GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

I HAVE TO LEAVE IN A FEW HOURS FOR A 12 HOUR SHIFT
MY LIKES
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Call off today! It'll be like an april fool's prank on your workplace!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

QUIET
FUCKING
SHUT UP

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same

I'm literally getting paid$100/hour to lie in my bed this morning and post here

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>he hasn't posted in the threads that have bots that spam likes to get free points

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this aprils fools joke is just making me depressed because I don't get it, and comparing myself to others have always been a huge source of agony for myself

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based

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I'll tell you now, life is a treat!
When it's lived fully as a NEET!
Sleeping in, from 4 to 4.
Leaving plates just on the floor.
Having tendies day and night,
And the hentai - oh, what a sight!
Wagie wakes to his alarm,
Worked like livestock on a farm,
His score is low - he has no perks,
His girlfriend cheats on him with jerks.
And NEET looks on with a smug grin,
Snug in his bed, stroking his double chin.

Gotta get a grip.

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It’s the first day of my new job. I can’t call out.

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I despise my life

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This, I recently started working and my god how do you fuckers even do it, I have so little time to do anything I actually enjoy now that it makes me feel like fucking killing myself

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A nice cup of joe gets the day going.
Why not ask the Human Resources manager over there for some guidance? Just wait 'till she's finished her drink, she might be a bit cranky otherwise!

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This is entirely normal. Life when you aren't born rich is 80% work, 15% sleep, 5% fun.

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Imagine being a wageslave in current year

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I've been working and being at the school at the same time for years now, don't get how you feel you don't have time

>Working

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It’s hell. I want to die everyday.

Likes are how you win at life

I work lumber, every April 1st those cunts hide my bike. No more.

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being alone in my apartment just laying in bed doing nothing at all all week is my only solace in life

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