Well?

I do, she is right beside me sleeping like a fucking rock, while I look at anime tiddys

had GFs in the past, don't have desire for a GF currently

I have a bf

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cuz I'm spamming birthday hats on Yea Forums

Based and redpilled

it impedes on my comfort zone too much

So how does these group function, is there one major channel or are there heaps of small ones and how do I join?

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Too much work

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Because I'm pretty sure my brain is fucked and that I'm incapable of functioning like a normal person.

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Because I used to have the best girlfriend I could ever wish for, and my 17-year old self was too pathetic and was afraid of a serious relationship and broke it off.
I miss her and I will never ever have another shot at a girl like her.
I took god's gift and threw it away and am cursed for eternity for it.

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because women are scary

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Because I'm a socially inept loser with no skills or attractive qualities. Because I have mental issues up the wazoo inflicted by the manipulation of people I care about leaving me completely incompatible with any functioning person.

I'm going to do alone and these threads always remind me

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I want a gf and a bf

Because I got my heart broken 9 years ago and haven't been able to put forth the effort just to get it broken again💔

Because you're too proud to admit that you want to be my personal fucktoy.

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have sex

no u

New apartment,new country,new work and very little time.

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But I do.

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I can't im a fucking INCEL, failed human beings can't have sex

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SHIBUYA RIN is my girlfriend!

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Not even joking I bought a sex doll to replace her

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just be yourself bro

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Because I like money.

Relationships are useless.

>tfw likes don’t work on phone
Fug this abril fools :DDD

Are you a closet pedo? AKA Lolicon

I don't want mindless sex, I have my hand and porn for that
I want a relationship but that's simply out of reach

Women are obsolete

>some girl comes in my house
>says I gotta clean my fridge
>keeps using my first name at the start of sentences
>it sounds weird
>alex....clean your fridge
>no
>no, alex.........You gotta clean your fridge
>I don't gotta
>alex.... people don't live like this
>Just drop it. You won't lecture me into cleaning. So tell me what you're going to do next
>I'm going to follow the law
>what does that mean?
>I'm going to follow what the law says you can read them
>there are hundreds of laws, just tell me what you are talking about
>I'm going to call the cops and they are going to do what they are going to do

normies. Using my name isn't a secret path to get me to do what you say. I don't even use my name like normies do. This law bullying is somewhat clever but I know she is bluffing. She had no confidence when she spoke. Still thinks the cops are the principal that she can run to.

anyway who would want those things around

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B-beautiful.

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Surely I will with this high score

I crave uzuki and moroboshi

Gonna give a truthful response to this one
>Went to a small school
>very few girls over the years
>the few we had were either not dateable ie utterly insane or were intellectually disabled
>over the years and into collage stuck with these people
>my interest revolved around video games and watched vhs tapes due to no real peers as other males were also of the above
>street had no other kids
>thus no social skill gained
>never liked clubs/drinking because I seen what they do to people ie become total wrecks
>years later with a minimum wage job but in a safe position financially because I expected to be all alone and saved as a precaution
>random customer from work who I found cute asked ME out out of the blue
>took her to a few dates but never connected
>made her cry via txt breakup as she thought we had something but I felt nothing and knew the drive to her place and telling her to her face would be too much

TLDR I'm a retard

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Would if I could. I don't even jerk off much anymore. Like once a week if I remember.
I can't really care about women ever since my mother went menopause crazy and betrayed our family. Again.
Like, if you can't trust your own mother, who can you trust?

The fuck are you on about.

Does it do the dishes and the vacuuming too?

I don't have enough perk points to unlock

No why?

Checked.
>Like, if you can't trust your own mother, who can you trust?
Your waifu.

Dabbing on incels

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We'll make it user

The chad Gon vs the virgin Killua.

I got raped by older women as a kid so I am good on that point user.
>cant even fit in r9k

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I don't have one.

I don't try.

im gay and ill also never have a bf because im too ashamed of being gay

Why not? I can understand not being able to get a gf but there's literally zero excuse for not being able to get a waifu.

Being ashamed of being gay is doubly gay and you should be ashamed for that.

But I do have one, she's 5 ft and actually has a figure similar to box knight. She likes to be called little girl and it's adorable when I'm mating press her. But desu despite her being cock hungry af sex isn't the greatest, even when doing it raw. Trust me guys you don't need a gf to live your life.

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Just find some progressive teens who'll think you're interesting purely because you like dick.

Test

I've had phimosis all my life.

faggot

low test

I live in a small town and 95% of grills around my age are gone

You're not gonna make it bro, I'm sorry🙁

same dasu. I only have false phimosis. I should probably just go to a doctor and get it fixed, I'm very lazy though and it's not like I'm getting any action anyway.

It’s weird, there’s plenty of girls that like me but they all have boyfriends or are married. I have really shitty luck with that.

Calling cops on dirty freezer?

Because i only need a few more years to get my wizard powers

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Just never found one that I've liked enough for the position. At least permanently.

It really be like this sometime

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I wanna put my dick in it's butt

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I didnt love her enough. The itgers were not for me and I knew itd be vapid, worthless

further explanoitions needed

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Don't bother user, it's a lie. I'm already 39 and the only power I got was the ability to live with no hope.

You'll probably just stop giving a shit at some point during your 30s.
Which is pretty fucking great desu. It is a power sort of.

your dick isnt your personality user

Are you implying real women do that?

I don't want to be a cuckold

I'm gay

Might as well be. It's malodorous, swollen and generally repulsive.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

How many Likes do I need for the Girlfriend perk?

I've never even made a friend

STEP ON ME RIN😃