THE BOTTOM LINE IS

Reminder DSP is the OJ Simpson of our generation

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>tfw no panda gf

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Reminder that DSP is getting his dick sucked right now by his beautiful girlfriend Kat who cooks him delicious homemade meals in between her 14 hour shifts at Applebees. While you sad trolls are melting down about him and he doesn't even care who you are and will block you if he ever sees you

One Like = One dollar to pay DPS taxes

Get to it!

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>outlasted machinima
>btfo howard and john rambo
>dumped barely legal gf for a thicc one
>owns two houses and different coasts
>plays vidya for a living, his dream job
>defeated SoK
>got Tevin banned on twitch
>makes 100K a year
>jerked off on stream and got away with it
>loyal fanbase
>10 year legacy
>SF legend

yeah im thinking he's based

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If i don't get likes, i'm gonna lose the house!

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Half-hourly reminder.

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Like this post and DSPs house will go on fire tonight with him inside it

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

I would impregnate Panda

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Yea Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Y

His Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations mid stream to interrupt game
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Yea Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

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WOOOOOOW I POSTED 300 WOJAKS AND I DIDN'T GET ANY LIKES HAHAHAHA GOOD PROGRAMMING HIROYUKI

i want to see DSP and wings have a mud wrestling match

I didn't know DSP was a dollfag?

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good post
liked and subscribed and rang the bell
hey be nice!
he has gout so yes he is homeless and smells bad
cool!

Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament

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i agree with these posts

ack

DEAD (H)AIR

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THIS GUY IS A BITCH

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LOL! Let's make fun of ourguy just because his aunt used to comb his hair this way which is why it looks like he's balding when in fact its because his aunt made his hair look like this by combing his hair when he was 7 and he's not balding.

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SALT

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based

An Emergency every week

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>Lowtiergod
he's still active though

Kiwifags will always be eternally seething that DSP has had sex with a non overweight human female.
You can just tell how mad they were when they had to make up shit like "Kat is an escort" or "Kat is a tranny" just to try and rationalize the fact that he has had a gf and they haven't.

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>DSP has had sex

Doubt.jpg

why is dsp jerking to desu girl a meme now

How old is she? She looks 25 at most.

Likes are so low today, guys... this is the slowest day since.... oh my god, this might actually be the slowest day I've had. This is terrible.

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Based

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It's not. That is just a schizophrenia poster.

I may be living post to post, thread to thread, begging for fucking likes and (You)s and shit on Yea Forums for the rest of my life.

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lol damn that artist made kat look even worse than Phil. She looks like a goblin

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Burn in hell Burnell ... hah?

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I'll never understand how you can fuck up turning around so badly

Absolutely based

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>tfw it's true
>tfw he can just block anyone and never face consequences because the same scenario repeated itself so many times, and he never lost the core fans

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He's right lol, his detractors are way more pathetic than he is. They hate him oh so much but watch him daily hoping for a word they can nitpick on to replay the same clip for the 5000000th time to get their videos to be long enough for their ads becaues they are even more desperate for money than he is except they can't even be assed to make their own streams and/or are too ugly to be presentable

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As a non burger, i'd unironically enjoy seeing Phil Burnel as the next US president.

🐇

Why doesn't he just embrace his "toxicity?" Phil would be a good heel on a better stream.

the detractors being so pathetic and weird combined with phil being a complete disgusting retarded piece of shit has created a really insane ecosystem that results in people giving phil thousands of dollars

On the real, though, what's with that Tevin guy? He's all up in my recommendations and it's the weirdest shit. I checked him out and, this month alone, he has like 30+ hours' worth of recordings of himself just sitting there watching DSP's shit. Is he obsessed or something? I like watching the montages of DSP doing dumb shit, but this is some highly bizarre shit.

Welcome to the DSP autism sphere.
Seething people dedicating their lives to repeating the same mantra on how fat man bad.

Tevin's especially petty. He tried to launch a twitch career by bouncing off DSP, only to get karma'd, and have the channel suspended. So now he spends every waking moment restreaming DSP.

DabSydePhil

i really want to know what dsp's main "whales" are like. what would compel you to give him $100s

:regional_indicator_n:

He's getting destroyed by snake eyes and raging like crazy right now😃

At this point I believe that the people who actually still make impactful donations to keep DSP going ARE his detractors as a long time investment because they need DSP to stay relevant and get ad money.

God, imagine him bitching about wars not just letting him win and making stream chat his Vice President.

Fake friend status

it was the same for me

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because you never died to it ever right?

swaggins just did a 50 bit cheer that says fuck niggers.....uhhhh huhuhu

>YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

Is this real?

Reminder that DSP finished more video games than this entire thread combined. He's more of a gamer than you ever will be.

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I WAS BLAAAAAWCKING

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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LOOK AT THIS ARMS

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>someone getting paid to play vidya finishes more of them than regular people
WOOOOOOOOOW

>All employees

lmao I hugged coworkers to a better reaction and I'm a manlet

based our 46th

Is Phil the greatest gamer of our time?

He also gets paid to complete vidya?All Yea Forumsirgins should aspire to be like based DSP.

LOL that fatso.
Check my new tatoo, SoK bros.

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Woah, nice tat bro. Don't forget to watch and edit phil's 48 hours livestream tonight.

Whooo boy. She was 17 or so when they met, and she's only 23 or so now

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Either he's lying through his teeth about the "losing the house" thing, or this "trip back home" is going to be a bit longer than people think
I hope he's moving back to the condo, the defeat in him would be incredible

Wait, he's coming back on him by watching his shit day in and day out? Guess I'll just pretend I never saw this shit. I'm not prepared to face this level of 'tism.

>mfw watching him getting rekt in crash bandicoot

From a TIHYDP

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la criatura de los pechos...

As fun as it is to watch this fat fuck fail at every game he picks up, watching his content as it is presented is enough to make me want to eat a bullet. The only way I can tolerate it is condensed into a TIHDP, as autistic as they are

2nd apte dies in literally 4 hits and he doesnt even try. what a fucking pathetic shitter.

When is he going to release her?

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That horse is locked up good and tight. The only way she's bailing is if she finds another sugar daddy, which wouldn't be too hard considering Phil probably doesn't make that much

i too enjoy watching s.oys of kojima circlejerk over EPIC youtube comments

Has he said when his trip back home is happening? I live in the same part of CT and it would be pretty hilarious to see that lolcow trying to act like a normal human being in public

I think it's sometime this week or next. It's pretty soon

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I keep hearing people say he has 2 houses but has he ever talked about that? Why would he still own a home in CT? Property and taxes here are extremely high so there is no logical reason to own a 2nd home here in CT

He still owns the condo in CT and refuses to do jack shit with it, and he has the house in Washington. He's actually paying for a fucking condo on the other side of the country to collect dust

I still can't believe he made this and thought that people would like it. It's like he took the plot of Mega64's show and made every single aspect about it worse in every way imaginable
youtube.com/watch?v=ycx500SiHn8

I know it's April Fools, but this is going a bit far Phil

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That's not actually her btw

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He's just going on vacation somewhere. There will be zero pictures or videos because he won't be in Connecticut

what is glo gang

>into the feederism/bbw community
>sign up to meet nearby people
>someone actually made a page called "DSP Gaining" here in CT
I swear his detractors are an extreme level of autism

20 min ape cheese and he still died

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I heard he has a serious case of ligma

this ugly son of bich is fucking average of ugly to mediocre chicks and basically, you're fucking stupid

>mfw 7:05
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLij_MjBXQ&list=PL_QtSMEGimbw89OkyzxHf72oKHb6gQ8fZ&index=109&t=0s

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>Why would he still own a home in CT?
Phil claims he has a 90k mortgage on it and its only worth 60k, he can't afford to take the loss. IIRC the plan was to rent it to family members, but they couldn't stay for health reasons.😃

Donated another $10 to DSP

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THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS WTF!!111

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you guys watching him trying to cheese the two monkeys in sekiro right now? even his mods are roasting him

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I think Cuckins is actively trying to get banned. It's so funny watching him implode

This is pretty sad, didn't know it existed.

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yeah its pretty funny how much shit he's been talking to phil lately, even the other mods are starting to join in

If Swagginz wasn't known for doing whatever he fucking wanted, I would almost chalk this up to another one breaking the conditioning.

Wait how do you fight the two monkeys at once? I only did the Guardian Ape that was guarding the flower.

i hope you liked that fight because you'll find the monkey again later.... and this time, he brought some friends

ALL EMPLOYEES

NOTHING I COULD DO

Didn't he say that he disliked Sekiro? I guess it's bringing him the most money

Well I checked it out and apparently I missed them because I visited the area before I had done the guardian ape so they didn't spawn. I'm done with game by the way so unless I do another replay I'm not playing this boss.

>gets a like
Thank you...No really, thank you.

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>spam heal items
>revive instantly on death
hardest game evar!!!

>saying you dislike a game but following through with it to the end anyway in spite of poor initial impressions before giving a full review
Actually based compared to most game journos

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dood how would i know to go for the add first during a boss fight?

>Streams literally day and then sleeps
>Still had 2 GFs
How

One was essentially a slave until she got a job and gained some independence. The new one actually has mental issues and, judging by her body language whenever she's on camera with him, isn't actually that comfortable with Phil. My money is on her just living there as a roommate

Genuinely can't blame him here

both were fans before they actually met him

How do you cheese them?

>check his stream
>he's crying about ad revenue

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10000 dollars are not enough to pay my taxes even for one month now dood

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ahahahahahaha

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Lots of money. Kat lives rent free gets food uses his car and can spend all her income on herself or save up

ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE HE ISNT SERIOUS OMG

His fans must actually be retarded. He's been using the same shit for at least 3 years and they still haven't caught on to how much of a scam artist he is

Modern art coming through

youtu.be/y1zvIdk9yL4

All his old fans drop out and new paypigs come in,its the circle of scamming.

>paypigs

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Fucking entertaining is what it is. As repulsive as he is, I will actually be almost sad when he finally packs it in. Granted, he'll milk every single paypig he can get for all they're worth, but eventually something will happen and he'll stop

Imagine unironically wearing a streamer's shirts

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i want him to get a job that he'll complain about when he streams

Only good games finished matter.

>not being able to afford it
lol

Hell, he might actually start to enjoy games again if he actually does get a job. He won't be forced to play them to scrounge for pennies at a time, and some actual joy might just creep back into his life. But he treats it like him getting a job would be tantamount to suicide

>dsp has 187,537 subscribers
Is that good?

He's been at 180k for about 4 years now.

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How white can you be

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Imagine how humiliating that must be
anything4money

Wooow

THIS IS LOW

>Ackowledges that KH3 is a massive release and important for people
>Still makes fun of it all the time in the most unfunny way possible and fails to follow the story constantly, openly showing disinterest
>Still finishing it, making enemies more than anything
How is he so stupid. If I want to gain popularity than I don't play popular games just to show how much I hate them

TIER

This man is almost 37 years old.

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Why would you watch the King of Hate for anything other than hard hitting unfiltered unedited content that NO one else is doing?

He really hates sekiro doesn't he? Just forces himself through it for the shekels

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Come with me

and you'll be

in a world of pure imagination
youtube.com/watch?v=8sE4ZriCE3Q

Guess what
WRONG

this is a fucking terrible dab. how is he so bad at everything

Gotta say those are some well maintained feet tbqh here

STONE COLD SAID SO

THANKS FOR THE MONEY DUMMY ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK *snort*

>DSP
>white
Maybe in amuttrica

And idiots give him money.

Sex with a horse doesn't count

yo nigger tevin get off Yea Forums thealmightynigger

makes me yikes

>tfw you're stuck being white
>tfw you will never be cool like the gentlemen in this video
youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y

At least I'll always have vidya to keep my mind off it

is swagginz based now?

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Woah. Watch out, he'll do a full 3 hour video scrutinizing your message, and every linguistic side of it, while repeating zoomer memes to his audience

>not buying trash means I can't afford it

My budget for cringe merch is $0, technically u right fag

Better white than some subhuman shitskin

>mfw he did a 10 hour stream watching all of panda's vlogs

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How much money did he spend on Phil?

No.

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over 100k in bits, not sure how much that is in real money

What made him turn on Phil?

#SaveThe🐷

revolting

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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him shitting on sekiro

Let's take this day to remember funny pranks that were played on Phil over the years

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seething gitgudlet's btfoed by this post

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>Console games are more polis----

REDEMPTION ARC