Hi Yea Forums

>Can never flip somebody off properly
A cruel fate...

do you jerk off with it?

Your fortune: Good Luck

what's your rangte of motion like with each finger? can you grip things?

>Xbot controller
Are you Flood offspring by chance?

Is the WASD movement layout uncomfortable with a hand like that? Do you use a different one?

do you require an easy mode for seki

look at the background here. Also I'm decent at them.

not a plushie but instead something gaming related

kosm

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?

ask me anything about playing videogames with a black hand!

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Can you hold a timestamp and show tits?

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How goes The Great Journey? Have the Heretics been dealt with?

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this

cute nails

How is your other hand? Do you have other cute features?👌

why don't you use tomorrow?

Awful photoshop dude.

Did you steal those videogames?

Wow, OP! You should play piano!

Brainlet

Ayyyy

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😃

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I'm on NG+ right now. Really fun.

I use WASD. I can't leantoggle in shooters with lean though.

I can grip cylindrical objects way better than with my normal hand. Range of motion is pretty limited.

idk

Other hand is normal.

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do you know your biological father?

Please check your Discord notifications🏀

QUAID START THE REACTOR

I like how your screen bends with your hand

Yeah nice photoshop fag

born like this, or accident?
are you virgin?

Tips for demon of hatred and Sword Saint?

You know what your hand reminds me of?

A horribly malformed hand

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So this is the damage playing games with an N64 controller can cause.

>I can't leantoggle in shooters with lean though.
I guess it's a good thing for you that leantoggling is practically dead in almost every video game genre except for stealth

do guys do pervy stuff to your hand haha like pretend you're a dinosaur robot monster when you give them mangled handjobs haha I'll bet it hurts haha that would be weird

Have you ever posted or thought about posting in one of those "pass me the controller" threads?

it looks kinda cool

Flip the bird with that hand to the best of your ability.

you have never seen a curved monitor before?

Do you lift?

here's your con- *vomits*

>that reflection
Damn, you are beautiful user.🖤

How do you give a thumbs up when you think someone did a good job?⚾

A fellow monster hunter fan, I see.

i'm almost positive i've seen this guy's hand in one of those threads

damn, got me

never

it's kind of useful in Siege but eh

You got the causality backwards. I was the N64 tester.

I have

hum a tune to the rythm of their attacks. Also umbrella cheese demon of hatred.

yes

not as beautiful as skyrim

ok

yeah. Other people also sometimes post my hand though.

not a virgin

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as difficult your life with that hand is dude at least you are not me i wish i had that hand instead of a literall 2 inch dick

do you ever put the peepee in middle and pretend it is vagee?

>origin
EXPLAIN YOURSELF user

Why is your monitor curved? Do your eyes look funny too?

>not a virgin
So how many fingers did you put in the pink?

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Is your hand good for fingerbanging girls? Do you fap with it?

BRUTE SHIPS! STAGGERED LINE! SHIPMASTER, THEY OUTNUMBER US 3 TO 1!

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Not hand user but curved monitors feel more immersive

I want to put my dick in that gap

imagine the feel

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Were you born near WW2 atomic bomb testing? Also how do girls take it?

has any cheeky cunt called you handi-capable?

>always thought having 3 digits like mewtwo was awesome when i was a little shit
>anything less than 5 digits looks fucked in real life

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Why do I get motion sick when using curved monitors then?

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no one cares, fag

he's already doing it

You literally don’t need the pinky

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Become a trap and get over with it faget

wait hold the fuck up a minute
is that Todd fucking Howard with the monster hand?

The backgound of the catalog has a faint Todd Howard in the back.

can you finger your asshole and play with your balls at the same time?

spoilsport

Bullshit. Hand user posted his hand. If you expect me to believe or care about you you'll need to post that 2 incher.

Calm down. Its not two inches erect right?

Do you feel resentful about how fucked up your hand is or does it not really matter to you? Do your friends if you have any crack jokes about it?

Is that an Uroboros?

yakuza figured that out years ago

So this might be a bit forward, but I can't help wondering what it would feel like if you gave me a handjob.
Your hand is beautiful in a way

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I know you've done this before but tell me how good was it when you masturbate between your fingers?

You jerk off with that baby?

who says I don't have a 2 inch dick?

Enjoying Apex Legends at the moment even if it isn't Titanfall 3.

I wanted a 144hz panel and all the cheapest decent quality panels were curved.

9

they think it's fascinating usually

like 5 billion times

gonna get me some 3 finger action

Yeah friends crack jokes but only because they know I'm cool with it. My nickname is crab king.
I'm not resentful because it's superior to my right hand at other tasks in life compared to a normal hand.

here's the controller bro

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Damn futureanon, tell me what will happen in the next 100 years.

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Is it true that the Asari look like you when you see them?

Bitch what the fuck??

do girls enjoy your fingering heh

Please tell me you start your computer with this button.

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What tasks does it excel at?

how good are you at fighting games because with hand like that i could see you being a beast at them

I do pretty much everything with my pinkies because the joints of my other fingers are almost completely stiff

How do you masturbate?

Liking 144hz? I love it. I really wish they would step up their monitor game and do actual R&D instead of using the same panels over and over again.

C-could you guys hold hands?

can you deadlift?

Do you have a x-ray photo of your hand?

how do you wear gloves

Rolled 3 (1d6)

How the fuck do the dice work?

Your hand is pretty neat. I wonder what its like to have two thumbs on one hand like

Does it hurt? I imagine the bones never get fully used to it

Like that, apparently

Personal question, and be honest if you can.
Would you date a person with the same or similar condition as yourself? I'm not saying that it's a curse or something.
But I am curious, do you have an opinion on that.
I have a paralyzed friend who refuses to date other people in wheelchairs.

it's easy

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

...

I'm pretty good at most games but I haven't spent enough time focusing on a single fighting game to get really good like with other genres.

different grip types.

yes I start the reactor with this hand

I wish. There's no medical reason to get one so don't have one yet.

I push one fingerlet in.

I run it at 120hz for 60fps locked content to fit nicely into frametimes but yes it's nice. Although less amazing than I was lead to believe.

No but because my knee is kind of fucked.

no pain whatsoever

that's lewd!~

I dunno I'm indifferent I guess. But I have a cute tall blonde gf for the past 3 years so I aint looking.

picture unrelated, but it's my SNES set up.

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can you aswer the masterbating question already?
do you switch to that hand when fapping to monstergirls?

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

now to cash in, calling it here lads, these are quads

Is your knee fucked up from the same condition or from an unrelated injury?

Clawlets they never learn.

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can you make this sign with your claw hand

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what about pinky promises?

How do you hold hands?

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>flipping us off
H-how could you, user

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Ever consider getting a controller especially tailored to your crab hand? Or do you like the regular one?

>that reflection
you're cute user

do you like Skyrim?

Is there anything else about you that is deformed? Would you consider yourself attractive? Are you “smart”?

>“smart”

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>tfw no crab king bf who also plays Apex Legends to try and dull the pain of Titanfall 3 not coming out for a couple of years
I think I'm ready to leave this mortal coil

Academically.

whats your favorite controller?

Why haven't you got your ass to Mars?

academically yes, otherwise small dick tiny brain no life

xbox feels nicest in layout for my hand.

these are plenty comfy.

yes buy it user it's the best buy the remaster too!

no but you can have this

I don't, holding hands is for sluts

I'm sure there will be another crab king one day! :3

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Delete this or get ban redditor

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I got a crab hand
I got a normal hand
I'm bout to cut some shit up with my crab hand
I got a crab hand
I got a normal hand
I'm bout to cut some shit up with my crab hand
Grab you with my crab hand
snip snip
Grab you with my crab hand
snip snip
Grab-grab you with my crab hand
snip snip
Grab you with my crab hand
snip snip

youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g

How long did it take you you not give a fuck?

grab ur cock n take a picture

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get more points before you even consider @ing me👌

>xbox feels nicest in layout for my hand.
Xbox controllers confirmed for mutant freaks.

hi memecenter

Do you have an x-ray photo of your hand? I'm curious about how your bones are set up.

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At least post your dick then.

Ok so that finger on the d key is your pointer finger?

nigger

>small dick
Seconding that user, if you're saying that at least show it to us.

>Xbox
Why am I not surprised

Which finger is missing? Was it just some birth defect or was there an accident in your youth?

He has two thumbs, I don't think that can happen in an accident.

did you manage to save the rest of the mudokons

Rolled 15 (1d100)

instead of checking op's digits you should check THESE digits

doesnt leaning backfire in stealth games these days?

I WONDER WHY

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