Playing Mass Effect for the first time. Which backstory do I pick?

Playing Mass Effect for the first time. Which backstory do I pick?

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It doesn't matter at all, pick whatever you want

Spacer so you can see your mom

Spacer, War Hero, Soldier play as a boy scout.

Spacer = paragon points
Colonist = paragon and renegade points
Earthborn = renegade points

Same applies to your service history. So Spacer/War Hero starts with some paragon points and Earthborn/Sole Survivor starts with some renegade points.

literally couldn't matter less

most decisions amount to nothing because EA gave Bioware a year to finish out the trilogy and they had to quickly wrap everything up in a single tidy bow

>People still blaming EA solely for Bioware's fuck ups
Holy shit I figured after Anthem people would realize Bioware has been trash for a while.

No,Colonist so you can help Talitha.

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>trash effect
lol enjoy that fucking garbage, idiot

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It doesn't matter,just make sure you feed your fish!

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After you feed your fish,watch movies with your friend!

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>Soldier
You're like the iceberg lettuce of people.

What else is a first-timer supposed to play?

Literally anything else since soldier is the most boring class?

>Earthborn
>war hero
>engineer
This is peak Shepard.

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POST FRENS!

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fren!

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Go with Vanguard or Infiltrator. You'll get good defense, good weaponry, and good secondary skills in tech or biotics. Soldier is very boring in ME1.

Earthborn or Spacer with Ruthless as your background.

I find that quest melodramatic and irritating.

>Ruthless

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Infiltrator is the sniper class, right? I think that's what I did for all three games.

Colonist
War Hero
Custom Male Shep
Infiltrator
Paragon except fuck batarians
Ashley/Miranda
CONTROL

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Ruthless makes the most sense for a Spectre. It's what the Spectres actually look for "Get the job done". The other mission profiles are impressive, but they say nothing about Shepard's willingness to do make uncomfortable choices or endure sacrifices for the sake of an objective.

t.Batarian slaver

>played all three games on Xbox 360
>ended up selling it
>have first two games on Steam
>can't get DLC for 2
>3 is only on Origin
>would have to rebuy 2 on Origin to play complete series

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why would you want to anyway?

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just pirate it

Can Elcore be fren?

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Started playing ME1 but didn't enjoy the first 10mins of it. What are the chances that I'll start liking it?

>10mins of it
Dude, the game hasn't even started yet

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Soldier is fun on insain because of it being so broken

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Am I gonna regret following this post, and this is actually the ME equivalent of putting all points in swimming?

No, not in ME1. Insane is not remotely fun in ME1 no matter what class. Soldier has really bland abilities in ME1. Infiltrator get the same immunity power but also gets useful tech abilities.

That part where you have to give babies a bath.

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Spacer
Sole survivor
Soldier

My Shepard is a hardass who gets shit done, but is deeply loyal to the crew and friends.

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>Custom Male Shep
>Infiltrator
>CONTROL
Disgustingly wrong.

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That's why I asked.

And I gave you the answer. Keep playing.

No, I'm giving you pretty solid advice. In ME1 you can't hack open containers or doors if you don't have tech powers, so either you need tech or you need a squaddie with tech. An Infiltrator will let you have great combat abilities while also having tech skills, which frees you up to pick whatever squadmates you feel suit you best.

Vanguard has no tech, but again they have great combat abilities for medium and close range, and their biotic abilities let them crowd control or totally overpower single enemies.

Vanguoard has pistols and shot-guns; the shotgun is powerful as hell at close and medium range and the pistol eventually becomes a pin-point accurate and powerful machine-gun good at any range (though you can't zoom with it). As I recall, Vanguard gets lift and throw, which can be used on enemies at any time to temporarily neutralize them.

Infiltrator has pistol and sniper rifles; meaning they can pick off enemies from INCREDIBLE distances (as in miles away, literally). They have even better defense powers than the vanguard (immunity makes them nigh invulnerable). Their tech powers are not as flashy as biotics, but they do disrupt enemy attacks and lock down enemy power spam.

Infiltrators and vanguards both get access to medium armor, which is very well balanced and offers excellent protection without nerfing powers very much at all.

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I like your Shep.
Here is a picture I drew.

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i hate bioware forever for what they did to this series it could have be beautiful but instead we got shit
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Fully upgraded pistol with all the cool down hacks and abilities is the most broken thing ever

Real shame no one else is willing to try and make a good space arpg.

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Yea Forums BTFO

>CONTROL
Have fun being a JERK! also you are gay and your ancestors frown upon you.

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Don't care, too busy being a GOD

I should also add that in ME1 both you AND enemies can be hit with biotic and tech powers even when you have shields remaining. Enemies WILL start to fuck you up with damping, lockdown, and overload. They WILL knock you to the floor with biotic attacks and spam you with them until a krogan runs and kills you with melee attacks (krogan enemies are VERY dangerous in ME1). So you want a techie nearby with damping/overloard to limit how much enemies can hit you with their abilities or buff themselves with abilities (enemies have all the same powers you do excepting ai hacking and they have more generalized biotic attacks).

Another reason not to play Soldier is that in ME1 the gunplay is very basic. There is no location-based damage, no heavy weapons, and both you and enemies can tank a lot of damage after the first few levels. ME1 is not nearly as cover-based as ME2 or ME3, both you and enemies can use powers that let you run around at will and take damage while you lay down firepower on targets.

So if you go vanguard then you have good defenses and damage output, and also have biotics on command at all times to neutralize problematic enemies when you need to (such as a charging krogan you can knock down with lift/throw).

As an infiltrator, you have good weapons and damage output, and also tech powers on command to open all the containers you need (for loot and quests) as well as to limit how much enemies can spam their powers. Meaning you can then select your two squadmates to cover whatever you need. As a vanguard you will want a techie with you at all times.

I guess the cake goes in his mouth,but does the plate shatter on his chin?
Does she pet him as he is chewing?
Is it safe to say that she gives him a tummy tickle?
So many unanswered questions in this game.

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Assault Rifles and Immunity are the best skills in the game, so Soldier is the best class by default.

That said, I've done fresh Insanity runs on every single class with Squad Power Usage on active and the game really is a fucking joke if you know how it works. Max defensive skills, earn money, buy specter weapons, actually use cover, don't get melee'd.

>Ruthless makes the most sense for a Spectre.
What about being a hero?
Screw being a spectre

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mass effect had so much soul bros what happened

>Soldier is the best class
You are correct,sir.
Sniper rifles + slowing time=God status.
It also only makes sense to be a human soldier that holds hands with aliens

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>Ruthless
Primitive

FEM SHEP BEST SHEP!

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I like pictures.

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A hero is pretty generic but a Spectre is what makes Mass Effect unique. They are not quite heroes in the conventional sense. Frankly in any other story they'd be the villain.

>Assault Rifles and Immunity are the best skills in the game, so Soldier is the best class by default.

It's a boring as fuck playstyle. Infiltrator also has immunity and the pistol is as good as the assault rifle, but you also get tech powers.

>Sniper rifles + slowing time=God status.

There is no bullet-time in ME1.

Miri and Ash are NOT for lewd!

I like Spacer just for that. Every RPG hero ever is some edgy orphan that survived a rapestorm that ravaged their home city or something. It's nice for your character to have parents and a family, even if they don't really matter to the story.

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>Miri
>not for lewds
Pffft

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>FA filename
breh

Miri is a gentleman(girl)
An I would thank you to remember that!

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>CONTROL

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>Re-install ME1
>Re-install ALOT and MEUITM
>no longer have the desire to play
Every damn time

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Spacer get to call your mom. Cool.
Colonist is a literally who. Boring.
Earthborn was a gang member. Boring.

War Hero killed a million batarians and saved an entire colony all by himself. Comes up semi-regularly throughout the entire series too. Cool.
Survivor has PTSD and lost his entire team because of a little thresher maw. Boring.
Ruthless is Ruthless (supposedly). Boring.

Thats how you know that ME is the best.
Also,when you go to sleep,you will think of the Normandy.

>Spacer

Shep doesn't need moms permission to save the galaxy.
Shep does what Shep does!
Ride a krogan into war and tell the council to kiss her ass and then make blue babies!

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Shep and Mom have a very professional relationship!

>her
I respect your opinion and I feel bad almost nobody played Femshep, including me. Her character model is too wonky looking and her default face in ME3 is damn right ugly.

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Here is a pic of Suvi.

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>Femshep colonist war hero vanguard
>Lives on agri-world colony Mindoir, starts to show biotic powers around 14
>Batarian pirates arrive, kill most people including her family, enslave her
>N7 squad responds to distress call, kills everyone, young Anderson saves her
>Enlist to make her new soldierdad proud at 18, lives in orphanage for a year or two before that, Anderson checks up on her
>Stationed on Elysium, single-handedly stop Batarian assault in its tracks until reinforcements arrive (mostly by camping and cheesy tactics)
>Get shiny medal, join N7 programme, succeed, become even more badass, Anderson is proud
This Shepard has good reason to hate Batarians in-game, good for roleplay.

In ME1, a sniper with the right upgrades is basically a cannon, but it overheats in one shot. Lots of fun combinations now that I think back on the weapon upgrade system.

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>kill most people including her family
That is why she roars whenever she charges.

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lol,this is what you look like,fren

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Vanguard is sick as fuck the entire series. The risk/reward and situational awareness you needed in 2 was by far the funnest time I've ever had in the series.

Background just pick what you like.

That's a very nice scene, but I'd rather have seen my mom.

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email vs saving a life.

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Multiple voiced interactions throughout the series vs a one-and-done.

>Femshep's kid brother and sister dying in her arms after seeing their parents gunned down as the farm gets burned down by Batarians and Vorcha
>Only reason they don't kill her as well is because she used biotics trying to fight back, they want an expensive slave-soldier to sell to criminial warlords
(́_̀)

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>Legion and EDI hugging Shepard
>Destroy ending
user...

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It's a ghost Legion.

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>tfw that's genuinely been my ending the last two times I've played ME3

Blue

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It became shit after EA acquired it, dumbass

Here is Kasumi voice actress singing.

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Do you want to use a shotgun and or sniper rifle or no

Shit i miss those bad sfm stories

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YARR HARR AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
Don't buy shit from people who employ these Jewish practices, also since bioware is about to get eaten by ea your money would go 100 percent to either way

haha look at him go

Who's the best romance option for Femshep and why? Garrus? Jacob?

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Liara.

NIGGER

>Earthborn
>Sole Survivor
Everything else is pretty much gay.

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At least install some texture mods man, vanilla ME1 looks like shit.

But anyway enjoy the ride.

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Colonist & Sole Survivor for completely hardened and punished Shepard.

I played this game to clean bones and I don't remember a single thing of it

it doesn't matter. nothing matters.


play a better game

🐱

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Just pic posting as I see what these perks are.🐰

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You can redeem your steam copies on origin, it's what I did so they'd all be in one place.

Do you think she is talking about teh lower reaches?🍢

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All 3 plus dlc is $20 on ps3.

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🦖

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How did we get from these pusy jokes to social engineering and blatant propaganda?

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No idea,but I have a pic of a blueberry eating a hamburger.

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Ruthless colonist for maximum REMOVE BATARIAN.