Well?

Because I love you, user

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I'm a 26 year old manlet who looks 15

Why own when you can rent.

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Could say not being 2gether makes me 1 dimensional

because im sub 1000...

not only am i 5'7 but i also have acne still for some reason
yes i drink water shut the fuck up

Cause I have a bf

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I love Kass!

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it's probably something in your diet or the detergent you use for your bedsheets. i break out if i eat a lot of garbage but i dunno what food does it specifically

Please Rin... Not today...

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Anything that could go wrong with a person, went wrong with this person, so that is why, now I must go and get the likes in order to fill the void inside of me...
SELLING GOLD COINS 4 LIKES

I'm a loser

>tfw a girl likes you

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I don't need one since i can pay for your services.
I don't mind if you did it with old men the same day

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I'm an incel. I curse god for creating sex. I curse god for creating men and women. I curse my parents for the rat race. I recognize that I am merely the trophy my father earned for conquering my mother. Nothing more.
Life was much better before boners. I want to go back.

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I don't know and will never know that feel.

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>tfw no girl likes you

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Because i only have eyes for you.

But I do!
...just kidding, April Fool's

>score 2049

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I told a girl to shut up yesterday, bros.

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Me too, except 27

groovy

based👌

because i'm on r/v/shit_facebook_says begging for internet points

>2049

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I'm dedicated to my waifu.

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did she suck your cock after?

I'm too cowardly to ask girls out

I tried making a tinder profile, but I saw my own photo, and cringed too hard, and deleted it
I'm also 27 and still live at home. It will be months before I can afford to move out

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My wife wouldn't allow me to

That's a Like from me👌

I'm already married to my lover Shijou Takane.

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💯

did you plan that score?

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>asking your wife's permission
If you were an alpha male she'd instantly forgive you and treat the girl as a "homewrecker"
Only beta males get kicked out for cheating

I've given up on online dating after finding out just how stacked the odds are.

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I'm gay as shit. Literally no other reason.

because it's better to be the girlfriend

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prove it. post a pic of the soles of your feet.

trust me, you don't want one

I'm the same age, never even dared making a tinder profile. I think I'm too broken to the very core to ever do it, I simply don't feel worthy. It feels like a lie to even make an attempt at getting close to another woman, because in my mind I know I'm a terrible person and there are a million better choices out there for her.

I hate myself so much. It never gets better, nothing I do changes this. Nothing I do makes me feel more okay with the opposite sex, I'll never feel like I'm worth it.

I still live at home and I don't even have the option to move out, I have zero education and no job. It's over for me. It's fucking over. Fuck life.

>tfw you finally get a gf and lose your virginity
>but she is asian

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exactly. latina gfs have the best feet.

how much of an omega do you have to be to do something like this? You have to be Japanese salaryman levels of cucked.

I'd rather have a dino🐸

But Asians are the best