Raccoon City is hiring

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>tfw common, too🙁

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I don't know what I expected

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Wait, they're immune?

So us tyrants are gonna bully the shit out of the lesser faggot zombies, right?

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hello brother

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I got rejected too, guess I'm just too damn good

Beat this

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>get my actual job but zombie'd
What does this mean?

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At least I got a fun job

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Oh, crap.

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Don't go to work tomorrow

I got local whore

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so, no Birkin, or G?

Fellow Dogbro checking in, can't wait to rape Jill

*licks you

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Oh look, I'm ULTRA RARE

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Like this if you're a tyrantchad.

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Hello fellow dangling zombie, maybe we could "hang" out

Please respond

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>tfw I'm the only who actually gets paid

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fuck yea

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Match found

ceiling zombie watches you masturbate

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Will I really be able to touch someone?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Wanna pool our $3 and get a sandwich or something?

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I'm coming for you Leon, we're gonna be best friends whether you like it or not

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Comfy

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wait, you can get Hunk?
Can yiu get Birkin, or Iron?

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Anyone part of Mr.Racoon master race?

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Literally zoomer zombie.🙁

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+1
It's like they've known me all my life.

Good shit, user.

Alright who wants to be the muscles of my scam?

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Guess I'm the only one here with a degree.

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>Life continues as normal

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You can delete the cookies and roll again infinite times.

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Fug

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just got the same thing

Anyone want to hang out?

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So, which job is the designated bully bait role?

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Tyrant. The guy has super strength and all he does is walk around, unable to catch a couple of people in enclosed environments for a whole day, and he does it while wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora.

Huh, neat

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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God fucking damn it, Carlos. Go die from a nuclear strike.

same as even in the fucking video games i am alone,fuck this sad existence

oh sheit, me too

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b-big bros

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I didn't study hard enough to get accepted into the zombie-ivy leagues.

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