Pull my DMC Thread
BANG BANG BANG
I don't know why you guys are bitching about no co-op. BP is still fun.
Yeah, BP is fun as fuck. I think they'll release coop around E3 honestly.
game runs like absolute fucking shit post-patch what did they do to it
You guys think they'll try and bring back V? Not sure how they'd do it though.
PREPARE
TO
GET SPOOKED
Even with the shitstorm, DMC threads prevail.
Your Like! Give that to me.
anyone got any more of these dante boomer edits? Boomer memes are great when they aren't tied to wojak. Like this one I lifted from a drawthread last year.
Works on my machine ;)
If this post gets over 100 likes Dauntie will finally get a boyfriend!
This year had much less flooding potential than the last 3
Alas, his journey has come to an end. There will be no more. Cheer up, user, he still lives in Vergil!
WILL I EVER GET TO EAT LADY'S ASS?
Your fortune: Average Luck
But you already have one
im disappointed but not surprised with vergil not being out yet i hope we dont have to wait for special edition for him
It's still fun but god damn man, there is so much potential in Co-Op
Why the fuck would they introduce that bare-bones co-op in SP mode if they had zero intention of putting it in BP
Furthermore, why not have it ready for BP at launch, when you have the largest number of concurrent players?
Rolled 10 (1d100)
I literally only browse Yea Forums for DMC threads at this point
through non canon dlc
It'll come, user. Just believe.
>They release co-op BP
>amount of enemies is doubled
>6 (six) furies
Damn it's been awhile. We do it for Itsuno san!
does anyone have a non devil trigger screenshot of dante's butt?
for drawing reference
Testing it out for other games like Dragon's Dogma 2, not necessarily DMC. Just like V himself.
VERGIL BRING GOOD LUCK
Your fortune: Average Luck
I wish. But he will probably just be playable as a downloadable character in future games
>the amount is doubled if it's 2 people
>tripled if it's 3
it's 9 furies time
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>Not tripled if all 3 playable characters are being used.
I have a small confession to make about this thread
I've never played a DMC game. I just really like lurking the threads. But thanks to these threads I'm going to buy 3 and play it this weekend.
that's nice user, I hope you like it
be careful if you get the steam version, you'll need the style switcher mod to make it not run like ass and at a decent resolution. You can disable the style stwitcher itself
Are wa dare da dare da dare da
Are wa debiru Debiruman Debiruman
>Your fortune: Average Luck
F O O L I S H N E S S
Have fun
C-c'mon guys, there's no likes! Is Dauntie gonna be alone forever? She's too cute to be single! GIVE ME LIKES SO I CAN GET A BF DAMMIT
>Aww, you miss your mommy? Need a hug?
You're in for a steep learning curve and a good time, user.
IGNITE THE FLAME
Based user
[Spoiler]hope you enjoy it and now you can be officially one of us[/spoiler]
Cringe
Neck yourself
BORGILS
AWAKEN
YOU WILL NOT FORGET THIS FORTUNE'S POWER
Your fortune: Good Luck
Fortune lady will we get CO-OP BP eventually?
Your fortune: Average Luck
>Reach room with 9 Furies
>purposely disconnect
I'd do it every time.
ILL SHOW YOU FOOLISH, DANTE
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Dauntie is for Vergil
Don't feel ashamed when 'EASY MODE HAS BEEN UNLOCKED' Occurs
It's a hard fucking game. DMC5 is way easier
HOLY SHIT!!!!! M17 Urizen was so fucking tough on DMD but I did it
>The belt
Heh
but unironically
adorable
>not recognizing ironic redditposting on April Fool's
You should neck yourself but you're too fucking stupid to tie a noose.
NOW!
Thanks anons. I've always liked over the top crazy shit and DMC seems like the perfect game for me. Hell, over the top crazy shit is really the only fucking reason I watch anime.
And thanks for the likes too.
Good luck, I never played action games but 3 was my first and I had a lot of fun.
Just did it with Dante
I did use faust more than I should, but I still did pretty fucking well
>co-op BP
>Players can pick the same character
>Triple V having a little book club meeting while a bunch of cats are shitting on everything
Nah, Vergil is for Morrigan
Post more V trying to confide to his (not)mommy
ironic or not its still fucking cringe
Your fortune: Average Luck
Devil May Cry thread : Lightning Edition
>DMD Vergil with V
literally how am I even supposed to damage him when he moves that fast
Last twenty minutes
Lets bring good luck to this thread
Your fortune: Bad Luck
If tails, Vergil DLC
If heads, DLC VergilCoin Flip: Tails
GUYS I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY IT!
JACK fortune!!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY AS MY FORTUNE
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
show moar
we need a picture of Morrigan complaining to Dante for calling her baby boy deathweight while Nero is feeling embarrased
>One of the big ways to make fun of DmC back when the demo first came out was pointing out that you can effortlessly pull an enemy to the skybox with enemy step/grapple over and over while they sit there helpless
>When nero can do the exact same shit in DMC5 nobody mentions it
???
GOD DAMNIT NERO
FUCKING DEAD WEIGHT
You're being even more cringe, you autist.
Watch how it's done, fortunelets
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
NO GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Rolled 2 (1d6)
If 6 I'll say the J word
>Bad Luck
>the van
>has not said fuck before, but can if so desire
what does this fucking mean
I'm shaking
Rolled 85 (1d100)
DANTE!!!!!
This if you want your twink, you have to Pat for it
>MY SON IS NOT DEAD WEIGHT!
>C'MON SWEETIE, SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!
>mom please
>GET HIM! YOU'RE MY STRONG HANDSOME BOY!
>mom stop
>GO SWEETIE GO!
>...
Vergilbros, it's time to unite and hijack the thread and post fortune for our boy.
This is our last chance.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
It means it can say fuck if it reverts from being a demon arm
stop questioning it
Show me your score---------
Rolled 4 (1d6)
If 4, Itsuno shoots Tameme
anyone been having problems crashing lately? not sure if it has something to do with graphics or the .ini file but I tend to crash at floor 80-90 and its getting tiring having to keep climbing back up
Can't fucking wait for Vergil DLC, it's their last chance to polish this fuck fest of a story.
I want to know his side of things, I want some inner monologue, I want some info on Nero's mom, and I want more bants.
theres many like it, but this one is mine
🙁
why are you doing this to me
Nico put demon parts on the van to make it indestructable but do you see her driving?
Ironic doesn't stop it from being cringe
Btw no balls to kms lmao
haven't been posting much today, been busy trying to work towards happiness
i wanna know what compelled him to wear a corset
VERGILBROS THE DEMON PORTAL IS ABOUT TO CLOSE
SHOW ME YOUR FORTUNE!!!
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
The harder you rub vergil the more luck he brings. So start rubbing!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>VERGIL HUBBIE TELL YOUR BRUTE OF A BROTHER OUR BABY BOY IS STRONG
>he is strong Dante
>mom, dad please
>YOU ARE JUST JELOUS OF MY SWEET BABY BOY
You can attack from three directions at once and using your ranged attack doesn't hamper your ability to do anything else. Vergil (and every non-V boss) is a fucking pushover when fought by V (except King Cerb but only because he glitched out for me and went insane).
I guess you never rubbed him
Once it turns back into demon form
My first time, wish me luck
I got it from posting princesses.
I'm scared to buy DMC5. My computer is pretty past due for an upgrade. Does it run with the same black magic that 4 did?
ITSUNO NO HE'S NOT WORTH IT
We just don't know the van's exact powerlevel, no one has challenged it enough for it to forsake the oath.
YOU'RE NOT RUBBING ENOUGH--
STEP ASIDE AND LET ME SHOW YOU
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Gotta rub him harder
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Ah shit how do I do this
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Dante would look better if his stache hairs were thicker.
Dark Stranger get
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>Watch a dude play DMC5 on Twitch
>It’s his first real DMC and he’s into it
>Two faggots in chat talking shit about the game at every turn and try to tell the dude to play some other game instead
Don’t get why some people are so hellbent on not letting people enjoy what they want
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>what form of power etc etc
This so much.💯
Another small confession.
One of the reasons I made this thread was to get likes. I also just really like DMC memes. Thanks to you guys you put me over 300. Its not anything special, I just wanted to say thanks.
>Don’t get why some people are so hellbent on not letting people enjoy what they want
I agree, but also is that not the basis of Yea Forums?
all you fuckers saying the van is a demon...
but what if Nico made it a TRANSFORMER FOR DMC6
user you may have mundus aids
what did they wanted him to play?
Dammit
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
no
>yfw Dante sues Nero for taking DMC logo as his last desperate attempt to pay bills
Im rubbing!!!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Why are you acting like that hasn't happened in every single fucking thread?
>guys c'mon, please stop. Nico is filming this
>LET HER FILM IT! EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW GREAT YOU ARE, SWEETIE!
>[Dante laughing in the background]
>NICO ARE YOU STREAMING THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
>WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN!
>[meanwhile, Kyrie is watching from the garage and laughing]
And I'm about to give it to you if you don't shut up and start rubbing, boy.
What you lack....is fortune!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Will dummy thicc vergil have a DLC campaign?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>He gives Nero his logo just to sue him later
My computer is from 2012 and i can just manage to run it on the lowest settings
Rolled 41 (1d100)
100 get and coop BP gets announced tomorrow
>Clock hits 12
>April Fools is over
>"DMC5: Journey through Hell has been added to your downloads"
Be honest, would you be mad?
Sporadic reminder to report/ignore shitposting. Genuine concrit isn't shitposting so respond appropriately. Take it easy.
Why hasnt there been a Phoenix Wright vs Capcom game yet? Every case is a different series.
>What? Dude, you can't sue me for using it when you gave it to me.
>Damn. Okay look, Nero. I really need $500. The guy at the pizzeria is really friggin' pissed right now and I-
>Are you serious?
I have power
same except I'm a poorfag so I could only pirate the hd collection and they all ran like ass on my pos pc, except for DMC 1 which I beat
HA HA HA HA! YES I WILL!
Dante sure is lucky today
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>report/ignore shitposting
whole thread thrown into the
>Plot Twist: Vergil DLC is placed in ACE COMBAT
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
FUCK YOU
good fortune for aliens
Your fortune: Godly Luck
I’ve been off and on Yea Forums for years now, but I mostly run into some chill ass anons that like discussion, especially in these DMC threads, so i think Yea Forums’s not too bad. Could be worse. We could be reddit.
Sekiro. Ironically, they were complaining that DMC5 was too weeb.
If we're posting confessions, I've watched 3 people play through the entirety of the game from start to finish, so I know it like the back of my hand, but I haven't played the game myself yet. I make posts pretending like I have the game so I can talk to people about it, although I don't usually ask questions about games in general, whether I own them or not, as I like to figure things out on my own. I mostly ask them so I can talk to somebody about the game...and so I don't annoy too many people with my V posting. I do plan on getting the game but I don't have the money right now. I'll get it in about a week. I just want someone to talk to...
/blog
Your fortune: Godly Luck
please tell me you're not the vujo
>Vergil activates Judgment Cut
>Dante gets lucky
If I kill Dante then I get all the luck.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Here catch this
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>Your fortune: Bad Luck
FOOLISH VERGIL
I'll toss a confession too
I have played parts of the game myself with a friend, but I don't own the game myself and it wouldn't run on my shit computer anyway
I watch playthroughs aswell to ease the pain until I can get a proper computer
>POWER... MORE POWER....
>Hits the speed of sound
We see Vergil doing JCE outside DT, does that mean its a regular move that costs a couple of DT bars? Also no FE or B, so his moveset is going to be weird. Alsooo no regular DT, just SDT. I wonder how they're gonna make him playable.
I want Dante to lead us into a new era of Ayy collaboration
Your fortune: Average Luck
POST FORTUNE ITS ALMOST OVER
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Post yfw
I see your luck is running out!
If tails, cute Vergil
If heads, lewd Vergil
VERGIL WILL GET DLC
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Oh you're right that it's fun
But I wish I had BP anyways
Coin Flip: Heads
>what the fuck is this anime shit
>am I supposed to believe a freshly awakened devil stopped 2 sin DTs?
Not today
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
HEADS VERGIL DLC AND CO OP
TAILS BATTLE ROYALE ONLINECoin Flip: Tails
I'll pay you 150k orbs for
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Dante! I'm the one that's going to close the hell gate!Coin Flip: Tails
>questions anime shit
>proceeds to use knowledge of anime power level scaling to question said anime shit
Post last minute fortunes
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
youtube.com
ONE LAST FORTUNE
WILL WE GET VERGIL DLC?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Hey, my mom has the same drapes as his wings.⚽
Rolled 49 (1d100)
rolling for patty
Gib lieks quick before it vanishes!
If you live in the US, check your local Walmart and/or Best Buy. They often have gaming computer sales. My friend was able to get a 1,200 dollar one for 399. Apparently they sold so much they had to cut the sale short because they were losing more money than intended.
>tired
>in SDT
Yeah, no. If they had that much magic, they weren't tired.
>I'm a shark, suck my dick!
That was the hypest fucking shit I've seen in a video game in so long.
I don't care if the dialogue was cheesy as fuck, that reveal was utterly brilliant.
nice, lewd Vergil will be
will it be released this year?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Rolled 28 (1d100)
100 get and no one gets future DLCs
Just checking how much POWER I accumulated today.
I wasn't very motivated.
sniff
Rolled 89 (1d100)
Rollan for verg dlc
Make it an 50
disregardWill it be released this year?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
If this is the case, does Itsuno just hate Dante x Lady as a pairing?
>user is going to be murdered by Vergil for trying to cheat the fortune teller
Rolled 21 (1d100)
Rollan again
>Choked on the last urizen fight
Goddamnit
Everyone says the last one is the easiest urizen fight but it's always pure hell for me. At least with tentacle urizen you can get high enough to avoid all his stuff
Gimme the promised lewds🌈
Rolled 78 (1d100)
Patty!
pleb tier motivation
post v all you want. vergilfags and nerofags do the same. nobody really gives a shit here except for barry
Vergil will be able to switch between himself and V like pic related
>beard hair isn't colored the same
REEEEEE
Rolled 6 (1d6)
If 4 we get dlc next month
>not tired
>Vergil can get staggered by gunshots when DT'd
Yeah no, dude. Even if we wanted to play the DT=Stamina card Vergil 3 DTs for longer periods of time as the fight goes on and you're flat out murdering him
And even if we wanted to
>that doesn't count
Even that
They effortlessly bitchslap Nero while they decide to fuck off to hell
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Roll
Rolled 65 (1d100)
If even, Vergil will have Yamato stances instead of multiple devil arms just like DmC
don't open
all the points i racked up today bros
CAUSE WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN fortune tells if we get Vergil DLC
Your fortune: Good Luck
Yeah, kinda triggers my autism too so I don't use the skin despite loving it otherwise.
>Urizen finally eats the super mega fruit, the densest object in the DMC universe, a literal black hole of power
>fight is easier than Urizen Forma de Silla
What in the fuck
Open what user
It is more thematically fitting that Trish and Lady behave more like siblings to Dante rather than lovers.
The Dantebowl is a race being run by Lucia and Patty.
ITS TOO LATE
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH FORTUNNEEEEEEEE
He didn't digest it yet.
heads I do a BP run with Dante or Nero
tails I do a BP run with VCoin Flip: Tails
Nice hat, Nero, dressed up for the occasion I see
gib hat
The Donte meme makes me genuinely wish for a spinoff DMC that takes place in Mexico, full of mariachi music, mexican/aztec/mayan demons, suave dance moves, and a genuine Donte, moustache, sombrero, and all.
And every time he dodges, he poses and yells "Olé!" or something equally as cheesy
...
Gib that hat to me
EVERY FUCKING TIME
That's actually a great idea, unlike DmC
>1st stance standart Vergil shit since 3
>2nd stance he holds Yamato with both hands like in the bonus cutscene while fighting Dante
>3rd stance He uses both Yamato and summoned sword as a replacement for Force Edge
>4th stancehe uses Yamato as a sniper rifle
happy 2 day birthday V
Nero is SS tier by the end of the game though. Dante beat mundus and surpassed Sparda. Later, Vergil surpassed Dante as Urizen and was able to incapacitate him without taking a single hit. Once Nero got his devil breaker, he surpassed base DT Dante. So the order now is:
SDT Vergil > SDT Dante > DT Nero > Breaker Nero > DMC1-4 + pre SDT DMC5 Dante > Sparda > DMC3 Vergil = DMC3 Dante > Mundus (What a fucking jobber) > DMC4 Nero.
Your fortune: Outlook good
Why are they sweaty and shirtless
>Playable Vergil has 3 styles
>Dark Trickster (pure speed strikes, teleportations, Yamato doesn't do a lot of damage but its literally 2fast4u)
>Dark Slayer (slower and no teleportations, Yamato deals way more damage, it charges automatically, similar to tomboy, motivation bar fills up faster)
>Swordmaster (summoned sword arts, faster, stronger, autocharges, ultimate ability is a fuck ton of swords coming from all sides)
surprising how Urizen antes de la fruta is stronger
Vergil is the best! I love him!
This post is immune from all other coin flips and fortunes.
Your fortune: Average Luck
.
I'm sorry sweety. Here. Have another
Rolled 80 (1d100)
4 get
check 'em
no reason😃
how did
Need to see my POWER LEVEL
Just had a go at it for the first time as Nero, 59 stages C. And I thought I handled myself well, way to get discouraged. When actually I'm more motivated than ever now that I can train on more than one shitty enemy in the Void
Are you sure you want to know?
Thats a benis
They are having an intense demon hunting
>O MY DEVIL BRINGER
nice asspull, Negro
>Protected by the tree's super armor, treentacles and blood explosions
>Also using Yamato encased in crystalized blood to automatically defend himself while he is on tree life support
>Eat super duper fruit
>Shed tree armor, pocket Yamato, rendering him vulnerable and bare-handed
>foolishly attempt to fight with only his "own power"
Somebody impregnate this curazy woman already
partyhat in the options field you silly poet
They both have the flu. Like this post to sent them a get well soon card and chicken noodle soup with vital star broth.
hat
>implying she wouldn't NWF you or literally anybody else.
Ridiculous.
I died to vergil on the final floor
hold me bros
hatto?
How wrecked is my womb gonna be after Vergil impales me with his Devil Trigger?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Alright, 50/51 achievements obtained.
How do I get AllS without being autistic?
Save file?
hard to cuhrayzee while pregnant
h a t t o
Here
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
very
Dante/Dauntie is not a NWF kind of guy, he/she can't get laid on account of being too weird and childish to fuck.
his eyes freak me the fuck out
>can't use Cavalier R in BP
Literally why
Stay MOTIVATED user, you can do it.
SAVIOR
Your fortune: Average Luck
Because not everybody may have the deluxe edition or weapon DLC, so it won't work when Online Bloody Palace is added never ever
Played 5. Never played a DMC game before.
I don't think I've ever had the misfortune of touching such an insipid, boring, completely un-fun action game before. Especially Nero holy shit fuck Nero in his generic, limited moveset asshole. Best character by FAR to actually play as is V. Too bad he's not in all missions.
Game is just shit. V is literally the only redeeming quality about it, and he's a cringy quote spouting edgelord.
everyone is a birthday boy
They are 100% NFW. Dante knows people have cocklust and young Dante knows he can get a woman but he just flat out doesn't care. He'll NWF everybody forever.
Kek
Not enough bunga
I've been grinding all the boss levels to practice. I'm about to go kick his ass
How does it look?
>456955337
I love these kinds of posts. God bless user. Here's to you actually getting a bunch of yous
Flopkiro thread is that way
>likes V
Opinion discarded
Hi, barry. I know you're still seething about XV being a piece of unplayable trash, but you don't have to falseflag. Or post at all. It'd be better for everyone if you just stopped posting permanently.
MUH BUNGA💢
It's the "muh Vujo"fag aka Barry. He genuinely hates V and falseflags retarded shit like that so other people start hating V. He hates Vergil also and does the same shit.
V is fucking cute ok, leave the poor cripple alone.
It's just amusing at this point honestly.
I am not Barry, whoever that is. My name starts with an M. I also have not played XV.
>He DOESN'T like to sit back and watch the summons do all the heavy lifting while reading a good book
What a peasant.
I don't know what Flopkiro is.
>my name is not Barry
Yeah okay kid.
Again I am not Barry. I genuinely like V, if for no other reason than he's a tad (not much but a TAD) bit deeper generic mchero genericstain Nero.
Oh and Nero's arm is a gay, faggot, stupid mechanic and I fucking HATE it.
lopsided
Barry is too stupid to falseflag. I have to filter shittons of specific strings and most images to ignore shitposting that lasts 8 hours a day because V fanboys/girls are literally brain damaged.
I'd love to borgil, but I must sleep. Another time, hotshot.
Impressive falseflag, Barry. You're actually learning how to switch up your typing style.
Unfortunately for you, I can see through your bullshit.
Hi Barry.
Oh no he's hot
Your fortune: Outlook good
>being autistic enough to falseflag in order to "ruin the reps" of certain characters on the thread
what the fuuuck
>V
>deep
Just fuck off already please
I am not Barry, whoever he is. Also I'm not the second person you quoted.
I'm actually not memeing. I have no fucking clue who 'Barry' is.
You're honestly trying too hard, it's making it obvious you're the Vujo when you should've just said nothing attention whore
This
STOP REPLYING TO THE OBVIOUS FUCKING BAIT YOU RETARDS
>Vergil who is a massive autist managed to fuck
>meanwhile Dante is still a virgin
How did it end up like this bros
i still think we're going to get coop soon because
>cant use DLC weapons
>you can invite people to play DMC5 on Steam (though it does nothing)
the question is WHEN
>v does the same motion with his cane as vergil
>it also has the sun from the nelo angelo room
ME UNGA
MUST
REPLY
how much of a newfag do you have to be to not know of that autism? pure soul
>vujo
and there it is
its one of those things where if people respond to the bait while being aware that its bait, and they think they're one-upping the fucker
but really its just as bad as responding to it while unaware
BLESS ME WITH YOUR GIFT OF LIKES
Your fortune: Bad Luck
now that the dust has settled it's time to rate the worst fanbase of the franchise (from worst to tolerable):
1) Vfags
2) 4babs (DMC 4/4SE)
3) DmCucks (DmC)
4) nostalgiafags (DMC 3/3SE)
5) nuDMC (DMC 5)
6) Kamiyafags (DMC 1)
2 is irrelevant but Luciafags are ok on my list
Ooga booga
I'm pretty sure that's all just leftover code. If the April Fools joke was that Bloody Palace was by itself, they would have said something. If there was any other DLC plans they would have said something.
The only way you're getting co-op bloody palace is when somebody mods that shit into existence. So potentially never.
patty fags are pretty disgusting aswell
Flip that shit upside down and you'd be closer to the truth.
You seem rather upset. how about I show you the door?
They probably feel the need to point out its bait just in case people fall for it, to avoid characterfag wars. Theres no need for that since we all get along until the baitfaggot shows up
how is not being able to use DLC weapons left over code? also i dont think steam detects the games code being compatible with MP i think they have to enable invites but dont quote me on that
>trying to start shit between characterfags
please don't this its bringing me flashbacks of my time at /vg/
Why didn't you say anything about Dante?
>implying Vfags aren't the biggest shitposters in these threads
I'd put Kamiyafags a few levels higher though
Barry always shows up when it's night time here. Right on cue, here he is.
I can tell you with 100% certainty it's Barry aka XV-kun aka the most cancerous fucking nigger to ever disgrace Yea Forums and Yea Forums. Only retards would fall for his pot stirring.
Oh I already uninstalled. The game is just not fucking fun to play outside of one character, and the only reason he gets a pass is because he isn't extremely limited by the movement systems since he summons shit to attack for him. I don't know if this is a problem unique to 5 or pervades the franchise as a whole, but movement feels GOD AWFUL in this game, so I'm not playing it.
>vfags
>biggest shitposters
are you blind to Vergilfags? are you new?
Big brother Credo where are you? things are getting too scary here
Where do MVCfags go
git gud
They prolly banned dlc because sweet surrender would trivialize the whole thing
You'd think time limits would prevent Sweet Surrender turtling.
I have no strong opinions about him. I played enough of the game to play him, but I feel rather neutral regarding him. I do wish he had more shit for the B button in his different styles but that may have simply be because I did not reach the end of the game.
Nero can fuck right off. V was the only fun part of the game. Dante seems okay but is hampered by the movement system of the game (which isn't his fault).
I have no clue who Kamiya is so I'll take your word for it.
For the last fucking time, I am not whoever this Barry cunt is. Is it REALLY THAT HARD TO IMAGINE that someone just might have an opinion shared by another person?
but this doesnt explain cavaliere r, a weapon that has literally 1 extra move and some slight changes to speed and armor
unless it was an all or none situation, which wouldnt make much sense
Nope, they can just not drop it on the levels, you can't equip it anyway.
how the flying fuck are you supposed to beat THREE (3) fucking furies at once on BP
even spamming Ice Age I have 0 fucking time to attack back and actually deal damage
WE WERE ALL GETTING ALONG JUST FINE
THEN YOU HAD TO RESPOND TO OLE BAITIN' BARRY
Vergilfags fill up threads with their muh Vergil DLC posts, headcanons, and other Vergil discussions. V posters literally only post to either spread gay porn or to shitpost Vergilfags so I flip your question back at you, how fucking new are you?
>I have no clue who Kamiya is
He created DMC
It's not an issue of difficulty. I cleared what missions I did (I think I finished 11 or 12 of them) with mostly SS ranks. And no I didn't have auto mode on either.
oh, it's the tumblrfaggots that think that anyone that says a single bad thing about dmc is barry
Same person
I'm chilling with your grandpa. He wants you to say "fornicate thou" to your dad and uncle.
It really couldn't matter less what their name is, it's bait regardless
Like I said, never played DMC before and probably won't again. They need to make their movement a LOT more fluid in order for me to enjoy it. It irks me in particular to have to input movement directions for certain moves, why the fuck not just use multiple button presses instead of the stick? That way you can continue moving as you intended and not be forced to stand still because combo A does not like you to be holding a direction when you input the move.
Also I noticed that most moves that throw enemies up in the air either throw them away from you, or they stick you in place so you can't follow them, or they throw them too FAR up so you can't hit them when you do follow them. Nero, for all his faults, didn't have this issue, but I basically quit using Prop on Dante because of it.
I'LL PROTECT THIS THREAD
WATCH THIS--
When you go that hard it's pretty obviously not Barry they're dealing with but some retard scapegoat to distract people. Whatever, at least they're busy doing that instead of attention whoring. I like V and wouldn't care about most V posting but they could at least try to fucking blend in with the culture.
like if you aren't barry
No, I am not. See pic for proof.
Amazing I know, that more than one person on the internet uses capitalization and periods.
Ignore bait.
Post chicken
BARRY NO BAITING
Are you going to complain about no dodge button?
>beat chicken, get to stage 82
>get immediately BTFO by 3 riots
h-help
If DD2 has full co-op, a summoner class that plays like V, DDO's strong attacks, and is actually a finished game it'll be a 10/10 masterpiece. And with the Capcom redemption arc in full swing, I'm actually willing to get a little hopeful.
V’s form and voice took the look of an old human friend of Vergil that still lives - there he’s back
dmc5 should've just stolen dmc3's music desu
youtube.com
He's clearly a vulture of some sort.
Hahahaha this nigga can't do constant SSS nonononononononononononononon
May I suggest Zelda and Mario games?
Dont flock off featherface
>LA CRIATURA/LA GOBLINA
>E tier
why do you do this, she should be on SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS tier, because she controls and is more powerful than the van
Kill yourself tumblr.
Post nussy
>tumblrfaggot
how dare I get art from a place where art is commonly posted
>that says a single bad thing about dmc is barry
I don't know who the fuck barry is
barry is what I saw him being called, and also baitin' barry just rolled off the tongue nicely I'll have you know
Who's hand is that?
VERGILFAGS WHERE YOU AT
Zap 'em in the face with Cerberus lightning attacks for EZ stuns. Electric Revolver and Electric Revolution are great choices, but I also like following Ice Age up with Long Barrel.
lol git gud faggot
Is it over?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
No. When you actually get to move, I find that you move fast enough to get out of the way already, and if that's not an option you can parry or jump.
Besides, dodging already exists via table hop or V's dash thing, but I never really needed too.
>you can't ride Cav through the levels
This is the biggest sin of DMC5
>no powers cuz human
>no animals and no book
dumb vujo
BARRY NO BAI--ah shit I dont feel like censoring the rest of this gay shit
yeah, you only go to tumblr for images!
just go back please
take him good care of him for me, alright?💙
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
I don't pretend to be an expert (particularly since it's my first DMC game) but I would think SS is at least decent enough to prove that it wasn't a lack of skill that caused my dislike of the game.
Fag.
Sauce? I need more cute DT Neros.
Masturbating to the thought of Vergil being curious about anal sex, what else?
nico
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
is there any point to going back to using rebellion or sparda after getting devil sword
should i play DMC2?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
When will this april fools thing end?
ITS BBQ TIME
NOW I'M FEELING MASTURBATED
So we see demons don't have genitalia. How do they reproduce? How the fuck did Sparda knock up a human? Where's the dick?
>human form
How the fuck did a demon assume a human form?
Were demons originally human and something corrupted them, and only the strong ones can revert?
>DANTE YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY DID YOU WASTE SDT ON THE LAST STAGE
See
>thinks rank is the basis for stylishness
You're too new to be shitposting anyone else you faggot.
He didn't deserve such fate
Bless me with your gift of fortune one last time, papa Vergil
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Seek help you chimp
Ok B fag, learn to play the game
>When will this april fools thing end?
Not soon enough. I've been avoiding this place because of Yea Forums's need to indulge their true identity as Reddit for one day.
okay
I NEED YOUR HELP TO MASTURBATE ME
what else is there to go there for? I'll go where ever I damn well please.
keep crying
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
💚
Now I'm a little motivated!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
ugh, come on vergil
stop responding to retards or I'm turning this fucking van around
SHIT
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Please make them stop, I'll fucking say and do anything.
If good luck, everyone in this thread will be blessed with a power of Star People
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>or they stick you in place so you can't follow them
you do know that you can hold the attack button to go up alongside the standard (back and attack) launcher, right?
It honestly sounds like you just refused to acclimate yourself to the game and then pitched a fit about it. None of the shit you complain about is a problem to anyone by the time they finish normal mode dude.
Does anyone still have the comic of Nero stabbing himself with Red Queen?
You're one of those retards and constantly making posts responding to people indirectly is an eyesore.
I know this artist draws some strange Nero shit but it's worth sifting past it it for all the cute pics.
kek
end it for us
>Nero is 28 in 5
>18 in 4
>Dante is 40 in 4
>Dante was 19 in 3
>Vergil knocked up a human when he was 18
>Nero was supposed to be born during 3 but the math doesn't work
Bravo Itsuno
ykno its disappointing that theres no coop but god damn this BP is actually really fun
Then this game is just not for you. stop complain like a pussy
When I attack one fury the other two furries are behind me ready to fuck my ass
is this the artist with the oppai neros
So you can Round Trip while you Round Trip while you Round Trips
Scorelet coming through
>dead on floor 101
I am not okay.
Your fortune: Average Luck
>Nero is flying up and down spamming helm splitter, wasted his buster arm killing a single fury and is now proving useless
>V is being tosses around from Fury to Fury in a never ending combo, helpless
>Dante is just standing in the middle of the stage constantly within an Ice Age bubble and doing nothing but that
Where are the DMC2fags?
>oppai Neros
What? Like the rule 63 DT that keeps getting posted or something else?
Finishing an assignment, can't wait to play bloody palace for the rest of my life😂
Is that the artist who draws chibis getting fucked?
then parry them too
or just SDT and delete the entire stage
it's the .ini file, multiple people have been experiencing it today
I wish you luck in the next time with my fortune m8
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>tfw I've never really liked BP
It's fun enough but gets way too hard. The only time I committed was in 3 so I could unlock the super costumes, I don't have the same desire for a few taunts.
>getting hit by judgement cut end
lol
>tfw everything in gained in these threads
The pure power. The power of Sparda!
I need to actually try using SDT in the void, I keep just never using it
I think I never used it beyond the mandatory use all the way trough DMD
Yea Forums sings subhuman when
Not sure about that specifically but they did make this abomination.
I really really really like this image
WHAT YOU LACK
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Where's your motivation?
5 and you get your ass in back in there user
Just play till the point you can't proceed, and then you have unlocked the ability to fight the majority of the good bosses whenever you want.
Being able to fight the angelo boss whenever I want is great.
You can save your floor progress and practice individual stages
They have genitalia, just not in the human sense. Like Nero's devil pussy, they have sheathes and when aroused the prehensile inseminating tentacle comes forth.
>it's fucking beautiful
>his spectral arms literally rest on his shoulders like a cape, this nigga stylin like a kang
>baaaaadaaaaaaas
>he got his old power back fuck yes
>2 NOW!?!?!?
>we onimusha now
>can't get over that arm design, wings that are arms, that rest sit on shoulder like cape. this some japanese shit to the extreme and it's glorious
Rolled 77 (1d100)
1-49 = dead weight
50-100 = motivated
I'll give you fortune. This will determine how you do the second time.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>implying I got hit by judgement cut end
Nah man, he just doesn't have to warp into the Continue screen anymore so he got to do a free move afterwards, he just chose the most insulting one.
this thread is like the complete opposite of this one from earlier
Kek
That is a very good point. I died on Biker Angelo and fighting him, as well as other bosses, whenever I want sounds pretty good. Alright lads I have motivation again.
Rolled 55 (1d100)
Let\s see
*ahem*
BANG BANG BANG YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER
It's a shame you can't fight all the bosses at DMD. I'd love to be able to fight Goliath and Cav as anyone on DMD since I'm a consolefag.
I can see him being a playable character in future entries but not having any real story tied to it. like Trish in DMC2 and kinda like how Vergil in DMC3 and 4 plays through Dante's levels.
His summoner playstyle will be brought back through Patty.
Nero's DT claws on his shoulders look like Dante and Vergil claws holding hands🌈
wait if you stick your dick in Nero's dussy (devil pussy) and you touch tips with his sheathed dick (devil dick) does that make him a trap
>DMD
I'm not a fan of how much health they have at DMD. Specially the doggo. It's like a half an hour every time even if you go all out with a super costume.
It doesn't make him a trap, it just makes you gay
Now i want art of Nero's big slimy DT tentacle dick pumping his seed into Kyrie's fertile womb
I miss his Yamato stand, think he'll ever get something like that back?
SHOW ME YOUR POWER STANCE
ALL THESE THOTS RUNNING THROUGH MY THREAD
I'M ON FIRE, FACE BURNING RED
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER
BANG, BANG, BANG
YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER
if you don't take one of each arm and break all of them before the next rest area in bloody palace you don't know SHIT about video games
very nice
Then they need to give the back forward style air stinger to normal Cavaliere because that's the only reason I even use Cavaliere in general.
calling on devil pussy nero/thigh high sin DT vergil artist to draw this, please❤️
He doesn't look like a girl so you're still the triple gay
HEADSCoin Flip: Heads
the very simple answer is that vergil will use doppleganger with V mechanics
there's a very specific reason that they brought that back and it's not just a hamfisted DmC reference
Yeah that woulda been neat. Just had the last 10 floors just be a huge ass boss rush. Kind of wish we had a boss rush. Kind of hope mods can actually take us there. The future is pretty much definitively ended.
So my hope is either Itsuno can convince the Capbosses to let them work more on the game, else hope DD2 has co-op and if that fails too. Hope Bayo 3 has co-op again. Though I'd rather have it in any other game, I'll take what I can get and Bayo 2's co-op wasn't completely awful.
He can shape his prehensile hemipenes into a vagina-like opening to enhance pleasure.
but dussy (devil pussy)
King Cerberus is the only boss in the game that I feel like that's a real problem with, the rest are fine.
DMChads are comfy
if heads nero is deadweightCoin Flip: Tails
What about now?
has Pattyfag gotten a rival?
Just because you're super doesn't mean you know the correct way to approach him.
Have a wallpaper
Heads: you set that shit as your background
Tails: I stop procrastinating and work on my assignmentCoin Flip: Heads
Traps aren't pussyhavers, traps are males that are literally girls but with a dick. Nero is incredibly masculine and still has a dick.
i have an algorithms test tomorrow
WHAT IS MY LUCK GOING TO BE?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Doppelganger appeared in 3 first, you absolute newfag
king cerberus needs to have his health that big given that he constantly leaves himself completely exposed to attacks while he changes elements
if heads dante is deadweightCoin Flip: Tails
if the coin lands nero is deadweightCoin Flip: Heads
if you don't just take punchlines and play tony hawk pro-skater nonstop you don't know shit about vidya
on a unrelated note I DID IT
>extra hands, all the more to jerk off mobs with
Your fortune: Godly Luck
FUCK
>Fighting Goliath, Artemis and Malphas as Dante
Dante should've been the only playable character.
as a move that dante had, yes.
vergil using it was something DmC invented, just like how vergil in this game hovers in midair to throw judgments cuts and how he has a bunch of animations from that game in 4
I prefer this version's hood over his long hair in 5 even though i think the hair is cool, it's just hair, not really DT-y. Also his big shoulder crest things and the low wings.
I genuinely do think Nero is supposed to be implied to be half angel in 5 though. The fact that vergil is confused as to what kind of power Nero is using is one hint, as well as the fact that the design of his DT deviates from the others drastically as well as the mystery behind his mother's identity. I wonder why this isn't a more popular theory?
Thanks for the wallpaper user💛
I need a good pic of vergil to use as an icon, anons.
WHERE IS YOU MOTIVATION!
Fine, I'll give some luck to you:
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
if tails v is deadweight
clearly not
what's the best way to approach him?
I watched various youtube dudes s ranking him on DMD and they all take fucking forever too.
but he also has a pussy
That's so hot.
Rolled 5 (1d6)
5
Nero isn't 28. 5 isn't set a decade after 4. Dante is stated as being in his early to mid 30s in 4. Let's say 33-35. 5 is set maybe 5 years after. 40.
>I wonder why this isn't a more popular theory?
it would make nero an even bigger mary sue than he already is and completely shit on the one bit of decent story writing it has (that humans are on some level just as special as demons if not more so)
He's still a demon, Vergil is just confused because he didn't know where he got that power from. Nero got it from the strength of being Kyrie's guardian angel.
whoops
if tails v is deadweightCoin Flip: Tails
I'll try to negate your bad luck user! Have my fortune!
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
You're retarded, you dumb ass monkey. Reuben confirmed everything I said on a stream
HOW
THANK YOU BASED MOTIVATED BIRD
So here I am, doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a Devilman
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
that didn't answer my question, i want to sing subhuman with other autists
>Dante calls V deadweight in the novel
Traps aren't "literally girls but with a dick"; they're males who cross dress and can pass as female. You're right that Nero isn't a trap though.
injured vergil is very cute desu
Did you watch this one?
youtube.com
Me personally as Dante in his mission I just parry his literal please kill me attacks and royal release into all 3 heads at once, then fire double kali lasers into him, air cav combo b during lightning, and RG/RR ice cicles. Once I get Quad S I shit on it three times as hard because of the raw damage in that thing.
For V in BP I pumped Shadow full of nutrients because it raises his attack damage and used griffon to keep me safe. Nero is the easiest relatively because of the raw damage of 10x breakages.
I would participate
Nero is 25 in 5, according to the novel.
Well Dante knew. And like father, like son...
THREE WEEKS
THE GAME CRASHED ON STARTUP FOR THREE FUCKING WEEKS
AND I WAITED
I WAITED FOR THEM TO FUCKING PATCH IT
AND LO AND BEHOLD THE BP PATCH FUCKING FIXED IT, CAN YOU IMAGINE MY FUCKING ELATION
I WAS JUMPING FOR FUCKING JOY
BUT HAHAHA IT COULDN'T BE THAT EASY
>START NEW GAME
>MASSIVE FUCKING CUTSCENE STUTTERS
>HUGE AUDIO DESYNC
THE FIRST CUTSCENE'S A FUCKING SLIDESHOW AND THE AUDIO JUST KEEPS PLAYING
SETTINGS ARE AS LOW AS THEY FUCKING GO, IT'S NOT MY GRAPHICS CARD
FUCKING CAPCOM YOU PIECES OF SHIT FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME SO I CAN FUCKING PLAY IT
There's literally no "sheath", it's literally just where the two sides of the red parts in his design comes to an end. You're just a pervert sexualizing demon forms you sick fuck
the Bloody palace update is worthless and shit.
You can't even use DLC shit in it, no co-op, no vergil.
Mods and hacking have more potential than fucking Capcom updates have.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
if a 5, dante was the deadweight all along
According to Dante, he's not.
set it to DX11 you fucking autist
jesus fuck
I had crashes and unplayable gameplay and i ended up just switching to W10 finally so I could use dx12. That fixed it and I got to play and beat it which made me jump for joy. But now I'm using w10 so that's not too cool.
i hate that he no longer gets his heads chopped off like he did in DMC3
He is 1/4, the point in his design is to look less bug, more human.
Get good hardware you absolute seething poorfag. 0 crashes and 0 issues for me.
Dante can't count.
I miss this move, I'm bummed that 5 Vergil uses the 4SE aerial rave.
are you creating a cpu bottleneck? Turn those graphics up if you can, and I'm sure you've already fiddled around with vsync and fps caps right?
Sending luck your way user
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Nero isn't any more of a "mary sue" than fucking DANTE. I get that it's a little "special snowflake-y" but it's fine, it would explain why he is so powerful despite only being a quarter demon and open up a new and interesting aspect of the DMC mythos. I think all it would mean is that he's different, not better, than Dante/Vergil, which IMO is a good thing. I mean, he maintains his face and hair in DT, that's never been done in the series before. When you use Flap Top bird feathers fall from his spectral wings. I'm pretty sure he's half angel.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
LET THE REAL MEN WORK HERE DEADWEIGHT
5
>pic
That's so cute.
cute
Fuck off DmC fag, angels don't exist in MDC, both Kamiya and Itsuno confirmed it.
>I'm pretty sure he's half angel.
Except Itsuno openly said there are no angels in DMC universe, twice.
If you see a feathered creature, it's just another demon.
New thread when
So you do more damage if you hit all 3 heads with the same attack? Interesting, I didn't know that.
he's king cerberus, his neck is stronger than the average cerberus!
If you hit SSS against any boss with dante, isnt it GG? You can Quad S into Quad S infinitely.
Reuben has a lot of know and pull but he isn't on the writing staff. He's also gone on to say that Dante is in his early to mid 30s during 4 in previous interviews anyway. Relax for a moment and double-check your facts.
Father and son bonding!
But-but what if I like all Vergils?
>a new and interesting aspect of the DMC mythos
Not him but no. Angels and Demons are so fucking played out that it would be detremental to DMC which is one of the more unique takes on it all by having it as just Humans and Demons. Nero looks so vastly different because his devil percentage is lower than the twins, that's all. Now fuck off with this fucking fanfic bullshit.
This
And this.
Enough with the 'angels' thing, it doesn't exist. Things that look like angels are actually demons, take Mundus and the image of the savior for example.
The devs never promised co-op or Vergil in the update you mong, you gave yourself wild expectations and are now disappointed that they weren't fulfilled. You only have yourself to blame.
DOUBLE LUCK
YOU TWO ARE BASED
>itsuno liked this piece of fanart
what the fuck did he mean by this?
Kind of but you still have a tiny window to get hit between Quad S activations and have to dedicate a finger to charging your activation for button economy.
Fucking retard, my .ini was NEVER set to DX12. I go on Steam forums and they tell me "set it to DX11". Imagine my fucking disappointment when the game automatically fucking set it to DX11. I have never ONCE had it on DX12. Suck my dick you fucking retard.
ugh w10
i fucking hope that's not the fix
>lol its the hardware
No, REengine games are fucking notorious for having completely random, unpredictable problems. The game runs like absolute butter and then randomly hitches and fucks up forever. A normal game would hitch, fix itself, and then continue on like nothing happened. We're not talking "brief audio stutter". We're talking "permanent audio desync from a single dropped frame".
i'll try but I seriously doubt my problem is that the graphics are too low when the cutscene randomly hitches for 4 seconds at a time
I've messed around with vsync yeah. I'm pretty sure the "frame rate" setting actually does nothing. Setting it to variable or 60 doesn't change anything at all in the .ini.
I hate that his new theme is shit
Nigga, did you even play DMC4? still a demon.
Kek dude, i've been a massive fan of DMC ever since i was a child. It was how i could tell i needed glasses since it looked so much better sitting close to the TV screen. I would hardly attribute angels as a concept to DmC
I saw something about that in the last thread, guess i'll have to skim yesterday's stream. I'm not insisting this is the case or anything i just think it's a possibility. I would actually prefer they don't bring angels into DMC, but if they did i'm sure they'd do it well.
>datamine info that you weren't supposed to see
>be mad that it didn't release
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
If somebody posts something related to DMC at Itsuno, he will without fail either like it or retweet it. We've known about this for quite some time.
iirc the user who did Yea Forums sings devil trigger has lost his father and isn't coming back, apparently
Nero has cute eyelashes