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>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
A education game/program that simulates living life, as simple as that, and YOU ANONS will be making the decisions for who we play as!
We've been playing as a girl called Ping who was born in China and has illegally moved to the US for a better life, and now we're married and have a child.
AND NOW WE'RE HAVING A NEW ONE!
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>chink grill surviving past the age of 1 month
what the fuck
she's making up for all those lonely years
AND WE HAVE A BABY GIRL! WHAT DO WE NAME HER?
I'm too lazy to show the whole list, the first user to guess a name that's on the list decides the name.
Besides diabeetus why is ping doing so badly? Dont asians live to be 120?
Stacey.
janet
amy
you need to dump this jason cuck, get our alimony and child support $$$ now so we can move on to the next guy quickly
Eva
Stacy
hillary
Alice
STACY
She was stunned growing up because no food. Her mother has diabetes not Ping
>clinical depression
fuck yes
>Just aborted previous child after thread agreed to have more kids for a bigger tugboat
This right here is exactly we gold dug a broke ass man who hasn't worked in 4 fucking years
And that's the first name that's on the list, now we have two kids!
stunted, you mean.
I'm reposting the same image because what the fuck is going on with Keith's health after he had the Measles
KEITH IS A BIG BOY NOW
Also our husband has depression now. Wonder why.
Jason really needs a job
High jackinng Ping's thread to make an announcement. Didn't you know that Turkey is white? Turkey is European yall
DIVORCE JASON, ACQUIRE ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT AND SEEK A RICHER MAN
>Jason has clinical depression
A true neet indeed
ONCE AGAIN, HOW?
Probably cause that beta bitch takes Ping's feminine dick every night
We are a strict anti-vax family.
WOKE
where can I pirate this?
Genetic garbage
Husband is no longer depressed, but our mother died. F.
Why abort when you can just Not Vaccinate? That way you get family tax breaks
PRAISE NURGLE
OH SHIT OUR MOTHER WAS STILL WORKING HER ASS OFF IN CHINA
WE'RE FUCKING RICH BOYS! but still F
>mother in law dies
>cures depression
Based mom. F.
>our husband's depression died with our mother
HMMMM
holy shit
*it aint me starts playing again*
F
She died young and was a strong single mom widow. Respeck
How does a poor chink die from diabetes? Isn't it a fat person's disease?
Guess Jason doesnt need a job after all
DUMP THE NEET
HE'S A DEAD WEIGHT
i wuv my mommy
HOLY FUCK, TIME TO DUMP IT IN THE POWERBALL
How in the literal fuck did she earn that by farming rice fields
MONEY MONEY MONEY
MUST BE FUNNY
IN THE RICH MANS WORLD
Good goys
She did domestic chores IIRC.
She suck conga line of dick for American dorrar
I invested into gems and mutual funds, and our daughter is going to school.
illegal gutter oil business
Yeah. “Chores.”
What the fuck our parents saved a hundred thousand bucks? Thanks, worker ants!
DO WE CONTINUE TO LIE OR NOT BE A CHINK FOR ONCE?
>gems and mutual funds
/biz/ and bearpilled
lie
Keep lying.
Stretch that truth like a teenage gymnast.
Lie
lie
LIE, LIE, LIE or DIE DIE DIE
How did the expenses go down that much ?
stretch that truth
its what mao would have wanted
lie lie lie betray steal
We’re a chink, what do you think?
PHOENIX WRIGHT TIER BLUFFING!
You're still poor check my fathers new job and his income mwahahaha
Why is Jason still unemployed?
we need better friends.
WINNA WINNA, KUNG POW CHICKEN DINNA
>22 conscience
Our motherland would be proud
FUCK OUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD
GODDAMMIT STILL COULDN'T GET A RAISE
I keep changing them accordingly.
It's a shame you're depressed and retarded
Oh dear, looks like diabeetus runs in the family. I hope we don't get it.
Unbelievably BASED
FUCK
If only you could shoot up the workplace like a true American
Imagine not getting a single raise in 10 years.
Well now he's never getting a job.
Oh SHIT
where's the divorce option, am I right, fellas?
>health and resistance keep going down
You feel it too, don't you?
Ok real talk : the game has trouble processing the exchange rate when moving from a country to another. That's why once, I moved from Africa to the US and found myself with more than a million bucks when I should have had the equivalent of 300 $. Probably the same here.
*it aint me stops playing again*
I mean, I can do that. Should we go for it?
>tfw we are the ones being golddigged
How did we fuck up so bad
Divorce this fucker already.
Fucking lazy-ass dead-weight
YES FUCKING DUMP HIM AND SEEK RICHES
DIVORCE💔
single mother time
Think of the kids.
We won't have truly lived the life of a woman without divorcing a man and depriving him of his kids
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
WE GOT HIS GENES, BREAK HIS HEART AND GTFO
He isn't contributing
The real cucks were us all along, but not any more.
He literally never had a job.
You deserve someone better. A Real man.
Should have divorced him immediately after the inheritance.
Exactly! The kids deserve a loving white father with a fat paycheck who can take good care of them!
We should remarry, though
>you will keep half of the household assets
BASED
>single mother of hapa children
Supreme Gentleman mode soon
Wtf does that mean that human waste gets half our inheritance?
AW FUCK
What will he do now? Will he live in a gutter? Should we care?
Oh fuck off. The ex-husband clearly hired him.
IT WAS THE FUCKING NEET I BET
HE'S BUTTMAD THAT HE LOST HIS NEETBUX
DOUBLE BASED
BASED THOT PATROLLER
Yes, user.
We’re cutting our losses here, because we were so fucking stupid we gold-dug an unemployed dude
NO TIME FOR FUN
Also our son smokes now
>keith started smoking
It begins.
""""""""""""burglar""""""""""""""""""" fucking jason man
Keith definitely fucks.
At least our son is doing well.
How much of that shit went into bulk crates of Mountain Dew and vintage Magic The Gathering cards?
Can you take a look at Keith stats like appearance and stuff?
get dabbed on chink mwahahaha
HAPA CHAD
Fuck this one is too real💔
And now he's graduated, too, but he couldn't get into college, fuck.
I don't know, if there's a way someone tell me.
What the fuck, Keith is a pedophile
When will we become grandma's? Try pestering Keith to receive grandchildren.
>t. depressed retard😂
Health is getting a bit low there, better drink a potion ASAP
Maybe just click on their name?
OH FUCK WE FOUND A NEW MAN
HOT OR NOT?
>neet
fucking nope
WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE FUCKING POORFAGS
>Health: 35
He'll be dead in decade! FUCK YEAH!
8k is too low. Dump like radioactive waste
NO
not
That's one happy fella, poor ass fella too
We really seem to attract the jobless guys.
dirtpoor unhealthy weakling
we can't get any better i reckon
NOT
That's one happy fella, poor ass fella too
And nother one bites the dust.
And our daughter has a BF.
nice goiter
We're a single mother in our fifties, what the fuck do you want?
What’s with all these broke whitebois we keep stumbling into? Where’s all the big tech kids? Does everyone have a meme major?
Guys, our expenses are far higher than our income
FUCK YEAH WORKING OVERTIME PAID OFF
>trade school
Sounds good. Cuck your daughter
Ping's approaching death. does the game end when she dies?
>50% of the family has goiter
What the FUCK Turkbro? Explain yourself!
We hit the big time, baby
Let's go back to China
We're losing money fast. Gotta find another job.
Our son and our daughter's boyfriend got jobs, but our car got stolen. Fuck.
Do we take this offer?
>4% raise on a Secretary's salary
WHEW YEAH
DO IT
INSHALLA BROTHER
Do it.
This is such a fucking stupid idea.
Do it
ez moni, YES
FUCK YEAH, American dorrar!
Do it.Zero conscience, we're already a demon
hell fucking yes
we're rich
BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES
Dont fall for it.
What could go wrong?
pinkwojak.jpg
>Work as secretary for 30 years
>son has a better starting wage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What a shock!
uh oh
HOT
OR
NOT?
Also I'm getting tired as fuck, may end this soon and continue tomorrow.
>neet
fucking nope
NOOOOOOO
What a STUD!
>age 67
Isn't he retired?
What's with these poor faggots trying to mooch off of us?
I think we've found out why our girl is depressed I guess. If I don't lie about this the truck of peace will visit me soon
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
also fuck
I wanna fuck Keith
Eh, she'll be fine.
Our daughter graduated and got a job, and we got another raise!
Fuckin' Cali faggots
>Geology
lmao
And our son moves out. If nothing interesting happens in the next few minutes I'm going to end for today and go to sleep.
>3% raise
WHOOOOO! WE in the /bigleague/ now boys!
WHY IS SHE GETTING PAID LESS THAN KEITH FOR THE SAME POSITION?????
Our daughter moved out to and our son is getting engaged.
WAGE GAP IS REAL FAGGOT
Go TIL YOU DIE!!!
This chink needs a fucking qualification
#MeToo
Damn, what a champ
Or not.
He’s engaged to a hippo
Frances Quentin sounds like a guy. Is our son a gay? God truly punished us for our lies
UH OH
What the FUCK Keith?
>Frances
It sounds like a man name
And they make up and get married!
Anyway I'm about to pass out, I'll continue tomorrow. Goodnight faggots, it was fun grinding this for likes haha you all got duped
It's 2019 BIGOT
Keith saved it. Goodnight, skeleton.
this bitch is going to take the money and the kids i can feel it
NICE
>grinding this for likes haha you all got duped
You motherfucker. I'll never upboat you again.
G'night
I'm already big leagues so idgaf about likes...
Any user want to help me islamify Israel and become a politician? What work should I get?
Office worker to blend in with kikes
How does your boyfriend die of dehydration when you've got such a (relatively) huge net worth? Didn't you let him in your house?
Maybe that XCOM Commander should've started his playthrough later
