting a art degree we moved out to live in Japan to become a true mangaka and find a cute Japanese girl, but we haven't had much luck with that.
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The Yakuza don't take kindly to gaijin
Get a better house. You are making Shonen Jump money now.
>raymond burns becomes weeb dobson and gets slapped by the yakuza for being fucking gay
lel
Do we give up drinking?
not with those expenses good lord what happened
The drinking helps with our art bro
definitely
Maybe we'll get a waifu if we do.
Yes, it's killing us.
We need to rein in his consumerism. since he is saving money on other fronts, he is spending everything in manga,anime and cosplay cafe.
Alcohol is humanity's friend, would you give up a friend?
He went on a shopping spree.
>retarded but athletic and decent looking waifu
Do we?
We are almost 40, we'll take what we can get.
yes she will take care of the kids
yes, smash that jap poon
We take what we can get
yes and spread your seed as much as possible, hope they dont inherit the drinking
GOD
DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIT
We are gonna be a 40 year old virgin at this rate
>turned down by a retard
dodged a bullet there, desu
start doing reckless shit, hes loaded and hes not getting younger.
getting rejected by
>intelligence: 9
A LITERAL RETARD
are you looking for a waifu in the treatment centre for the mentally retarded???
>artist waifu
PERFECT, DO WE GIVE HER THE WHITE PAINT BRUSH?
Yes.
that stat spread holy shit
she's gonna reject us
If she rejects us we reject art
GET US OUTTA VIRGINITY TOWN NOW
YES🐸
KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She's too perfect, we have no chance
DO IT
GET THE GENIUS WIFE
Fuck this game
go gay at this point, we're unfuckable.
getting rejected by christmas cakes
>appearance: 30
well you ugly son
ALRIGHT, HOW ABOUT PRETTY WAIFU? CAN WE AT LEAST GET THIS ONE, GAME?
AAAAAA
Based and pinkpilled Japanese women. What else is there to say?
>88
go for it
how does the madman do it?
the perfect genes
too good for us
Give up, reject all women from now on, reject people. guy's loaded, he should find something else to do
That's an AV name if I've ever heard one
she seems depressed with 1/3 happiness, DO IT, hit it while its hot
please game
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
SUGOI
Trophy waifu!
BREED NOW SPREAD THE SEEDS BEFORE SHES INFERTILE
CHILDREN NOW
Somebody link this shit to Yea Forums
Well, this simulation is not that realistic
she must admire your artistic talent
>her stats
DAMN SON THATS A JACKPOT
YES!
FUCKING JAP DRIVERS
DO IT
GET THE 10/10
I M P R E G N A T E
DO WE PUT A RING ON IT?
DO IT
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Jesus Raymond never gets a break!
>that net worth
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Why does she have so much fucking cash?
marry her before another slit eyed idiot tries to run you down in their shit-mobile
holy fucking shit she's loaded as well
thats nearly 460K USD
HELL YES SHES FUCKING LOADED TOO
HOW DOES THE MADMAN D O I T
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
turns out getting rejected over and over again can result in you becoming a trophy husband
We are not worthy. Make the babies, now, before she can't make anymore.
Tamiko B U R N S
YES! YES!
Do we try for babies?
88/100 apperance
JAV, prostitution, hostess?
Do it
YES
MATING PRESS 24/7
wtf happened to her money and job
did we get hoodwinked?
>we didn't get the money
HYMEN STATUS: BROKEN
I think her family keeps the money but we can ask them to loan it to us if needed.
a successful japanese 8/10 with nerly $450k USD marries an alcoholic out of work artist. She needs therapy.
WHAT THE FUCK DID OUR SISTER COME TO JAPAN TOO?
NAME THAT NIGGA T E R R Y
Now back to drinking
She's coming to steal the money. Take out all the loans you can before it dries up
Brother-con maybe?
IT'S A BABY GIRL, WHAT DO WE NAME HER?
First user to say a name that's on the list names it.
you cant escape the past, user
iwata
Hisako
Hana, like the last girl to reject us
>Aiko
Your fortune: Good Luck
GODDAMN JAP DRIVERS SUCK
uh oh, those expenses are piling up user
how are we this unlucky
is the chance increased just by being in an asian country?
make son to continue the family name
FUCKING MOUNT FUJI ERUPTED
I remember downloading this back in the day because of threads like this. I never got interesting scenarios, but I'm looking forward to this thread.
Can we molest the little hisako for inspiration for our art?
Do we say goodbye to an old friend?
Holy shit what a ride.
>age 0
you absolute fucking monster
Take more physical extra curricular activities. Need the wife mires.
your health and resistance are so low, can you even survive weening off the hooch?
No we stay alcoholic for rest of our lives you want a normal family life right?
yes
Yeet.
no
FUCK no. Things are looking up for us. Our fortune is bright.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Yes
Dude just survived to the awakening of the fucking Fuji. YES.
Old friends are the best.
Also looks like our sister has yellow fever as well.
If you want a wild ride check the last two threads, we played as a girl called Noor from Sudan and shit got crazy real quick.
AND WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!
Good god is he poor
start a series of serial killings and take the nation by shock
Another girl! What's their name?
yuri
riceball
Yoko Ono
He's even dumber than the broad that rejected us
Of course he's an alcoholic
>health 26
Need to lift more.
yuri and hope she becomes gay
>intelligence 7
>net worth 90000
Yeah she deserves him
Yuki
>6000 yen raise
it can't be helped
Chieko
>8 strength
and a god damn lanklet too
GODDAMMIT YURI
Shit, she's gotta live long enough to /ll/ a cute office lady.
throw er in the dumpster lad
I wonder if this is still accurate.
hope those investments pay off
COME ON LETS GET A BOY
I’d say so. Japan literally shit itself when Ichiro returned.
SHE JUST KEEPS PUMPIN EM OUT
We should breed with the mother one more time for a male children or our Japanese friends will not talk with us
looks like once you have the first child she pooled your monies together, you went from 6 million yen to 58 million yen when the first child was born
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
HIDEO
KOJIMAAAAAAAA
Hideo
Goro
Your family's going to account for half the births in Japan at this rate
Hayato
Hayato
Vegeta
Kept ya waiting, huh?
Hideo, obviously.
Should become a japanese salaryman at this rate. the transformation is almost complete
brutha man move the family back to america, those kids need to experience it
>yuri survived
Nice.
FUCKING MOUNT FUJI ERUPTED AGAIN
Start lifting more. Need to up the strength and health to defend your family from the yakuza
Can we molest hisako already? If we don't act fast someone will rape her before us she is already 4 years old
fucking how
wait how did we survive TWICE
Do we trust the Yakuza?
JUST
this virtual guy Raymond is having more success in his life than all of us ;_;
>88/100 christmas cake waifu with 460K USD in savings
>career looking up
>2 healthy girls with 1 more to come
Do it
sounds like a scam
Yes, we are Japanese already yakuza wouldn't lie to us
gotta spend big to make it big
>40 year old 3/10 virgin weeb artist moves to Japan and gets a nearly 9/10 gf
Inspirational
absolutely not
This
Think the stats it pulls are for the more common offshore volcano activity since only like 2 people died
Our family isn't worth it. Puss out.
KIRYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lods of emone
it was your wifes money anyways, onto the next one
why
TOJO CLAN WILL PAY FOR THIS
you dumb fuck
time for sudoku
Told ya.
And the elementary school arc begins!
GODDAMMIT HIDEO
just wait until shes a teen and see if she'll join a fuckin gang
I notice you missed having a child this year. You still have three more left in you matey
>6% pay raise
At least you’ll make some of the money back
Is it finally time to give up our old friend and become a family man?
FOX.... DIEEEEE
It's killing us.
>health 17
Yes
we are dying
do it
Yes, no more booze
Yes, take up smoking like a good Nihonese man.
hes kinda dying so yea
...yes
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
It's hard saying goodbye to old friends.
Should we try for another child?
Yes.
Fuck.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
just pick up a pill addiction or something to flush out the hooch
rip
>the absolute state of drunkdad
I'm shocked she still has eggs.
That tamiko I tell ya, she really is a work horse
this will haunt Raymond until he dies
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
inb4 the baby’s autistic
good genes
What will we name our new baby boy?
superior nippon ovary, ovulate over 1000 times
What is Abe's stance on mudbloods?
H A Y A T O
Hirohito
AKIRA
Your fortune: Average Luck
Goku
Hayato.
Our health is fucked, but at least we got a raise.
hiroshima nagasaki
Breed like your life depends on it, it's the only legacy you have.
Start lifting more. Get the mires.
man, the alcohol really fucked him up, but at least hes got some lineage now, he wont die a virgin at least and shinzo abe will probably go to his funeral on account of how much you contributed to the population
we have to fix that health🕊
Oof, Fortune-chan are we gonna make it till 60?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
DO WE BECOME A YAKUZA GOON?
HELL YEAH
No be honest hard working man
go for it you're pretty much dead anyway
No, it would bring dishonour.
Yes
He's going to jail
Rip
Don't go the Breaking Bad route, please. No.
OSU! Become the gaijin aniki.
how do i play this? can someone explain?
mediafire.com
i found a link to the game for free i think by snoopin around
youtube.com
BREAKING ZA RULES
BREAKING ZA RAW
Fuck yes
cant play on browser? no thanks
A MANS GOTTA PROVIDE FOR HIS KIDS
Nice now Aniki Kiryu will notice us for sure
Fuckin nice
BAKA NIHON CAN'T COMPETE WITH SUPERIOR WESTERN MEN!
I think our wife is dried up, I've tried getting her knocked up like 5 times but no dice.
Virustotal says it's adware. Wat do, user? I don't want mustard gas in my room.
Keep trying.
So is the 2007 version better than 2010?
It’s all good. 4 is perfect. Start improving yourself
>health 11
h-haha funny joke op.
N-NANI?!
you just gotta try harder
take her to the BONE ZONE
Hmm well all the rar had in it was the .exe of the game and the serial, seems fine to me from when I played it but if you’re hesitant you can skip, you prob aren’t missing out on goty 2007 or something
>health 7
guys.... I don't feel so good
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Karma
If you're doing overtime then stop, it stops you dying as quick
>health 11
I think your wife isn't the problem.
Tojo clan reclaiming their lost goods
START LIFTING AND IMPROVING YOURSELF ASAP. TAKE A BREAK FROM WORK.
Is it time to retire? It may stop our draining health.
Your joke of a life will not be mourned, gaijin
It's time to spend our money we don't want to leave the wife with that much yen
A trophy husband to a rich, beautiful woman ... h-how would want that, h-haha.
Not retire, but take a break, sure.
Yeah you need to start recovering now, you should’ve started earlier desu, I hope it’s not too late
Retire at 47?! That's not honoraboe gaijin back to work
This is it.
We've been in jump for years, it's time to end the series
The star that Burns brightest Burns out fastest🙁
Alright, lets see if we can get the health back up and put our manga on hiatus for a few years.
We have enough free time for 4 of these, and it looks like we're too weak for any physical activity now.
how the investment went? we may need the money now.
This game looks better than most stuff coming out in recent years desu so I'll take my chances. See you in the afterlife, user.
Socializing and television.
>too weak to even go outdoors
pray for strength
Keep up with our art.
MIURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Religion Socializing and art.
Prepare all the material for comeback or for one of the childs to keep your work going in the future.
Religion of course
Social, Yea Forums, praying, and art, got it.
Gotta pray to those shinto gods, maybe Ammy will give us some strength.
pretty sure the crippling alcoholism isn't doing you any favors
Yuri will pick up our manga after she marries a cute ojou-sama overseas.
Yuri will hate us for drinking ourselves to death.
It’s good source material.
Hideo going to learn how to be a game dev
You better not leave a loving wife and 4 children to liquor, you son of a bitch.
7 health means he's pretty much a corpse already
>hideo burns Yea Forums AGAIN
Aren’t all the salarymen in Japan corpses though?
Looks like Guts is never getting off the boat. F
RIP Raymond-sama
They're asian, though, so they're liches.
>raymond burns here just saying i'm taking a short haitus from my manga
>i'll be back soon though :)
It was a good life. Our children and Tamiko will carry on the legacy.
I like to think he went out like Ken-sama, saving people from the volcanoes with his superior Nihon katana.
>be sad because you can't live the dream
>drink
>miraculously achieve the dream
>keep drinking
F. He lived the dream while it lasted.
Gone too soon, in a foreign land, wrap him in the American flag and throw him in the ocean
His old friend invited him to a new one.
He lived a good life.
Shit meant to reply to
so kids when you finally get your waifu STOP DRINKING
And that's all for me tonight, I'm getting tired and want to participate in the current TGT dump that's going on. Thanks for joining me on Ping's, Noor's, and and Raymond-sama's wild rides.
So it goes.
Why couldn't you be straight edge dad!
kek I could tell you were in the TGT threads with the Evangelion link
Well it all started when we decided to take an art degree and illegally immigrate to japan to become a mangaka
Oh yeah thanks for inflating my score even more
Hey we did it legally, actually.
You deserve it, fellow skelechad.
Oh yeah wasn't someone making a screencap compilation of Noor's life? Is that user still here?
>The oldest child is 10
>Sons are 6 and 3
Oh no. They’re anime protagonists.
Sleep tight Raymond-Sama you did what we weebs want, hug Aniki for me
Next time you need to do a custom character and make him the perfect Chad. 100 in strength and looks but dumb as a rock.
This game is shit because it doesn't let you have younger wives. Logically even a 70 year old man can have kids with a 20 year old, but you can only ever date women your age. Not very realistic for "real" lives.
>The perfect Chad
>Dumb as rocks
You’re describing Brad, everyone knows that Chad is quite intelligent and gets good grades without sleeping with his teachers.