Will I get a girlfriend this year?

will the girl with the phat ass at work sit on my face this year

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Will OP stop sucking cock this year?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

LOUIS WHEEEEEEERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS

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Will OP get his ass destroyed this year?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Should I masturbate tonight?

Your fortune: Good Luck

will everything be okay?

Is crypto going to sky rocket?

Nice

I have no idea what this means.

Will I get a girlfriend who won't cheat on me soon?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

if heads op is a fagCoin Flip: Tails

My turn.Will i get a qt latin gf this year?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Will the contribution I make to that project be any good?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Am I an incel?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

BLACKED

Aww I wanted to hook up with a white or asian chick, don't really care for tans either.

Will I make a friend this year?

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give me the gf mystic glowing text

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Will I get a good video game this year?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Will everyone in this thread give me a pity like?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I just want a ginger girl with nice pale, perky breasts with pink tiddies to suck on

Your fortune: Bad Luck

What are the odds I'll become a nigger?

if heads user gets a friend with benefitsCoin Flip: Tails

Will I get a girlfriend this year?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

oh neat my headphones are coming in

IZZAT SANS UNDERTALE

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Will I go to heaven when I die?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

will i get raped by niggers tomorrow

Your fortune: Good Luck

Will I fuck a fat girl this year?

Your fortune: Good Luck

will i make it

Got em

>I have no idea what this means.
newfag

Will this get a like?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

will op find happiness and fulfillment this year

>Good Luck
Does good luck means fucking a fat chick or not fucking a fat chick?

Your fortune: Good Luck

I want bj

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I don't know what that means, will I not go to hell when I die?

Your fortune: Good Luck

still don't know how to do anything lol AAAAAAA

Is OP's Mom gay?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

fuck lemme try again
will op find happiness and fulfillment this year

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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phew

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

13% of the population, yet 50% of all crime?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Now this is redpilled

Around Jews...

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

lol

Will I get a japanese emoticon as my fortune?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

will there be any cool games coming to the xbonex

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Rolled 15 (1d100)

Will OP get a girlfriend this year, and then I steal his girlfriend from him because I'm so much better at making love and have such a bigger cock?

Will I get Bartz AASB?

I just got back from work, I'm half asleep, and used the wrong perk. Let's try this for real.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

NIGGERSSS

Will I get a black gf?

Your fortune: Outlook good

how can i get my fortune?💢

Rip scoretlet.

Will everyone have a fun, satisfying year that sets them up for a good future?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Does everyone here have an adequate penis for sex?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

nice

Your fortune: Good Luck

nigger

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Will any of my favorite fap friends be on discord tonight?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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kek, serves you right