SPLATOON 3 JUST GOT ANNOUNCED
GET IN HERE LOSERS
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SPLATOON 3 JUST GOT ANNOUNCED
Dylan Martin
Aaron Barnes
Ryder Bailey
Xavier Sullivan
they cute
Bentley Wood
I would unironically play and masturbate to this.
Alexander Thompson
callie > marie
Wyatt Cruz
What the hell? Isn't this just a DOA parody?
Jackson Lee
Michael Reed
what are their names?
Jordan Evans
David Collins
You could drop the lewd elements and I'd still download this. I just want some damn Splatoon spin-offs.
Bentley Lopez
But its mobile, ew
Lincoln Hernandez
Cooper Flores
Isn't the right just old Pearl?
Hudson Jackson
Not so old desu, she looks 17
William Davis
I mean that was an old concept for her, I think.
Blake Smith
Wtf is this shit
Where my waifu marina
Nicholas Ross
>literally DOA Xtreme: Squids edition
>is an April fools joke
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Landon Myers
I mean would you really be hyped for a fanservice game about squids on mobile?
Austin Cooper
That hurts
Adam Diaz
Callie is pure! PURE!
Angel Watson
I wouldn't be. Octos, though
Wyatt Richardson
NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN
Leo Green
That sounds great though.
>dating sim with fun minigames and memes
Robert Long
But artists that have done smut and openly lewd works in their past don't get to have their products on nintendo hardware.
This has never happened before, and never will.
Eli Wood
NO FUCK YOU
IT'S APRIL 1ST
TRUST NOBODY
Ian Thompson
>But artists that have done smut and openly lewd works in their past don't get to have their products on nintendo hardware
The entirety of Xenoblade 2 says hi.
Matthew Howard
Tf?
Most of xenoblades art was done by Japanese ex-porn artists because in japan porn artists are just... artists.
Nathaniel Myers
>pimp out your MC and give gifts like clothes and accessories to your squidfu/ octofu
>go on dates and play volleyball/ pool hopper and stuff against other couples, plus Splatoon-related gameplay stuff
>show off your waifu online
>the objective of the game is to propose to your waifu
>which unlocks new shit to do for postgame
Sounds like GOTY to me.
Aiden Ortiz
>would you really be hyped for a fanservice game about squids
Dylan Gomez
...yes, that's the joke.
Toru Nakayama did lewds in the past, even if not many people remember it now, yet MMZ if obviously on nintendo hardware and shit like Dragon: Marked for Death still is to this day.
I guess my reference was too old for you guys.
Kayden Brooks
For shit's sake, do you guys not know the artist for that piece he posted?
Juan Ross
>minigames and memes
It would be so epic if it was real :smiley:
Kevin King
>squids in water
not canon
Andrew Morgan
WHY IS THIS SO LEWD?? I LIKE IT
Hunter Hill
Pantsu on head retarded
Dominic Ward
>no ass battle
it's shit
Benjamin Parker
??
Daniel Scott
damn