5 decides what i say to my crush

>"You are cordially invited to fuck my ass"

I want to burrow my face into your bare soles.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>I take a bath in mayonnaise every night

Rolled 6 (1d6)

u wan sum fuc

my dick is tiny

niggers tongue my anus

Ass we can

Will you fuck my best bull, Tyrone?

Your farts, my face, 20 minutes from now

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Be my waifu

Rolled 5 (1d6)

do you like anal?

To fit with your image and brand you a diaperfag forever.
>"Will you wear diapers with me?"

There's this cool new website you should check out, just go to www.nfl.com, and just check it out.

based

BASED

The winner

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>5
>5

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holy based

>double 5

>21:39:25
>Rolled 5

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HAVE SEX

is Yea Forums game related anymore?

Will MODs allow the Yea Forums shit on Yea Forums all april?

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*BURRRRPPPPPPP* M-MORTY! DID YOU KNOW THAT DESPITE MAKING UP 13% OF THE POPULATION BLACKS COMMIT 50% OF THE CRIME RATE?! OPEN YOUR EYES, MORTY!

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>"You are cordially invited to fuck my ass"
WHACKITY SHMACKITY DOO

Basederu and redapilled

OOF

uhhh i dont know if she'll like that

can i pronounce it strange so nobody knows what im saying?

like

do you like ahnull?

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>see's you
>Jaw drops to the floor
>Eyes pop out
>Sound effect of "AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!
>Places eyes and jaw back in place
>Regains composure

hello malady

For real though just tell her you like her and you want to date, everyone knows OP never delivers anyways.

if you wanna sound like a retard, sure

we have a winner!

I think it's actually less awkward than saying it the right way

OH NO N O NO NO

DO IT OP YOU FAGGOT AND POST RESULTS

I think you're retarded

Rolled 4 (1d6)

JUST DO IT FAG

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is that a good thing?

Either you're in or you're out faggot, if she likes you you can say pretty much anything