Roll a 100 to destroy the heart and save morrowind anons!
Roll a 100 to destroy the heart and save morrowind anons!
Rolled 15 (1d100)
i got this one bros
I'LL DO IT
Rolled 98 (1d100)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 89 (1d100)
Easy.
good try, user
Rolled 94 (1d100)
Close but not enough
watch the real hero do it n'wah
Rolled 3 (1d6)
Rolled 6 (1d100)
morrowind more like boreowind
Rolled 32 (1d100)
Destroying the Heart is as easy as KICK PUNCH CHOP
if heads, nobody will achieve a 100 roll in this thread.Coin Flip: Heads
Rolled 35 (1d100)
Fuck you, witness me.
Rolled 75 (1d100)
asta la vista heart
Rolled 20 (1d100)
Come nerevar, to the heart chamber where we last met
I need to try again...
Goodbye sweet Nerevar! Better luck on your next incarnation!
Rolled 25 (1d100)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 76 (1d100)
I got this bros
Rolled 49 (1d100)
Cause I feel so empty without me
Rolled 1 (1d100)
How could you be so naive? There is no escape! No recall or intervention can work in this place! Come, lay down your weapons it is not too late for my mercy..
Good luck everyone I already cursed this thread, heh nothing personnel
SCREW PREPARATION
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
plebs
Rolled 84 (1d100)
Can we roll more than once?
Fitting.
god dammit how many points do i need to fucking roll a 1d100 fucking FUCK🐰
absolute failure
>1
What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Of course Nerevar, I will wait countless ages for your next incarnation
Rolled 78 (1d100)
Magic catto saves the day!
Rolled 55 (1d100)
BITES THE DUST
baddo catto is slow and fatto
dice+1d6
The heart shall never be destroyed, Dagoth Ur shall use it's power to cleanse Tamriel of your filth
Rolled 88 (1d100)
Leave it to me.
Rolled 75 (1d100)
*devours it*
Oh, the heart of Lorkhan doesn't have eyes, i forgot that.
I must try again.
Did you get the false sunder? So naive! Shame on you Nerevar!
Rolled 6 (1d100)
here i go
YOU WILL EXPLODE NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what a fool you are nerevar
My coinflip curse is too powerful for you weaklings
Rolled 58 (1d100)
Rolled 9 (1d100)
Dan Hibiki to the rescue
Rolled 81 (1d100)
FULL POWER
Rolled 10 (1d100)
What about eating it?
Rolled 29 (1d100)
Nothing works?! If i can't count on Killer Queen, i must keep rolling.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
This sounds like a job for the SUPREME CHAMPION
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>this again
We just had two of these threads, I'll give it a go though.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
Another one!
Rolled 28 (1d100)
GO MASTERBALL!
Rolled 76 (1d100)
Keep Rollin bros we can do it
Rolled 45 (1d100)
FEEL THE WRATH OF AMERICA
You disappoint me Nerevar, I'm a god, how can you kill a god? So naive, Shame on you!
Rolled 98 (1d100)
Again! It's like gambling but free!
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>user uses Pistol on Heart!
rollero
Rolled 31 (1d100)
nah just leave it there
Rolled 44 (1d100)
100 and gets a shield to protect it from one 100.
Rolled 90 (1d100)
Do i really need to do this u fukin' casuls?
Rolled 95 (1d100)
SOMETHING JUST BEGAN
Rolled 15 (1d100)
Uh oh I think my coinflip curse is waning
Rolled 42 (1d100)
.
Rolled 1 (1d100)
IT'S TIME
dice+1d100
Rolled 67 (1d100)
Time for us to laugh at you!
No, Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
Lay down your rolls, it is not too late for my mercy
roll roll roll!
A FINAL DESCENT, SO I CAN REACH FURTHER HEIGHTS
Rolled 4 (1d100)
YEPPTY YA YEPPPETYHOOOOOO
Lets see!
Rolled 46 (1d100)
Easy.
Rolled 4 (1d100)
SUCK MY EBONY ARROW OF SLAYING FAGGOT UR
Rolled 46 (1d100)
Rolled 100 (1d100)
VICTORY IS ALREADY MINE
DAMNIT ROLL
Rolled 15 (1d100)
It's more likely that i roll a 4 than an hundred, But whatever.
truly you understand nerevar
Rolled 100 (1d100)
roll
GG
Rolled 25 (1d100)
I got this.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH ANONS
NANI?! My coinflip curse has been broken!?
THAT'S IT, HAHAHAHAHA, I WON, I FINALLY WON.
Now, for wasting my time...
NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
D20 wins.
KILLER QUEEN, END THIS HEART AND IT'S ANNOYING GAMBLES.
Rolled 95 (1d100)
Dagoth Ur was based thou
>Have the option of telling Faggot Ur about what I plan to do with the heart.
>Can only destroy it.
Okay
Rolled 71 (1d100)
arrgghh
Rolled 56 (1d100)
You no longer bare the burden of prophecy, you have achieved your destiny, you are free. The doomed Dwemer's folly, Lord Dagon's temptation, the Tribunal's seduction, the god's heart freed, the prophecy fufilled
Dice+1d100
Rolled 81 (1d100)
Nice.