POST THE BEST VIDEO GAME BOY OF ALL TIME why is smug astolfo so hot
ASTOLFO THREAD
Kayden Thompson
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Zachary Reed
Like this post if you've ever fapped to Astolfo
Austin Sanchez
astolfo is the best fap material
Joshua King
POST MORE ASTOLFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Landon Martin
Gabriel Gomez
cutest girl
Landon Foster
...
Jacob Miller
Astolfo is the only cute boy I can fap to
Julian Torres
Henry James
Traps ARE fucking gay, and you are in denial.
Liam King
if traps are gay then i am the biggest faggot in the world
Levi Sullivan
Owen Phillips
I'm not arguing that
I'd willingly go gay for Astolfo
Joseph Richardson
Bridget is better
Sebastian Robinson
but astolfo is a male, you can't like males
Oliver Peterson
You guys have an insane libido
Jacob Ward
I wanna get reamed by him desu
Jackson Baker
Good fucking God that picture has turned me gay for good
Matthew Young
any likesluts in this thread? I'm ready to reward good sluts with likes!
Kayden Evans
This is how I want to fuck Astolfo
Joshua Myers
Can't wait for r/games to go back online so you retarded field trippers will go back
Liam Martinez
go fuck yourself retard, dont ruin my astolfo thread with ERP
Connor Diaz
I could be your likeslut
Brandon Hall
no, go away reddit
Jayden Diaz
Oh yeah? And what can you do for me slut?
Levi Bennett
i want someone to dress me in a skirt, tie me to a bed, and fuck me until i pass out. i want to take his dick so far down my throat that i cant breathe, and i want him to flood my throat with his cum while i gag on his cock. i want him to then pound my boypussy with no time inbetween. i want him to fill me until his cum leaks out with every thrust, making me cum from my ass multiple times in the process. i want him to record all of it and then put me in a chastity cage and make me rewatch the recording of our fuckfest. i want him to make me rewatch it for hours without relief, unable to cum or touch myself at all. i then want him to stick his dick in through a glory hole and let me release all my pent up frustration on it, drinking as much cum as i possibly can. once hes finally satisfied i want him to take off my cage and rub his huge length against my miserable little girldick, bringing me closer to the brink of an orgasm and then sticking it back in my ass and pounding as hard as he can. i want him to give me the best orgasm of my life, is that too much to ask?
Connor Jenkins
Astfolo would be better if he was muscular and had a meaty cock
Camden Lewis
Nolan Price
I jerked off in the bathroom of a botanical garden once. I don't know what triggered it.
So yeah, I do.
Nathaniel Gray
Like if you love Astolfo and love cosplaying as Astolfo!
Ethan Walker
seconding this, put on my astolfo cosplay last night when the likeslut threads were in full force, made a mess of myself all night~
Lincoln Lopez
Because he is best as a top like and subscribe if you agree
Jordan Ortiz
Tyler Stewart
Like mine if u disagree >:)
Jeremiah Myers
More like ASStolfo because I'd rim that no homo
Angel Davis
KEK BASED, fuck erp POST MORE ASTOLFO
Robert Howard
Leave them be
Today is for fun
Anthony Walker
today is the one day where being a faggot is allowed, give us a break
Angel Russell
This is a paladin!
Jaxon Edwards
The thing I like most about Astolfo is that I can fap to him while still being a proud straight man.
Gavin Cruz
no, fuck off
we didn't have this sissy ERP nonsense with /vint/
stop trying to force every april fools into sissy shit
Evan Robinson
heh
Henry Foster
yikes, he's hideous
Logan James
Cute in an alien way
Blake Wright
Fate/Extella Link sure is interesting.
Have you guys been playing it?
Anthony Cruz
This, Astolfo is best when he's feminizing the guy sucking him off and putting him in a chastity cage
Jeremiah Hughes
desu if you're pretty I want to fuck you regardless of what you're packing. Even better if you're pretty and submissive.
William Butler
no
>3d
ew
Nathaniel Diaz
one if the few traps i'd take as my wife. he's a very attractive girl
Nolan Bell
Jeremiah Moore
heres your (you)
Jackson Foster
"like" what you see user?
Brody Davis
>girl
stop being in denial faggot
Christopher Hughes
Astolfo was literally made for straight men
Evan Campbell
Fuck ERP and fuck you faggots shitting up the board. Literally any time someone brings up a trap you degenerates jump out of the woodwork to shit all over the thread.
Carson Mitchell
he's a girl, a very attractive one
Logan Smith
this
Isaiah Torres
Astolfo is Yea Forums
Austin Torres
I like how you guys keep getting triggered about this but there has literally never once been a single recorded instance of ERP on Yea Forums.
Andrew Thomas
if the dick is the best part of his design then he isnt a girl, fucking discord tranny
William Ross
only a straight cock can handle this body
Luis Morgan
Dylan Lewis
According to the cute twink pics I've gotten today this isn't true
Luis Nguyen
traps and trannies hate him!
Aiden Wilson
remove his dick and i'd still like him, because the dick is a minor detail in comparison to his face, body, personality and mannerisms
the dick doesn't make him better or worse, just different, he's still girlfriend material
Leo Sanchez
I jerked it in the bathroom of a movie theater and then in the theater itself. The movie? Anchorman.
James Sanders
erp threads are made entirely of either 35 year old virgins or horny 16 year olds who just got into femboys
Levi Brooks
Reminder that Astolfo was a humungous chad and fucked a ton of girls. He probably has a huge cock.
Jeremiah Myers
The penis is of extreme importance.
Cameron Wood
>tranny mad not every femboy is transexual
oh no no no
Luis Cook
Why would you just go on the internet and lie, user?
Wyatt Reed
Evan Robinson
cool story bro
Mason Lewis
My wife is so cute
Dominic Evans
any straight males who fap to astolfo? after im done i could care less about traps unless im horny
Jose Perez
?
Astolfo is neither a tranny, nor a femboy. people like him don't exist in real life
Matthew Young
I'm not lying, I've been here since before you were born and there's never been a single un-ironic ERP post.
Luke Myers
>tfw
Landon Sanchez
This is clearly your very first time in this entire website.
David Baker
>Discord tranny calling other user Discord tranny
user, you know Discord tranny is a slur for anyone who post gay shit right?
James Howard
Hunter Harris
>tfw you dont post the source
Matthew Peterson
I just did a couple hours ago. Felt great to bust a nut imagining filling that cute plump boipussy full of my seed.
Brayden Sullivan
i'm going to steal your wife and make her my exclusive property
Adrian Brooks
Jairou
Blake Harris
Have you never been on the right board in the right thread at New Year's Eve?
Grayson Adams
That's not ERP you fucking retard.
Evan Sanchez
I love Kass!
Robert Roberts
any good astolfo comics?
Elijah Garcia
Are you actually losing your mind?
Zachary Jones
Are other cute boys ok?
Parker Perez
Oh, are you ERPing as an autistic guy? My bad, it should have been obvious to me.
Christopher Clark
Sure
Jeremiah Stewart
gay
Brandon Adams
no, learn to read you retard
Ethan Gray
bust a nut to a fake blonde chick with a big butt about 20 minutes ago, give me a small rest and i'd pay a tribute to Astolfo too
this pic looks great
Dylan Long
Do even you know what ERP is?
Samuel Morgan
Isaac Cook
I want to FUCK ASTOLFO
Jaxson Brown
gay
Nathan Diaz
I'd rather be Nagisa
Camden Scott
take this shit outta here, this is Astolfo's thread
Asher Martinez
Now you're ERPing as a hypocrite, cool. I can do it too.
*Teleports behind you and sticks my finger in your ass.*😃
Gavin Sanchez
Sup Kass fag
Leo Ward
Dude first time I came here I went to a loli thread on Yea Forums it was nothing but Spiderman, porn, and ERP.
Camden Cook
Seriously now, how old are you dude?
Jeremiah Powell
Astolfo gets a free pass because he looks like a female. go post your stuff on /cm/ or something, Yea Forums is a straight board
Christian Edwards
Xir please we've been over this, Kass has filed a restraining order against you.
Samuel Butler
Fixed.
Leo Rivera
>astolfo
>vidya boy
Kill yourself fag. I swear Astolfo is more popular on Yea Forums than fucking Yea Forums and the ten million Fate generals.
Mason Gray
>best thing about him is his massive cock
>remove it
retard
Aiden Anderson
I want Astolfo to do a split on my dick and bounce his ass up and down all over my cock
Asher Scott
>On Yea Forums
Oh, that would explain it. I haven't been there since mid-2008, it started getting really fucking unpleasant.
Nobody is actually getting off to "acting like a little girl" and unless you're typing out actions, it's not ERP. Get your head out of your ass and learn what the terminology you're using means.
Kayden Watson
Crunch time for Astolfo's balls!
Samuel Edwards
How do I correctly search for material where Astolfo is the top, getting the right set of tags is hard.
Ethan Reed
I mainly fap to his doujins. He's too cute to not fap at
Jack Jones
Yea Forums is even gayer then /r9k/ and that's a accomplishment, I should really move on somewhere else
Connor Garcia
God I want to mating press his boypussy so much
Andrew Jenkins
Traps belong here
Ryan Turner
I want to milk his cummies out of him and make him swallow them so bad.
Hudson Foster
Astolfo was made literally for BBC
Xavier Fisher
Trap Queen, i want to conquer his feminine prostate
Colton Howard
I want to FUCK astolfo!😂
Easton Mitchell
Why the fuck do you think its required to describe actions in third person for it to be considered an act of erotic roleplay? Who the fuck told you that, if anyone?
Christ, the name is perfectly self-explanatory and you still manage to fuck up so bad to the point of trying to redefine semantics?
Nicholas Hughes
>Unless you're typing out actions it's not ERP
What breed of autism is it to see people passing around discord usernames, posting trap pics and talking about sucking each other's cocks and assume there's no ERP happening
Robert Richardson
Man, posts like these were fine when April Foolz Likes first came out, but this is beyond pathetic now.
Connor Evans
Yea Forums used to be pleasant?
Lucas Turner
Thomas Wood
can me a fag get a few likes in these trying times?
Julian Sullivan
this is your average white male
Adrian Mitchell
When you're new, young and everything is hilarious yeah. Cockmongler used to make my teen self burst out laughing.
Jayden Moore
fuck astolfo is this a dagoth ur thread now
Brandon Martinez
no, now fuck off
Nicholas Lee
>Implying the concept of a man being THE mongler of cocks isn't still hilarious
Isaiah Thomas
Probably because they're not roleplaying anything, they're literal actual faggots.
Roleplaying is to play a role. If you're just being a big gay fuckboy there's no pretending.
Landon Reed
For me, it's D'eon
Noah Rodriguez
oh jesus christ this is the worst defense ever and im saying this as one of the fags youre trying to defend
Adrian Collins
god I wish that were me
Camden Gomez
>Roleplaying as a poliwag
GET THE FUCK OUT ERP FAGS
This is what you sound like.
Ryder Hall
shut the fuck up dude, post astolfo pics you retard nobody cares about your roleplay
Xavier Brooks
who said i was in denial?
Josiah Jones
That literally doesn't make sense.
Here, an actual quote from the thread in question
">Oh god user... It's so slimy and warm! I can't even open my eyes! The smell is wrapping my head in a thick haze... Thank you! Let me nurse your cock in my mouth for a while, okay?
Aw~ I'd love to! I want to give you a biiiig smooch, then give your little cock one right after. Actually, let me smooch it lots! Lay it on my face and I'll put my hands behind my back and I'll pepper it with kisses until its covered in lipstick."
How the fuck is this not ERP
Mason Barnes
>oh jesus christ this is the worst defense ever
Yet you haven't bothered to define ERP even once, you just hop on the bandwagon of using terminology you don't actually know the meaning of and then you get angry when you're called out on it.
Later, you silly little boy.💜
Sebastian Cox
Please, no real life shit. Traps are like lolis; they become more and more disgusting the more real they get.
Logan James
This is an astolfo thread, buddy. take it elsewhere.
Parker Garcia
there is no greater feeling than the feeling of being cummed inside
Xavier Sanchez
if heads astolfo is real and i get to smashCoin Flip: Heads
Dominic Smith
are there any doujins where astolfo is the TOP please
Hudson Hill
>Roleplaying erotically of being cute anime girls having sex with anons does not constitute my meaning of erotic roleplay
Adam Adams
For me, it's shipping these two with D'eon as a female.
Kevin Lewis
Astolfo was made to be castrated like Sporus (Nero's spouse) to avoid such painful situations
Carson Allen
wait this is a guy?!
then that means my penis was inside... OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Brody Price
hey, I'm the first (you)
feels good man
Luke Jones
Fair enough, their retardation was somewhat entertaining for a while until it got annoying.
Grayson Miller
this is just obvious bait at this point, but thanks for calling me a silly little boy, it turns me on so much~
James Wood
It's all ironic.
We don't really want to do all that.
Are you stupid user? Lurk more newfag.
Isaiah Allen
:enablepicklerick:
Bentley Jenkins
TEST TEST TEST
Jordan Perez
>Can't define ERP so he just says "ERP is when you erotic roleplay duh"
Very convincing, I see you also made yourself seem that much smarter by using a shitty meme image, putting yourself on the same level as an ERPer.
Cameron King
Let's ironically share our discord so we can ironically continue this conversation over voice in our ironically gay discord group
Daniel Allen
erp literally stands for erotic roleplay im about to fucking cry
Justin Ortiz
Does Yea Forums's autism surpass even its gayness?
Brayden Sanders
What?
Aiden Bell
top 3 for me are astolfo, hacka doll 3 and hideri from blend S
Liam Edwards
MULTIPLAYER IS FUCKING DEAD ON PC AAAAA IT'S NOT FAIR
Brayden Young
It's just one day jeez.
We are all just mocking reddit
Yeah that's what we are doing.
It's all pretension. Just irony, all of it.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Go ahead and cry in frustration because you can't seem to wrap your head around the fact I'm asking you to describe what constitutes erotic roleplay. It's not a hard request.
Thomas Cox
what if Yoshi laid an egg in my discord chat haha
would it be smelly in my discord haha
Grayson Mitchell
Wait a minute this writing layout...
Eli Myers
>Describes it himself just by asking it
Nolan Long
Wtf? That's gross man
What?
Joshua Kelly
Pink hair just does things to me, man.
Brandon Sullivan
like for m&m
Jack Collins
Astolfo bros, is this game worth picking up?
Thanks in advance🖤
Camden Thompson
You've never once opened a dictionary in your life and it shows.
Adrian Richardson
Astolfo more like Adolfo jaja⚽
Joshua Bailey
Jacob Taylor
>mask
>tumblr
into_the_trash_it_goes.jpg
Sue did it better and can't even compete with the real deal either
Bentley Butler
what is⚾
Lincoln Butler
Has been used literally for decades, zoomer-kun.
Dylan Reyes
This nigga right here could own that pink haired loser😃
Eli Myers
POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicholas Phillips
I want to FUCK Astolfo
Jackson Ortiz
It's probably the most ugly, unpleasant game I've ever played in my entire fucking life. Look at this shit.
You have a million fucking things on screen at all times, it's hard to see what your enemies are actually doing so you should just mash.
Give it a pass.
Colton Lopez
Astolfo is STRAIGHT
Jonathan Myers
I jerked during class while everyone was clumped togheter around the professor for a science demonstration
thank god I learned my kegel's so I didn't accidentally splurge everywhere on my classmates
Grayson Brown
Only the female looking pics because Astolfo is a girl
Lincoln Perez
Reminder Astolfo is a rapist.🏴
Isaiah White
that's a gross tranny tho
Anthony Richardson
>draw girl
>call it a boy
I don't get it.
Julian Roberts
How would a person think it necessary to describe a phrase/label that is literally automatically explained by the mere action of writing it out? Which of the three words would you think it's necessary to define?
Thomas Rivera
And yet the tranny's face is still better looking than this fag
Luis Carter
Ayyyyylmao
Dominic Phillips
>tfw no cute trap bf to pound every night🙁
Jordan Barnes
who cares? "her" take on Astolfo looks a hundred times better better, Sue can "identify" as a helicopter for all i care
Lincoln Morgan
>tfw no tall fit bf to tenderly love you and then mating press you all night
Elijah Rogers
same
he's canon bisexual and i bet his preference is straight MEN
Dominic White
>tfw no Astolfo bf to prone bone you every night
Thomas Moore
>implying it matters
>implying it needs to be consensual
>implying his twink body can resist the advances of a muscular guy
Nicholas Adams
Caleb Wood
Astolfo is STRONG and MUSCULAR
Jonathan Perry
kill yourselves now
Charles Cooper
because the female form with a flat-chest is the human appex
Leo Mitchell
Like this blessed image of Astolfo minus the penis
Ethan Collins
Tits are almost always an improvement.
Asher Brooks
Needs some more thighs to go with the tits
Josiah Allen
why is everyone on this board so gay? i love it
Chase Powell
Gohan...
There are some faggots who with words alone cannot be reasoned
It is no sin to fight such homosexuality
I know how it feels to hold back your rage, let your spirit free
Juan Reyes
I jacked off in my math class multiple times to my teachers feet since she always had sandals on.
Blake Campbell
improved
Daniel Gonzalez
it's like 20 people that are allowed to spam the board constantly
Logan Young
I simply want to pin down a cute twink and fuck their lights out
>nipple piercings
Based
Jose Bennett
What are you even on about?
The gayest thing on this board, the Daily Dose started from DB.
DB is responsible for all the gay. It is the source of all the gay!
Brandon Phillips
only when small and firm
face, shoulders, waist and hips are much more important, Astolfo's body is 9.5/10 in Extella Link
Camden Moore
🙁
Andrew Davis
No I think that's twitter and tumblr
Jayden Evans
Astolfo is a low tier trap.
Adam Sanders
its the only good video game trap tho
Thomas Cox
Nolan Walker
guys i'm not gay i just like astolfo and 2d traps
Adrian Nelson
Correction:
IT'S THE ONLY TRAP I CAN GET A THREAD TO 220 REPLIES ON Yea Forums BEFORE I RUN OUT OF IPS RESETTING MY ROUTER
Daniel Mitchell
💔
Gavin Ross
Jordan White
>Only good one
Please
Blake Perez
that's how it starts, you should quit while you're ahead
Jaxson Rogers
Ruka is the only trap better than Astolfo.
Peharps Rin too, but I need to play Full Body first.
Alexander Jenkins
>anime pictures can turn you gay
Gabriel Anderson
Traps...
Noah Reyes
ARE FUCKING GAY
YOU ALL ARE FAGGOTS
FUCK OFF TO /LGBT/
Lucas Adams
Christian Watson
the slippery slope is real
Joseph Edwards
Sometimes you just want to slap an ignorant mother fucker.
Liam Cruz
Its not.🐸
Hunter Brooks
>Astolfo gets more porn than Bridget or Ash. Two traps that are way better.
It's not fair bros.
Camden Long
>Slippery slope
I'll tell you what a slippery slope is. Banning people for saying nigger and faggot have lead to threads like these.
Jack Gomez
I just want trap on girl porn
Sebastian Morales
He's too much of a retard to understand
Be great to see Bridget in the next GG
John Wilson
Bridget a cute
Adrian Hall
>drawings of 2d girls turn you gay because they called it a "boy"
Bentley Sanchez
ballsacks are not SFW
enjoy your ban
Owen Young
we're you supposed to post a picture user? i dont see anything
Jack Anderson
>make a bait post
>bunch of faggots give me free femboys to beat my meat to
thanks
Charles James
I love that dumb boy
I wish he wasn't lewded so much though, there's more lewd than cute art of him🌈
Colton Flores
>male-on-female
>male-on-trap
>trap-on-female
>female-on-female
>female solo
the only good porn categories
Parker Harris
You didn't get the best one
Julian Carter
CUTE BULGE!!!!!
Nicholas Baker
too much ass
Cooper Roberts
Who is it then, Jun?
Zachary Phillips
Disgusting, only good pairings are male x trap, male x male or trap x trap. Roasties need not apply.
Liam Reed
The dino of traps are gay has entered your thread
Sebastian Diaz
BASED
Logan Morgan
im regirock
Matthew Russell
Trannies, faggots, women, niggers, spics, jews, jannies, mods, and chinks are on our side guys. Trust them.
Robert Parker
I'm not
Joseph Gomez
I did something similar in school. One of the teachers I had a massive crush on she was a complete milf came in wearing toeless high heels. I didn't notice at first but when I was watching her bend down to pick something up off the floor I saw them and my cock twitched and eyes lit up. She was looking me in the eyes when it happened so I think she noticed.
Adam King
in reality only females and traps matter
i tolerate males when i want a figure to self-insert
Carson Gutierrez
>"""""""Video Game"""""""
Isaiah Gutierrez
Carson Wilson
FUCK
Landon Powell
>make a female
>call it a male
EVERY TIME
Isaiah Miller
>no nurse Astolfo gf to take care of me when i'm feeling ill
why live?
John Stewart
>Hetcuck/biscum
>Not appreciating masculine beauty
Cooper Cox
>make a female
>call it a male
>pay for it to be shilled on the internet
>really fucking autistic faggots catch wind of it and save all the pictues to spam at random dates consistently perpetuating the character and meme known as traps for free
Bentley Murphy
That was another variation of Ash. Idk who Jun is.
David Foster
but that's a fucking lie user
Andrew Reed
Astolfo has the cutest feet a boy could have!
Aiden Wright
i can easily recognize male beauty, i wish i looked as good as Henry Cavil, i'm just not attracted to men
Isaac Williams
>being a turbofaggot
Hudson Parker
Easton Jones
>its a "fat disgusting neckbeards pretend to be sissy twinks" episode
Christian Bell
>Being a slave to roastie kind
Jaxson Johnson
>like this
No.
Grayson Williams
It's sad that this has become an everyday occurrence.
Jacob Rodriguez
>I reject my basic biological functions and instead let other men cum in my ass
GO. FAGGOT, GO-GO, GO FAGGOT!
David Butler
Ryan Taylor
Why does Yea Forums love this tranny? I though Yea Forums hates trannies
Chase Richardson
I've been holding back all day b-but I can't take it anymore... Please give me likes anons.
Nolan Taylor
What will you do in return?
My cooldown just ended and I have a fresh like right here...
Oliver Cook
Astolfo is not a tranny, he's a trap just a convincing boy that plays the female role but is not trying to be one.
Isaiah Parker
>one guy ban evading is all of Yea Forums
Matthew Wilson
Nice
Brayden Brooks
>I drew a girl and called it a boy
Jack James
Did medieval Christian warriors really look like this?
Matthew Taylor
>Being a slave to "Muh reproduction"
Lmaoing at your lie
Ryan Scott
>I uses the reflex that's supposed to teach kids that shitting is good for you with another man's dick
>I'm totally a well balanced individual
Xavier Baker
based
Noah Lopez
Everybody is rejecting their biological functions, just look at women, they have so few kids or no kids that they are letting their countries die, why don't you go bitch at them instead of bitching at incredibly small part of the population?
Lincoln Wood
>why don't you bitch at women who don't come on this website?
>Why don't you leave an extremely vocal minority along
Why don't you kill yourselves and make the world a better place?
Isaac Phillips
>Astolfo is not a tranny
he isn't just a tranny, he's a turbo-tranny, he transvests 24/7 and acts all girly. tranny is short for transvestite
2d traps, transgenders, crossdressing femboys and drag queens (performers) are all subgroups of transvestites.
Benjamin Cook
This, kill all trannies.
Eli Perry
What are you going to do about it then? Not my fault the prostate is located down there.
Elijah Barnes
crossdressing is just a fetish
being a tranny isnt
Aaron Wright
>being a tranny isn't a fetish
Jose Mitchell
Fapped.
Glad that’s over with.
Time to go back to being straight.
Fuck faggots, wanting to have sex with boys is a mental disorder
;)
Chase Perez
trannies are just hardcore crossdressing fetishists
Jayden Perry
If your concern is about having serving your function and having children, then go bitch at the source not the ones that aren't part of that equation.
Makes sense no?
Asher Thomas
It isn't, it's a mental illness
Carson Ward
A man is no different than a woman from behind.♨️
Luis Hernandez
>Let us continue to break the rules on this website and perpetuate the lie that our "community" is larger than it is
>Go get mad at people who don't even post on this site and leave us alone
Dylan Gomez
>being a tranny is mental illness
>posts a picture of a fulltime transvestite
Isaac Miller
what is trap cunny?
Asher Price
based
Juan Ward
The problem is that we’d glady breed them but they have standards or some shit like that.
Fuck you thot, I’m not moving out of my parent’s!
Jordan Lopez
Bussy
Gavin Harris
No, no baka user. A trap is a boy that pretends to be a girl. A transvestite thinks that they are a girl
Jordan Kelly
what anout boycci
or shcunny(shit cunny :b)
Aaron Reyes
I wish I was astolfo
Brody Harris
I want to be him so bad
Christian Diaz
I wish you were my bottom
Asher Watson
God I just want to suck on a femboy's cock and frot with him
Isaac Smith
The fuck are you talking about faggot? This isn't about women, this is about mental deficients like you posting shota cock on a videogame board.
Christopher Ross
This is what they drove us to.
Liam Reed
>A Challenger Approaches!
Jeremiah Smith
Don't make me blush you jerk!
Kevin Robinson
There's like 4 porn boards that have gay hentai threads on them right ow. Nobody forced you o do anything faggot.
Grayson Adams
Cute
Grayson Green
Fuck I'm so hard and horny, I wish there were some horny little sluts who would lick that precum of my fat cock
Lincoln Butler
Seems like no one forced you to go to school.
Jeremiah Perez
Source?
Easton Wright
I wish that was me
Luke Reed
What rules, have you seen Yea Forums today? You some kind of wannabee mod?
Well then, if you don't actually care about people filling their roles why are you bitching at all?
You claim to care about something then go to the smallest group of people you can to bitch about it, that's why I'm saying that if you actually care, which you don't you're just making excuses to bitch at this "community", your fight would be elsewhere.
Parker Parker
SILENCE BOTTOM
Michael Taylor
I saved the pictures and will continue thinking she's a girl and no one can do anything to stop me
Jayden Hughes
>you may not like it, but this is what optimal girlfriend material looks like
Bentley Perry
>wake up
>you now look EXACTLY like this
how would you celebrate🏴
Jace Perry
And no one forced you to come into this thread either.
There's so much rule breaking today that your policefagging is less than sincere you lying bastard.
Caleb Adams
I live in PA what about you
Henry Powell
I can make you feel like you are him, user
William Wilson
>you some kind of wannabe mod
Are you implying faggots aren't one of the protected species here on Yea Forums?
William Torres
i'd join the 40%
Eli Young
Really...? You can?
Andrew Baker
2D traps are hot.
3D traps are gay.
Jordan Morgan
find anyoine willing to breed me and bend over for them
Lincoln Taylor
>j... just leave!
Fuck off and kill yourself faggot.
Josiah King
Of course, I will dress you up, pin you down and have you moan just like him while I violate your cute little butt.
Dominic Morgan
HOLY SHIT BASED BASEDBASEDBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Colton Cruz
first post of the day can I get a like before april fools is over?
Parker Edwards
Ask out my Chad best friend on a date I always had a crush on.
Brandon Jenkins
Oh my
Juan Foster
unironically the few passable 3D traps are almost exclusively trannies, i'd fuck Popiquin's bussy into oblivion
Cooper Taylor
I'd dance around, feel around my own body and bask in the relief of knowing I'm not fat and ugly anymore. I'd put on the cute clothes I have and see how they feel in my new body and maybe take pictures for myself and feel good knowing that's me and that's how I look now. Maybe I'd start looking for new ones to order in my new size. Maybe I'd go walking around town feeling happy and saying hello to people, and then I'd come back home and play video games and wonder what doing that feels like as a cute boy. It would be nice if I became a regular around local shops and everyone knew there and liked me me and I felt happy talking to them. Then maybe I'd try masturbating or something. I don't know, there's so much fun stuff I could try and so many different things I could do, I'd be so happy. I really, really hope I wake up like that. Even if it's unrealistic, I'd still hope.
Michael Murphy
Reminds me of that guy who kept getting tapeworms for eating ass
Kayden Green
Based Monado Boy
Jeremiah Ward
Will that really make me feel just like him...? I don't have to pay for the clothes either? That would feel so nice...please, make me feel just like that, user! I haven't played with my butt very much, so...please be gentle!
Parker Ross
Astolfo A.K.A. "The Rider of Black"
...
what did they mean by this?
Levi Diaz
James Moore
I'm not saying leave, I'm saying you can, no one is forcing you, just like you said right?
Jaxson Ward
Rolled 65 (1d100)
evens traps are gay
odds traps are not gay
dubs who cares cute is cute
Nathan Diaz
Is it $20 yet?
David Kelly
I'm about to fap to him now.
Jaxon Ross
hinghoi's boys are perfect
Anthony Young
The only people forcing me to be here are the absolute shit janitors and mods
Justin Ross
i'm still tempted
Chase Evans
You're temped to ingest a parasite that deposits its eggs in human shit?
Ian Johnson
I'll make sure you will feel just like him when I force my fat cock down your tight little butt. You won't have to pay for a thing user, I'll get you toys too, so you can properly prepare your butt before I get to violating it with my cock
Angel Bennett
>tfw neanderthal brow ridge
>tfw shitty nose
make the pain end
Oliver Gomez
3d subhumans, out💢
Luke Johnson
>i look like a man!
And?
Hunter Robinson
I wanna know his canon dick size
John Ramirez
Will I ever get a bf?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Jaxon Phillips
I'd be ecstatic! I would probably be unable to stop smiling for so long! Oh jeez I I would definitely dance and stuff. I would finally be able to wear cute clothes and stuff in public. I would probably spend the day getting clothes and stuff and just being vain as heck. After that I would probably start flirting with all the guys I thought I would never have a chance with and try to actually get a boyfriend. Then I could cuddle with him and just have a nice comfy relationship. College and the rest I suppose would be the same except I would be substantially happier and stuff.
Connor Lee
I know, I wish I didn't though. I wanna look cute like astolfo.
Adrian Jones
only if its the consequence of eating a hot girl or girl (male) ass
Oliver Ortiz
?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Luke Taylor
How is it fair to yourself to try and be something that's not even based in reality?
Andrew Wright
oh
Christian Hall
So stupid question about the game.
But do all the playable characters get exposure? Or does the story revolve around only a few characters, and the other characters are just there to be played
Christopher Sullivan
Astolfo is for Charlie.
Isaiah Thompson
come home 3d man, accept your dimension
Hudson Williams
It isn't, I guess. It doesn't stop me from wanting it and wishing for it all the time though, even if it makes me feel bad when I can't. I'd still like to be at least a little cuter like some of the 3D boys that get posted sometimes, even if they're not match for 2D, they're better than this. But I'm still far away from even that.
Joseph Taylor
What did you mean by this?
Jack Martin
wtf i hate charliemagne now
Gabriel Miller
>I'd still like to be at least a little cuter like some of the 3D boys
You do realize 99% of the time they're photoshopped right? Everything you aspire to be is a lie.
Jason Thompson
this
Bentley Rogers
Daniel Richardson
They are? I didn't know that. I'd still like to be like it, though. I think I have a problem, I don't think I'm very attached to reality anymore, but it still feels good to imagine. I like imagining things like that and being isekai'd into anime I like or places like gensokyo, I do it all the time most of the day. I think it's a problem but I don't want to stop because it's still what I wish would happen.
Benjamin Bailey
Jordan Campbell
What do you think I mean. I really wish that I was cuter and that I had a nice boyfriend. What's confusing about it???
William Wood
>all this tranny / faggot talk above
post more Astolfo you degenerates and learn to love yourselves, no one can match perfection
Alexander Taylor
Sounds like the onset of schizophrenia. I seriously recommend stopping whatever you're doing every day and going outside and smelling some air even if it kills you. Being latching onto fantasy will kill you
Jordan Thomas
>learn to love yourself
How??? I'm a gross tranny. Sure I might be hairless, 5'5, 125lbs, and actually having some curves; however, my face still looks masculine and stuff so no one would ever think I'm a girl. Why would anyone love someone like me
Carter Adams
They wouldn't that's the cruel joke of all of this. Being a homosexual isn't a good thing. You have worse love lives, worse partners, and less fulfilling lives. There is no gravy train to homosexuality like being a "trap" they don't exist.
Nicholas Russell
Josiah Watson
very cute response,i also wish i could wake up like that and feel happiness once again
Matthew Hall
This, homosexuality and gender dysphoria are mental illnesses and the only cure for them is death. Old societies executed their mentally ill, but we've become too soft and allow these failures to parade themselves as a lifestyle when they are anything but.
Lucas Reyes
First time I've done the fortune, a qt trap bf please
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Hudson Robinson
>5'5
this is not that small, fuck off
Landon Flores
5'5" is a midget in any white nation
Juan Rivera
Not all gay men only want traps, some want twinks or other guys.
Isaiah Hill
Jerked off in an underground passage with some businessman who showed up after i started. Shit was surreal i don't even know what came over me to jerk off in a place like that.
Fuck is a kegel?
Ian Cox
That's the bitch of it, homosexuals are even pickier than straight people, and there's far far less of them
>mfw this thread
youtube.com
Andrew Morgan
Liam Ward
It's also braindead easy. Literally just spam skills instead of basic attacks and nearly every enemy in the game gets hitstunned to death
Aaron Hall
>Fuck is a kegel?
pelvic exercise, user
strengthens your cumshot muscles, which can help you hold your nut in a bit longer and shoot a bit farther
Matthew Martinez
there's nothing wrong with wanting to improve oneself, but you're literally trying to compare yourself with a literal fantasy, this is going to destroy your self-worth
>Sure I might be hairless, 5'5, 125lbs, and actually having some curves
you're already better than most of your kind and i'm pretty sure surgeries to make a face more feminine are a thing. focus on the positive aspects of your life and estabilish some tangible life goals (like getting money for your face surgeries)
you'll never look like Astolfo, but who does? i'll never look as good as Henry Cavill (a real dude) but i'll keep lifting because it makes me feel good
Ayden Jackson
Lmao I have seen a vast amount of gay men who prefer more masculine guys over feminine ones. Don't know what you're talking about.
Joshua Morris
> focus on the positive aspects of your life and estabilish some tangible life goals (like getting money for your face surgeries)
Nicholas Adams
I said gay men are picky you dumb shit, which they are, artistically so.
Elijah Cruz
gay men don't like traps, they think they traps because they believe broccolibutts is a trap
Robert Thompson
Why are you saying they're picky then when I said that they're exists variety in tastes? The original post was lamenting on having a more masculine face where as I insisted that there existed gay men interested in more masculine men.
Juan Peterson
Imagine being one of 3 million people in the US and saying "yeah fuck 99% of them, i'm going for those 300,000 that are powerbottoms and dress like girls"
Gabriel Thomas
Because people don't realize that every gay man having a different fetish or deviation means you better pack your backs and move to SanFran sissy bitch, because you're not finding Astolfo anywhere else
Thomas Barnes
Lucas Butler
based
Nicholas Scott
he cute
David Parker
Now tell me faggots, what did you learn?
Adam Collins
disgusting
i'm attracted to some transsexuals and traps, but sucking one? no fucking way, shit is puke inducing
Tyler Gutierrez
God you're a faggot
get help
Henry Robinson
>sucking one
That article is about eating a man's ass, user.
Nicholas Cox
Michael James
>Bottom surgery
What would that even be?
Ryan Gonzalez
well if its a bubble butt...
Lucas Brown
Top is tits.
Aaron Lopez
...
Thomas Collins
Yes, the modern depictions are just a ruze set up by the church to get us to reproduce.
Parker Reyes
>draw a girl
>call it a guy
Noah Rodriguez
Dylan Ross
Traps are even gayer than liking men. If you like traps you're double gay.
Juan Stewart
Ryder Reyes
Your picture implies trannies are actually females and not men who haven't mentally matured past 12
Nicholas Carter
Shit logic, tomboys have masculine bodies while 2D traps have exaggeratedly feminine bodies
Angel Johnson
holy fuck user what the shit did you do
Alexander Stewart
Why do trap threads always get ruined by 3D shit. Fuck off. 2D>3D.
Hunter Richardson
Start streaming and get mad rich from all the losers donating to me.
Joseph Allen
He fellated himself and others in the skeleton threads for 24 hours
Angel Hill
>Liking masculine women
Sounds pretty gay
Lucas Nguyen
Violent masturbation then go back to being depressed
Parker Lee
Probably panic if my IDs don't match anymore.
Also order clothes and sex toys, probably.
Henry Ortiz
Maybe because 3D "traps" are people cashing in on people who think traps actually exist?
Luke Davis
Kick him in the nads Beavis!
Nathaniel Davis
Nads. Uh huhuhuh
youtube.com
Dylan Wright
Find and marry a wealthy dominatrix to take care of me
Matthew Taylor
ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Lucas Hall
Man I wish I wasn't a little puke during the hayday of MTV
Michael Gray
I only fap to Astolfo if the doujin also has fat faceless men
John Wilson
God I wish I had a trap bf🙁
Kayden Reyes
please god i wanna be cute like astoflo
if tails ill be cuteCoin Flip: Heads
Nicholas Brooks
Sorry, user.
Logan Ramirez
take my flip instead, broCoin Flip: Tails
Hunter Brown
;_; guess i have to accept life the way i am
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Chase Powell
Juan Barnes
Savior!😂
Luis Watson
i dont think this will work desu ;_;
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Luke Ross
Who the fuck would eat out a post op tranny?
Cameron Cox
Bloodstain!
Ayden King
I slept with a woman
>R-Really, was she naked?
Yes father, please forg-
>Cool, could you like, see her boobs?
Jaxon Adams
I don't know who this nut crusher faggot is but he seems dedicated.
Oliver Gonzalez
A few my posts featuring topless Astolfo were deleted, what the fuck, guy nipples are sfw mods, get your shit together.
Juan Perez
Gives a new meaning to elbow grease.
Ethan Thompson
It will.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Isaac Torres
>Draw a girl
>call it a guy
Henry Jones
>Putting this much effort into a shitpost
>Nobody cares
Michael Fisher
Aiden Baker
hmm lets see what my fortune has to say about that
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Ryder Morgan
Because we all know traps aren't gay.
Oliver Jackson
bruh you gotta give me the source PLEASE
Carter Ward
>Draw a female with an A cup and nipple piercings
>post it on a SFW board
>it gets deleted
>BUT IT WAS A BOY!
Stop the presses
Dominic Lee
It's my wife, Suzi!
Luis Sullivan
gimme somethin i can google i wanna find out more about your wife
Parker Russell
>450 replies
i'm impressed this thread hasn't been pruned tbdesu
Hudson Ramirez
I will let you use my butt as your personal toy for one like
Joshua Edwards
Yeah, that's right, no one considers a guy's chest nsfw, not whether they are completely flat nor if they have puffy nipples, nor if they have gyno, nor a fat guy with major manboobs.
I don't make the rules, I just expect the mods to follow them, pic related is fairly close to what I posted are you going to tell me it would be reasonable for a mod to delete it?
Of course not, it doesn't matter how thin the guy is, it is acceptable for a guy to be topless and be considered inoffensive.
Jackson Russell
twitter.com/TheSphereHunter
Jaxson Wilson
Puffy nipples isn't an A cup you fuckwit
Joshua Foster
This was breddy gud
Dominic Barnes
Yes and it's retarded either way. Guy nipples and girl nipples aren't any different either way.
If we take your logic to the extreme we should allow muscle girls to have their nipples out because it's "draw a guy, call it a chick"
Jordan Williams
damnit your wife is too pure
Lucas Garcia
You missed the point, here's another one well above an a cup, once again I ask the same question.
Charles Sanchez
Thanks. I think so too!
Charles Perez
But the picture obviously had tits. A or B cups. You can't just post anime tits on a SFW board and say "BUT IT WAS A BOY!"
Evan Wilson
>ywn dock with Astolfo
Caleb Carter
Wouldn't posting pictures of anime character with extreme cases of gyno be off topic and removable anyway?
Nolan White
Oh my! Two likes so far.... Just try and be gentle, I am still new to this.
Gavin Gomez
Don't bother. He is either a butmad conservative that can't comprehend the point you're making or a straight up retard.
Awnser the question
Colton Harris
Is it reasonable for a mod to remove anime tits on a safe for work board? Yes, just like how they removed all the cock pictures you posted too.
Isaac Cook
I'd prefer to use your mouth.
Tyler Rodriguez
big astolfo
Jacob Richardson
>ywn lick Astolfo's tummy
Lincoln Nelson
Hate to break it to you user but thats a boy
Gaylord
Oliver Smith
This was never the point I was trying to make. Now awnser the question should the left in be censored? It's technically no different from girl nipples so if we follow your logic it is nsfw and should be removed.
Xavier Martin
now it's a wife
Samuel Edwards
You mean to tell me as soon as a man gets gyno his tits detach from him metaphysically and transcend the physical realm to become fully developed female breasts?
Lucas Ramirez
I mean to tell you that censoring nipples for one sex and not the other is retarded.
Robert Powell
Well good luck trying to change the whole entire way the human race looks at this issue, once you do then you might have something, in the meantime, a chest whether small or big on a guy is sfw.
Evan Reyes
Can men lactate? Do they produce milk upon impregnating a female? Do men posses fully developed breasts even with gyno? No? Ok. None of that matters because you posted anime titties on a SFW board
Tyler Wilson
Can't change things for the better if you don't try. Also "everyone thinks so" is a dumb argument.
Lucas Gutierrez
can anyone, but a straight man handle this?
he needs to be breed until nature gives up and he gets pregnant
Tyler Smith
Dumb argument because anime tiddies aren't even real bro. An anime tiddy can't lactate either.
Lactations also isn't a sexual act, it's maternity which I hope we can all agree on being a good thing.
John Barnes
Forcing 99.9% of the population to adhere to .1% of the population's whims isn't doing something for the "better". You're not a freedom fighter for thinking there's no difference between double D's and thick male pecs
Ethan Ortiz
>Can men lactate?
I have a webm that says yes
unfortunately its also got a dick in it
Jordan Campbell
Traps aren't real either so why aren't there gaping trap asses in every thread on this safe for work videogame board?
Kevin Davis
Men can't lactate without a severe genetic defect
Dominic Diaz
Aint freedom fighting for anyone. It straight up doesn't make logical sense for female nipples to be censored. Hell in some countries they straight up aren't, you wanna know why? Because censoring a non-sexual organ is dumb. Might aswell put all women in burqas because anyone can find anything about a woman arousing. We also don't censor woman buts either even though we all think those are hot aswell.
Austin Adams
By your own logic it should be fine
Dylan Jenkins
It's not the nipple that was censored
>Tits aren't sex organs
>Everybody should join Islam because I can't post tits on a SFW board
>We should censor ass cheeks
How about you swallow a bullet. I can't imagine a sane individual actually typing that out. Just kill yourself
Liam Taylor
By what logic? The board's rules? Because the board specifically says safe for work
Juan Taylor
Samuel Moore
Will I ever find an astolfo bf
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Ayden Jenkins
reminder that you are gay and should stop pretending that you aren't
Ayden Wood
Very nice user
Luke Morales
>Draw a girl
>Call it a man
Daniel Howard
I must say this is the cutest astolfo I have ever seen. Thank you for blessing me with this image user. Enjoy your like
Jayden Wilson
yeah das it mane
Isaiah Baker
The proportions are even female. It really is sick what they're doing
Logan Bennett
post discord so I can toy with you
Jordan Young
"Traps are gay" posters are boring
I would breed astolfo's ass😂
Isaiah Lewis
Will I ever meet a cute trap and have wild crazy sex with them?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Logan Clark
That's not the point though. The point is the people posting trap porn are all entitled little faggots that need to by physically struck untill they lose consciousness (which wouldn't be that difficult) and then thrown off a bridge.
Juan Garcia
w-wow user your number is soo big.
Owen Robinson
Retard can't catch the point. You should catch a grenade instead
Isaac Perry
Why?
Is it a case of stop liking what I don't like?😃
Nathan Reed
Indeed it is, here is a like for you, slut.🖤
Logan Long
No you're just terrible people and intellectually mediocre. Not to mention emotionally unstable coupled with a lack of general understanding for the world and how it works
Leo Young
nighty night, anons!
Ethan Jenkins
>no argument
Cope brainlet
Luke Moore
Oh wow. Thank you Sir.
>kneels down in front of your crotch. Inhaling the scent of your huge number.
Wow it's throbbing soo much for me.
Jordan Torres
you have no idea bro
Oliver Clark
Any doujin recommendations fellow astolfo posters?
Jordan Nguyen