Oh no! The Candy Princesses have been captured by the nefarious Like! Golem! Yea Forums Anons...

Princess is sink
Golem is push

Push golem onto a princess, one must be sacrificed so I can nut on the rest

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GNOME'd-pilled

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WELL THEN

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like my post and I'll tell you how to win.

Hot

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Me too

Peep is the most likely to survive

i will spook him away

I'm here to save you, Mini

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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i punch the golem

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

The likes and dislikes, being paired antiparticles to each other, destroy each other on contact

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Only a Like Golem can defeat another Like Golem. Quickly! Like the post and help user build his o-

Oh fuck this what the hell are points making me do.

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I seduce the Like! Golem

All of a sudden, an old wizard appears and grants you a magical scroll with a random spell!

perchance.org/maze-rats-spells

How useful is it?

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You fool! You numbskull! You imbecilic troglodyte! They'll just team up and fuck you up together! You're gonna get gang-liked!

mlpol will stop the golem with the power of friendship♦️

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smash like, hit subscribe, tap that bell icon, sign up for the newsletter, press that Join button, hit F in the premiere chat and see you in the next thread

How 2 roll?

Let me check my luck real quick

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Rolled 49 (1d100)

I parry the Like! Golem! and use my visceral.

Go golden on the like fucker.

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Help the Like Golem! keep the erp candy thots imprisoned.😃

>enveloping plague
>golem dead
>princesses dead
>media reports it as a total success apart from some minor civilian casualties
yup, another great day working for spetsnaz

Rolled 94 (1d100)

I put the Super Crown on top of the Like Golem

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no

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>94
oh...
oh no...

Rolled 2 (1d6)

I'll save them with this 5

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Great job, you fucking killed them

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Rolling for Dodge

I give a like to the golem and invite it to picnic with all the princesses🥂

huh, didn't mean to reply

Rolled 77 (1d100)

Can't win 'em all.

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

Roll 1-6 to see which one you get to fuck.

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Feed the Like! beast his bounty of wenches! Peasants think they will win thotians over by slaying a beast?

I summon ideas knight!

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They're g'not in trouble anymore

Rolled 1 (1d6)

rolling
if 1 leave a like

Oh no, seems like the golem overfed them...

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dice+1d6

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

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Summon greater spook

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

Rolled 6 (1d6)

If this roll matches my post number then they all grow dicks

futafags btfo!

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I summon the best princess

worst princess, she has no hips

tfw no peep princess to pipe my peepy pipe💔

Peep shall rule em all

I NEED MORE POWER

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Peep is worst girl

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>gonna meet a beautiful nigga
Thanks user

Don’t worry bro, I liked it.💯

I still miss it

>rolling for initiative on a d100

Fuck off, peep is literally the best and won last year🏴

Rolled 4 (1d100)

I roll a perfect 100 and crit the likemonster

i summon my familiar🦃

Rolled 15 (1d100)

If I roll a prime number you are all legally required to rim me

15 is a prime number in some countries you know

does ansybody wknow the game whateee u haveto stop teh doctor like the one m moam took me to hwen i wah s a kid and u gaott abeat his nurses 8 of thea to be aexact and rthend u fidghct him and blow him ssupid fuckinsg face up i hate u doctor michales i hate u so muchc dide die die die die die die die die die die die die

if ucna know thsi game thank u bless u jesus loves u sameen

I'm gonna FUCK your doctor

dice+2d6

Rolled 1 (1d6)

you gotta have points, stupid llikelet

It's over, finished! I have the high ground!

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Scrolled and satanpilled

>80 posts in
>still not a single lewd in sight
Buck save me from this hell

Trap them in a net of magic moon beams

Rolled 91 (1d100)

Ok, tough guy, let's roll

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

Please not the nigger

Board merge > Easter War > Google+ > Likes

I guess it's better than Japanese Capchta.

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

The Candy Princesses should get raped by the Like Golem.

fuck all of ythese jewish gaylord ass cunt niggerballs sockpuppet shitflinging derpmonglers

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roling

Rolled 41 (1d100)

You think that little chopstick is gonna be any good against me? Hah! Let's see how you hold up against EVEN HIGHER GROUND!

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forgot to link back to

You trip and got stuck as you tried to get the first initiative. The Like! Golem payed no attention to you and started to fuck the Candy Princesses right before your eyes.

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second

Rolled 38 (1d100)

All of the day bro

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you get the nigger eitherway, im sorry

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>mfw gained 500 points in 30 minutes liking other peoples posts after a morning of trying to actually make likeable content and failing
Holy shit I just have to smash that mf like button, you dont have to sell your dignity and boipucci, just SMASH that MF LIKE BUTTON

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I summon an animal companions for help.🐢

>the virgin content maker
>the chad indiscriminate like dispenser

Rolled 83 (1d100)

I-IMPOSSIBLE! H-how is he keeping up? It can't be because he... NO! I AM SURE TO WIN THIS, FOR MY LENGTH IS SUPERIOR! P33-N15, EXTEND!

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test

Bump

Rolled 60 (1d100)

You can't run away forever

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youtube.com/watch?v=JzmZOU5hVr8
Battle theme If they fight that is

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Rolled 4 (1d6)

GIB CHOCO PUSSY

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Whichever girl I roll has a dick, and that applies to everyone else who rolled them. If I rolled the golem, it turns into a cute like-girl.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

I roll to steal user's waifu.
I get a +2 for my charisma.

princess threads suck
skellychads rise up

FUCK

Congratulations! You got that nigger pussy.

>It's over, Like! Golem, I have the high ground

BASED
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ask and you shall recieve!

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Whichever one I roll automatically becomes a futa for anyone else who rolls it, as well as myself.

That's literally the phrase that started this though

/our/ time is now

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Wargraav should have won

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

I agree

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fuck you hate monger

You niggas better finish this or else

Rolled 6 (1d6)

I want Mini

it's 10:20 pm where I live so at best I can draw the guy swearing revenge and running away

Rolled 40 (1d100)

If more than 60 I land a critical

you died

>implying peep wouldn't eat the golem

But Mini has a dick thanks to

Jokes on you I had an extra life💚

Rolled 4 (1d6)

gives likes for PB-chan

>he sleeps early
Proud of you user, keep those health gains in check.

I put everything on my luck

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Your heart is mine now

I'm a fucking idiot

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Dis nigga also dead

Welp, I guess the golem is going to get his dick wet tonight.💯

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

why not do another roll?

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Whichever one I roll gets a dick, BUT if I roll one that already has a dick she loses it instead

I'll put on a dress to pretend I'm a pretty lady and seduce the Like! Golem!

>Not GOLEM IS NOT GOLEM
>Not GOLEM IS EMPTY
>Not GOLEM IS HOT AND MELT
>Not GOLEM IS PRINCESS

How long until we get a sausage party?

There aren't enough word tiles on the map for that

hmm

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I was forced onto a new IP and lost all me likes from last night

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Kek

Enjoy your peep dick

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>tfw scorelet and cant roll

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Rolled 1 (1d6)

Gimme a three

please leave a like and have no hate i just want to fuck something🙁

I think 1d6 is one of the first to unlock though, you'll be able to roll soon

have a like scorelet

What can I say? It's an ugly city.

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>save_the_princess
>no furfag-bait anywhere

Rolled 3 (1d6)

user below must draw whichever one I get, even if he can't draw.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Unhand my chocolate wife!
Give me 4 or give me death

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hump

I'd hump a princess

based

I use myself cuz I'm immune to likes

You can only save one princess. Which one do you save?

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1 peep please

I save PB and rest my head on her lap/titties

bump

PB princess, I've gone though too much shitposting to betray her now.