Game has too much content

>third arc of a 300+ hour game has a random chance of triggering/not triggering

LIKE THIS POST.

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Here's a challenge for you:
Roll a food and come up with a food analogy for video games involving it.🍜

Absolutely disgusting

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>Game was made in japan

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This is how I feel for every single open world game. Would much rather prefer a well designed linear game.

games overstaying their welcome is the worst. I cant think of a worse feeling than "fucking get it over with already" while playing a video game. you hate every second of it but you wanna see how it ends. it's like garbage being forced down your throat.

mobile games is like instant noodles, they are quick and easy to play when you don't want to put in the effort but they won't leave you satisfied

>Press X to give a hug, man

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that pizza looks so shit. I bet it tastes slimy, dough undercooked and literally in a pool of grease. grease on pizza is good but that looks entirely grease

Crust looks like shit but muh more = bad is retarded

>Game is unfinished🥡

Git gud, fag

Old vidya
>full bowl of ramen, all the works, eggs, green onion, etc
Nuvidya
>instant ramen, everything else sold seperately

Real talk I would eat the shit out of that pizza

>game is too easy

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>content is half assed
Nice scat hatch💔

>*hot water not included

looks like a subaverage gas station pizza

dumb retard. More = bad is absolutely true if your quality is shit, and that pizza clearly looks shit

NINTENDO LIKE THIS MAN

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Gordon is a fucking faggot.

That pizza looked delicious. Fuck Gordon Ramsey.

>game's content is 90% filler

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>And all of it is bad

Dragon Age Inquisition.

Alien Isolation was too fucking long. Only case I can think of though.

WTF???? WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?

>tfw you jerk off to your fairly seperated heritage.

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I would unironically eat that.

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>you must construct additional pylons

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>game runs out of adjectives other than "bland", "ghastly" and "shocking" and fails to deliver specific criticism of your performance

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Unironically the Binding of Isaac.

>Game gets good user reviews but bad critic reviews

What the fuck was his problem? Fucking limey can't appreciate an actual pizza that isn't from pizza hut? That's a damn good looking pie as an appetizer!

because the pizza looks like garbage. the owners of that restaurant kept around a review from fuckin 30 years ago and no one liked the pizza in a taste test

T H I N C R U S T

It was a paddling pool full of grease

RUSTIC, LOVELY

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>half cooked and greasy
have some better standards

>dick too big

Name 5 better analogy themes that are relatable to every person on earth

I wonder what his thick crust looks like.

Im not american but enjoy american pizza style haha :D

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>join an MMO years after release
>way too much content to complete
>everyone else has already finished it all
The worst feeling ever

>Game has one difficulty option that's too easy
>The next option after it is too hard

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>Warframe

dragon quest 7

That's their thin crust pizza.

The only kind of person that would claim a game has too much (actual) content is some fucking dad gamer on reddit who gets woken up at night by his little Suzie every other hour. Like oh I'm so glad this game respects the little free time I have, lmao.

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>Telepizza
Literal shit tier my guy. Get Vadepizza, Romani pizza or even Domino's before that putrid shit.

>telepizza
>Spain
ayy dios mio, del pizza para Espania

freedom
low taxes
2nd amendment
self-defence

oh wait europoors wouldnt know anything about these never mind

Dominos is also good
Vadepizza is very normal pizza,not bad but nothing exciting

>order a tasty 'go 'za
>see this
wat do

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Witcher 3.

Brap on my face

NO

Jeez even the topping dont want to be a part of that shit

Grease tastes great.

>ctrl+f
>xenoblade 2
>0 results

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>normal is so easy, nobody can hurt you and you can outlevel everything just by doing all quests you get
>hard is so hard, you can't beat the tutorial level
King's Bounty: The Legend

>Not food apology
one job

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This was me when I ended up getting destiny 1 with all DLCs for free bundled with 2 other games, after dropping the game early I welcomed all of the QOL changes, but Sad that I missed the raids. ended up joining a raid group when D2 was announced and did them all, some of the most well-designed encounters in any shooter I've ever played. Sad that they dropped me once D2 came out and was a boring shitfest. Maybe if they re-release it a few years from now i'll get the same experience

health
economics/wealth
jackie chan,

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>a mushroom and pepperoni pizza and could you come on one slice

if it was cooked about 6 minutes longer that would look fine
that pizza is fookin raaw

>expecting cockroaches and fly pizza

borderlands 2 had that problem for me, UVHM can suck a cock, too much bullet sponge unless you farm and minmax like a crazy autist

Yokai Watch 3
Seriously, it's kinda overwhelming how much stuff is in that game.

No.😃

What did he mean by this. No but really.

She’s cute.

so much grease and cheese~

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You're meant to use slag weapons. They even increase your swap speed. Most classes also have at least one skill that helps slag.