REAL LIVES THREAD CONTINUED PREVIOUS: >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? A educational game/program that simulates living life, as simple as that, and YOU ANONS will be making the decisions for who we play as!
So far, we've been playing as a girl called Noor from Sudan, both of our parents died of parasites when we were young, and we got the same parasite that started quickly draining our health. After graduated school, she worked her ass off so she could move to a country with health care so she wouldn't die. Once we got enough money, we illegally emigrated to Afghanistan where we got a better job as a salesperson and found a husband and had a fuck ton of kids. Our parasite also got removed and her health went all the way back up. After that we illegally emigrated to Poland for a better life, but after a few years we got RAPED and impregnated, we named the rape baby girl "Bogdana", and that's where we left off.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:28
FIRST FOR THE COMING OF BOG
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
April 2, 2019 - 01:29
Do we let her marry?
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April 2, 2019 - 01:30
>marrying a soldier say yes to teach her a lesson
April 2, 2019 - 01:32
He's a good polish boy but he's to fucking stupid
April 2, 2019 - 01:32
On one hand he's poor as shit, dumb as bricks, and not very handsome, but on the other he's strong, healthy, and a soldier.
April 2, 2019 - 01:32
GET HER OFF OUR FUCKING PAYROLL
April 2, 2019 - 01:32
Alright, but he's no longer a soldier now.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:33
All must be given to ensure the Bog can fulfill her destiny
April 2, 2019 - 01:34
And they're married. Also we got a 5% raise.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:35
Increase lifestyle so baby Bog doesn’t die
April 2, 2019 - 01:35
Oh shit we're fucking dying
April 2, 2019 - 01:35
Can we move to germany yet?
April 2, 2019 - 01:36
>Boleslawa Ah, polish names. Also both the oldest Asa and Mohammad got jobs, so they aren't draining money from us anymore.
Looks like we're fine for money now, should we stop working overtime/quit and focus on leisure?
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April 2, 2019 - 01:37
Quit the job, time to live the welfare queen life
April 2, 2019 - 01:38
>Have to stop following this story of a lifetime to go to wagie job Please keep the thread alive boys, and make sure to screencap or archive. The Book of Noor must not be lost, it is an important religious text in the Gospel of Bog.
April 2, 2019 - 01:38
>Thaddeus >17 Intelligence Fuck no, get her out of there.
April 2, 2019 - 01:40
Now that we're jobless, what 3 leisure activities do we pick?
Godspeed user, if this girl could make it in life we all can.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:40
Activism, Religious Activities, Socializing
April 2, 2019 - 01:41
Good God that last thread obliterated my sides. Been years since I last followed a Real Lives thread. Takes me back to the summer after high school staying up til dawn playing this and MapCrunch threads.
April 2, 2019 - 01:42
Socializing activism and volunteering
April 2, 2019 - 01:42
Physical Training and Religious Activities.
April 2, 2019 - 01:43
Our daughter moves out and gives us a grandchild.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:44
Invest everything in high risk investments.
April 2, 2019 - 01:45
Sports, physical training and outdoor activities. Time to get a better health and a better life.
April 2, 2019 - 01:45
>youtube.com /watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I starts playing
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April 2, 2019 - 01:45
This Our health is almost as bad as when we had fucking worms
April 2, 2019 - 01:46
>escape from shitholes to glorious Europe >get raped for the first time That's some fucked up shit right there
April 2, 2019 - 01:48
Oh fuck our health just keeps getting worse, what the fuck? I can't change my leisure activities now.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:48
>illegally move to another country >get raped >your family ends up being really successful and marrying europeans and getting good jobs and is now fighting in a euro military Wait I thought refugees were bad
April 2, 2019 - 01:49
Whites are the real rapists
April 2, 2019 - 01:50
Another grandchild.
Well we did also steal something once back in afganistan and got imprisoned for 3 years.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:50
>ALCOHOL ABSOLUTELY HARAM
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April 2, 2019 - 01:51
dammit, this looks cool but like 'flash game cool', not '20 burgerbucks' cool, you know?
April 2, 2019 - 01:51
>eldest son is a smoker Absolutely Haram
April 2, 2019 - 01:52
And he moves out and gets engaged.
You actually can't get this version legally anymore, they only sell the shittier newer versions. Just pirate the 2007 version, that's the one I'm using.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:52
Just pirate it bro, tons of copies online
April 2, 2019 - 01:53
lol, thought it was in-browser, alright I'll do that later
April 2, 2019 - 01:53
Our younger Asa gets expelled and then asks us if she can marry this man, do we let her?
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April 2, 2019 - 01:53
Damn, our kids only go for poor people, don't they?
April 2, 2019 - 01:54
Pretty sure it's still up on piratebay and stuff right now. It has very basic encryption, just begs you to register but you can ignore it
April 2, 2019 - 01:55
>intelligence 70 Absolutely. Gtfo
April 2, 2019 - 01:55
>actually has money He may look fucking terrible but hey, whatever floats her boat.
April 2, 2019 - 01:55
I SAID NO BUT THEY MARRIED ANYWAY BY ALLAH, SMITE THESE HEATHENS
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April 2, 2019 - 01:56
He makes good money I suppose, though they should stop going for uggos
April 2, 2019 - 01:56
Goddamn our entire family is just pumping out kids.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:57
WHY DIDN'T YOU ALLOW IT WE NEEDED THE FUCKING MONEEY AAHAHHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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April 2, 2019 - 01:58
I invested some of our money into land and stocks, and it seems our health is slowly recovering.
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April 2, 2019 - 01:59
>13 appearance he's one ugly motherfucker
April 2, 2019 - 02:00
Now if only we could be happy
April 2, 2019 - 02:00
ANOTHER GRANDCHILD
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April 2, 2019 - 02:00
>Asa (Deceased)
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April 2, 2019 - 02:01
>youtube.com /watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I stops playing Also he got married.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:01
that was in the Afghan arc
April 2, 2019 - 02:02
We've singlehandedly saved Poland's population
April 2, 2019 - 02:02
Failed Version, so we made more
April 2, 2019 - 02:02
See, this is why Poland needs refugees
April 2, 2019 - 02:03
EVEN FUCKING MORE GRANDCHILDREN
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April 2, 2019 - 02:03
Our rape child started school.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:04
a'ight that had me for a sec
April 2, 2019 - 02:05
>marika >murika NEXT STOP THE LAND OF FREEDOM BOIS
April 2, 2019 - 02:05
WE'RE GONNA RETIRE IN FLORIDA
April 2, 2019 - 02:06
>17
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April 2, 2019 - 02:06
>youtube.com /watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I starts playing again
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April 2, 2019 - 02:06
fuck meant to reply to forgive me anons
April 2, 2019 - 02:08
>those health Only Bogdana is strong and healthy with her rich polish bloos
April 2, 2019 - 02:08
ABSOLUTELY HALAL
Also our health has taken a sudden dip.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:09
FUCK, see if we can move to Germany and get their healthcare
April 2, 2019 - 02:10
Time to get better healthcare🐱
April 2, 2019 - 02:10
>Muhammed's boyfriend >boyfriend >BOYFRIEND WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF HARAM THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
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April 2, 2019 - 02:11
Retire in Florida. Cash in on Medicare
April 2, 2019 - 02:11
Kick NEET daughter and faggot son out of house
April 2, 2019 - 02:12
Muhammad is probably a like slut
April 2, 2019 - 02:12
OH FUCK OUR NON-FAGGOT SON GOT A HEART ATTACK
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April 2, 2019 - 02:13
YES DO IT Muhammad is a shame And asma is useless
April 2, 2019 - 02:14
Oh shit. Well, he's alive at least.
April 2, 2019 - 02:14
I think you're dying cause you're fat, if that's what athletics mean
April 2, 2019 - 02:15
ALLAH IS PUNISHING US FOR OUR DECADENCE🏴
April 2, 2019 - 02:15
What But he's only early mid 30's. How the fuck Heartattacks don't happen till your fucking 45+
April 2, 2019 - 02:16
Alright our faggot son moved out, and now we have more free time, we can do up to 4 leisure activities. Which ones? I think the athletic based ones will help our health.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:16
I think the main reason her athletics is that low is that she's almost 60, with a long history of disease and infection.🦉
April 2, 2019 - 02:16
Physical training, we must prepare
April 2, 2019 - 02:17
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April 2, 2019 - 02:17
Outdoor, physical training, religious activity, and activism.
April 2, 2019 - 02:17
Sports, PT, outdoors, and pray to allah
April 2, 2019 - 02:18
Easiest way to change leisure
April 2, 2019 - 02:18
3 more resistance until Bogdana is ubermensch
April 2, 2019 - 02:19
Alright, ignore the salesperson/quit job thing, I had to take a job then quit it to change my leisure activities for some reason.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:19
Also fucking kick ASS-MA out
April 2, 2019 - 02:19
Kick that whore to the curb
April 2, 2019 - 02:20
GODDAMMIT STOP SUCKING DICKS DURING CLASS
Also Asa doesn't have depression anymore.
I would if I could, I don't think I can.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:20
If she isn't gonna leave then she needs to get a job or some shit
April 2, 2019 - 02:22
Muhammad has been on academic probation since he started college. I think he may be retarded
April 2, 2019 - 02:23
I know how to make her move out
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April 2, 2019 - 02:23
OH NO, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
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April 2, 2019 - 02:23
What iz the problem here?
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April 2, 2019 - 02:24
>architecture I bet the faggot's going to make buildings that look like dicks.
N-nnothing, Mr. Bog.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:25
Ours is half nig hers is only quarter Do the math and you'll know which is better
April 2, 2019 - 02:26
jesus christ I laughed for a minute straight
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April 2, 2019 - 02:26
Finally getting that health back
April 2, 2019 - 02:26
Bogdana is learning.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:27
I swear to Allah if asma is still here at 30...
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April 2, 2019 - 02:27
Asma finally finds a man, do we let her have him?
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April 2, 2019 - 02:28
Can you check Asma's stats? Is she a 10/100 or what?
April 2, 2019 - 02:29
Anything to make her leave
April 2, 2019 - 02:29
Wheres all the info on the bottom right Did we ever get clean water
April 2, 2019 - 02:31
I love these sort of threads, funnily enough as Yea Forums turns even more towards becoming reddit I find the one good thread about videogames.
April 2, 2019 - 02:31
Hopefully now she leaves.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:32
GODDAMMIT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE NOT FILL UP MY HOUSE WITH MORE KIDS
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April 2, 2019 - 02:33
Just read the thread. This shit is wild.
April 2, 2019 - 02:33
Ungrateful slut! Give her a taste of our shoe
April 2, 2019 - 02:34
FINALLY
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April 2, 2019 - 02:34
GOODBYE FREELOADING BITCH
April 2, 2019 - 02:35
SHE'S GETTING SMARTER
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April 2, 2019 - 02:35
>100/100 CAN ANYONE EVEN HOPE TO STOP THE BOG?
April 2, 2019 - 02:36
Damn our faggot son really likes buildings.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:36
FUCK HE GOT THE DIABETUS
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April 2, 2019 - 02:37
Let the cuck die, we have everything we need
Your fortune: Godly Luck
April 2, 2019 - 02:38
Goddamn we're going to have a huge family tree.
Remember when we were a family of 3 and both of our parents died? We've come a long way.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:39
Oh. F.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:40
>woman with poor health >has more resistance than husband >husband gets Diabeetus
My sides are gone.
April 2, 2019 - 02:40
you should spend more, you have tons of money, try to use it all before you die so your kids dont get any.
April 2, 2019 - 02:40
He stopped pumping kids after you got raped and turned to sweets to calm his rage..
April 2, 2019 - 02:41
We are leaving it all to Bog
April 2, 2019 - 02:41
And another grandchild.
Oh don't worry, once Bogdana leaves we're going to move somewhere and retire.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:42
boy we have gone a long way (also trying out new perks im really close to unclocking dino and skeleton)⚾
April 2, 2019 - 02:42
I seriously hope hiroshimoot bans anyone with over 1k likes at the end of this.
April 2, 2019 - 02:43
Even more grandchildren!
But user that means people like me will get banned.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:44
i only have like a 100 you unlock these things easily
April 2, 2019 - 02:44
Nothing will probably happen, just like last year.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
April 2, 2019 - 02:44
What is resistance supposed to mean?
April 2, 2019 - 02:45
Bogdana gets resistance to smoking
April 2, 2019 - 02:45
GODDAMMIT MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED HAVING GAY SEX ALL OF THE TIME YOU WOULDN'T BREAK YOUR KNEES
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April 2, 2019 - 02:46
And another fucking grandchild, by allah.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:47
holy fuck cant your children stop?
Your fortune: Average Luck
April 2, 2019 - 02:48
>bonjour >bogdana's ready to leave? >crash it all.
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April 2, 2019 - 02:48
Not to terrify you but anyone can have a heart attack. It’s a blood clot in a specific part of the body. Stroke can be a blood clot in an artery. DVT deep vein thrombosis is a clot in the the femoral artery. Stretch your legs every now and then and get some exercise, user.
April 2, 2019 - 02:49
SHE JUST WON'T STOP, HOLY FUCK GIRL
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April 2, 2019 - 02:50
You should be glad one of your sons is a homo considering all these damn grandkids
April 2, 2019 - 02:51
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE YOUR LIVES TO ALLAH YOU WOULDN'T BE A ALCOHOLIC
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April 2, 2019 - 02:51
It’s for you sir
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April 2, 2019 - 02:51
well that's one way to deal with the pain
April 2, 2019 - 02:51
>plucky illegal Sudafghan refugee singlehandedly turns the tide on Polish birthrates Well then
April 2, 2019 - 02:52
Bogdana realized she's an inverse rape baby and spent her days shitposting on Yea Forums.
April 2, 2019 - 02:52
>straight halal daughters pump out grandkids >faggot grandson AND his boyfriend fall to alcoholism This is precious
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April 2, 2019 - 02:53
Alright, it looks like Bogdana has become a smoking NEET, should we emigrate and retire somewhere like florida?
B-bonjour?
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April 2, 2019 - 02:54
Fulfill our German dream now that we can finally afford it
April 2, 2019 - 02:54
>Jamaica iz nize this time of year, wouldn’t you agree?
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April 2, 2019 - 02:55
Move to win those last few years back from the void.
April 2, 2019 - 02:55
Move to Australia and dienas you were born, with a bug inside of you.
April 2, 2019 - 02:57
Rolled 45 (1d100)
Alright, 1-25 for Germany, 26-50 for Sudan, 51-75 for Florida, and 76-100 for Jamaica
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April 2, 2019 - 02:59
Retire in Florida. Making it to maerica if you are born in niggerland is the objective
April 2, 2019 - 02:59
Returning to our roots, I see.
April 2, 2019 - 03:00
TIME TO GO BACK TO OUR HOMELAND, BUT THIS TIME FUCKING LOADED!
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April 2, 2019 - 03:00
AND WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE
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April 2, 2019 - 03:00
ohno, heads means you will do good, tails means everything will fuck upCoin Flip: Heads
April 2, 2019 - 03:02
>only child we brought was our rape baby This is pottery in some way, not sure how exactly
April 2, 2019 - 03:03
AND BACK TO THE CITY WE USED TO LIVE NEAR
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April 2, 2019 - 03:03
Now to live the high life, with any luck the useless NEET will be inspired to make something of herself
April 2, 2019 - 03:05
OH FUCK, WE WERE STILL DOING POLITICAL ACTIVISM WHAT DO WE DO?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:06
Shoot them
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April 2, 2019 - 03:07
SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT
April 2, 2019 - 03:07
DON'T CONFESS OUR CONSCIENCE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT
April 2, 2019 - 03:07
Fuck off, we've actually made something of ourselves, they'll be writing books of our story, and execution will only multiply if
April 2, 2019 - 03:08
>Give us names
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April 2, 2019 - 03:09
I TOLD YOU WE HAD TO GO TO FLORIDA, UGH IDKJ WHATEVER DEOSNT KILL US
April 2, 2019 - 03:09
WE DIDN'T CONFESS BUT THEY RELEASED US, THANKFULLY
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April 2, 2019 - 03:09
I remember why we left this shithole now
April 2, 2019 - 03:11
WE'RE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE
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April 2, 2019 - 03:11
>income runs out in 6 years
April 2, 2019 - 03:12
WE'RE STILL GETTING GRANDCHILDREN
I HOPE SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING COUNT BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY WE HAVE BY THE END OF THIS
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April 2, 2019 - 03:13
>Fahad >our kids moved with us to sudan
April 2, 2019 - 03:14
>Mohammed has malaria Did that dumbfuck follow us down to Sudan?
April 2, 2019 - 03:14
>*ring ring*
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April 2, 2019 - 03:14
there has to be more than that
Your fortune: Bad Luck
April 2, 2019 - 03:15
It's cool, we'll be dead by then
April 2, 2019 - 03:15
Press F to pay respects.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:18
>7 >12
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April 2, 2019 - 03:19
we better get buried with our radios
April 2, 2019 - 03:19
How exactly is our smoker neet daughter going to afford returning to Poland and mooching off her siblings?
April 2, 2019 - 03:20
new life, this time start in russia
April 2, 2019 - 03:21
Alright, should we custom create a character, or randomly generate one again?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:21
Random, we aren't pussies
April 2, 2019 - 03:22
thank god, now I can finally start compiling all the screencaps I made. It's been a wild ride gentlemen, I'm honored to have posted with you.
April 2, 2019 - 03:23
Random, maybe we'll naturally get a first worlder for once
April 2, 2019 - 03:24
Start in Albania as Skanderbeg or in Chile as Pinochet
April 2, 2019 - 03:25
no, I'm only capping Noor's life, sorry.
April 2, 2019 - 03:26
Oh hey, we didn't get a shithole for once!
Good luck user, make sure to count all of the grandchildren we had so you can have a grandchild total on it.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:26
Goal: move to Japan and get a waifu and make anime!
April 2, 2019 - 03:27
And already, we're having to become poorfags.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:27
>mother was a drug addict with OCD That's a bad sign right there, explains why we're ugly too
April 2, 2019 - 03:27
Looks like CPS is gonna come soon
April 2, 2019 - 03:28
>That one dead Asa being on the household the entire time
Hold the fuck up. Does this mean Noor still had the mummified remains of her 1 year-old daughter for over 40 years?
April 2, 2019 - 03:28
ofc mom is a druggie Who is ready for dead parents 2: electric Boogaloo
April 2, 2019 - 03:28
>expenses > income oh this gonna be good
April 2, 2019 - 03:28
Oh hey, our mother doesn't have OCD anymore and got a job as a special ed teacher.
At least we're a boy this time, there's a lot more interesting things we can do like getting drafted or working in government.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:30
And we have a new sister!
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April 2, 2019 - 03:31
And our mother isn't a druggie anymore!
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April 2, 2019 - 03:32
>she named her kid after her drug wew
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
April 2, 2019 - 03:32
And now we learn.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:33
We have to become smart to escape this hellhole.
April 2, 2019 - 03:34
>clinical depression is our dad going to an hero?
April 2, 2019 - 03:34
Alright, choose 5 leisure activities that we can do.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:34
Socializing, Sports, Physical Training, Outdoor. Get him out of the house.
April 2, 2019 - 03:36
Reading, PT, sports, outdoors, socializing So that we don't get bullshit diseases
April 2, 2019 - 03:37
Ah, 2007 statistics.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:37
What do?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:38
say no dont lie to your friends, thats how you lose them
April 2, 2019 - 03:40
Lie. Need all the friends you can get
April 2, 2019 - 03:40
>Oh hey, we didn't get a shithole for once!
Your in St. Paul mang.
April 2, 2019 - 03:40
What now?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:41
>Tina Burns
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April 2, 2019 - 03:42
no lies, gotta be an honest man
April 2, 2019 - 03:42
let's not be two-faced and a hipocrite
April 2, 2019 - 03:43
Really makes ya think
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April 2, 2019 - 03:43
Yeah maybe making some art about it will change everything.
April 2, 2019 - 03:45
I haven't had peace from the "muh refugees" shtick since middle school, fuck.
April 2, 2019 - 03:45
Do we smoke?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:45
no, thats haram also it will fuck you up if you start early
April 2, 2019 - 03:46
FUCK YEAH LIVING THE GOOD LIFE
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April 2, 2019 - 03:47
FUCK
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April 2, 2019 - 03:48
at least the dad doesnt have depression anymore
April 2, 2019 - 03:49
Do we?
Keep in mind, as a male we have more options like being able to get into government. I think there's some special options if you make it into a government job.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:50
Nah, try being some artist fruitcake. Submit to your strongest stat.
April 2, 2019 - 03:51
We're going to be artists.
April 2, 2019 - 03:52
Hot or not?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:52
>stupid and ugly and not artistic Hard pass.
April 2, 2019 - 03:54
How about this thot?
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April 2, 2019 - 03:54
no, shes even uglier than the one from before also possibly depressive
April 2, 2019 - 03:56
Our brother got married
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April 2, 2019 - 03:56
Sure just so we don't end up being a virgin at 20 years old.
April 2, 2019 - 03:57
>75 strength Bro has good taste.
April 2, 2019 - 03:58
Should we go to college and see if we can get a degree so we can get a job with influence (like politics?)
If we don't we'll be stuck doing shitty boring jobs.
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April 2, 2019 - 03:58
As long as you get your degree in Pottery
April 2, 2019 - 04:00
Yes, College, no smoking, no drugs
April 2, 2019 - 04:00
Alright, choose our five leisure activities. It's a good idea to have at least one athletic activity so we keep our health up.
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April 2, 2019 - 04:00
Try college and get a part time job
April 2, 2019 - 04:00
Art, PT, Music, study, socializing.
April 2, 2019 - 04:01
physical training, art, socializing, outdoor and studying
April 2, 2019 - 04:02
Hop onto /pol/ to complain about minorities, political activism
April 2, 2019 - 04:02
What will be our field of study?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:04
You're looking at it buddy.
April 2, 2019 - 04:05
Time to become an artist!
Do we study harder?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:08
nah m8 you don't study harder to become an artist. Fuck school
April 2, 2019 - 04:09
FUCK WE'RE RETARDED
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April 2, 2019 - 04:09
yes, as long as you accept the illicit drugs you're offered.
April 2, 2019 - 04:10
DO WE DRINK?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:11
40's and menthols all day erryday
April 2, 2019 - 04:12
Yes, all artists are lush
April 2, 2019 - 04:13
HOT OR NOT?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:14
>artistic: 34 >appearance: 24 not
April 2, 2019 - 04:15
Fuck no. She's got trash stats across the board.
April 2, 2019 - 04:15
>it aint me starts playing
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April 2, 2019 - 04:16
VIETNAM WAR 2: VIETNAM HARDER
April 2, 2019 - 04:17
A fukcinf retard and ugly?
April 2, 2019 - 04:18
Once again, do we smoke?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:18
Happy we didn't take the military option yet.
April 2, 2019 - 04:18
yes smoking is aesthetically pleasing
April 2, 2019 - 04:19
Y/N?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:20
All successful artists smoke. Prove me wrong.
April 2, 2019 - 04:20
Do we study even more?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:22
Y. It brings us one step closer to depression and this our true calling as an artist.
April 2, 2019 - 04:23
And we've become Mike from Redlettermedia
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April 2, 2019 - 04:24
Where do you download Real Lives 2007? I loved this shit but all the ones I last looked for were virusy as fuck
April 2, 2019 - 04:24
Do we become a druggie like our mother?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:26
no, mom gave them up for a reason
April 2, 2019 - 04:27
HOT OR NOT?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:28
Our net worth just keeps going down.
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April 2, 2019 - 04:32
It's our fucking neet brother.
April 2, 2019 - 04:33
Once again, do we smoke?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:33
>that conscience time for a life of crime
April 2, 2019 - 04:33
No We are not going to be come our shitty brother
April 2, 2019 - 04:34
Jesus christ we're really going to die a virgin.
April 2, 2019 - 04:34
>you idiots turned down a cute dumb musclegirl
April 2, 2019 - 04:35
Do we go clean?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:35
COMPELTELY clean?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:36
Do not touch that bottle.
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April 2, 2019 - 04:39
Alright, we try but we're too weak willed to give it up.
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April 2, 2019 - 04:39
Hot or not?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:42
>dumb and ugly it feels like at this rate he will become a wizard
April 2, 2019 - 04:42
Do we become a thief?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:44
Don't go for it, we have so much to lose.
April 2, 2019 - 04:45
We're going lawfag this time. But do we help this poorfag?
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April 2, 2019 - 04:46
10 bucks is nothing, sure.
April 2, 2019 - 04:47
No, he's part of this "one percent" I've been hearing so much about.
April 2, 2019 - 04:48
🍮
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April 2, 2019 - 04:49
We graduated but we can't get into graduate school, fuck.
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April 2, 2019 - 04:50
How much will it cost to move to glorious nippon and become an anime artist?
April 2, 2019 - 04:51
How about this thot?
Don't know, can't check that until we move out.
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April 2, 2019 - 04:53
I think this gonna be as good as it gets
April 2, 2019 - 04:56
NO LONGER HORNY AND LONEY!
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April 2, 2019 - 04:58
FUCK
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April 2, 2019 - 05:00
Hey, at least they lasted 3 years. He's not a virgin anymore. R-right?
April 2, 2019 - 05:01
>26 health at age 27 this isnt looking good
April 2, 2019 - 05:01
TUMBLING DOWN
It says we're a student but I don't know if that's true, let me check the school options.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:02
Oh fuck, we're gonna die.
April 2, 2019 - 05:02
>27 >not in graduate school How are we still students?
April 2, 2019 - 05:02
Oof. He will be dead before 35.
April 2, 2019 - 05:02
We can't get into graduate school or vocational school, shall we start drawing our anime tiddies and hope we can make enough money to move to Japan?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:04
Alright, lets make some money.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:07
Do we?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:10
At least he wasn't a drunk.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:12
>health 16 fuck dude this aint gonna end well abandon everything and make a rape baby before death
April 2, 2019 - 05:14
Yes we need all the good karma we can get
April 2, 2019 - 05:14
Do we become self-sufficient?
We really need to get off alcohol and drugs.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
No shit why was he allowed to do drugs?
April 2, 2019 - 05:15
no get better health first
April 2, 2019 - 05:16
We're living on our own now.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
How much to move to japan, now?
April 2, 2019 - 05:18
Agree with this user, dude's gonna be dead by 35 unless he gets off the drugs and alcohol.
April 2, 2019 - 05:19
WE CAN GO TO JAPAN
DO WE TRY TO GET THERE ILLEGALLY?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:20
Just save up a bit, you make so much compared to what you're spending. Invest that money for like 10 years.
April 2, 2019 - 05:22
Might as well try since we're probably gonna die soon anyway.
April 2, 2019 - 05:22
Better try to get there before we die.
April 2, 2019 - 05:23
Holy fuck I remember this
April 2, 2019 - 05:24
Alright, lets try and get there legally.
And we've given up drugs, we can't use them in glorious nippon because they're illegal there.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:25
What shall we do?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:26
support government and enlist
April 2, 2019 - 05:28
secrets are meant to be found
April 2, 2019 - 05:29
WE'RE READY TO EMIGRATE LEGALLY!
WHERE SHALL WE LIVE?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:31
yokohama was nice when I went in 2015
April 2, 2019 - 05:32
anywhere in KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 2, 2019 - 05:32
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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April 2, 2019 - 05:33
>we converted to shinto maximum weeb achieved
April 2, 2019 - 05:34
FUCKING YAKUZA
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April 2, 2019 - 05:36
>yokohama Based.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:36
We’re going to need a new thread
April 2, 2019 - 05:38
Do we go for this girl?
Alright, I'll make one after this choice.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:40
cute fit girl waifu take her take her now
April 2, 2019 - 05:41
>she isn't a japanese high schooler
Why did we even illegally immigrate to japan in the first place?
April 2, 2019 - 05:42
Yes and move to a bettler place.spend more money
April 2, 2019 - 05:42
So ronely ;-;
Alright I'll make a new thread right now
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April 2, 2019 - 05:43