REAL LIVES 2007 THREAD MOTHER FUCKERS

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
A educational game/program that simulates living life, as simple as that, and YOU ANONS will be making the decisions for who we play as!

So far, we've been playing as a girl called Noor from Sudan, both of our parents died of parasites when we were young, and we got the same parasite that started quickly draining our health. After graduated school, she worked her ass off so she could move to a country with health care so she wouldn't die. Once we got enough money, we illegally emigrated to Afghanistan where we got a better job as a salesperson and found a husband and had a fuck ton of kids. Our parasite also got removed and her health went all the way back up. After that we illegally emigrated to Poland for a better life, but after a few years we got RAPED and impregnated, we named the rape baby girl "Bogdana", and that's where we left off.

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FIRST FOR THE COMING OF BOG

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

B O G G E D

Do we let her marry?

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too stupid

>marrying a soldier
say yes to teach her a lesson

yes

He's a good polish boy but he's to fucking stupid

This

No, he is haram

On one hand he's poor as shit, dumb as bricks, and not very handsome, but on the other he's strong, healthy, and a soldier.

He is strong.

GET HER OFF OUR FUCKING PAYROLL

Alright, but he's no longer a soldier now.

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so hes a neet now?

All must be given to ensure the Bog can fulfill her destiny

And they're married. Also we got a 5% raise.

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Increase lifestyle so baby Bog doesn’t die

Oh shit we're fucking dying

Can we move to germany yet?

>Boleslawa
Ah, polish names. Also both the oldest Asa and Mohammad got jobs, so they aren't draining money from us anymore.

Looks like we're fine for money now, should we stop working overtime/quit and focus on leisure?

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Stop us from dying

Overtime is killing us.

Quit the job, time to live the welfare queen life

>Have to stop following this story of a lifetime to go to wagie job
Please keep the thread alive boys, and make sure to screencap or archive. The Book of Noor must not be lost, it is an important religious text in the Gospel of Bog.

>Thaddeus
>17 Intelligence
Fuck no, get her out of there.

Now that we're jobless, what 3 leisure activities do we pick?

Godspeed user, if this girl could make it in life we all can.

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can't wait for halo 3

Activism, Religious Activities, Socializing

Good God that last thread obliterated my sides.
Been years since I last followed a Real Lives thread. Takes me back to the summer after high school staying up til dawn playing this and MapCrunch threads.

Socializing activism and volunteering

Physical Training and Religious Activities.

Our daughter moves out and gives us a grandchild.

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2nding

Invest everything in high risk investments.

Sports, physical training and outdoor activities.
Time to get a better health and a better life.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I starts playing

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This
Our health is almost as bad as when we had fucking worms

>escape from shitholes to glorious Europe
>get raped for the first time
That's some fucked up shit right there

Oh fuck our health just keeps getting worse, what the fuck? I can't change my leisure activities now.

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>illegally move to another country
>get raped
>your family ends up being really successful and marrying europeans and getting good jobs and is now fighting in a euro military
Wait I thought refugees were bad

Whites are the real rapists

Another grandchild.

Well we did also steal something once back in afganistan and got imprisoned for 3 years.

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We gon die

>ALCOHOL
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

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Buy healthpack

dammit, this looks cool but like 'flash game cool', not '20 burgerbucks' cool, you know?

>eldest son is a smoker
Absolutely Haram

pirate it moron

And he moves out and gets engaged.

You actually can't get this version legally anymore, they only sell the shittier newer versions. Just pirate the 2007 version, that's the one I'm using.

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Just pirate it bro, tons of copies online

lol, thought it was in-browser, alright I'll do that later

Our younger Asa gets expelled and then asks us if she can marry this man, do we let her?

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>appearance 36
Ouch

fortune

36/100 eww

Damn, our kids only go for poor people, don't they?

He’s a ugly bugger, veto

>intelligence: 70
yes

Pretty sure it's still up on piratebay and stuff right now. It has very basic encryption, just begs you to register but you can ignore it

>intelligence 70
Absolutely.
Gtfo

>actually has money
He may look fucking terrible but hey, whatever floats her boat.

I SAID NO BUT THEY MARRIED ANYWAY
BY ALLAH, SMITE THESE HEATHENS

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He makes good money I suppose, though they should stop going for uggos

Goddamn our entire family is just pumping out kids.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU ALLOW IT WE NEEDED THE FUCKING MONEEY
AAHAHHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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We have plenty of money,

I invested some of our money into land and stocks, and it seems our health is slowly recovering.

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>13 appearance
he's one ugly motherfucker

Now if only we could be happy

ANOTHER GRANDCHILD

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>Bogdana 100 HP

>Asa (Deceased)

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>youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I stops playing
Also he got married.

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That was Asa #2.

that was in the Afghan arc

We've singlehandedly saved Poland's population

Failed Version, so we made more

See, this is why Poland needs refugees

EVEN FUCKING MORE GRANDCHILDREN

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time for GOITER

Our rape child started school.

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a'ight that had me for a sec

>marika
>murika
NEXT STOP THE LAND OF FREEDOM BOIS

WE'RE GONNA RETIRE IN FLORIDA

>17

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>youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I starts playing again

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fuck meant to reply to forgive me anons

>those health
Only Bogdana is strong and healthy with her rich polish bloos

ABSOLUTELY HALAL

Also our health has taken a sudden dip.

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FUCK, see if we can move to Germany and get their healthcare

Time to get better healthcare🐱

>Muhammed's boyfriend
>boyfriend
>BOYFRIEND
WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF HARAM THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

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Retire in Florida.
Cash in on Medicare

Kick NEET daughter and faggot son out of house

Muhammad is probably a like slut

the jews are to blame

OH FUCK OUR NON-FAGGOT SON GOT A HEART ATTACK

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YES
DO IT
Muhammad is a shame
And asma is useless

Oh shit. Well, he's alive at least.

I think you're dying cause you're fat, if that's what athletics mean

ALLAH IS PUNISHING US FOR OUR DECADENCE🏴

What
But he's only early mid 30's.
How the fuck
Heartattacks don't happen till your fucking 45+

Alright our faggot son moved out, and now we have more free time, we can do up to 4 leisure activities. Which ones? I think the athletic based ones will help our health.

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I think the main reason her athletics is that low is that she's almost 60, with a long history of disease and infection.🦉

It is the will of Allah

Physical training, we must prepare

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Outdoor, physical training, religious activity, and activism.

Outdoor Activities

Sports, PT, outdoors, and pray to allah

Why are we working again

Easiest way to change leisure

3 more resistance until Bogdana is ubermensch

Alright, ignore the salesperson/quit job thing, I had to take a job then quit it to change my leisure activities for some reason.

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Also fucking kick ASS-MA out

Kick that whore to the curb

GODDAMMIT STOP SUCKING DICKS DURING CLASS

Also Asa doesn't have depression anymore.

I would if I could, I don't think I can.

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Come to Brazil😂

If she isn't gonna leave then she needs to get a job or some shit

Muhammad has been on academic probation since he started college. I think he may be retarded

I know how to make her move out

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OH NO, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

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Our Bogdana is better.💯

What iz the problem here?

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>architecture
I bet the faggot's going to make buildings that look like dicks.

N-nnothing, Mr. Bog.

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Ours is half nig
hers is only quarter
Do the math and you'll know which is better

jesus christ I laughed for a minute straight

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Finally getting that health back

>100 100
it's time!

Bogdana is learning.

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I swear to Allah if asma is still here at 30...

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Asma finally finds a man, do we let her have him?

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Can you check Asma's stats? Is she a 10/100 or what?

Anything to make her leave

Yes. now, get out.

kick her out

Wheres all the info on the bottom right
Did we ever get clean water

Yes, get her out

I love these sort of threads, funnily enough as Yea Forums turns even more towards becoming reddit I find the one good thread about videogames.

Hopefully now she leaves.

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GODDAMMIT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE NOT FILL UP MY HOUSE WITH MORE KIDS

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Just read the thread. This shit is wild.

Ungrateful slut! Give her a taste of our shoe

FINALLY

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B O G G E D

GOODBYE FREELOADING BITCH

SHE'S GETTING SMARTER

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>100/100
CAN ANYONE EVEN HOPE TO STOP THE BOG?

Damn our faggot son really likes buildings.

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NO ONE CAN STOP THE BOG

FUCK HE GOT THE DIABETUS

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Let the cuck die, we have everything we need

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Goddamn we're going to have a huge family tree.

Remember when we were a family of 3 and both of our parents died? We've come a long way.

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Oh. F.

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>woman with poor health
>has more resistance than husband
>husband gets Diabeetus

My sides are gone.

you should spend more, you have tons of money, try to use it all before you die so your kids dont get any.

F

He stopped pumping kids after you got raped and turned to sweets to calm his rage..

We are leaving it all to Bog

And another grandchild.

Oh don't worry, once Bogdana leaves we're going to move somewhere and retire.

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boy we have gone a long way (also trying out new perks im really close to unclocking dino and skeleton)⚾

I seriously hope hiroshimoot bans anyone with over 1k likes at the end of this.

Even more grandchildren!

But user that means people like me will get banned.

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i only have like a 100 you unlock these things easily

Nothing will probably happen, just like last year.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

What is resistance supposed to mean?

Bogdana gets resistance to smoking

GODDAMMIT MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED HAVING GAY SEX ALL OF THE TIME YOU WOULDN'T BREAK YOUR KNEES

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And another fucking grandchild, by allah.

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holy fuck cant your children stop?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>bonjour
>bogdana's ready to leave?
>crash it all.

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Is Bogdana a NEET?

Not to terrify you but anyone can have a heart attack. It’s a blood clot in a specific part of the body. Stroke can be a blood clot in an artery. DVT deep vein thrombosis is a clot in the the femoral artery. Stretch your legs every now and then and get some exercise, user.

SHE JUST WON'T STOP, HOLY FUCK GIRL

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It's time

You should be glad one of your sons is a homo considering all these damn grandkids

MAYBE IF YOU GAVE YOUR LIVES TO ALLAH YOU WOULDN'T BE A ALCOHOLIC

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It’s for you sir

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well that's one way to deal with the pain

>plucky illegal Sudafghan refugee singlehandedly turns the tide on Polish birthrates
Well then

Bogdana realized she's an inverse rape baby and spent her days shitposting on Yea Forums.

>straight halal daughters pump out grandkids
>faggot grandson AND his boyfriend fall to alcoholism
This is precious

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Alright, it looks like Bogdana has become a smoking NEET, should we emigrate and retire somewhere like florida?

B-bonjour?

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Fulfill our German dream now that we can finally afford it

Retire in Sudan.

yeah

yes go to florida

>Jamaica iz nize this time of year, wouldn’t you agree?

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Move to win those last few years back from the void.

Move to Australia and dienas you were born, with a bug inside of you.

Move to Florida

Rolled 45 (1d100)

Alright, 1-25 for Germany, 26-50 for Sudan, 51-75 for Florida, and 76-100 for Jamaica

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Retire in Florida.
Making it to maerica if you are born in niggerland is the objective

Returning to our roots, I see.

TIME TO GO BACK TO OUR HOMELAND, BUT THIS TIME FUCKING LOADED!

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AND WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE

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youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

ohno, heads means you will do good, tails means everything will fuck upCoin Flip: Heads

>only child we brought was our rape baby
This is pottery in some way, not sure how exactly

AND BACK TO THE CITY WE USED TO LIVE NEAR

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millionaire

And now we die

Now to live the high life, with any luck the useless NEET will be inspired to make something of herself

OH FUCK, WE WERE STILL DOING POLITICAL ACTIVISM
WHAT DO WE DO?

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Shoot them

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SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT

DON'T CONFESS
OUR CONSCIENCE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT

Fuck off, we've actually made something of ourselves, they'll be writing books of our story, and execution will only multiply if

Don't confess.

Kill those niggers🦖

>Give us names

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I TOLD YOU WE HAD TO GO TO FLORIDA, UGH IDKJ WHATEVER DEOSNT KILL US

WE DIDN'T CONFESS BUT THEY RELEASED US, THANKFULLY

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Gutless cowards that lot

Find asylum in Sweden⚾

I remember why we left this shithole now

WE'RE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE

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>income runs out in 6 years

FUCK NO, WE DIE A HERO

3 radios, wow

WE'RE STILL GETTING GRANDCHILDREN

I HOPE SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING COUNT BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY WE HAVE BY THE END OF THIS

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T H R E E R A D I O S

>Fahad
>our kids moved with us to sudan

>Mohammed has malaria
Did that dumbfuck follow us down to Sudan?

6? maybe

>*ring ring*

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there has to be more than that

Your fortune: Bad Luck

It's cool, we'll be dead by then

FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK

walk it off

B O G G E D

Press F to pay respects.

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>7
>12

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F

NO
F💔

F

F

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we better get buried with our radios

NEW LIFE

How exactly is our smoker neet daughter going to afford returning to Poland and mooching off her siblings?

Do another

new life, this time start in russia

💔

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Alright, should we custom create a character, or randomly generate one again?

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random

Start in Russia.

Random, we aren't pussies

thank god, now I can finally start compiling all the screencaps I made. It's been a wild ride gentlemen, I'm honored to have posted with you.

Random, maybe we'll naturally get a first worlder for once

russia

The rides' not over

random

Start in Albania as Skanderbeg
or in Chile as Pinochet

F

r a n d o m

no, I'm only capping Noor's life, sorry.

Oh hey, we didn't get a shithole for once!

Good luck user, make sure to count all of the grandchildren we had so you can have a grandchild total on it.

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Goal: move to Japan and get a waifu and make anime!

And already, we're having to become poorfags.

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>mother was a drug addict with OCD
That's a bad sign right there, explains why we're ugly too

>USA
>Not a shithole
k

Looks like CPS is gonna come soon

>That one dead Asa being on the household the entire time

Hold the fuck up. Does this mean Noor still had the mummified remains of her 1 year-old daughter for over 40 years?

>Minnesota
oh boy⚾

ofc mom is a druggie
Who is ready for dead parents 2: electric Boogaloo

>expenses > income
oh this gonna be good

Oh hey, our mother doesn't have OCD anymore and got a job as a special ed teacher.

At least we're a boy this time, there's a lot more interesting things we can do like getting drafted or working in government.

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And we have a new sister!

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future pornstar name

I hope she isn't chatty.

And our mother isn't a druggie anymore!

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>she named her kid after her drug
wew

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

And now we learn.

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We have to become smart to escape this hellhole.

>clinical depression
is our dad going to an hero?

Alright, choose 5 leisure activities that we can do.

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Art, Music, Fashion

study

religious activities

Socializing, Sports, Physical Training, Outdoor. Get him out of the house.

art, music, study

Reading, PT, sports, outdoors, socializing
So that we don't get bullshit diseases

Ah, 2007 statistics.

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What do?

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No

Tell him to fuck off.

say no dont lie to your friends, thats how you lose them

Lie.
Need all the friends you can get

>Oh hey, we didn't get a shithole for once!

Your in St. Paul mang.

What now?

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No lies.

>Tina Burns

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Don't lie

no lies, gotta be an honest man

Truth Run

let's not be two-faced and a hipocrite

Really makes ya think

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Yeah maybe making some art about it will change everything.

I haven't had peace from the "muh refugees" shtick since middle school, fuck.

Do we smoke?

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Honest Run, no smoking

nope

No.

no, thats haram also it will fuck you up if you start early

FUCK YEAH LIVING THE GOOD LIFE

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FUCK

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at least the dad doesnt have depression anymore

quiter

Do we?

Keep in mind, as a male we have more options like being able to get into government. I think there's some special options if you make it into a government job.

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no

Nah, try being some artist fruitcake. Submit to your strongest stat.

No, then

No.
Be legendary artist

We're going to be artists.

Hot or not?

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No, too retarded

Not.

fuck no

>stupid and ugly and not artistic
Hard pass.

How about this thot?

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she fat bro

No.

sure

no, shes even uglier than the one from before also possibly depressive

no thanks

Our brother got married

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Sure just so we don't end up being a virgin at 20 years old.

>smart but ugly
No

>75 strength
Bro has good taste.

Should we go to college and see if we can get a degree so we can get a job with influence (like politics?)

If we don't we'll be stuck doing shitty boring jobs.

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>/fit/
yes

go go go

He married up

go get that degree

As long as you get your degree in Pottery

Do it!

Yes, College, no smoking, no drugs

>Arts degree

Alright, choose our five leisure activities. It's a good idea to have at least one athletic activity so we keep our health up.

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May as well

Try college and get a part time job

socializing

Art, PT, Music, study, socializing.

physical training, art, socializing, outdoor and studying

clothing

Hop onto /pol/ to complain about minorities, political activism

What will be our field of study?

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Engineering

economics?

You're looking at it buddy.

Art.

art

go for art

ART

Art

Time to become an artist!

Do we study harder?

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Yes

nah m8 you don't study harder to become an artist. Fuck school

sure why not

FUCK WE'RE RETARDED

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yes, as long as you accept the illicit drugs you're offered.

DO WE DRINK?

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Set up a patreon.

40's and menthols all day erryday

No, we're straight edge

Yes, all artists are lush

alcohol is haram

No.

HOT OR NOT?

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>artistic: 34
>appearance: 24
not

Fuck no. She's got trash stats across the board.

Disregard

>it aint me starts playing

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Ignore

VIETNAM WAR 2: VIETNAM HARDER

A fukcinf retard and ugly?

Once again, do we smoke?

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Happy we didn't take the military option yet.

no

yes smoking is aesthetically pleasing

No.

No

Y/N?

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All successful artists smoke. Prove me wrong.

N

seems decent

Do we study even more?

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Yes

Yes.

Yes

Y. It brings us one step closer to depression and this our true calling as an artist.

And we've become Mike from Redlettermedia

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Where do you download Real Lives 2007? I loved this shit but all the ones I last looked for were virusy as fuck

hell yeah

Do we become a druggie like our mother?

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yes

no, mom gave them up for a reason

Yes

HOT
OR
NOT?

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No

>idiot
no

dumb af

NAY

Our net worth just keeps going down.

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It's our fucking neet brother.

Once again, do we smoke?

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>that conscience
time for a life of crime

No.

no🐷

No
We are not going to be come our shitty brother

yes

Jesus christ we're really going to die a virgin.

no

yes

>you idiots turned down a cute dumb musclegirl

Do we go clean?

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Do it.

yes

Yes

COMPELTELY clean?

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nah

Yes.

if we can

Yes

Never half ass it.

Do not touch that bottle.

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Alright, we try but we're too weak willed to give it up.

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wha the fuck

Hot or not?

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>dumb and ugly
it feels like at this rate he will become a wizard

too poor

No

Do we become a thief?

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Don't go for it, we have so much to lose.

dont do it

We're going lawfag this time. But do we help this poorfag?

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10 bucks is nothing, sure.

No, he's part of this "one percent" I've been hearing so much about.

Absolutely

🍮

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We graduated but we can't get into graduate school, fuck.

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How much will it cost to move to glorious nippon and become an anime artist?

How about this thot?

Don't know, can't check that until we move out.

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let's just go for it

No.

Yes

Yes

I think this gonna be as good as it gets

NO LONGER HORNY AND LONEY!

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FUCK

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Hey, at least they lasted 3 years. He's not a virgin anymore. R-right?

>26 health at age 27
this isnt looking good

TUMBLING DOWN

It says we're a student but I don't know if that's true, let me check the school options.

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Oh fuck, we're gonna die.

>27
>not in graduate school
How are we still students?

Oof. He will be dead before 35.

We can't get into graduate school or vocational school, shall we start drawing our anime tiddies and hope we can make enough money to move to Japan?

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Do it.

yup

Alright, lets make some money.

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Do we?

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Yes.

At least he wasn't a drunk.

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>health 16
fuck dude this aint gonna end well
abandon everything and make a rape baby before death

Yes we need all the good karma we can get

Do we become self-sufficient?

We really need to get off alcohol and drugs.

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No shit why was he allowed to do drugs?

Yes.

no get better health first

We're living on our own now.

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How much to move to japan, now?

Agree with this user, dude's gonna be dead by 35 unless he gets off the drugs and alcohol.

>we took both cars

he's dying

WE CAN GO TO JAPAN

DO WE TRY TO GET THERE ILLEGALLY?

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Just save up a bit, you make so much compared to what you're spending. Invest that money for like 10 years.

Might as well try since we're probably gonna die soon anyway.

Better try to get there before we die.

Holy fuck I remember this

Alright, lets try and get there legally.

And we've given up drugs, we can't use them in glorious nippon because they're illegal there.

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What shall we do?

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Expose it.

support government and enlist

secrets are meant to be found

WE'RE READY TO EMIGRATE LEGALLY!

WHERE SHALL WE LIVE?

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yokohama was nice when I went in 2015

Any place in KANTOOOOO

anywhere in KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yokohama...home.....

KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>we converted to shinto
maximum weeb achieved

FUCKING YAKUZA

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Find waifu.

>yokohama
Based.

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We’re going to need a new thread

Do we go for this girl?

Alright, I'll make one after this choice.

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cute fit girl waifu
take her
take her now

Yes.

yes, she's good enough

>she isn't a japanese high schooler

Why did we even illegally immigrate to japan in the first place?

Yes and move to a bettler place.spend more money

So ronely ;-;

Alright I'll make a new thread right now

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You're too poor.

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