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how exactly are they gonna make vergil's moveset not boring or a total rehash of 3 or 4?

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give him everything he has in the bossfight + some of Urizen's & V's abilities

>no boss dante in bloody palace💢

Here's you lucc for today, DMC thread:

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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VERGIL WILL BE PLAYABLE AND GET NEW WEAPONS

Your fortune: Good Luck

make original moves and a style set too

MOTIVATION IS GETTING BIGGER

have

Your fortune: Good Luck

W-WHICH ONE IS IT?

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Why would you be fighting Dante, when the main game didn't have that? For calling you deadweight?

NAISU

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Here have this

Your fortune: Average Luck

>Vergil is a mommy's boy

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NOOOOOOO FUUUUUCK URIZEN YOU FUCK

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>Expecting boss Dante when you don't even fight him in the main game
They purposely knocked out Dante for mission 20 so they don't have to do it.

Give him Vurizen moves

Thank you papa Vergil. I hope DLCs are coming soon.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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They did that for every character and then added something.
They'll just do that.
Maybe give him Sin DT or his Prepare to Die attack.

Aww shiet.

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I want playable Lady more than Vergil desu

Nero DMC4 jacket costume when?

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Thanks Vergil. Too bad it's only today for another 32 minutes.

>Reuben is a scatfag and an alienfag
I want off this ride

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Wasn't that known already?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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I always have trouble with room 30 with the double judeca and all the choppa boys
anyone got some tips?

>plug my old ps2 to replay DMC3
>check my Vergil save, all complete but BP
>check my Dante save, barely halfway normal
>"Okay, let's do this"
>2 hs in, my right arm hurts like hell
I-I think I'm really rusty.

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Learn to play the game

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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Heads despair
Tails deathCoin Flip: Tails

Maybe, but there's 3 mentions of mommy dearest around him.
>"it's hard not to think about her" - v
>"aww, you miss your mommy? need a hug?" - nico
>"i'm not your mommy, v" - not v's mommy

Give him Nidhogg as a whip weapon

CALLING ALL LUCKY BASTARDS

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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kill choppas first
smack judecca if you have the chance

fuuuuck

Never noticed how freakish long his legs used to be, is it because of the anime style? Jesus

That man is blessed.

jokes on you the coin landed on its side so we get both

Cursed image! take it away

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Dante and Vergil DLC inbound

Your fortune: Outlook good

Literally cursed.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Everyone was like that

DANTE NO THAT'S YOUR BROTHER

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thanks.

The portrait too has his mothers hand on his shoulder.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

IF 5 VIRGIL AND DANTE CAMPAIGN DLC

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Well they can't exactly give him the Force Edge, Dante ate it. Beowulf is still around I guess but Dante sold it. I'd really like for them to not just rehash 3 Vergil again, some new missions and weapons for Vergil would be nice.

Heads, Vergil gets summons as part of his weapon set. Tails, they just come back to annoy him on occasion.Coin Flip: Heads

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Why the fuck can't I use that move where you need to press square and triangle in sin DT? I bought it.

Hopefully never, his DMC4 costume is fucking awful.

>playing as nero
>in the zone after cerberus, cant stop being aggresive or else i get shit on
>i finally make it to floor 101 after all the bs with DT enemies
>he has a fucking chip of HP
>he catches me with the aerial judgement slash into combo
>I had no DT left
I can't, fuck this took me all day, maybe tomorrow, I could go the easy way with V, but being able to go crazy with the breakers in this mode was incredible.
i miss you GP01

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>Dark Slayer
>Doppelganger
>Summoner (V)
>Urizen style

ALRIGHT VERGIL, NO MORE RUNNING AWAY THIS TIME. WE ARE GOING TO GIVE NERO A BABY BROTHER.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Rolled 3 (1d6)

5

>You will meet a dark handsome stranger
NO

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Rolled 1 (1d6)

Well good thing you misspelled Vergil's name, let me try with this 5.

haven't played DMC1 in a million years but I remember hating that fucking fatto catto

Will I get to be the voice for Sparda if they decide to make a prequel game for him?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Is vergil okay?❤️

I'M PUTTING A STOP TO THIS BAD LUCK STREAK

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Shadow rooms weren't particularly hard no matter how many they shoved into the room, but it was a big fuck you because he still attacked even when disabled and his kamikaze attack did a gorillion damage.

Not if he has anything to say about it.

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Last thread died before I finish the lewd Vergil I promised, so here it is

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Wait, Dante tried to explained to Vergil(Urizen) that Eva was trying to look for him. We know that she never found Vergil because he was outside on the playground (as explained by V when talking to Nero about the demonic attack on their house). But wasn't Vergil's whole agenda based around trying to get more power because he wasn't able to save his mother? If so, why does Dante try to explain to Vergil(Urizen) that Eva was trying to look for Vergil as if Vergil believes that Eva didn't care for him? I'm so confused.

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>secret style (Summoned Blade)

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La cucaracha

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I didn't want to anyways, I would suck.

btfo'd by Sparda

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what's my luck?

Who needs breakers anyway

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It's gay

Your fortune: Good Luck

Rolled 1 (1d6)

let a REAL man handle this

5

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Oh boy you make these threads worth sticking around for

Was this the lewd I was promised? If so then I love you alot, didn't expect this. Bless.

>visible nip
>looks like he got jizzed on
>offical manga

capcom knows what they're doing

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Gay luck

>looks like he got jizzed on
Maybe if you're a braindamaged fujoshi.

Because that was a widely accepted headcanon, Vergil's true motivation was not really explained until now, he was left to think he was abandoned and thus closed off his feelings in attempt to take care of himself and survive.

Will I become a demon tonight?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

what i took from it is that vergil thought 'mom didn't come looking for me = she preferred to save dante instead' and dante tried to tell him that's not what happened.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

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Can I get my daily dose of fortune?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>abuses Table Hopper 2
>parries everything
>busters & charge shots

i see you're a man of unga as well

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>coping this hard
any retard knows fan service when they see it

NOT THIS TIME PATTY FAG

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F

it ain't lookin' good, uncle Dante...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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3 is the peak of the series
youtube.com/watch?v=dzCXb3AaSp8
youtube.com/watch?v=B7JzrrnJor0

FAKE PATTY

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Rolled 4 (1d100)

55

YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS DEVIL'S POWER

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Shut up, nerd

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>all the parries
>then a buster
UNGA UNGA UNGA UNGA BUSTA

FUCK FURIES

Will I transform into a real demon this night?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

If 2, Lucia scores with Dante. 4, she gets frisky with Vergil. 6, Dante accidentally ends up in bed with Matier.

Fortune called heads for lewd Vergil and I delivered, glad you like it as much as I do

I really want to see Sparda in the DMC5 engine.

Watch this...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Is there a mod that ports his 5 outfit to 4?

Need more party hats

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>wasn't Vergil's whole agenda based around trying to get more power because he wasn't able to save his mother?
This is all supposition by fans. In 3 Vergil:
Talks almost constantly about his popls
Fucks up Arkham because he assumes he cares about his family.
Only grabs his mothers pendant because it belongs to a son of Sparda.
Considers his mixed blood to be a particularly sore spot, one that he "kills" Arkham for.

It's a lot more compelling to draw a line between his actions and his childhood trauma because that puts a definitive reason on a previously unknown pursuit of power. And because he has that one single line about "without power you can't protect anything".

Anyways this is way on a tangent. We can infer from that line that Vergil thought to himself "because mom didn't come after me, it's because she wanted to save Dante instead and didn't care enough about me". It's very obvious she didn't find him because Dante did indeed take a false name while kid Vergil was busy making Mundus seethe with rage.

WATCH THIS

Your fortune: Good Luck

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IT'S BARBECUE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE

So do I man, I would be hyped.

Fighting Cavaliere as Nero was honestly the #1 reason I wanted BP/Divergence. I'm disappointed in the buster animation, it feels tacked on but here's hoping for King Cerberus when I can make it there

It's too late, Nero. You're going to have a Caesar baby brother and you will like it.

OH NO NO NO NO

Your fortune: Good Luck

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[muffled redpilled noises]

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CRIMSON CLOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUD

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🐱

flock off

5

pathetic

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>stop BP after goliath to sleep
>have to restart
>can't beat him now
N-NANI?

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No way fag

imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

Your fortune: Average Luck

>I had no DT left
Nero can breakaway with his arms to break from shit DT would also break from
If you had any arm left, you fucked up.
If you didn't had any arm left, then you fucked up by blowing all your stuff early.

>

how are you struggling on goliath
don't you mean literally any other boss?

Rolled 5 (1d6)

If 3, we get Vergil dlc featuring Nero's mom.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

fuck
5

Based deadweight putting boomers in their place.💯

Thanks, now you've ruined it.

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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JACKPOT

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

Nah, check this 5.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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When are we supposed to get more chapters for Visions of V?

desu I think Dante just presumed Vergil thought Eva abaddoned him, it's not like Urizen said anything beyond POWER and DEMON GOOD HUMAN BAD

what does this mean

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I know, I had a tomboy but didnt broke it
I wasn't ready after all the urizens, and even worse, I think vergil is easier than all the urizens with nero, i screwed up

FUCK YOU

5

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you know, Vergil might have not been the best dad
but i doubt Dante would also give a fuck if he had a kid

Urizen does in the final fight. Like "how are you so strong, you've never lost anything". or something like that. And shit like "i've finally gotten the power i've searched for all of my life"

iirc 20th or late April

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very big dynamic

Beats me, there's been silence for a while.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

knocked him out? he was chillin there watching em fight

Imagine being human.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Do you know the truth about your parents, Nero? Or have you always known? You've just hidden it away. Say it.

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let me try that again

Your fortune: Outlook good

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AHEM
FUCK FURIES
FUCK VERGIL
AND FUCK DEAD WEIGHT

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his hair from 4 has already been ported, but i think the entire outfit would have some serious physics problems. not to mention that is not how most 3d models work, older ones at least. i wouldn't be surprised if his clothes and his skin were all the same mesh.

Are busters and parries frowned upon as Nero?

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>Imagine being human.
imagine being demon.
imagine not being subhuman.

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

If I roll a 1 = I have to draw Dante
If I roll a 3 = I get a free draw request
If I roll a 6 = I have to draw any one request

Rolled 1 (1d6)

AND FUCK YOU YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

5

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no, it shows how UNGA you are

Heads, this is what Nero's mom looks like. Tails, it's just Dante after a little accident involving demon magic.Coin Flip: Tails

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OH SHIT I'M IN THE SCREENCAP
the patty thing was fucking hilarious

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I could've sworn they said it would be weekly. I hope they didn't flake out after one chapter.✔️

>man face

I always thought that them being identical twins that experienced the same shit and dealt with it in different ways was absolutely great.
Its a massive shame and disappointing that they chose to go for 'Vergil felt abandoned by mommy who couldn't find him' and that the different experience just made them different, so Dante would have ended up exactly like Vergil if it had happened to him instead.

But then again, 5 is pretty badly written. They had so much to work with and managed to fuck it

best mode to do replays on?

YOU CANNOT KILL ME

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no, the more unga you are the more competent at nero you are

Vergil is my favorite! I love him!🖤

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27th is the specific date according to debut news, not sure if its a monthly release

YOU'RE SUBHUMAN

GET BACK TO THE COTTON FIELDS

I AM A MANGO

POST YOUR FUCKING JAMS, MY DEMONS
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I'd suggest DMD if it weren't for Furies being a fuck.

SOS is fine.

oh fuck me too

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

If I roll a 2 = I have to make a funny Nero meme
If I roll a 5 = I have to change my gender
If I roll neither = I have to make up a Devil Trigger

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so which will you be then
do ya got the CLAM or do you got the SAUS

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I want an alt to give me sparda dt. Fucking itsuno you hack.

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time to Judgement Cut your weewee off, lad

Rolled 82 (1d100)

100 get

I'll be your surgeon for today...

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SAVIOR
BLOOD STAINED
HELLFIRE
SHADOW

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Let me check your fortune for you bro

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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*Judgement Cunt

so it is written

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bad luck as in... what?

I'm fucking shit at this game, im shit at every game i play
I've played vidyas my whole life
should i just kms?

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Post results.

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You need to get MOTIVATED

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

youtu.be/HBAFaPmxdcU

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The bad luck part is
He can't become an infested chopper

>change your gender

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can someone please link me to the pastebin with all the levels for bloody palace

Pls update

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no hecking fair.... I got that result twice....

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>and dealt with it in different ways was absolutely great.
I never inferred that they had the same experiences with different outlets of trauma, however. It always seemed the case that Dante embraced his heritage and was probably on a better relationship than Vergil was with her. Only one of the two of them talk about their dear mother, after all.

Damn it, that was another tangent. As for
>Vergil felt abandoned
I assumed that that's what Dante thought Vergil thought but I don't think it was the case. Urizen very clearly was affected by the loss of his mother even though he said he didn't recall any of that. The battlefield takes place in a field overlooking their old house. He talks about loss. (We can infer that to be the loss of their mother and maybe even each other)

And this confirmation finally gives weight to the old theory that Vergil's single minded drive to become stronger was ultimately the result of trauma of losing his mother at a young age. We could assume that the real difference is that Dante took his mothers final words about starting a new life to heart. Whereas Vergil just doubled down on his past.

Course this could all be reaching. The writing ain't 1/10 but it certainly isn't particularly the best I've experienced in vidya. It's "okay"

Urizen 3 also has Vergil bring up mommy issues with the "she always loved you more" or whatever. So it's not even limited all to his human half.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Sh_YkgpqhIg

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His attacks are inconsistent. He can miss some punches even if you don't move at all and then hit you when you jump 10 meters away.

Who has the video/audio clip of Vergil fucking

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI

>tfw I wish I could mod this in

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How's bloody palace? I pirated it first but thinking about buy this game

FUCK THATS SO CUTE

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Pretty fun in all honesty.

Holy shit

Imagine if this was in the climax of the Dante v Vergil battle

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The what now?

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i unironically wish i had the balls to kms

I'm not changing my gender.....
If I roll 1 = I don't have to change my gender and I do what I want
If I roll 6 = I have to change my gender

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God please don't

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Post pics

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How the fuck do I do that giant uppercut with dante with balrog fists?
I kept seeing streamers do it, but it says nothing about how to do it in the skill list. I know how to do a small one with R1 + O forward.

best bloody palace by far
5 > 3 > 4 > 2

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Upgrade swordmaster and you'll eventually unlock it. You have to have the flame ignited. After that it's R1 + Back O

so no BP for us piratefags?

fortune

STANDING HEEERE
I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

Tell me my fortune, vorgil

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!

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So it is written.
vocaroo.com/i/s14N1JI1gVfq

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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Here's your fortune

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Oh, user....

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CHOP DA WEEENIE BROOO

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Who else is lucky here?

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I want to get V's taunt but I keep getting my ass handed to me by Furies in BP. I'm trying so hard to figure out a good strat with him. Charging Griffon helps, but its hard to charge him and dodge. My hands hurt so bad.

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Monsoon's theme is the best.

Not m-

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Fortune, what are the odds Vergil has more than one kid?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Me...?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Blessed with the power of Sparda and papa Vergil

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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time to find out

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I don't feel like it...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I wonder how user's surgery is going to go.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Here's the first part vocaroo.com/i/s1PZ41ROcLet

Just jump if you need to dodge a fury. For the two floors they show up in numbers greater than 1 summoning nightmare early enough will just have them impotently attacking nightmare.

I hope it won't hurt you too much desu.

every time someone posts a sad V image i die a little inside

>Better not tell you now

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absolutely based

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Poor user

crewcut wants to stay and watch

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RIP

Your fortune: Outlook good

Oh no. F

oh shit, uh... let me try again

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Coin Flip: Tails

Rolled 3 (1d6)

1, I draw Vergil
3, I make Vergil wallpaper
5, Vergil spanks Nero

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will the fujos still want to fuc Vergil after he becomes a tranny?

No can can convince me that Cavaliere Angelo wasn't originally going to be called Alastor
>Reference to a previous devil arm like Gilgamesh and Artemis
>Trish and Alastor are from the same game like Lady/Artemis
>Trish and Alastor are both lightning themed similar to how Artemis and Lady fit into a gunslinger motif
>Cavaliere's lightning is purple like Alastor's instead of Trish's gold lightning
>Cavaliere's bat/dragon design fits Alastor's design almost 1:1 right down to his head resembling the hilt
>Trish has been shown to wield Alastor in past promo art
>Capcom have clearly not forgotten about Alastor because it's in MHW, a recent game
Am I coping? Possibly, but I dare you to refute this anyway. It can't be coincidence and I only wonder why they would have given him a generic angelo moniker in the final version

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okay, that was the last try, I give up, user is FUCKED.🏳️

No....
This time I'll fucking flip a coin!!
I'M NOT QUITTING!!

Heads = change gender
Tails = Stay gender and get free art request for putting up with such bad luck

Coin Flip: Tails

STOP, XHE'S ALREADY DEAD

her you go, aCoin Flip: Heads

thank you user

Coin Flip: Heads

WHO DO WE BELIEVE
best 3/5?

OH FUCK

So what the hell does Nero’s BP taunt even do

SONOVABITCH!!

Coin Flip: Tails

>two heads

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I guess you can change your gender twice and get your free art request

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gives him more power

let me pitch in!

Hopefully not so we can get these threads back.

I'm half convinced Alastor and Phantom are Kamiya things which is why they hardly touch or reference it in later games. Trish is excluded since she was important in 1 and brought up a few times. I'd rather be wrong though

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Anyone have the screenshot of Vergil that says "the based and the redpilled?"

Just started playing DMC1. Are there any other games that nail the feeling of exploring a gothic castle? Doesn’t look like the other DMC games have the same atmosphere.

>Decide to play as V
>Kick ass until 90
>Begin to feel legitimately challenged as I'm frantically sticking to my quickly dying familiars
>Nightmaring at 3 DT bars, he only exists to revive the others
>Beat Urizens
>Vergil
>Dominating, get trapped using Nightmare's charge to break the summoned swords and get airplaned
>He has a 20th of health
>Doppelganger falls
>Dodge the orb
>Just a little more
>It's past your bedtime.
>Kills
Mother fucker.

Nevan also has a bat/purple lightning motif. Does that make her Alastor too?

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Dice decides what lewds I draw next:
1-2: Echidna
3-4: Malphas
5-6: Gloria

last flip... ready?Coin Flip: Tails

Coin Flip: Tails

>2 heads, 2 tails
Last oneCoin Flip: Tails

Rolled 84 (1d100)

no, it makes perfect sense
the thing is, they had to use Trish more though

the rational thing would've been killing her in the prologue, as she contributed jackshit to the story since the first game, but the money spent on her model would've been basically wasted

and Lady should've been Nico

YES

So I'm not crazy in regards to Cavaliere right? Taking what you said into consideration, it could be some nip respect thing where Itsuno felt like he was taking too many liberties with someone else's baby and changed it at the last minute

>Doesn’t look like the other DMC games have the same atmosphere.
that's because it was originally going to be a resident evil game.

Wouldn't surprise me at this point. It seems very likely that the game underwent a massive rewrite for some reason.

Itsuno said this would be the end of the Son of Sparda line or something to that effect, that didn't happen.
Balrog is extremely similar to Urizen 3 visually
Vergil mentions a fight between Dante and Nero in M20 that didn't happen. (Unless he means the bitchslap, but that wasn't a fight, really.)
That dimension healing V where he has to fight the 3 bosses for some reason which seems to have no effect on the story

Noice.

FUCK

gimme wallpaper

Way to select one (1) point of my post and ignore everything else that points towards Alastor inspiration for Cavaliere

I'll never play as Dante again.

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The attack where it slowly walks towards you, taunting with the blade before teleporting, instantly counters you if you try to jump before it reappears with the grounded stab. You can double jump it, but with V that'll fuck up Griffon charge. Every other Fury attack sequence starts with a crouch.

Oh and the biggest thing I missed V using Mundus' minions as his familiars which is just handwaved as it being Nelo Angelo's nightmares or bad thoughts, which doesn't make much sense for Vergil.
I doubt he even interacted with them as Nelo Angelo

guys it doesn't count I have to flip it instead.

Based and motivated

based jesterposter

then stop forgetting to flip it.
fortune teller, what is your prediction?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Could there have been a fitting end if V was directly related to Moondust like we first thought?

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SotN gives me that same kind of feeling. I do really wish DMC kept the gothic themes though, it made 1 and 3 so much better in terms of atmosphere.

Heads = I have to draw Sin Devil Trigger
Tails = I have to draw one art request DMC relatedCoin Flip: Tails

DRAW GRIFFON

He makes his own luck, that macho!

Well then, my deepest condolences... I wished to save you, but you were beyond saving.

that's not really helpful, fortune teller, but okay.

Be patient, I'm making it.

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You're talking about with his blade out right? You can jump that with correct timing. It's how I got through that floor. Nightmare lasers fucked everything up and I helped myself to easy victory by starting his fuckoff huge laser and then standing in it and watching those fucks kill themselves in it.

draw DT'd lucia rubbing that crease that runs down her abdomen while blushing.🏴

YES Draw birb bullying.... Vergil.

Does it ever say where Dante's shop is located?

PREPARE

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Maybe Itsuno had second thoughts about the confusion of the motorcycle weapon being named Alastor. It would be cheeky but possibly confusing when talking about devil arms

>Mission 12 on SoS
>Half the fucking enemies you fight teleport
Why the fuck does Capcom think this is good enemy design?

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Fine... I'll do it one more time.
head = change it
tail = keep it, and also get free art
JUDGEMENT FLIP!Coin Flip: Tails

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*double kali laser sounds intensify*

Not really, the only thing that is known is that it's a port town.

My dear anons, should I draw a sexy Vergil or a kawaii Vergil

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cavaliere trick my nigga
it didn't get patched today, right?

I FEEL MOTIVATED

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heads for sexy, tails for kawaiiCoin Flip: Tails

SotN is a great game, I really loved the gothic vibe and atmosphere....the voice acting is meme-worthy

Smokin' sexy kawaii dom Vergil

Your fortune: Godly Luck

you might have won but i dont think anyone here will draw you free art

Vergil as the quantum ranger

Heads for sexy
Tail for kawaiiCoin Flip: Tails

>Get all the way to Vergil first try
>Fuck up bustering his airplane move and eat shit

The only time in my life I've ever wanted to gold orb it, lads.

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Finally did it, what a fun game.

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[laughs in royal guard]

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>.the voice acting is meme-worthy
it was legendarily so, but somehow, they made it even worse in the psp port. like, not even so bad it's funny, just outright mediocre.💢

Im feeling kinda lucky

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

good night!!!

Am i the only one that doesn't give an absolute fuck about Vergil and wants more V?

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See I can handle furies fine outside of them being near impossible to combo without pulling a fucking donguri with how much invincibility they get when teleporting
Then you have Hell Judeccas and fucking Lusachias who make crowd fights a pain in the dick because they keep fucking teleporting

I feel you, I died the same way

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That's right.

I heard about that, fuck the psp port tho. Nothing is like Alucard's hella awkward deep voice that sends shivers down women's spines LOL

Ah, fuck. Too late.

Wait...
Fortune, are the odds with me on keeping my gender?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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You'd think the answer would be clear with the level of shitposting that comes out of you.

make it kawaii

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>didnt do heaven or hell
>didnt do any of the other mission 13 variations
you are not done

Based, kawaii it is, then

>dom
This user here has good taste

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How the FUCK do I git gud with Dante in palace?
Also requesting the Vergil defeat after defeat pic

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Yep, just you.

Pretty much desu.

ALL SMILES

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Based Verg saves user from being a tranny.

both

well done, lad

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The odds of me changing your gender NOW

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

real impact bitches as they spawn in
spam ice age when furies show up
GUNTRICK
also, QUAD S

>tfw you're about to pass out
I may not make it to see the finished product user!

We need a meme of this

Please don't cut off user's dick with JC, Vergil.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

>GUNTRICK
elaborate pls

Wew.

>Learned you can grab him out of the air with the hand by a webm before I did this fight
>Just now learned by experimenting in SoS that you can grab Artemis out of the air in the same way

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Reflects back at you instead!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I will only do the job if the result is heads.Coin Flip: Heads

what job

oh shit

Any last words?

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press left on tha d-pad and dante will say GUNSLINGER
press up and he'll say TRICKSTER
if you press left and then QUICKLY tap up, he'll say "GUNTRICK" which sounds funny

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beowulf is really fun to use though

WHERE IS YOUR MOTIVATION

Your fortune: Average Luck

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So it's just for the voice line, ok

it's the stupid coin meme from DMC2❌

The blow.

one more time......
do I keep it and not change it.....?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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bloody palace fucking sucks, huge letdown
>can't use DLC for no reason
>has the time limit not that it matters given how quick it is to gank most rooms given most of them have maybe 3 enemies and are on easy difficulty
>time spent on co-op for 2 missions instead of actually putting that money into the game
>you don't even fight every boss

THIS CAN'T BE AU-AUUUGHHH

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[blocks your degeneracy]

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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THE FORTUNE WILL DECIDE IF I DO ANOTHER BLOODY PALACE TONIGHT

for me it only works when the bar is already almost empty

Papa Vergil just wants to sissy-fy someone. Tough luck, user.

Do it you scum.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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I'm so sorry...

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I said DO IT.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>Bad Luck

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

OKAY FUCK SECOND TRY I GUESS

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Fuck you Vergil.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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I wonder if the DLC will have Malphas be connected to Mundus in some way. The names are very similar and malphas sounds kind of like what Mundus would be called if he was a girl, which lines up with how V was originally Mundus disguised as a female. Malphas does have the black hair already and it seems like she had this storyline going on that was never really explained much. Then there's the etymology. "Malphas is named after the Goetic demon. Demonological sources describe him as a mighty Great Prince of Hell, with forty legions of demons under his command and as second in command under Satan."

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>Your fortune: Good Luck

IT'S HAPPENING

IM COMING FOR THAT ASS VERGIL

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Not that fuck you, the other one.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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I have to be the opposite sex now guys...
I failed...

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The best april fools, I can't stop laughing

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OKAY, THAT "fuck you" if you insist.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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What the fuck

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...

Sex and procreation, lads. Sex and procreation.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Vergil working as a bartender and grimacing because Lady is drunk at his bar and saying all kinds of shit.

fucking every demon in the ars goetia is in charge of "legions of hell", it doesn't mean anything

whoops, didn't work that time.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Did Vergil cut off your dick, user?

Your fortune: Good Luck

/r/ Nero fuck you webm

Someone post that Vergil comic version of this

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We'll remember you, user, you fought well, a man with guts and honor, I like that

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Thank you.

That means a lot.

PREPARE TO

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YOU WILL ACCEPT

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one last push, to give as many people points as possible.

>that chad jaw
>those eyes
>those lips

Oh fuck me, he's gorgeous. I hate my life.

No... I will not give up!
AUUUGGHHHHH!!
Heads = become opposite sex
Tails = I stay gender and I get 3 free drawing requestsCoin Flip: Heads

Now I'm motivated!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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woops, wrong thread, was helping people achieve skellington mode
.well fug,

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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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FUCK!!

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FTFYCoin Flip: Tails

Will I have a Nero bf in my next life?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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ACCEPT YOUR FATE

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Dress up as Gloria for me user

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I bet you'll make a cute girl tee hee😃

rip user's balls.🏀

Daddy!

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Is there an alternate universe where Vergil is real?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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I believe in that sort of thing.

Yes, it's called Devil May Cry Universe

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I want to believe.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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I want her back so bad

fortune please give me a sex dream about nero's devil tentacle dick

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

🐰

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>Godly Luck

Vergil confirmed as real!

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I mean, she talks about Mundus at some point in a way that sounds like she served him in the past, so yeah. I think most demons are connected to Mundus.

Does anyone have the gif of V looking unsure at Nero gif?

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for some reason I thought Reuben was leaner than that. he looks pretty lean in his shirts. maybe that pic is him just sticking his stomach out

Tfw can't beat BP 20

One.....More....Fucking..... TIME!!
Head = trans
Tails = Stay sexCoin Flip: Heads

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Dismal.

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bump for this, the look of despair in V is hilarious in that gif

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I think I actually liked bloody palace more when I was worse at these games. Now I just find it frustrating since a single run takes over an hour and pre 60 floors are just a chore. At least when I played 3 BP years ago my runs were relatively short.

They should have just copied from bayo 2 and broken BP into 20 floor sections like the witch trials. Not like the game doesn't already shower you in green orbs anyways so the endurance thing isn't really a factor anymore.

It's a fake belly. Check the bellybutton

what are the odds that he'll get it right by the end of the night?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Okay, so how do we get to him?

THE ABOSULTE STATE OF THIS user'S LUCK

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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AAAAAAAAAUUGH!!!

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What is the chance of me hittin that devil pussy?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

goddamnit, fortune teller.
okay, so, roll for percentag chance of user keeping his dick

Rest in piss

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

When I was younger I had a conspiracy that fiction stories were unknowingly based off of real alternate universes.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

I said roll, god damnit.

If good luck, no one cuts off their dick today.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Fug

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This is the only thing that matters. Papa Vergil, is it possible to go where you are?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Me too bud

Fortune will decide if Gloria Comes back in DMC 5 DLC

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>user becomes a woman and gets blacked.

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Is there a way to reach that alternate universe one day?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Will you make a funeral for your D?

better some chance than no chance, I guess.

Trying again because Lady fortune says so

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>no coop
its not fair bros

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Answer, you prick.

Your fortune: Outlook good

not my d, but his.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>DMC thread
>People are rolling and fortune telling if certain user is going to lose his dick

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Loud sounds are very loud. Quiet sounds are very quiet.

I know man

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Bloody Palace should get an update that lets you start floor 1 in DMD. It's too easy bros.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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wasnt a reverse version of this? thanks anyway saved

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...

>when the smart kid starts crying mid exam

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okay, that's really starting to spook me, even people REPLYING to me are getting that one.

Before this thread gets archived I just have to make sure...
ONE MORE FUCKING TIIMMEE!!
heads keep sex
tails change sexCoin Flip: Heads

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Nico gf?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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you've already lost like 9 timesCoin Flip: Heads

webm

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Not in a million years. Your dick is mine.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

I am the victor NOT YOU COIN

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Not today, tranny.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

If 1, protag of DMC6 is Vergil.
3 for Nero, 5 for Dante.
Other numbers and it's a new female character.

well shit maybe I'm not that good at drawing kawaii boys

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HEADS YOU HAND THAT COCK TO ME
TAILS NO WAY I'VE GOT MY OWNCoin Flip: Heads

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guess im not buying DMC6

haha wouldn't it be funny if Vergil came to my house tonight and cut my dick off too haha

Your fortune: Godly Luck

well i guess DMC6 is a fucking failure

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yall some of the unluckiest motherfuckers i've seen

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>Devil May Cry V 1.07 patch removes censorship on PS4
AHEM

>Can't use DLC
Huh?
>3 enemies on easy
Evidence you haven't gotten past floor 20

>Godly Luck

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>come back to play bp after finishing up sekiro
>choose Nero to keep it simple
>keep getting max-acts like never before
what the fuck

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You asked for it.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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The natural third is one that loops the zoom back and forth.

heads = the female character will be me
tails = no way in hellCoin Flip: Heads

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Fortune, how likely is it that these two buy the game anyway?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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what in the world.....

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'Sup Capcom

>Qtpi black gf
>not the perfect new addition to DMC6 after gloria got ditched

Open your eyes vorgil

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MANHOOD AND HUMANITY = LOST

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Now I can fap

i pirated the game, so there

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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i kinda want another angel-like DT like Lucia's

Is it even possible to buster his airplanes on that version of Vergil? I got nervous so I played it safe.

I just want Lucia

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>500 posts in and tranny RP still derailing thread.

>who is Credo

Your fortune: Outlook good

Well guys uhh... What should my name be? You get to choose.

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i dont trust capcom with female characters nowadays

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

RNGesus, what are the odds of user losing his donger tonight?

Heads Nerdy
Tails OLIVIACoin Flip: Heads

try another one...

fair point

i find her boring but to each their own
yeah but he's fucking dead my man

Alright, alright
Heads Patty
Tails VergilCoin Flip: Tails

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Just like Lucia for Capcom

Your fortune: Bad Luck

how do i cope with no coop BP

shut

Duh
Heads Dante
Tails VergilCoin Flip: Tails

The same way you've coped with BP since its inception.

don't go picking names just yet, look at

how the shit did you both get it?

If nico could make you one weapon and a gun what would they be?

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I can't breathe

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Vergil stop with your hjacking

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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I don't get it....

Heads: you shitpost
Tails: kysCoin Flip: Heads

a colt 45 and a demonic switchblade.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

user, I...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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what would the switchblade do. doesn't seem like it would have much range to it

it means he only has a 40% chance of losing his dick.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

both sound equally as bad

Order of the Sword had plenty of schmucks, use one of them.

>Very Bad Luck
user'S DICK IS A GONER

Wait what is a feminine alternative to Vergil?

Vergilia

Well I'd pick a Halberd for the weapon because I dig polearms and like to both stab and slash. For the gun it'd have to be something I could pull out real quick one handed after stabbing the Halberd into the ground so I'm thinking light SMG. And I would get her to give them cool names.

Move

I dunno, pull a mehrune's razor and just kill anyone that it actually hits? nah, not very stylish.

Then take the second and ignore the coin. Problem=solved😃

Wait... I got it, it'll be Veronica.

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why not go full monhun and have the gun attach to the halberd?

Vagasil

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Virginia?

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I agree with this

halberd that grows stronger for a short bit after each kill because it feeds on demon blood

contender style single shot high caliber pistol. penetrates through targets and ricochets around
based. I was going to say the same thing with the halberd. I always liked them.

Noob question: how do you parry as Nero?

Literally just swing your sword

t. Justice League Unlimited writer

Wait so that's it? I thought there was something else to it.

I don't think Chris Chan wrote for Justice League Unlimited

to put it simply, parrying is when you meet an enemy attacks active frames with your own attacks active frames. It can be done with any melee attack, and is easier to do with attacks that have lots of active frames like neros version of the stinger, or dants little ice storm shield.

Thats it. You could also use gerbera or overture

Chris Chan isn't a real trans either.

See
Your sword's frames need to collide with the enemy's attacking frames at the same time.

If you're not close enough, however and it's cavaliere stabbing you in the face, a parry probably wont work

Still for some reason if you spam Dante's balrog it swings so fast that it'll parry just about anything

Makes sense. I've done it a couple of times so I'll just practice more on it.