Battleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
It's almost midnight! You still can't prove likes aren't real! Ahahahahahahahah!
Battleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Josiah Wood
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Oliver Jenkins
1 like = 1 perfect💯
Connor Davis
IT'S ALL USELESS!
I.... I NEED MORE TIME
Tyler Wood
EXPLAIN THESE NUMBERS BATTLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
Gabriel Miller
Can you say in red traps are not gay?
William Gutierrez
I made it till episode 3. Kinda relief it didnt end up in a shitty redemption arc.
How many more times we revise the same goddamn crime scene?
Samuel Allen
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH BEATORIIICHE I WOULD THROW EVERYTHING AWAY IF I COULD GET ANOTHER LIKE FROM YOU
Juan White
I still can't believe I managed to read Umineko. Fucker was loooong.
Sebastian Smith
That's impossible.
Luke Wilson
It's different crime scenes every time though.
Christopher Turner
Austin Hughes
Hudson Nguyen
Hunter Cox
What's that Battler? Look at what I can do!🐕
Isaiah Gomez
WHAAAAATS THIISSSSSS?!
「GOOD」
Alexander Gomez
Brayden Gomez
>He lacks the one certain element to get likes
Noah Davis
Join us Battler! Look at the power of likes!
Adrian Bailey
Mason Johnson
Lincoln Ramirez
ERIKA IFFY UH
HOP ON CHADDLER'S STIFFY UH
James Hill
Impressive but how about this?
>Ushiromiya Battler's Yea Forums score cannot save him
William Sanchez
Yeah sure sure, get back inside the closed room, Jobbler.
Benjamin Brooks
chaotic disinfo?
Ayden Kelly
Faggotry?
Tyler Ward
Sorry, did you say something? Can't quite hear you because the cat is being really loud.🐱
Dominic Clark
Have sex?
Joshua Phillips
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Christopher Ortiz
Lambda best girl🌈
Joseph Perry
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Brody Cruz
What are everyone's thoughts on this?
New episode will be called "Last note of the golden witch".
Old "Our Confession" is also listed as a new material, it's likely to get remade in VN form.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Adrian Diaz
It's time for the Gohdachads to shine.
Noah Thompson
>Finish chapter 1
>"Wow that was amazing. But where can the story go now?"
>It starts looping
I quit halfway through chapter 2.
Jason Ramirez
It keeps repeating the massacre over and over?
Asher Perry
Well yeah, the story is only a straightforward murder mystery for the first episode. After that it's a meta murder mystery game between a guy and a witch. If you don't like it after like the first 3 eps though I'd say don't bother though. It's like another 60-100 hours of reading that you probably won't enjoy since the rest of the story is the same premise. Chapter 4 was lightyears better than 3 IMO though, although I did like 3's ending portions.
Zachary Foster
if this post gets 40 likes Beato and Battler will stream fortnite duos
Jace Hill
I appreciate the meta concepts, but I really would've preferred if Umineko just continued more of what the earlier chapters were. Something like a more fantastic Phoenix Wright, where Battler has to keep coming up with more and more insane shit to deal with the mysteries presented, along with stupid power level bullshit.
Charles Myers
what did he mean by this?
Wyatt Scott
That was actually a clever bit of writing on the guy that made that meme's part and requires you to know Simpsons lore. Seymour Skinner is actually named Armin Tamzarian and Agnes Skinner isn't his biological mother, so that red truth is free from any contradictions.
Zachary Peterson
What did R07 mean by this?
Michael Harris
Without luck it cannot be seen.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Adam Kelly
...
James Jones
💯
Adam Roberts
You can't prove rosatrice wrong
Angel Turner
Uuuuu~
Samuel Morris
Post yfw you read episode 6 and realize in retrospect that the closed room logic error was done on purpose
Ian Ward
>Higu
>"Eat shit demons, we get our happy ending"
>Tip: They didn't get their happy ending, hinamizawa disaster lmao
That was a really low blow. I was expecting it but not after the credits⚾
Evan Carter
Do people seriously think this?
Jackson Flores
It's over Beato likes die today and I get my onichan.
Chase Jenkins
I collected all my likes for Beato-sama.
Zachary Gray
post yfw you realize that even in the end the narrator is unreliable, and
battler was the one who actually fell off the boat, not beato, this is why he's depicted as being afraid of small boats in every episode.
Asher Brooks
Battler can't become the game master without fully knowing the nature of the game. If you know that, then you have to know that Yasu exists, and that you can't even have 2 separate rooms where Shannon and Kanon are in each one. With that being the case, there can't even be a closed room because there is no real logic error. He set it up as bait and Erika took it. It was a magic roulette in order to get chick beato to become the real thing, if she could solve it.
Jack Hall
Not him but battler seriously has to be retarded if he knew the answer to the past games but couldn't figure a closed room like that.
Luke Green
>I quit halfway through chapter 2.
That's really not the point to quit.
The last episode really hit the wall hard (not to say I didn't enjoy it), but until then it's more than decent.
The ultimate problem really is R07 had fucking nothing up his sleeves, despite pretending all the time he did.
Kevin Green
I don't know, when I was reading 6 it definitely seemed like he was fucking stupid
Adrian Phillips
>magic
N-no.
Charles Hernandez
Real logic error would break the game, but Battler's game continued normally.
Maybe you're the stupid one then.
Thomas Williams
>has nothing up his sleeves
are you so sure about that, try reading a little harder
Kevin Bennett
>small bombs
FTFY
Gavin Kelly
>are you so sure about that, try reading a little harder
"As long as you believe something is true, it's true (for you)."
That's essentially all of it, and that's trivial.
You don't seriously want to suggest that Shkanontriyalion was something "up his sleeves", right?
Chase Harris
Ahem...
FUCK WITCHES
FUCK WIZARDS
FUCK SORCERERS
FUCK WARLOCKS
FUCK MAGICIANS
AND FUCK MAGIC.
Jace Lewis
You're missing something in that mess of names there. Use your head.
Samuel Nguyen
Another possibility is that Erika herself was playing this game alongside Battler.
Remember she abdicated her role as the detective and we don't really know her real personality because she never really got into the island. Erika did it to humiliate Bernkastel secretly. Think about it: why would a person like her ever side with a Witch?
The manga did imply there was a secret side to Erika with the two speech bubbles appearing and her relationship with Ange.
Asher Perez
Leo Hernandez
>the anime turned out to be less of a clusterfuck than the real ending
Apologize.
Ayden Gutierrez
HEH BUT I CAN PROVE YOU ARE NOT A REAL WOMAN THO
Austin Sanders
When They Cry 5 when?
Liam Butler
No, there was indeed a logic error because of the red confirmed locations of each body, and it was impossible to pull off the save with that condition. They only got around it by making a person swap names, which wasn't the case in the scenario Battler presented. Batter really was that stupid.
Sebastian Morgan
Is there a smarter character in fiction than BRAINler Ushiromiya?
Ryder Ramirez
Assuming I understand what you are hinting at, what gave it away for you, Nanjo's hint in Ep. 7 or the fact that 2 timelines don't match up in ep8/4/magic end
Adrian Brooks
Soon. I'm more concerned about how long it'll take for translations
Benjamin Anderson
ahem
It was his own magic. He was an allegory for Kinzo, Yasu is Beato Castiglione, Erika even stands in as Kinzo's wife, the mother of Krauss, Rudolf, Eva, Rosa, as a shitty forced marriage that he hated. It's all there and episode 6 remains on top for me, 5 was pretty good too.
Adrian Stewart
Carter Lee
My god, that's brilliant.
Kayden Rogers
Not really. If you're a Simpsons fan then it's really obvious.
Xavier Hughes
How complex are Beatrice's motives?
Levi Ross
beato formerly a man
Hudson Bailey
Very complex when you read deeper and figure out what
these anons are talking about
Carson Smith
Not very, they're just stupid and childish. It's like a girl murdering your entire family because you didn't return her calls.
Bentley Garcia
How do I know they're not pretending?
Jack Ross
Nope.
ldjb.github.io
It's all semantics and technicalities.
Zachary Edwards
Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.
Connor Lewis
>the real ending
>clusterfuck
You mean everyone is first miserable and then dead?
Seems less of a clusterfuck than that "It was magic!" BS, that Ange stitches together in the "good ending".
"It was magic!" is unironically what a goat would "think".
Evan Reyes
The "bad" ending is unironically the best one.
Thomas Evans
I agree.
Mason Richardson
Stop posting on Yea Forums, Erika.
Adam Mitchell
Battler knew the truth, it was impossible for him to be truly trapped by this. Moreover, the game continued just fine despite Battler being "trapped", so he was merely pretending to be retarded.
Only in forgeries. Pretty funny that in the actual timeline, adults easily solved the riddle and Battler recognized Beatrice immediately. None of that imaginary bullshit.
Tyler Long
Erika was the best part of Umineko and saved the games.
Luis Bennett
They aren't
Reread ep 2,4,6,7, and 8. There are hints (to what they are insinuating) in every one of those episodes, and probably in others too. Particularly in ep 6/7. Pay attention to every detail.
Jayden Howard
I can't wait
Liam Harris
>/i/f-you-like-this-post-you-will-reach-the-golden-land
Levi Gomez
Enough with this "hehehe you're all blind goats who don't know the truth", you sound like Godposter.
Adam Walker
>reread 5 episodes, scrutinizing every detail, to understand maybe what two people are hinting about as if it's incredibly evident
hard pass my guy👌
Jose Gomez
>final episode will hammer-in Shkanontrice even harder
N-no, Rosatrice bros, this was supposed to be OUR turn!
James Wilson
Overrated as shit vn. 999 is better
Ryan Peterson
Why there people upset with Episode 8 again?
Ian Young
Battler is too smart for them.
Nolan Price
Personally I dislike the handling of the goats. They're a fine tool to use and they do mean something, but combined with Featherine's "fuck you" train in previous episodes they really don't feel good to me. It's poorly handled. Metanarrative is fine, just not one that bungles itself at the end by focusing on a subset of your fanbase as "the enemy". Also amnesiac notbattler was unenjoyable.
Evan Allen
>Also amnesiac notbattler was unenjoyable.
For me, it was the best part of the episode. I really want to see more of Tohya/Ikuko in the new episode.
Bentley Thompson
The mindless action scenes go for way too long. It's the only episode that drags and is boring near the end, which never got this bad before.
Benjamin Myers
>i am incapable of liking one thing without shitting on another
Noah Russell
I never took Goats/Featherine rants personally. Probably because I understood that it represented
Nathan Anderson
Hard agree with the other guy, that twist was unexpected and saved it for me after the shit that was shkanotrice
Isaac Rivera
I assume they just mean that ikuko is yasu, which really isn't that subtle.
It's pretty obvious, after all nanjo points out that nazitrice lived in another mansion kinzo had before kuwadorian was built, and ep7 makes it clear that a bunch of the gold was already liquidated into cash by yasu.
Unless the reader is supposed to believe that it's dumb chance that battler ends up living together in a platonic relationship with someone that happens to also be rich, live alone in another isolated mansion, and also like mystery novels after they make it clear that yasu got their dick smashed on a rock, instead of the incredibly more plausible situation that battler was the one that actually fell off the boat and suffered brain damage as a result (see: ) and the narrator is lying, just like the narrator lies in literally every other episode.
Carson Ramirez
I kinda agreed with the goat thing before, but then I started browsing umineko threads and I don't blame r07 for it at all now.
Chase Gray
I can understand what it represents while not liking it. Ryukishi got too hung up on this thing, and while I'm sure that he intended it for a long time in the story, it wasn't a good thing to focus on that fucking hard. There was plenty of other subtext (and kneecap-breakingtext) that made it clear.
It was an unnecessary twist, so I didn't like it at all. Felt like a plea to emotion that I wasn't going to care about due to its emptiness.
Noah Collins
Oh, Ikuko being Yasu? I just hate it because it wanks Yasu way too much, I prefer her staying dead.
Bentley Nguyen
bitch what the fuck
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
William Evans
Reminder that Danganronpa did it better.
>Ryukishi's fanbase dissipates and nobody cares about his shitty games after Umineko, and he never could reach Higurashi's popularity ever again
>meanwhile V3 raised Danganronpa's popularity to new heights, fans are literally begging Kodaka for more
Jackson Wright
V3's ending is absolute mishandled garbage and everyone praising it is a fool who doesn't realize that Kodaka literally meant nothing by it.
Asher Ross
Stay mad, Seacraps are inferior to Chadganronpa.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Oliver Price
That shit makes perfect sense, how the fuck didn't I see that.
That's how Ikuko can know something that was 'infinitely close to the truth', because she was actually fucking there.
Connor Flores
Go away, danganfag
Charles Sanders
It wasn't unnecessary at all, it makes everything make sense. Battler doesn't know what's going on in the first few chapters, because he's actually just fucking brain damaged. Also the bait and switch where it leads you to believe Ikuko picked up Ange off the roadside instead of Battler was brilliant.
Aaron Evans
There's also "Iku" meaning 19, but honestly fuck this because Batora deserves better than this.
Battler banging hot cake > Battler spending the rest of his life with an insane tranny
Jacob Hernandez
Until the last dream disappears
Following the wounds, the journey continues
Toying with life and death
No sin is forgiven, know thy punishment Someone's voice eats away at you
Stain the lies and deception black
Even a miracle can't defeat God
Smeared with blood, La Divina Commedia
A Rito of repeating red and blue in this sky cleared of fog
The witches who know love descend to the depths of hell
Elijah Jackson
Battler being retarded is also Yasu being incredibly petty while writing those forgeries.
Nolan Powell
I love DR more than Umineko by a slight margin but to say that V3 was good is a lie
David Wood
>yasu just fucks off to some mansion and lives happily even though her entire character is about how she literally can't just do that
Stop with this retarded shit already.
I don't really see how it's empty. Tohya's character is basically told through Meta Battler, it's not just some random guy that comes out of nowhere, and him being there is also in reference to the whole "two people in one body" thing that the VN keeps hammering.
Christian Jones
Will /ourculprit/ show up?
Charles Hughes
>get memed about "battler blanco" because of the dbz/shaggy memes
>battler negro is a real thing
>battler blanco is real and actually shows up in the vn as canon
bravo r07
Camden Ross
I'm scared to read this because I'm a brainlet, but I liked the characters in the anime.
Jaxson Cook
>Erika did it to humiliate Bernkastel secretly. Think about it: why would a person like her ever side with a Witch?
The manga did imply there was a secret side to Erika with the two speech bubbles appearing and her relationship with Ange.
I'd be interested to hear more of your thoughts about this
Brayden Ortiz
why can't she? everyone but battler (and eva) are dead, what other ties does she have?
He probably does deserve better, but the entire story is about forgiveness and compassion, so I'd imagine battler is perfectly happy
Asher Thompson
Just go with the flow, bra
It's all magic :). Don't worry if you don't get it later episodes will literally hammer the answers into your throat
Thomas Thompson
>anime
I'm sorry, it's terminal.
Asher Rogers
I was a brainlet too and didn't realize who the culprit was until halfway through episode 7, and still liked it, so you will be fine
Kayden Butler
It's fine, just read it. Ignore the "I solved it by the end of chapter 1 bro" posters. They're 100% bullshitting.
Brandon Martinez
Anime beato is cute.
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Mason Thompson
Well you've already ruined a bunch of the fun for yourself by watching the anime and actively participating in the straight up inferior version. And if you read the spoilers throughout the thread then really I have absolutely no idea what is left for you in that series.
Grayson Hill
Because if she could just have done that then why would she even think about massacring the family?
Elijah Gonzalez
I stopped caring about the anime story when the rabbits showed up to be honest. I don't remember much.
Kayden Edwards
I've watched the anime first, too. Still, it cuts like 60-70% of VN so reading it from the beginning was like a completely bew experience.
Robert Martin
reverse traptrice
Tyler Allen
Leon is a chad
Parker Smith
>Ikuko = Yasu
Hehehe, watch this
Caleb Cox
Because that family ruined her life?
She probably wanted to kill herself, that was the point of the scene where she falls off the boat, but we know that Battler was the one that ended up with brain damage due to oxygen deprivation (presumably) so she probably felt guilty for that and decided to care for him, especially considering Battler is basically the most compassionate motherfucker on the planet.
Bentley Davis
Sebastian Rodriguez
I wish the manga didn't invalidate this theory because I always really liked it
Eli Cox
>Because that family ruined her life?
I'm pretty sure Beato said in red that the whole thing wasn't for revenge though.
>that was the point of the scene where she falls off the boat, but we know that Battler was the one that ended up with brain damage
I mean yeah, but you're making it sound like Battler was the one that jumped instead of her when most likely both of them jumped but only Battler survived.
Lincoln Sullivan
cute batora
Ryan Myers
Hunter Price
Samuel Gomez
>I'm pretty sure Beato said in red that the whole thing wasn't for revenge though.
In beato's games that red is true, but is it true in the real timeline? pic related
>I mean yeah, but you're making it sound like Battler was the one that jumped instead of her when most likely both of them jumped but only Battler survived.
I'm not saying that beato didn't necessarily jump as well, just that the whole point of the scene was them doing the same exact trick that happened in beato's games. What I'm suggesting is that Both of them 'died' there and became Hachijo Tohya. I think the point also was that Battler has an 'unusual fear' of falling off of small boats and vehicles in all the stories, hinting that the narration lied with who fell off the boat in the end.
James Miller
I like meta and powerlevel bs and I have no regrets
Jonathan Gray
Joseph Wright
I'll say this right here.
Carson Green
Will with a pirate hat is hot
Lincoln Cooper
WHO HERE /likelet/?
James Gutierrez
Levi Thompson
>she had to remember all the torture she went through Higurashi just so she could make that stupid sound to cheer Battler up
Wyatt Phillips
Rolled 50 (1d100)
If I get endless 9 then EP9 will release in English.
Landon Mitchell
>Chapter 4 was lightyears better than 3 IMO though, although I did like 3's ending portions
>lmao i'm totally going to say it just cover ur ears bro
Chapter 3 was the highlight of the Questions arc
Jackson Hernandez
Just learn Japanese already, you'll be able to do anything. I'll be reading it on release and not waiting for a cuck translation.
Henry Garcia
>In beato's games that red is true, but is it true in the real timeline?
Well the games are based on what Beato was going to carry out in real life, so yeah. It's not like the red truth was talking about one specific game but just in general.
>What I'm suggesting is that Both of them 'died' there and became Hachijo Tohya.
I agree with this but only for Battler really, I think Beato just plain died.
Aiden Nelson
I think Umineko would be perfect on the Switch!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Nathan Brown
>I stopped reading at the end
Very smart
Josiah Fisher
Ryder Hughes
>that entire description
Why are powerlevelfags always so retarded?
Xavier Wilson
Interesting. I've thought a lot about Umineko, but that one never came to me. I wouldn't say it's true for certain, but I can see it as a possibility. It would be a happier ending for Yasu I suppose.
The thing that makes me able to believe it is that, yes, it IS very odd that Battler "just happened" to come across a rich, weird, mystery-loving author who lives alone, after all of that shit. I never considered it before, but it IS a bit too much of a coincidense.
Ryan Hernandez
Ikuko owns a car.
Yasu's legal age is 16.
It's impossible for him to have a driving license.
Shit theory debunked, Ikuko forever a cake.
Sebastian King
youtu.be
People who are connected to Yasu appear on the left 4 times. Likewise for Battler on the right.
Ergo, Ikuko = Yasu. Such level of reasoning is possible for anonymous.
Juan Cook
It's pretty inaccurate not to mention the made up terms
>t. power level fag
Samuel Martin
What the fuck did I just stumble upon?
convergence-series.fandom.com
Joseph Reyes
Yeah, there's just way too many parallels between Ikuko and Yasu for it not to be the case. I feel like the whole point was to answer so many questions with the ending that you didn't feel like asking anymore, when the obvious question should be 'who the fuck is ikuko?' There's never any 3rd party figures that can back anything she says about her family or anything, so all that can be taken with a grain of salt. She probably doesn't actually have any family at all.
Really the only argument against it is that there seems to be a time gap where Ikuko is depicted as 'finding' battler, but that might be unreliable narration, or Ikuko and Toya coming up with a lie about their backstory together (Since having 2 other people that survived the rokkenjima accident popping up would cause them trouble if they were ever found out, having a plausible backstory would be important.)
Nolan Rodriguez
Could be forged or paid off with money
Michael Lewis
Your mom was forged. Have sex.
Brayden Rivera
I want to FUCK Lion.
Jacob Wilson
What is this? I assume this isn't porn because canon looking/drawn porn is my fetish.
Aaron Hernandez
yfw you hear this
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Accuracy 97.89%
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Jonathan Russell
Aaron Hughes
FUCK BEATO AND FUCK MAGIC
Charles Martinez
The argument against it is that Yasu not dying takes a lot away from Yasu's struggles.
Michael Gutierrez
BASED AND REDPILLED
Luke Reed
did Umineko no Naku Koro ni Murasaki: Forgery of the Purple Logic ever get translated?
Juan Bennett
Without love, it can't be liked.
Asher Mitchell
I ship Ange and Battler.
Alexander Martinez
You only need to know one thing to understand it.
Without likes, it cannot be seen.
Nathan Kelly
So about that kickstarter thing
Ayden Ramirez
I read up the immediate aftermath of the murders and realized I was still only on Episode 1 and just stopped because I realized how time consuming it would really be. Is it worth it to go back and continue reading. I don't mind long VNs but I wasn't really feeling it desu
Ryder Richardson
Read up to the end of Episode 2 then decide that. You haven't even scratched the surface of what makes Umineko special until at least the end of EP2.
Wyatt Murphy
coming soon
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
James Martinez
IIRC some of the key staff got cancer and they postponed it all indefinitely.
Kevin Moore
Ange ships Battler with other men
Jonathan Carter
Do we have any concrete date for WTC5 and Umineko Saku or is it still Summer 2019?
Caleb Jenkins
When did you start understanding stuff in Umineko? I solved the epitaph after the visit to the library in whatever episode that was in and got most of the key things solved around the end of 5 and beginning of 6. Took hours and hours of thinking while not playing though.
Kayden Perry
Let me try
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Brandon Bailey
At the end. People complained about the ending but the story was about letting go and finding closure in what already happened whether you found out the truth or not, because if you didn't do that you'll basically never be able to live your life.
Christopher Stewart
cancels out
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Julian Adams
proof for the ridiculous is unnecessary
likes aren't real
Jeremiah Campbell
Fair enough
Lucas Diaz
It's always Comiket, no? C96 will be held from August 9th till August 12th.
Jackson Hall
>I solved the epitaph
Is it even possible as EOP?
Levi Hill
>There are goats ITT who think black battler isn't a thing who not only won, but ran out with yasu, now known as ikuko/featherine, via growing up and finally accepting who she/he is.
>goats will continue too prattle on about muh car but yasu had an absolute asston of money too use at anytime they wish.
Camden Clark
It is, I've seen video footage of an LPer doing it.
Charles Kelly
I can't read moonrunes but I know enough about them that I could open jisho and solve it.
Eli Miller
I really only "got" what magic meant at the end of EP4 with Kinzo reveal. Anyway, I joined the discussion somewhere between English EP5 and EP6 releases. I honestly didn't really consider Shanon = Kanon until I've read about it here. I stood firmly against Shkanon until EP6 finally broke me.
>jap EP7 lands
>"It's about alternate timeline where the babby didn't die and everyone's peaceful, also Battler isn't on the island and we got new MC"
>"Lmao, nice fake spoilers"
>everyone's faces a few days later
Liam Reyes
>LPer
>get PMd the answers by your fans
>pretend that you solved it on your own
Ryan Rodriguez
What do you guys think about Ougon Musou Kyoku
m.youtube.com
Henry Rivera
So... the author with no memory of his former life.... and looks just like young .... oh holy shit O_O
Jose Bennett
Do you ever get tired of being cynical?
Cooper Russell
No, he legitimately fucked up. The problem was that he couldn't resolve it without the big reveal.
Caleb Thomas
yup, welcome to escaping GOATdom, your next step is realized yasu and battler were both in on it the whole time and ran off successfully. battler split from ange explicitly because of regret of being the direct result as too why she suffered massively, and they both literally got away with murder.
Jack Lewis
Bernkastel did nothing wrong
Benjamin King
I think I fucking suck at doing the special attacks.
Anthony Johnson
Yea, well ... you also can't prove the crushing loneliness deep inside you isn't real. youtube.com
Nicholas Barnes
Not with how in-depth then went. I would link a video but you would call me a cuck for linking an e-celeb and not watch it.
Henry Cooper
Well she's more a force of nature than a person so yeah you're right
Tyler Gomez
That goes against his character, also Eva wouldn't get tricked by Battler if he was lying either, seeing how cunning she could be, and how merciless she became after her family died.
Jaxson Evans
I know nothing about this game but these two should date
Connor Nguyen
He didn't fuck up since he knew the truth, he just wanted Beato to remember and do it herself instead of him.
Grayson Phillips
Like this to prove likes are, indeed, not real.
Jason Collins
He clearly got tricked by Erika, but like I mentioned, it was never a severe problem for him. The only reason he didn't just get someone to open the door was because he didn't want to reveal the truth.
Sebastian Baker
You're in luck
Matthew Davis
Would explain why everyone is so afraid if him in Golden Fantasia. He is truth the death itself which swallows up all
Asher Cruz
I'd sooner believe that magic is real than believe that Battler isn't a fucking retard, never mind capable of a keikaku like that.
Julian Wood
I point to part one where eva literally shotguns battler in the everything, in addition some of the things battler does makes absolutely no sense what so ever unless B. Battler exists.
Evan Martin
What happened already happened.
Ange had to deal with the truth one way or another. She had two choices, face the truth and live a more meaningful life for the people who would want her to be happy, or lie to herself and shrivel into a ball of pain and hatred and waste away.
We know how bad it is when she does the latter because for the most part of the story, she could not forgive the only surviving member of her family who did nothing but love her, love her so much she couldn't tell her anything.
If I was Bern and I knew that, you damn right I would have turned her into burgers
James Rodriguez
>think that 16 years in this shithole has completely desensitized me
>video makes me start tearing up
Kevin Gomez
I don't disagree with you but I'd like to point out that ironically in Magic ending Ange accepts the truth of her family but still chooses to live with hope and in Trick ending she becomes a delusional murderer looking for truth which doesn't even exist
Jaxson Diaz
user, "infinitely close" means "something like the truth, but not the truth in essence". It's platonic, even if the story Ikuko tells is true, checks all the boxes and all that, it is not the truth.
The truth is known by Eva and by Tohya. Nobody else knows.
Justin Lee
Yea and that's the point of the story more or less. Find your own closure, even if you don't get it from anywhere else.
Mason Hill
if we take the beliefs and thoughts of what happened directly into account, battler has some serious issues including brain damage, so he's unreliable, and eva died, and never actually refuted anything other then the media spinning things for her to be the murderer, so if the truth was in fact the truth, then someone had to know and tell, if it wasn't either of those 2 but ikuko knows for some friggan reason, by the laws of occam's razor, ikuko was there, and the only character ikuko could be in that scenario was yasu, so guess who ikuko is?
Henry Cox
Is George Chad?
Noah Williams
Bernkastel is simply a representation of the harsh lessons of life and experience, the best teacher.
Bad things can be hard to swallow, but will overall make you a better person if you are able to learn and live from them. A bit of tough love, a bit of discipline from your parents' belt. You hate this stuff, but you're glad they made you who you are, somewhere down the road.
Jose Bailey
Brody Phillips
He's an incel who took advantage of his cousin's pain to steal his tranny crush.
Jaxson Martinez
action scenes in any written form were a massive fucking mistake
Aiden Rogers
T. Battler
Brayden Evans
In broad sense Bernkastel represents anything which doesn't depend on human will or simply fate
Whereas Lambdadelta is HUMAN will to change fate
Levi Bell
>this motherfucker is also in WTC5
What's his endgame?
Alexander Sullivan
Patches of when they cry
Connor Kelly
World domination.
Levi Adams
Why do so many people seem to have such strong negative reactions to anything meta-fiction? Not just disliking it out of preference, but always deeming it as objectively bad.
Ryder Price
When author calls obviously calls you ADHD dingus that can't read then those people get upset.
Carter Perry
>yfw that entire EP2 ending sequence
Robert Nelson
One last thing too point out in the thread before it dies, in Golden Fantasia, it's explicit B. Battler is the murderer who kills literally everyone, and that does not make sense normally for the overall storyline, unless you take into account all of the things that fit into place during umineko if battler was actually a murderous asshat.
Adrian Walker
Why did Rudolf say he thought he was gonna get killed tonight
Lucas Watson
Luke Bell
He was going to tell Kyrie that Battler is her son
Jack Powell
I want to see a full sentence using red truth, blue truth, golden truth and purple statements at the same time in episode 9.
Bonus points if it's from black battler.
Nathaniel Walker
I honestly couldn't understand shit of what both him and Amakuza were trying to do. It's obvious they are not loyal to Ange, but their actual role and private calls were confusing
Cameron Ward
Bump