Goodbye April Fool's Yea Forums. I hope everyone jerked off a proper amount

sissy slut

I only came once but I didn't mean to. I feel tired. It was a lot of fun, but I feel exhausted...

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I still wish that was me.

we should keep the like, it's cool.

You can only have my cum in your mouth if you French it back to me and make me swallow it.
Yes user?
Follow your dreams user! I can give you nutrition help and my workout routine if you'd like.

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Could you, please...? What do you do?

Feels bad got blueballed

O-Onee-san...

>You can only have my cum in your mouth if you French it back to me and make me swallow it.
Done! Let that yummy looking cum flow into my mouth and then I will kiss you really deeply, press your body on mine, hold your face gently with my hands and force my tongue into your mouth as we share that cum kiss!

that's a big score

Add me on Discord, it'll be easier to just link you images of my routine. You have to be fairly dedicated and I basically don't eat sweets, pastries or anything nice ever, as much as I'd like to... Meowie#7927
Haha, it'd be really funny if you used an onahole then massaged my prostate while I used it still full of your cum, then you made me clean it out with my tongue once we're both finished. I just thought that'd be funny, haha.

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didn't fap to you faggot. But you are still very cute👌

added!

I'm not gonna say it

My cock looks bigger than yours does. It might stretch it out a bit? Would that be fine? I could warm up that onahole for you and cum a nice thick load for you! You would have to put on a show for me to jerk to though. And then I would hand it to you right after I came. A little bit of my cum connecting my cock and the toy with just a tiny strand as I hand it to you.
Then I will either fuck your butt or just stick my fingers or tongue inside to massage it until you cum inside it, and while you clean it out you need to look me in the eyes while you do! That will add tot eh joke and make it funnier, right? Haha

>tfw no cute trap gf

I wanna have sex with a scorechad's stretched out, used, and filled onahole!

I broke my no fap 2019 today. No regrets.

all the scorebullies went to bed already :(

I'll never reach 1000

ha

Does butt play really feel that good, or were you exaggerating for the video...?

I'm still here, and still horny.

GIVE ME LIKES I DESERVE TO SKELLYPOST

But I need more scorebullying in my life!
Come teach me my place, scorechads! Seuo#3552

But I did get a neato dino

I won't reach 500

I have never done so.🙁

shut up scorelet you only deserve to please spookyfags

I wanna fuck that🙉

I've got a large bone for all the scorelets ITT to inspect.

like if youve never had sex

based

Will I ever afford a new gpu?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I'LL BE A SKELECHAD NO MATTER HOW MANY BONERS I HAVE TO SUCK

Your fortune: Outlook good

mine's bigger

checking my social credit score

but then why were you so sad about the skelechads going to bed, huh?

Less than 149 away from spoopy skeletons. But I'll never make it.🙁

The ERP shit was so forced this year at least the last time they had some kind of theme and story line Skelle bros rise up!

Thank you very much user. I'm a homo though, not a faggot!
Haha, that sounds like a super funny joke user! My funny bone is standing right up from the thought!
I would have over 3k score if I hadn't had points deducted...
That's all honest. It varies by person to person, but I didn't personally play it up at all.

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Nice legs and cute bulge

owo
gib imgur link

I still haven't finished yet, but I fapped a ton. I spent all day in my room doing it. Overral it was pretty fun, but I'm ready to go back to normal now.
vocaroo.com/i/s1q56dBGHnmP

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Pretty based

My proudest non-like of the day. Spoiler: it’s only like 10% better than jerking off and our society massively overvalues it.

RRRRISING UP

damn, you sound cute

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poo poo😹

skele yet?

FYI guys we're still continuing the ERP on /trash/

thoughts on public bans? like for yes reply for yes.

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yea i did but not because of you faggots

lol then you should "stroke" that funny bone! Feel really funny from the thought of it all!

Its still the first in burgerland. We ain't off this ride just yet😂

your voice is adorable be my bf pls

I jerked off twice today to the same doujin series

Gave you a like, now post pics

its 2AM on the east coast

In case anyone missed it

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pee pee

I hate video games

me too, Yea Forums is a better board when the shitposting is uncontrolled

more?

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Thanks Anons, I love you!
I'm in the middle of working out and posting between sets, I really shouldn't even be doing that honestly...
I already dumped all my pictures...

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I'll never make 1k

did you make a 2nd video yet

I can't even see my like count because it's not available on 4chanx.

Cute desu. Well, then, when you do finally decide to touch yourself you should think about that!

16 times and counting senpai.

Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
And, uh...nice score...

Just this, sorry user.
vocaroo.com/i/s1Ozq58a25XP

if we combine our powers you can. dont give up yet

>those feet
and those legs are straight up manly lmoa, but a bunch of dudes who fetishize crossdressers will fap to you anyways enjoy being 40%

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What is the proper amount of jerking off?

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I tried tonhelp as many anons jerk off as possible. I made a friend today by sucking his cock so I think all and all it couldnt go better.

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This just might work

*throws off jacket*
I was never a scorelet in the first place

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>tfw no succubus user to seduce the likes out of you and maybe even "level drain" you by making you start all over with your score

I BELIEVE IN 1K

I bet you helped me in one of the threads user, thank you

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Ozq58a25XP
thanks user also do you have a discord, I like listening to your cute voice and I don't know if you're typically active in any other threads

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of course it'll work

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I CAN FEEL IT

Every time you ask, I'm pushing it back a week...
I'll do my best, but probably not tonight!
user, get this. I'm a boy, not a girl, not a tranny.

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This loneliness hurts.

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I AM GROWING STRONGER

Oh alright I don't know what dietary shit you're doing but if you're avoiding hormones and other tranny shit and just going ultratwink to be with other fags then you're less subversive than some others carry on

LET THE SKELLY INSIDE YOU TAKE CONTROL. FREE HIM FROM THE FLESH PRISON

>This loneliness hurts.
Oh I know all too well user...

MY BONES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN

I avoid red meat, other than that I don't do anything weird with my diet. I suppose it is over 60-70% protein daily since I started trying to put on weight, which I guess isn't super normal...

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Last year I jerked off more with you anons, now it was only once then I fell asleep. This year wasn't that good

I can't believe it, but... I have a boner.

I was the Futaba poster and the Shuten Doji poster. I'm glad I could help you get off. Maybe next year too~

I CAN SEE THE BONE ZONE

ALMOST

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Maybe we could be lonely together?

>shuten
Yep, it was you. I hope to see you next year as well!

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Last night was crazy for me. Spent a good 4-6 hours in several erp sessions and came several times. This year was good for me

MR BONES LET ME ON YOUR WILD RIDE

W-well, if that's what you want. Okay.

I had a few anons tell me when they read my posts they were jerking off during work and that amazes me. I'm happy I can help people in anyway possible. Even ifnit is just me slutting out to them.

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>1000
THE MADMEN DID IT

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

based

based

BAISED AND RED PEELED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA JOIN THE SKELLY CREW

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I'll give you a like, if you beg for it that is

Im about to
Like this post for Samantha 38G

have a like fren

Santa up in here bringing Christmas so errrrone!@

What you niggas want for christmas?

I'm santa up in this bitch

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It's been fun lads

>user left before posting moaning vocaroos
dang it, at least we got some good stuff

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Ah damn, what do I need to take in order to cure?>

The cunnypill

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Be honest, how many times did you cum? And to the slut anons, how many people did you make cum?

Cured me instantly thanks!
Now though I have an overhwleming desire to be teased by a cute and funny girl.

6 weeks no fap

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I came twice as a slut, but helped 5 other people cum

That's a normal side effect. It should go away in 10-12 years.

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Like

like 3-4 times thanks to good sissy likesluts

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Once, I haven't made anyone else cum. At least, they haven't told me if they did.

>64 points
I don't believe you.

I made several people cum and I didn't cum once. I did it purely to pleasure others and not my own doing. I want to make others feel good.

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Oh, nice! In the meantime do I just imagine them doing this to me? Because it sounds pretty amazing!

do you want me to make that number go up to 6 or something~

>only 64 points
Was this in the threads or on discord?

None could rise to the challenge.

5 times desu
I had 3 likesluts replying to me and couldn't handle it

Yes.

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

C-Can we keep the dice rolls and coinflip?

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Good luck!

the mods took his points away. He had a lot more

discord, I entered a few threads and started stuff and then moved them to discord for the actual erp.

That huge thing would break a likelet!

Thank you for making me feel good futaba poster!

Have a like, fren.

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Want to make that number 6?

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should also add that those 5 people were all from the same thread and I had to alternate between them as I went almost felt like a gb~

Thanks to whoever kept that booette thread alive, pumped out a few loads to her

Big dino to that, my dude.

this is a boy

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None, it's disgusting what I had to do for likes. Never again. I figured my time would be worth more but I honestly lost count.

oh my~

Healthy thigh.

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Go ahead and leave your discord and I'll add you immediately~

I didn't cum once but I'm willing to bet at least 50 people came to my pictures and videos!

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Why is everyone on 4chen so horny all the time?

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I've never touched someone in a sexual way.

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too autistic for real relationships

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I'm happy I made you feel good in your funny place. If you ever wanna share contact information we might be able to do it again sometime. I like to help people feel good. I've been typing this all from a remote beach in Hawaii

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boredone#5357

I can't even feel my dick anymore

Your fault for using your hand and not my mouth

I wish that was me

>tfw no Yea Forums slut

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I want to do that dino thing too💔

Cutest

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You mean, you wish that *were* you
One like for correcting grammar. Thank you.

>tfw no more likesluts after today

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...

Because I'm a 28 year old hugless kissless virgin. And its all videogames' fault

Sorry
I wish that were me

Like if you're gay xd.

I felt like I just fapped for a day straight. I've never wanted to suck cocks so much!

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liked ironically

Give me your discord right fucking now. I'm gonna use that mouth until I flood your throat with my load

1 more kiss before its over

based skellies

You mean, suck likes ... right?

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>tfw Yea Forums actually turned you gay

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>like anime girls
>hate interacting with people
I prefer fapping to 2D girls and using my imagination. Is ERP only for failed normalfags?

This was what I thought back in 2012 but it turns out I'm still straight. I just turn prison gay when I get horny because I've never felt the gentle caress of a woman.

Go to sleep, it's getting late.

today is the first time I ever ERPed, otherwise I'm like you
I would never do it over something like discord though

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Why not?

It's only just turning midnight here and I've still gotta cram like 1k more calories of food in, PLUS I haven't showered off after my workout yet! There's no time for rest yet!

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I want to smother myself in her spicy pits!

Because I don't like the idea of my degenerate behavior being traced back to me, anonymity circumvents that pretty well

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Just make sure that you get enough sleep. Was tired all day long yesterday because I slept like shit. Couldn't even fully appreciate April's fools here.

Just make an account that's exclusively for erp. That's what I do. I have my main account that I'll never touch erp with, and then my throwaway one just for keeping erp sessions going

If you were the tired one then you shouldn't be lecturing me, huh! Maybe learn to take your own advice! Also no swearing here, this is a Christian board.

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Posting my first and last skelly 1 minute before the fun ends.

I did take my own advice! I went to sleep at 9pm and just woke up. sorry for swearing

Same!

I guess that makes sense. How does that work anyway? Is it with individual people or an entire server?

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>mods don't enforce the rules for a day
>every one of the faster boards become at least 50% gay sissy roleplay threads
I'm starting to think that the baby boomers were right about the internet, video games and anime corrupting our youth and turning them into faggots

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>mods dont enforce the rules
I wish

>Is it with individual people or an entire server?
you can add people individually and have chats with them, or join servers with a bunch of people

I prefer individual people since servers almost always turn into a circle jerk, but you can do both.
Make an account now and I'll add you~

Well! If you are who I think you are, why were you going to sleep then anyways? And why do you care about me and what I do?

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as far as I can tell the only thing the mods were banning today were NSFW images

Wait, who do you think I am? I was just trying to offer some friendly advice so you don't end up like I did yesterday.

While i did get off, none of you faggots were the reason why i got it off. But thanks anyway

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Indeed I did. Can't say I've erp'd before, and I came quite a lot.

You can do whatever you want as long as you keep feeding me likes...

I feel legitimately euphoric when I see my score go up

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Man that other user is a jerk. Wanna get back at them by staying up late and sucking my dick?

Well if you're not who I think you are, then you've got nothing to worry about...

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i jacked off to the dmc threads as usual actually

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Don't be so mysterious about it, now I'm curious.

I love sluts!!

Post dick first please!
Huh, no, don't worry about it then...

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I want to shower you with likes user... But I also need you to take care of me!

You were the one who brought it up, so answer me! Also this is a christian board, no dickposting allowed here, friend.

I might show you in private, after I take your ass that is

You guys are knowingly fapping to men. This isn't right. Fap to girls why don't you, or at least the idea of a girl.

I'll be honest here. In roleplay I don't care if it's really a dude on the other end. As long as they're willing to pretend to be a girl, and do a good job of it, I'm gonna use them and cum.

No, no, it's not important, really! I suppose he doesn't have to post it here if he really doesn't want to either!
Okay, send me it privately instead! I'm okay with that!

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based

I had so much fun being a slut and taking care of so many cocks~
I wish Yea Forums was like this all the time, but it's alright I know other imageboard that are for that anyway

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I guess I'll trust you...
Just don't forget to get enough rest. Sleep is more important than entertaining a bunch of horny virgins on Yea Forums.

I would also like to see this

After the ass fucking sure!

checking

I just gotta eat like 500 more calories then shower, then maaaybe sleep.
He wasn't offering you...
You better live really close by or have a really long dick!

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What are you gonna do to earn it?
I meant in erp dummy

who says we can't share user's cock, I'm sure it's big enough for both of us

I think my only regret was not being able to pleasure more people.

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Not maaaybe! Don't underestimate the importance of a healthy sleep schedule!

I'm currently fapping if you want to help

Hurry up scorelets and like my big Score so I can reach 3000
That's all you little sluts are good for anyway

Do you take recurring customers?

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Are traps gay?

Same,
Based, replied and liked

I will offer you everything I can just for that number~

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Yes, though I'll use a trap in roleplay just for their ass and mouth. I consider myself 100% straight irl, but in roleplay it's just me in the privacy of my own home doing whatever I want to get off

.

Pooooossibly sleep... I can't promise anything user, anything could happen between now and then.
I don't like to share.
Huh, but you've already got all my pictures and my video... I deserve something in return, right?

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discord?

Of course you do, you deserve my cock pummeling your asshole while you drool like a mindless whore!

So you're closet gay?

i have never touched my own penis before, only others

come on user, I'm sure we'll both be able to feel good if we share, what's the harm?

Not pooooossibly either! Enough rest will ensure that you'll feel better and be able to work out even more! Don't be a moron like me and make dumb decisions.

I don't think so. I don't seek out traps in roleplay, but if I meet a good roleplayer who insists on playing a trap I won't turn them away. I just picture them as a female, and if they get too graphic with describing their dick I'm out

I'll help if you give me some likes.
I take reoccuring customers and likes also (you)s

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Bless that erp camilla poster
He made me cum hard.❤️

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or heck, I can just take you myself and we can forget about that other guy

I never got to play with them
damn it all
I need some sisterly love rn too

So you fuck traps knowing they have a dick by deliberately avoiding the pussy? Then you still know you're fucking a man.

I'll give you as many (You)s and likes as you want!

Oh, Hi.
Could I get some likes?

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Like I said, it's just for roleplay. Might be a little gay, but I don't care

I'm sorry user, I genuinely don't do that kind of thing very often, plus I should probably sleep earlier tonight than I did last night...
Please feel free, I don't do group stuff. Tried it once in real life and it wasn't my thing.
Well, maybe if you come to bed with me I'll change my mind, how's that sound?

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You're gay?

would...would you mind to share? Is just for a friend.

Uhhmm... I guess if you'll finally listen to me it's worth a try.

>Huh, but you've already got all my pictures and my video... I deserve something in return, right?
I can show you my cock if you want

You know you're tempted, don't lie to yourself

nope, only busted one nut, and she wasnt even that mighty or fat.

Anyone have any requests?

Delete this

Your fortune: Bad Luck

MAKE ME

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Yes, please suck my cock!

Dark Souls.

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Not sure if it's a good idea but sure meguca.org/ftb it's like /ftt/ on trash but without the gross furry and stuff, liveposting also make it hotter since everyone can see you typing, it's usually alive most of the time

Give me those likes you virgins.

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Like if you've ever breathed air🐶

I only have one request. Give me enough likes so I can use the dino!

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>freshly replenished my roster of wimps and sissies to bully on F-list
>got out while the going was good after the crackdown on ERP day threads
Life is good.

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c-c-can I h-have one t-too...?

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We'll see. I can't do much if you don't tell me your waifu, user.

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Okay, I'll jump right in the shower and get in my pajamas. You better be ready for bed when I get back. I know you just woke up, so just cuddling me until I fall asleep works.
I'm okay with this, send it!
I'm a good, pure boy.

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>tfw no one to bully/tease me every so often
Such is life

My wife is Sachiko!

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You're a liar who just wants to get their face shoved hard against the ground as a real mans cock dominates your poor little ass. Admit it

Some user ERPing as jack the ripper made me cum like a beast. 10/10

discord? unless I'm an idiot and already have you added....

What do you want for them, user? I'll do anything.
You first, nerd.

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Alright, I'm still lying in bed anyway. I'll be waiting here.

>ask for fortune
>get raped by a nigger
thanks hiroshimoot

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Here

You're in luck, Producer! I just so happen to be familiar with cute 'ol me.

Any kinks?

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I'm no liar, I'm a very good boy!
Meowie#7927
Alright, jumping in the shower now!!

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oh hi ,you look ready for another creampie

Well... A hand job would be nice...

Could you sit on my face?

Tell me that you're not a good boy who wants to get their ass filled by someone with triple their score

Please give me likes for Chika

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Currently still edging.

>Meowie#7927
ok I did have you added already whoops, let me know when you're out of the shower

I really like armpits!

My score was 3k before my IP reset. Don't test me user, you will lose and you will regret it.

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I'll be ready for cuddles!

thank you user. I will cherish it forever.

>mfw no likes

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here, have one

have a freebie on me user❤️

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Don't pop yet user

>tfw ERP friend is slow to reply

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Really, producer? Is that all you can say? Ahahaha, you're more inexperienced than I thought!

>Sachiko laughs to herself, eyes half closed. Even if she's almost a foot shorter than you, it still feels like you're being looked down upon.

>She does a halfhearted shrug and raises her arms, her slightly damp armpits clearly showing through the costume.

As long as you promise to help the world recognize my cuteness, though, I'll play along. After all, you designed these perverted outfits!

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1 LIKE ========== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL ABOMINATIONS WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

1 LIKE ========== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL ABOMINATIONS WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

1 LIKE ========== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL ABOMINATIONS WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

1 LIKE ========== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL ABOMINATIONS WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

I'm willing to take that chance if it means pounding your ass into oblivion sponsored by Todd

>she adjusts her bare bottom firmly on his face, his lips grazing her soaking wet pink hole using his face as a resting spot as she firmly grabs the other anons shaft stroking it up and down and teasing the skin with a slight tug between her fingers every few strokes

Bad feel

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Liked!

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Oh god Sachiko-chan, you're so beautiful! Please raise your arms and let me lick your armpits!

>With a pleasure filled sigh he breathes in her scent deeply when she rests herself on his face. His nose right against her as he breathes in as deeply as he can. His tongue parts his lips and begins swiping across her already wet pussy, lapping up her tasty juices.
Th-thank you!
>He mumbles out as he makes out with her pussy

I want to lick your other armpit Sachiko-chan!

>lets out a short moan as she strokes my member
P-please, put it in your mouth! Wrap your lips around it!

>wasted a golden opportunity to network and strike up a few sessions on jerking their puny dick
Stupid, dumb, ugly, smelly faggot user.

No one wanted to continue lewding over discord or anything
I just suck, sorry

my willy hurts

Good riddance to this gay shit♨️

Don't you feel like you're already getting enough of a gift just from my presence alone? Fufu... it sure is hot... days like these make me a little glad about your perverted designs. Only a little.
>She fans her neck with her hand, pulling at the hem of her costume with the other. Raising her arms and pretending to stretch, she looks behind her shoulder, knowingly grinning at her number one fan.

Oh, what's this? A fan? I think you're better off carrying my bag!

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have sex

I had mostly average to below average erp sessions, but I found one GOD TIER player and we're playing regularly now, so I count that as a big win

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You would be the one getting the ass pounding user. I'm still warmed up from my workout. You will regret it.
I'm ready to go user, whisper sweet nothings into my ear and snuggle me close from behind.

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gave you one, cutie

I'm your biggest fan Sachiko-chan,so can you please step on me?

Faggot

>playing regularly now
>after one day
Okay

great content
please continue
-your biggest fan

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>as shes stretching I quickly make a move and grab her arm in one hand and her breast in another, sticking out my tongue and sliding it up and down her delicious armpit
Mmm you smell so good Sachiko-chan! And you taste so good too!

Well, damn. I've never gone this far. Uhhhh, d-did you have a nice day?

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Only like if you're a cuteboy too

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Please, I'll have you bent over and begging me to go harder and deeper~

>less wojaks
>less pol-shit
>less console wars
>1000% more porn, erp, and dirty talk
Is it really worth it Yea Forums?

The answer is yes, everything else is so much fucking worse.

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It's as simple as agreeing it's not just a one time thing user. We've already had a few sessions

On the other hand we've got skelechads elevating each other to greatness

Like this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

It'll wear off eventually
So, you wanna see dick or what?

>she lets out a short moan and as he begins to play tongue twisters with her ovulating ovaries
"I'll do anything for likes, user"
>she begins to slowly lick his tip, covering it then engorging the head. Moving her noggin downwards following her tongueuntil she reaches the base where she retracts and begins to bob back and forth while stroking with her right hand and moving her left hand onto the user shes restinf ontop of moving her fingers to nipples bullying his right nipple inbetween her fingers to simulate him

I was at work, so no. Then spent the afternoon and evening playing DMC5 for Bloody Palace. No regrets.

>skelebros propping each other up to heights of calcium greatness
>fagnons getting off
>dinobros running wild
>everyone is happy
This is unlike Yea Forums I've ever seen before.

>We've already had a few sessions
Jesus christ I wish I had that much fucking free time
Idk how you people do it my goodness.
Some erp things I do take well over sic hours, I just couldnt imagine.

Last year was this with the faganons

April fool's Yea Forums is %1000 better than regular Yea Forums

Last year was just faganons, everyone else was mad or straight up left the board

man the erp was so forced this time around
last year it was okay because every board was a complete shitshow
this year the interest wore off fast and the boards were almost normal so the forced continuation of last year was fairly cringy

Like this post for immunity for the rest of the event

Step on you? Wh-what, you like feet? Being degraded and trashed by the world's number one idol?

Tell this cute me a little more.

>As the forcefulness of her producer pushes him towards nonchalantly worshipping her body, she takes a hand and runs it across his hair. A goddess with kindness and charity to match. Well, at least that's how she sees herself.

Fufu... you're entranced by the charms of the cutest and most perfect idol. Every part of my body is pretty and sweet! So be sure to thank me for the privilege.

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Thank you for the kind and encouraging words user.
It was okay! It felt nice to get back to squatting again after not being able to last week since I hurt myself. I did just slip getting out of the shower though and did a really awkward split and my leg hurts real bad, I hope that doesn't effect anything... How was yours before you went to bed?
I like seeing dick, yeah.

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shame because last year was kino in other boards like /fit/ with aniki and zyzz

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It's moreso giving up the free time I already have. A session last night, one before work, one after work.

>aniki
F

Yes Sachiko-chan! you are the best idol in the world! I just want to feel your body in any way

Hope you didn't seriously injure yourself with that slip! My day was pretty bad as I was just tired all the time and my head felt like it was about to explode. Just stayed home all day long but I'm feeling better now!

>pleasure from her expert cock sucking starts making my hips rock back and forth on their own
Oh, it's so good! So good! You're gonna earn so many likes for this!

>straight up left the board

I played a lot of videogames that day, so in retrospect maybe it wasn't so bad

Even with high heels on, you want me to step on your face? Aha, of course you would! You wouldn't want to me dirty my shoes on the pavement floor, huh!?

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Don't steal my likes.

test

Thank you, Sachiko-chan! But I have another request...
>points down to massive, aching bulge in pants
Could I put this... between your armpit?

Looks like I'm only 30 away from the dino, which one of you sissy scorelets is gonna be the one to push me over the edge~?

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Same, I don't want to have to skip any of my routine anymore, it was making me feel lazy and depressed. What do you plan to get up to later today now that you're up?

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imagine sexualizing likes, what the fuck

Give me your big numbers user!

Give me a like and I won't.

❤️

Alright, sent, I'll show you somethin nice tomorrow

Well, I was planning to get up two hours ago but here I am still lying in bed. Don't have classes until the afternoon though, so it's okay. Don't want to skip them like I did yesterday.

of course not! after you step on me, c-can I like your feet? please sachiko-sama!

where do you think we are?

Fuck you, you fucking faggots

i'm gay

You're gonna have to work a lot harder than that to earn them!

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FUCK SCORELETS

I can give you all the big numbers you love user

Okay!
I don't want to lecture you, but please go to your classes! School is very important and you need to do your best! Maybe you shouldn't stay in bed keeping me company if you've got to start your day...

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Just how hard do you want me to work? I can't get any harder even if I tried!

I can't believe your luck, Producer-san! You're getting everything you deserve and more, even though you were already in over your head when you met me?

Poor, dirty P-san.

>Mocking him as she does so, Sachiko runs the tips of her fingers across the tent he's pitching in his pants. A little sensitive. Overly so. New to ERP? Aha.
>After a few moments of trailing the outline, she grabs the bulge with her hand, pressing her palm again the warmth of his cock.

You're really a helpless armpit-pervert, aren't you?

Since we've gone THIS far...

Praise me more and I might just give you my blessing!

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PATHETIC FLESHLETS SQUIRMING AND WRITHING IN YOUR MEATY PRISONS
SKELETONS RULE THIS DOMAIN

Maybe instead of thinking like that you should just bend over and let me do all the work then

>skellington calling others 'fleshlets'
nani

Based

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>forced
It became the primary shitposting meta organically though. Especially once everyone's top/bottom status started being determined by score size. It's no wonder that the mods patched it out so quickly desu.

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I don't mind keeping you company. And this did start with me lecturing you so I guess you can return the favor by lecturing me.

Posting from phone because computer bsod. I'm scared Yea Forums.

Sachiko-chan!!! You are the cutest, bestest, greatest idol who has ever lived! Please give me your blessing!!! I want to armpit fuck you so bad!!!

Hmm, well to be honest I'm not great at small talk... What kinds of games do you like?

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>she continually slurps on his cock leading back for one final time, she squeezes firmly onto his shaft and nibbles on the foreskin of his shaft sucking the smegma he's been saving since christmas out of it

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Looks like we've got something in common. Tbh I've barely been able to enjoy any video games lately. I do play Smash once or twice a week though. What have you been playing?

>I...I didnt want like anyway
BONELESS ON SUICIDE WATCH

If you praise me that much, I don't really have a choice do I!? Ahaha, I wish you would've asked me sooner to do things for you, P-san.

I'll have to big my playthings a treat now a then sooooo....
>Elongating her worlds as she unzips the man's pants makes for a strangely theatric reveal of an average, if throbbing, cock. At least, she's never seen one. Maybe it's below average. I wouldn't put it past the producer.

>Pressing her back up against his chest, she raises an arm and guides his warm dick to her soft underarms before squeezing it tightly, sandwiched between her arm and her side.

Ah, ah. Now producer's going to dirty me directly, and not just with his looks!

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Thank you Jahy, have a like :3Coin Flip: Tails

I spent like 7 hours edging on F-list before blowing at the end of the rp, so it worked out for me.

nice saved

I just beat The 2016 Doom yesterday. It was okay, I'd have been upset if I got it at full price since the ending is literal sequel bait. Overall it was okay! Before that I think the most recent game I played was RE2 remake, which is a really good game but I got distracted by other stuff. I played a little bit of Sekiro when it first came out and I've been playing a first person roguelike called Barony with a friend on Steam on and off. They're all pretty good, I love video games. My favorite games of all are MMBN3, MGS3 and Hollow Knight!

What are your all time favorite games? Do you have any other interesting hobbies user?

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I want a bf so badly

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Kind of hard to name my favorite games of all time. I guess I'd say Pokémon Crystal, NFSU2 and Burnout 3 are up there. Mostly just based on nostalgia. As for other hobbies there's not that much but I do own a stamp collection.
Would love to keep talking but I really need to get up now or else I won't even have time to make lunch. Please go get a good night's rest now!

Come visit my fucking Chaldea already.

I won't be your bf, but I'll pretend to be while I fuck your ass

Reminder that there are people who actually cared about likes and showing their points

shitty april fools desu, unbelievably boring compared to previous years.

I can't say I hear of too many people with a stamp collecting hobby these days. It's interesting, I'll give you that! Alright, I'll get some rest very soon, within the next 5 minutes for sure, i promise! I love you user, please have a great day and do your best in class today.

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The joke isn't even over but the threads have completely stopped
It's so surreal, did everyone just get bored already?
Last night at this time shit was moving so fast I had trouble keeping up, now it is dead as a doorknob

I've blown too many loads to keep going. Hell I've came probably 7-10 times in the past 24 hours

>Didn't fap today
I almost feel like I missed out on something.
No regrets though, the bloody palace update was just too good.

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Weak
No wonder this only happens once a year.
People are dumb

My nigga. Fuck that dmd room with like 6 scissors though.

You get sore after a while. Two sessions with 3-4 loads a session drained me

I fantasized about getting seduced by a cute boy last night but that's it

...

I didn't fap for 5 days now,gonna have the nut of my life today lads.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Didn't enjoy it as much as i had hoped honestly, thought i would be at it all day long but ended up just playing games at some point and never came back, but i'm still looking forward next year orgy.

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I don't know a better thread to post it in but it's an April Fools one so. Yes, I'm interested in both of those! I've got lots to of things and achievements to unload in, ror still left. And I'm also interested in competitive games. For fighting games, just anime fighters even if I'm not really good.

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it was shit