>play videogame
>full of women with oversized cowtits
Play videogame
I wouldn't have it any other way
Flatter the better
BIG
Flat is justice!
Just skip to posting the DFC already
Flatties BTFO
imagine not having double D's
keep seething titlet
youre gay
and that's a good thing
Reminder that your score is directly tied to your breast size. Double digit flatties are seething.
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>please post cowtits
Okay then.
Do I need to massage my likes to make them grow?
Why lewds with Misuzu are so scarce?
Yes.
The more often you massage them, the better.
No u
Flat is Justice
Don't worry, user. I'll lend you a hand.
video games are for cowtits though, it fuels t he bottomless reservoir of fantasies necessary to keep the medium alive
>he’s not a true patrician that realizes shape is more important than size
To be fair though my waifu doesn’t even have tits.
>shape
What like fake tits?
Boobs for the boob goddess!
>tfw you like both cowtits & flatchests
Lolis are life
It’s all about how the artist depicts the weight of the tits. Tits kind of hang off the body.
Torpedo tits or bolt ons are definitely shapes I don’t like. Anything with too much sag is bad too.
It’s all about hitting that nice middle ground of firm vs soft. This applies to small tits too, nobody likes tits that look like a sad piece of raw chicken stapled to her chest.
>play videogame
>full of women with oversized cowtits
based
It's great, isn't it?
You mean like this
Not only are big tits hotter than washboards, they're cuter too.
>liking "girls" with no/small/average tits
Gay niggers aren't allowed on my Yea Forums
CONFUCIUS SAY....
GIRL WITH NICE TITS AND NO ASS GIVE MAN FULL HANDS.
GIRL WITH NICE ASS AND NO TITS GIVE MAN FULL HEART.
>those
>oversized
I want to snuggle into Makoto's tail
i love black women with oversized cowtits
Nigga eww
Got any examples of these horrible games? Asking for an enemy.
>Chestlets
Stop! Just thinking about them is making me laugh!
Not again *sigh
*unzips pants
Optimal size is DD up to just slightly larger than head.
You have no idea how cup sizes work
AHHHH I WANNA FUCK MISUZU
>play videogame
>full of lolis with cunnies
Do we need to go bigger?
Yes like that
Imagine restricting yourself to some flat chested bitch
YIKES
Best girl.
I don't.
Yes. Much.
Big tits fill a man's hand,
... but small breasts fill a man's heart
Only patricians like big tits
It's all about the foundation. Bottom-heavy for life.
I would donate my body to Valentine if she would let me touch her tits before I die
Why can't big tits both fill a man's hand and heart? There's no reason why those two things should be mutually exclusive.
Thank you armchair philosopher for the figurative logic
>implying she needs your consent to do whatever the fuck she wants with your body
Not just shape but proportions; sizefags are, by nature, reprehensible.
>Used to have a Makoto folder
>Deleted it because I never used it
In times like these, I greatly regret that decision
Why would you even do something like that?
What would she want to do tho?
It was more the case of it was on my laptop and I never brought it across to my PC.
Still regret it though
>videogame is full of women with oversized cowtits
>the token loli is by far the most popular
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Ah.
Yeah, I can see how that could happen.
External storage though.
>The token flat chest
You are truly my nigga. Proportions are arguably more important than shape. There’s nothing sadder than a girl with tits bigger than her ass/hips.
Source
That's because the cowtits lovers have several different options to choose from, whereas the DFC brigade only has one flat chest to work with, so all the DFC artists focus on the one flatty.
any flatter and I'll keep my batter
>folder
>not using tags
move over senpai, shit's convenient as fuck
>this thread
One day, the internet police will shut down everything that they consider "too lewd" and you taggers will be left with nothing. But I will not suffer that fate! I will have gigs and gigs of tiddies to last me forever!
Nah, man, get a photo manager and tag your own shit. It's really neat. Just search 2d and huge bobs if it's one of those days and bob's your uncle. Much better than fucking around with shortcuts or copies.
Huh, that's actually not a bad idea, really.
When will they learn?
DFC is life.
Instead of girls with oversized cowtits, I wish we got oversized girls.
>2013
Get with the times, gramps
Milktruk just arrive
>character known for having the biggest tits
>new character introduced with even bigger tits
You young whippersnappers wouldn't understand.
I'm onto you.
That's not DFC though.
I know exactly where that's from.
>Like tall, flat chested athletic woman
>Do not exist in fantasy or real life
Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies.
love finds a way
Ryobi has something for everyone
Yes.
But user, that's at least partly the fault of the camera angle.
like my tits
how can one person hold so much faggotry?
Verily.
After all these years on Yea Forums, no amount of faggotry can surprise me anymore.
If you mean that particular picture, it's pretty oversized regardless of camera angle.
no amount of samefagging will make your girl fetish normal
This should be the absolute MAXIMUM breast size in any form of media.
I don't need to normalize my girl fetish, I can just enjoy it in private. Nobody needs to know.
>talking with my cousin recently
>he starts complaining about how he was tricked into watching "this boku no pico thing"
>mfw
How likely am I to get a big titty gf?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
RIP user
Sorry, user, you're doomed to be in a loving relationship with a small-breasted cat lady.
Nice!
"tricked"
Right. Sure.
you should trick him into watching it with you
you should accidentally touch him dick while watching
If you’re American, pretty high. The average cup size is C in the states. Problem is everything else is far too. monkeys paw
i need more likes so i can check if i can get a big tiddy gf
test
Guess she's up for grabs, then. Don't worry, I'll send you the pics.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Sup
And?
You call that luck? She's mine.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I'll post source only if this post gets five likes
Theyve either gotta be huge cowtitted whores or flat maidens. No in-between.
>69 score
But user why would you want to mess up the perfect score
It's already messed up🙁