My life is horrible i want a gf

I’ll be your GF (male) user
but only for likes

Like my post and you'll get a gf. You can trust me, just look at my hat.

Based

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I rather a trapgf

Having a gf just made me bury my problems. I had to learn to confront the truth.

Girlfriends are overrated. Improve yourself for yourself. Disregard everyone who isn't you. There's nothing wrong with being selfish.

>no argument
retard

>tfw got cute gf
>tfw she enjoys playing vidya with me
>tfw she's just average at best, so watching her struggle with harder vidya segments is comfy
>tfw best sex of my life
I made it bros.

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There's still hope, user! Hang in there buddy, just know that I love you and the best is still yet to come. You just gotta work for it!

just kill niggers and jannies

But does she peg you?

Emotional anguish from gf makes life horribler

my life is horrible i want to reborn

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a gf won't fix your life, user

Your fortune: Good Luck

I would give you a like as reassurance but I can't like OP posts so just pretend I gave you one.

Deep bro💯

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf. Both my older and younger brothers have both had multiple gfs. Why none for me?

Don't need an argument to make fun of your retarded comment

Because you're autistic.

Your fortune: Outlook good

First of all, stop being an incel.
>inb4: >implying
OP is an incel, I guarantee it.

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I work in HR.... I deal with people everyday. I couldn't get by if I was autistic.

how do i obtain the balls to kms?

I have a girlfriend, and soon to be wife. Been together for five years.
We have the same interests, similar tastes, really good chemistry, and the same plans for the future.
>but does she like video games?!
Yeah she does, she's been playing since she was 3.
>but does she have good taste?!
I guess so. Her favorites are Morrowind, Hotline Miami, Kotor, and Portal. Very varied.
>but, is she hot/attractive?!
She is. Red hair, glasses, wide hips, big assets, and pale as all hell. She's a very feminine person, but not enough to be seen as a normalfag. She's not butch enough to be a tomboy either, and instead falls somewhere in the middle, striking a perfect balance.
>but user, how do you even get someone as perfect as that? Are you a normie, or even worse, a CHAD?
Not really. I can socialize but I choose not to. Not popular at all, except for with the few friends I have.
I'm not especially good looking either, maybe a 6. I'm not the best to judge. My body is 5 ft 7 and I'm bordering on being underweight. I don't work out often, and I have some bad acne scars.
But still, I managed, and so can you. There's a meme going around that you should "just be yourself", but it doesn't work like that.
What you need to do, is to own yourself. Work on your weaknesses, while at the same time only showcasing your strengths, at least at the start of your "courting". Be confident in your abilities and don't let your insecurity show. Eventually, someday, you will find one that loves you as much as you love her.
Also, stop jerking off, and stop ogling at every single girl around. Don't cry about it when she doesn't recognize you, either.
cont.

Try heroin.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

cont.
Also, you need to choose your battles. Don't get together with girls you don't like, because at that point, you're using them. Don't try to get together with girls you have no chance with, because you're setting yourself up for disappointment. If you can already get together with girls on the regular but it never works out, you're picking sluts, and acting like a whore yourself. This type of behavior will eventually be your downfall. A resentment will start to form and when you accumulate too much of it, you'll have a long way back to "well-adjusted adult".
You need to choose someone genuine to get somewhere with yourself. Choose love instead of trying to get laid. Go for personality first, and literally everything will fall into place. You'll appreciate in a special way you've never appreciated someone before.

tequila imo

tl;dr

>there are disgusting HR niggers on MY board

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Tequila makes me happy. That's the opposite of what I need.

I'm white

test

>Terrible life
>Wants gf
If you are already in a hole stop digging.

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Is there a place where I can see how to do literally any of this stuff? I haven't been on today until now.

Niggers can be white you dumb shit.🐕

I miss my ex,
Its been 9 years.💔

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get a dog, bitches love dogs

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Read
Ookii Onnanoko Wa Suki Desu Ka

>be single enjoying my singleness
>start to feel kind of alone
>feel the need to have a girlfriend
>start dating, get a girlfriend
>get bored one month in, but still like the person
>make a mess of everything and find an excuse to end it all
>feel like an asshole, in fact, i am one
>realise I didn't want a girlfriend, nor was I lonely, I just needed someone to adore me because I am an narcissistic idiot.
>rinse and repeat, always fall for the same shit.

Girlfriends are overrated. It's always the same shit. I, frankly, am better without that kind of stress in my life. That said, each person is different, and I have friends who genuinely like to be in serious relationships. Me, I always have a better time by going out with friends to events and drink and play videogames, and casually date here and there, than spending the whole day with a girl.

A dog wouldn't fit into my lifestyle, which consists of alternating binge drinking and depression episodes where I don't go outside for several weeks.

Yes and it leaves me in a body high. Best part is it I never have to touch a guy to get it.

Yeah I too pretend I had a girlfriend online to make myself feel better sometimes

Like, did I really had a girlfriend? In my mind, yes, because it's pathetic at my age to never have had one. But in reality... Lol

Rolled 15 (1d100)

Can she peg me too? I'll give you diceroll dollars. No contact other than the probably incidental contact by legs and maybe arms for leverage.

use tinder

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I'll never get a GF i've already accepted it.

Your fortune: Outlook good

have a (You) instead

>>realise I didn't want a girlfriend, nor was I lonely, I just needed someone to adore me because I am an narcissistic idiot.
holy shit this is me

WRONG
THE PEAK MALE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL PRIME IS LITERALLY 35
DO NOT LISTEN TO S O Y DRINKERS

MOST OF US HAVE YET TO REACH OUR PEAK
GIVE UP AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO
BUT ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
DO WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF

YOU ARE STILL TRANSFORMING AND IT WILL BE PAINFUL
BUT YOU WILL BECOME A MAN IN THE END

35 IS THE MALE PRIME
CAN YOU CONQUER YOURSELF AND SURVIVE?

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You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza

Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

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You're memeing but reaction time actually does peak around 33.

yeah ok

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I love fur so much. I wanna get my girlfriend a pretty purple fur coat since she looks so nice in fur.

SHUT YOUR GAY FUCKING FAGGOT MOUTH, YOU CRAB IN A BUCKET

GOOGLE THAT INSULT

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Here have a like

you can become a skelly instead

I'm going to get the job right?

Your fortune: Outlook good

No one believes this because it isn't true. You can have a autistic personality and still look hot if you work out. And in certain environments the looks really is all you need.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

Percent chance

I don't hate women, I just don't feel like I need a GF. Does that make me weird?

You either look hot or you don't. If you don't look good normally, you won't look good if you work out. You'll still be a chinlet, manlet etc

Dutch courage

Got one recently, mate. It's fucking shit.

No one can make your life truly less horrible except yourself. A gf won't fix your life, it's a mere bandaid, just like drinking. Except that you're also emotionally straining another human being.

This.

what does she smell like?

i hear girls are attracted to skeletons

i want a milk drinking gf.

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TRESemmé and Dove.

Why you say that?

at least you're going to be a better looking chinlet, manlet etc

>get gf
>tells me she's borderline 3 weeks later
why is this so common for us?

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>wanted gf
>got gf
>want not gf
>lost gf
>want gf

Too much effort. Want to chill and play games. She wants to go out. Want to spend money on games. She wants to save up and go on holidays. Much better off when I had a 2D gf.

Borderline is a hot meme right now. It's 99% self diagnosed and just an excuse to pretend to be crazy.

>My life is horrible so I want to ruin someone else's life by forcing them to be with my depressed lonely ass

...

>borderline
What does that mean?

beta bux cuck

Don't forget to take a paternity test.

if tails, everyone in this dies instantlyCoin Flip: Tails

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50 likes and we all get a cute white gamer gf

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Yeah basically.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

kys

>Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a personality disorder that typically includes the following symptoms: Inappropriate or extreme emotional reactions. Highly impulsive behaviors. A history of unstable relationships.

holy fucking sht

I did this and she's a better gf than any of the roasties I've been with. Way better cook, way better sex, life is perfect.

>get bf
>tells me he never finished school or any other kind of other education a few weeks later
>continued to be a useless turboNEET for years despite all my support and efforts

Some people are just selfish assholes.

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Yeah, if you're lucky you could settle for a fat lazy slob as a reward working out like a madman

based

Fuck. Think I'm dating on of those thots.

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week straight and not die.

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based dadposter

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>Manlet
*At least Midget.
Manlets with good faces still get puss.

You need to have a slayer face and personality to even out being a manlet

🐻

If you like this post it will negate immunity negation from the previous post

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That's a good advice, bro. Thanks

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

well we are fucked

No.

Most women are like that, we have unrestricted their sexuality while keeping ours, leading to hypergamous activities.

Cope.
It's FACE.
It's attractiveness, personality, and how people perceive you as a being.
Lanklets/ugly manlets forcing "6ft or it's over" are a joke.

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AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeah I'm sure lying down and rotting is way better.
You autists keep dwelling in your misery, while members of the aesthetics crew will become happier and live fulfilling lives.

>Lanklet detected
5'9 8/10 >>>>>>>>> 6'2 5/10

Alternatively, you can like THIS post to add another scoop of ice cream on kirb's cone

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im probably gonna kill myself at some point. havent decided when yet

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Heads: I will get a gf. Tails I die next yearCoin Flip: Heads

you can be /fit/ but can never change your ugly face. And I don't mean acne.

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sorry mate only for C H A D

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Better not be lying you fucking faggot

>mfw people who say they're in their 20s are really in their 30s and still live with their parents and have no job.

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What if you're a muscular 6'2 7.5/10 though?🏴

having a chick as a housemate for a number of years has practically turned me from straight to asexual

I was lifting for a year straight, got reasonably big and nothing changed. Fuck off cunt stop spreading lies, lifting won't change your issues. If you think lifting will change your life you either never got big or are absolutely delusional

run, bro

>circle of life fading in

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>Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a personality disorder also known as being female
fixed

And your point is? Most people are ugly,shorties aka manlets and tallcels aka lanklets kek

Then you're better obviously.
Height is important. But it's still way behind face which can carry you at manlet status. The inverse isn't true.

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bad thread unliked

🙁

I don't even give a shit about the girlfriend. I just want to be able to find happiness in anything again.

oh shit nigger

>tfw a girl likes you

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