*tink tink tink*
*ahem*
>FUCK THE DUNMER
*tink tink tink*
Angel Sanchez
Other urls found in this thread:
Levi Nelson
Levi Jackson
Based lizardposter
Connor Miller
That border makes no sense geographically.
The infrastructure and administration technology of the world dictates you'll want borders to at least partially lay on natural barriers, like it used to. Yet this has wonky areas that won't be effectively administered.
This only makes the spiked hard lizard cock up the ashy black dunmer ass harder, of course.
Levi Lee
>this is all it took to destroy morrowinds anus
Charles Cruz
I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
Jason Flores
...
Cameron Morgan
the lizards are ok in my book
Josiah Peterson
liznigs are NOT allowed at my b-day party
Kayden Harris
Not *every* border was always on hard geographic boundaries. Additionally, most of the borders in TES are on such boundaries, with that one being one of the few that aren't (probably not helping to the wars there).
Camden Morris
Based lizarbro, dabbing on nigger elves.
Christian Nelson
Drive N'wah from morrowind!
Jack Thomas
>attack the dunmer while they are at their weakest state in their history
>still get beaten back by a ragtag group of redoran warriors
>best house now is in full control
>swamp niggers still swamp niggers
Wyatt Phillips
>i lost, but i could've lost harder, so really i won
t. finland
Adrian Anderson
>completely irrelevant husk of an ex country
>b b-but we're the best!
kek, dunmer fags really are delusional
Grayson Allen
>can't even refute any of the meme arrows
>has to make up stupid strawmen
Sad.
Jayden Powell
>makes up shit about redoran being in "full control" when we learn in-game that some Argonian tribes still roam southern morrowind, slaughtering entire dunmer villages unopposed.
sad.
Anthony Cooper
Reminder that Bretons are the master race. Everyone else are inbred guar fuckers.
Elijah Morales
>in-game
It's just the shitty novels and Legends.
Evan Sanders
>Abandon the 8 and start worshipping two of the edgiest daedra in existence
>Then abandon those gods to start worshipping a group of megalomaniacs who backstab their way into power and declare themselves "gods" and turn the whole province into a damn pyramid scheme
>Put the whole province at risk by fencing off Dagoth Ur and ignoring him for centuries until his autism starts seeping out
>Create an oppressive society where slavery is legal and political assassination is common place
>Refuse to integrate with the empire even after they beat your ass
>The Telvanni in general
The Dunmer had it coming. Heopefully based Redoran, the only good Dunmer can finally turn that shithole around.
Christopher Price
tbf, that border was temporary when the lizardbros fought a guerilla campaign and occupied swathes of southern morrowind. I think by the time skyrim happens, morrowind's borders are back to normal, although the area is contested.
Zachary Thomas
>>Refuse to integrate with the empire even after they beat your ass
That didn't happen. There was no fighting at all. In fact Morrowind was never fully militarily conquered.
Dylan Howard
This is what dunmerfags actually believe
Kevin Butler
Truly the most autistic race.
Brayden Hall
I'm not saying that the Dunmer could totally beat Tibers empire if he tried ot take it by force, but his conquest of Morrowind was entirely diplomatic. That's standard lore, user.
Thomas Cooper
There's no "control" in the area by the time of skyrim. The Argonians don't actually care about controlling the land and the Redoran don't have the strength to police it.
It's basically a wild west after most of the Argonians headed back to swmapland, although some still remain and attack dunmer trying to repopulate.
Brayden Johnson
The problem with dunmer is despite their physical, magical and spiritual superiority they're backstabbing and hate literally everyone including each other. They'd let their entire empire crumble and their history be wiped out of spite for each other. I want a cute angry autistic dunmer waifu.
Isaac Rodriguez
I just realised that Southern Morrowind/North Black marsh is probably the best place for Beth to set a TES VI. Why do they have to go with Hammerfell, it's the most boring place they could go aside from Highrock.
Jayden Phillips
>implying there's elves that AREN'T hateful backstabbing filth
Jackson Powell
I would LOVE the next game to be set in High Rock, Bretons are the best.
Austin Martin
Bretons, friendliest race. Osimer also won't stab you in the back, they prefer to stab you in the chest. It counts, mer is mer.
Jeremiah Russell
I would love to help in removing lizard shits if you give me dunmer noblewoman bride, a bit plump too (for a mer).
t.Nord
Jeremiah Harris
Bretons aren't elves though. They're humans with diluted Altmer heritage.
Lucas Parker
No matter what I do I just cannot get into Morrowind, should I just give it up and never experience the filthy dirty elf nigger life
Julian Sanchez
Fake Scrolls fans not even playing the new game.
Anthony Hill
Install Morroblivion and try it on that.
Ayden Cooper
Step right up step right up we got a fine selection of pure cut dunmer women right from the heart of Morrowind. Need a loyal woman with an ancestral fire burning in her heart? How about this little number, no illness, good cook, proficient in illusions, she'll charm you into a restful sleep after a full meal!
Too thin? Ahh you are a man of discerning tastes I see. How about this dark skinned beauty, cut from high quality cloth, she can do it all, look at these hips! Your children will be practically tumbling out! Her skills in restoration will ensure that she will be in peak physical form long long LONG after you've died, no doubt from exhaustion! Haha, how does 10000 septums sound?
Daniel Jenkins
I want to but Todd-sama doesn't let me
Jeremiah Robinson
Weird I haven't heard of that yet, thanks user.
Bentley Gray
>slavery
Fuck that, I kill you and free them. And then marry noble one.
Gabriel James
I hope she kills you too.
Jacob Thompson
IMAGINE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FUCKING RED YEAR AND STILL NOT CONQUERING THE ENTIRETY OF MAINLAND MORROWIND. IF YOU LIZARDNIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING TOUGH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ALL OF MORROWIND THEN, HUH? OH THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU FILTHY FETCHERS PROBABLY CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT. YOUR POOR, SENSITIVE SCALES WOULD PROBABLY GET SINGED OFF BY THE SIMPLEST OF FIRE SPELLS WHILE A DUNMER BABY CAN TAKE A FUCKING GREATER FIREBALL TO THE FACE AND STILL SURVIVE. NOT LIKE YOU HIST SUCKING SALTRICE PICKING BEAST RACES ARE GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT SLAVING AWAY ON A PLANTATION.
GOOD ON YOU MY FELLOW MER, STICK IT TO THOSE SHITTY LIZARDS.
WOW A SNOWNIGGER WITH HALF A BRAIN? GO KILL EM CHAMP, BUT DUNMER NOBLEWOMAN AIN'T TOUCHING YOUR FUCKING STINKY OUTLANDER DICK AS THEY PREFER CHAD DUNMER BBC. STICK TO YOUR OWN INBRED RACE, SNOWNIGGER.
Christopher Bailey
Don't forget to buy both, with all DLC, so that you can morally and ethnically enjoy Morrowblivion!
Camden Diaz
N'WAH
Easton Moore
>Heopefully based Redoran
Hlaalu are the only ones not ass-retarded in all the ways you described. Redoran are traditional above almost anything else.
Dominic Long
Slavery is evil and anyone that doesn't think so should be murdered.
When you enslave a people, you place an incentive in its continued existence, remember that advocating for slavery is by definition opposing genocide, and genociding the inferior should always take priority.
It's the year 2019, stop living in the past.
Kayden Watson
YOU DARE FIGHT A DUNMER?!
Jeremiah Wilson
Don't enslave your lovely countrywomen next time.
Yes. And even marry one.
Daniel Perez
Based caps lock for maximum fury.
Ryder Butler
how do I get likes
Wyatt Wright
You give likes to get likes.
Adam White
I believe in slavery on a case by case basis. Or at least indentured servitude. If you become someone else's slave you've no one to blame but yourself. Systemic slavery against a people is just wrong though. Buy a wife! These are good wives they've been taught the art of housekeeping very well do you HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO ENSLAVE PEOPLE?
Dominic Myers
+1 for every filthy mer head placed on a spike
Cooper Reed
This makes me sad. I watched that TES 25th anniversary thing. I expected a nice little overview of the games and how the company changed over the years, but they only pay the first 4 games basic lip service, then suck off skyrim, play some cringe clips of FUS ROH DAH/Arrow in the knee memes and clips of youtubers faking excitement then hype up all their shitty spin offs no one cares about.
Zachary Garcia
how we have fallen
Henry Davis
Nice screencap
Connor Morales
Why does bethesda hate the empire so much
Leo Butler
>he doesn't remember the Elder Scrolls MMO jokes before the actual MMO was announced
Christian Wilson
argonian master race
all others will bow
Bentley Morris
Imperialism bad
Owen Ramirez
>Buy a wife!
Since imperials don't care about justices no more then I guess I will buy one to free and marry. Do you have any noblewomen?
I don't like mmos that much desu.
Ryder Sanders
Its called Daggerfall, dude. Go play it. It’s free.
Ryder Ortiz
>Don't enslave your lovely countrywomen next time
I know it's expected from a waifushitter. But they mostly enslave argonians. You can also find a lot of khajit slaves in Morrowind. Dumner slaves or other slaves from mer and men stock are rare, at least at the time of the game.
Connor Rogers
>IF YOU LIZARDNIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING TOUGH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ALL OF MORROWIND
Because your land is shit with nothing but rocks, cliff racers by the truck load, ash storms and an active volcano. Even the empire doesn't want your shitty land.
Blake Ortiz
>Dumner slaves or other slaves from mer and men stock are rare, at least at the time of the game.
As far as I remember that is true, but still. I don't like it, that's all.
Aiden Gutierrez
💢
Christopher Brown
HAHAHA WHAT'S A MATTER FUTURE LEATHER BAG? CLIFF RACERS REMIND YOU TOO MUCH OF YOUR PLACE IN THE FOOD CHAIN? LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SAINT JIUB GENOCIDING THE CLIFF RACERS. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO A PLANT A SIMPLE ASH YAM. DON'T WORRY, WE CAN TEACH YOUR UNEVOLVED LIZARDNIGGER BRAIN HOW TO PROPERLY MAKE USE OF YOUR RACE'S TALENTS IF YOU COME TO THE NEAREST PLANTATION.
Jeremiah Flores
>the dog barks as it runs away
who lost the war? who lost clay? yeah i thought so lmao
Sebastian Howard
Remove all n'wah from the thread.
Nathan Powell
back to the fields greyskins
Kayden Hill
Sebastian Carter
🥘
Jack Cooper
It is a well-known fact that people that prefer to play as d*nm*r and defend them relentlessly in tes shitposting threads as if they were one are some of the cringiest people alive and I wish them all pain.
Isaiah Rivera
N'wah thread
Owen White
Todd doesn't let me
Jackson King
god I want to suck and fuck argonians.
Justin Wilson
I want to hold hands and rub ears of a dunmer.
Jack Morales
>dunmer players
love the culture and general aesthetics. likes to joke around by calling people n'wahs and fetchers.
>argonian players
haha owo what's this
Bentley Fisher
based
Caleb Morgan
more like dungmer amirite💯
Lucas Hughes
This is what dumb mers actually believe
Joshua Perez
this is a male argonian board
John Kelly
yummy
Logan Thomas
The ORC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity. Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark green skin. This dark green skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the biting blizzards of Orsinium, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The ORC man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(H*man dogs) The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The ORC penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the ORC man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Orsimer seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the ORC man impregnates.
In total, the ORC man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
Matthew Mitchell
Imperials are truly based, the empire shall rise again, mark my words!
Hudson Morris
unga bunga
grug smash hard
Thomas Ortiz
>Orcs.
>good for anything
yeah buddy, your next line will be "and nords are good too"
FUCK OFF ORSIMER
Isaiah Stewart
>dunmer players
rebbitors perpetually stuck circlejerking about one game and sexually fantasize about Cuckbride. They're fat neckbeards and annoying to listen to, rehashing the same five dunmer lore tidpits
>argonian players
Respectable lorefags able to have a conversation about any TES topic. They regularly joke, post art and have good time in general.
Lucas Allen
IT'S THE A WORD
Landon Parker
>literal fucking DISCORD SCREENCAPS
Camden Jackson
go back to your erp discord, argonianfag lol
Isaiah Gonzalez
>Implying anyone here has a score high enough to kill a god
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
James Roberts
>They regularly joke, post art and have good time in general
This thread is the opposite. You are almost as butthurt as the pelinalniggers.
Logan Roberts
t. literal milkfinger taker
Reminder that dunmer worship a trany who took daedric dick up the ass.
Carter Brooks
holy shit for real?
Wyatt Bennett
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT AZURA YOU N´WAH
Jaxson Cook
Crap meme to start with but it turned into a good thread.
Juan Lewis
better than some random heavily modded le bara argonian daddy, fag
Xavier Flores
Azura is cringe tho. Fuck the daedra.
Aiden Myers
>implying vivec wouldn't be the giver of the dick
get muatra'd on fag lmao
Colton Jenkins
>modded le bara argonian daddy
And there you have it. Dunmerfags are closeted barafags. Hang yourself.
Ian Howard
>implying vivec wouldn't be the giver of the dick
Did you even read the Sermons? Vivec was Molag Bal's bottom bitch.
John Bennett
Dylan Perry
>no u
dumb scalie
Carter Flores
Literally all they have left
Liam Morgan
except vivec bit off molag bal's dick and turned it into a weapon in order to metaphysically abort all the unintended pregnancies that molag bal made with him.
Ethan Bell
>argonians unironically thinking they are superior to even the lowest khajiit scum
retarded, mindless drones being controlled by a fucking tree
don't make me laugh. It feels good to be imperial
Jayden Butler
lol
The only thing we can infer for sure happened was faggotry and intercourse. Everything else are shitpost metaphors.
Xavier Smith
The real Bereziah mentions Mournhold being burned by Tiber and the King and Queen killed.
Daniel Nguyen
Fuck you outlander
Henry Brooks
>the lowest khajiit scum
See, this is why dumbmer fags are subhumans ruining TES discussion. Khajiit developed an amazing civilization and went to the moon. But nope, dunmer larpers have to use them as an insult everytime because reasons
Luis Miller
you're high again, puss
Hudson Perry
Wait, I thought I was supposed to be an argonian subhuman?
>If I don't like someone I'll call them Argonian
>If that don't work they must be a Khajiit!
Absolute state of dungmer
Brody Martin
argonians, khajiit
all beasts are the same
get ready for the day of the rope
Gabriel Murphy
YUMMY YUMMY SALTRICE IN MY TUMMY
KWAMA EGGS AND ASH YAMS TOO
DOWN IT ALL WITH SUJAMMA BREW
WHILE THE CATS AND LIZARDS MAKE MY STEW
Noah Cruz
>everyone I don't like is a beastrace
What are you going to call me a dumb Nord next?
Oliver Cooper
>cold as snow
Then maybe we could warm each other. And I don't mean with destruction spells.
Lincoln Watson
Colton Davis
>r*ddit
Caleb Smith
Why is there a cat in my bed and not a hot dunmer chick? I would take you both.
Matthew Morgan
*tink tink tink*
*ahem*
>Fuck Elsweyr and Fuck Khajiit
Juan Reyes
When are we going to get a dedicated Yea Forums openMW server?
James Moore
What's the April Fool's joke this year?
Josiah Rodriguez
The eight veee has one since a year ago.
Hunter Reyes
What is the most fun way to play Skyrim? Roleplaying a Thalmor and slaughtering Talo worshippers is fun as hell.
Mason Gutierrez
How did the human races emerge? I remember reading that early Nords came from the northern continent. How did they split off into imperials bretons and Nords?
Ethan Clark
>Still no mod that ports that armor to Skyrim
Why live?
Cameron Sanchez
Female dunmer who likes nords and dislikes Thalmor. Ignore civil war though.
Grayson Bennett
>bretons
mer mixing
Gavin Campbell
The lamest post in the entire thread.
Anthony Turner
Don't be so grumpy, noldorfag. I don't even talk regular shit against dunmer like others do.
Lincoln Morales
Make a bara argonian. But instead of roleplaying faggotry, make him a womanizer. Get Lover's mods for romance and sex persuasion and make a list of women you fuck during the adventure. Stay with each one a few days and then leave and imagine they've been impregnated.
Daniel Price
>no argonian brute mod
Caleb Moore
ESO's Playerbase in a Nutshell
>dunmer players
Delusional redditors, leftists, weaboos or people who believe being an ashnigger means LGBT freedom
>argonian players
Scallies, RPfags and/or lorefags
>redguard players
Edgelords or portuguese players who believe they wuz yokudanz n' shiet
>imperial players
CashShopfags who believe that cosmetics or ESO-Plus makes them feel superior to others
>bosmer players
Stoners and minmaxerfags
>breton players
WoW vets, templarfags or drama queens
>khajiit players
Furries, RPfags and Deviantfags
>orc players
FENG RUSH subscribers and circlejerks
>altmer players
Germans, jews, AD zergball cheaters and minmaxerfags who got rekt on Wrathstone patch
>nord players
normalfags and casuals crying over "m-muh skyrim online experience!" and "SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!" in a KANTOOOO-esque fashion
Ethan Rivera
>leave impregnated.
nigger tier
Kevin Diaz
t. soi whiteboi
Nathan Davis
bretons were the result of mer race mixing
imperial cyrods were the result of emigrating nords mixing with the nedes and nibenese with the descendants assimilating under an akaviri-colovian influenced culture
Jason Murphy
Why do Argonians attract lorefags?
Parker Johnson
Because we've seen fuck all of black marsh yet. Same goes for elsweyr.
Lucas Gutierrez
i don't play ESO but i can believe this. i don't really get the LGBT thing for dunmers though unless they took vivec too seriously. in which case, they are not a true dunmer.
Ian White
the only thing i've seen argonians attract are scalie degenerates.
Parker Cooper
>i don't really get the LGBT thing for dunmers
This is what dunmer are like in ESO
Gabriel Rogers
They don't. At least not the ones that makes these threads. Notice how they are not able to talk about anything that is not somewhat lore related to dunmer. An actual lorefag would be able to talk about different lore than just this event. Also: they never produce any actual proof and citations.
Anthony Hughes
yeesh, no wonder
Logan Mitchell
As someone that started with Morrowind: disgusting.
Benjamin Rodriguez
technically they are brethren since azura created the khajiit
Levi Rodriguez
Well, I'd like to discuss lore in detail, but the last half a year Yea Forums threads were lower quality. I barely get to talk about anything. I only counter anons when they are obviously wrong.
Ian Campbell
based CHIMp
Robert Turner
Who have cooler and stronger wizards: Altmer or Dunmer?
Xavier Myers
Altmer
Caleb Garcia
Ninenese. Battlewizards who ran Alessian Empire are /ourguys/
Fuck elves, fuck the divines and fuck Auriel. Marukh was right.