CHOOSE WISELY Yea Forums

CHOOSE WISELY Yea Forums

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Link gadgets!

Peach Dress easy

Kirby is OP. You can have the other powers too with it.
Only trannies will pick Peach's dress.

How often do you need to kill as Shang Tsung?
What other powers? This would be in real world, no one else would have powers.

Shang tsung is obviously the only good power to choose from
Besides, you can just shapeshift into a black guy before killing someone and then transform into a white woman and play with yourself after

I choose Mario Kart. No actual reason, other than it just sounding fun.

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Mario kart sounds like it would cause the most chaos and destruction

Hunt down other Yea Forumsirgins to gain the powers they have picked.

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Sonic. I wound not need to pay for gas or car insurance anymore if I can just run to places.

Link's Gadgets are the only ones that are useful in everyday life. Kirby's copy ability is good but there's not a whole lot you can choose from, and Peach's dress is literally the same as Hover Boots

>Link Gadgets
>Get abilities that also encompass some others (Bunny Hood, Hover Boots, Elemental Arrows, etc)
>Get to deal with Navi forever. Thankfully, my fetish is Minigirls and Hotglue, and any excessive nagging that the memes pretend are real would only make my penis harder

Shang Tsung, obviously.

Spindashing sounds fucking rad

But I wanted the items from Majora's Mask.

I would go with the buster if it weren't for the fact that it apparently replaces my hand, instead of letting me transform my hand into it and back at will.
I guess Sonic Speed🏳️

Kirby

like this post for the fool

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Kirby for all of the abilities he can use!

The answer is obvious!

Bunny Hood only keeps Stalchild away. It's pointless.

Sonic and Peach seem to be the only ones with no downsides, and I'd get so much more use out of going fast than just floating so it's autism time, SONIC SPEED