Only VERY lucky people here
Your fortune: Outlook good
Only VERY lucky people here
Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>still fortunelet💔
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
8
Dab on those who are not fortunate
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
fortunes???
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
nice but check this 2
FUCK
Never lucky
Your fortune: Average Luck
hi there white boi ;)
Soo what. I get yous if I get a 5?
jkgkjgj
Rolled 3 (1d6)
CHeck it
Check these LUCKY FORTUNES
Rolled 73 (1d100)
Tsk.
i always roll "disappointing but ok" ones
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I'm gonna get a girlfriend.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
No, I'm going to get a girlfriend before my 25s.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
5
checkem
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
How does one get their fortune?
Let's try
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Please give me a 5
>tfw bad luck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
check this 4
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
*ahem*
bitch please
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Poor kid.♦️
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
will i break 1k with this post
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I'm gonna impregnate my waifu
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Getting a job 2019 :
BLACKED
Your fortune: Average Luck
...
BLACKED
I want good luck
The # isn't necessary anymore I guess.
I will impregnate this user's waifu
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
check me lucklets
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Rolled 64 (1d100)
45
3
how to activate fortune?
Rolled 5 (1d6)
55555555555
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
you´ll have to like this post
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
dab dab
can anyone roll for me, I don't have enough score to roll for myself
Spare this miserable user some of your likes so that he can join in the fortuner's club with the big bois.
ITS NOT FAIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your fortune: Outlook good
5 likes and I kill myself.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Rolled 6 (1d6)
55555
5♣️
Here you go lil fella
Your fortune: Good Luck
Rolled 1 (1d100)
91
Fuck assassaassa
What should I do today?
1-10: Drink my own cum
11-20: Drink the cum of all the anons in the thread
21-30: Water the plants
31-40: Read some shit
41-50: Play games all day
51-60: Shoot up a mosque
61-70: Fuck my teacher
71-80: Destroy every single video game I own
81-90: Lick a dog's asshole
...
Will Seismic release Wolf girl with you DLC this year?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Better get to it!
`
Rolled 74 (1d100)
the fuck?
Rolled 19 (1d100)
Here it comes, user
Reply to this post with a question and the fortune perk and I'll shall reveal your future
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
TSUUUU
I don't know how to get fortune?
Fuck off, skeleton
I'm a video game
how do i do that
heres an easy 4
Your fortune: Outlook good
lemme get this 5 for my first post this event
How do I get my fortune read
#fortune
wat
testicle
>5
I've done it for you plebs.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
♣️
Nigger
...
>tfw a likelet
Full luck or bust.
>niggas not putting fortune in the option field
>Very bad luck
You can keep it
Gimme gimme
OP's post is so based that I don't even have an option to like it.
im a lucky one
>
Your fortune: Bad Luck
test
I don't trust you sekelton
I dont need no fortune thing just check my dubs since my fortune is great!
>tfw so close to fortune
>it's the only perk you even care about
>nobody like your cat pics you post
just fucking end me senpai
go away baka
check out this luck
Your fortune: Bad Luck
I thought this said Fortnite Thread and we were actually gonna talk about Video Games
🐚
Have a pity like from me, user.
test
heck, I forgot it was april 1st
looks like I missed most the shit
We're all gonna make it brahs
That's me. I only have great fortune.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I'll be liking godly luck from the bottom post up. I trust you do your part.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Rate my doggo, but please be kind for he is a bit retarded
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Outlook good
thanks friend I'm one perk away now
yo doggo cute
Your fortune: Godly Luck
LET'S GO
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Your fortune: Average Luck
liked for godly luck.
Remember to do the same for other gods
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Give me your power.
How do fortune?
Give your likes to the luckiest and luck will come to you.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
where is it?
testing it out
I eat farts for likes
gimme it
I'll get more likes or die trying
Your fortune: Godly Luck
I have Excellent Luck
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 1 (1d6)
I need all the luck I can get please gods
Step aside luckletts.
Your fortune: Average Luck
laughing whores.jpg
Please I want to go to bed have I unlocked fortune yet
Thanks pal.
Let's go
tfw doing okay👌
GODLY LUCK
I am but a lucklet but please spare me a like for my good advice
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
We're in this together man. I'll help you.😃
get
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
have you got it yet?🐱
Don't give up, skeleton!
Let's roll
Thank you user! You pushed me over! +1 Like for you Godspeed brother!
Your fortune: Good Luck
>tfw score resets
check my 5
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Fuck you user
Just don't go to work user
Or stay at work forever, as I am doomed to do
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I don't know let's find out
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
NO WAIT IT'S OKAY THIS NEVER HAPPENS I SWEAR
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
off by one
Jealous of my luck, lucklets?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
das it mang😃
fucking easy👌
Yeek yeek woop woop! why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back motherfucker! You don't know me like that!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Yang will be president
Can't get dubs here, fagmo
If this fortune is below average, I'll spread my curse and none of you shall ever have good fortune again.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Maybe you can't, but I can.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Fortune??
WORK IT user
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT
Fear not shitter, I shall read you your fortune.
BEHOLD
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
No, u
YES! THANKS EVERYONE!
Rolled 3 (1d6)
COME ON BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHAAAAANCE
FIVE
FIVE
FIVE
FIVE
FIVE
>too much of a scorelet to get fortune
how do i unlock fortune lads?
Godly Luck
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
out of the way badlucklets
Your fortune: Outlook good
Fuck off.
YOU DIDNT HEAR ME GOOKMOOT
GODLY
LUCK
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I'm using Clover, what the fucks going on?
T-that's the power of REAL bad luck!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
IT AIN'T ME!
IT AIN'T ME!
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON!
i want to be lucky and happy
I want a dark boy!
Post more, like more. We climb together.
Hello good user, I'll be your dark handsome stranger for tonight. Please make sure to stock up on 10 gallons of lube.
Your wizard brothers will help you out, take a like and a fortune my good friend
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Test
Rolled 4 (1d6)
*Snorts loudly* RAY OF FROST!
Plz
only godly luck for me
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
How much is fortune anyway?
ONLY GOOD LUCK OR BETTER CAN ESCAPE THE DINO
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
no... I don't want anyone to fuck my ass.. NO.... NNNNNNNOOOO
Your fortune: Average Luck
OOOOOOOOOOOO
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
My Thalmor magic will protect your mtoher in her sleep!
heh
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Help me get fortune!
In trade I supply you with all of my emojis.😃
You've earned it, friend😃
Away with you, black stranger!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
FUCK YOU GIVE ME MY FORTUNEEEEEE
Your fortune: Outlook good
shhhh now my sweet prince, just take it like the big man I know you can be
yay
ONLY YOU CAN HELP YOUR FELLOW ANONS GET FORTUNE
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, ONE LIKE AT A TIME
This fortune is my life.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
here, take this like
rekt
WILL I GET TO SPOOK SOON
Your fortune: Outlook good
I GOT YOU BROTHER, A LIKE AND A FORTUNE FOR YOU
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Tell me please.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
THE DINO RAMPAGE IS OVER
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS GOT EATEN BY A DINO
test
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Test
>tfw you get dubs on Yea Forums
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
O-okay.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
user, I...👌
>tfw you suck
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Goddamn it
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
predicting OPs love life, I'm a professional clairvoyant
Your fortune: Godly Luck
...
Here I go
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
What is going on
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Uh oh
>luck builds
Not so fucking fast.
O MY RUBBER NEN
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Who [Tomorrow]-Gang here?😃
if lucky your mother dies in her sleep tonight
Your fortune: Bad Luck
nice tripcode
Everyone! Point and laugh at him! He can't fortune! He thinks it goes in the name field!
Your fortune: Average Luck
I guess!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Test
fortuneteller will I ever sit on a bed drinking beers next to a cute anime cosplayer who you can't tell is a boy or girl so you have to subtley try an get an answer from them all night, beer after beer until they start getting more and more horney in their drunkenness and try and get with you but you don't know if they are a boy or girl so you are hesitent and try and deflect while still trying to find out if its a boy or girl and it starts getting more and more heated until finally they straddle you and you finally find out they're a girl and you leave disappointed
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
HEH
Will i reach dino and skelly territory?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
FINALLY I HAVE ACHIEVED FORTUNE
DINO HERE I COME! LIKE THIS IF MY FIRST FORTUNE IS GOOD SO I CAN GET DINO PLS BROS!
close one
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
...
Check em
Your fortune: Outlook good
jokes on you, she died 8 years ago
cute
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune:
Don't lose hope user!
We make our own path through life!🍰
here this and a like is for you
Help me go bone mode
why is this stupid not working
it's here!!
Your fortune: Good Luck
if lucky you die in your sleep tonight
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Big memes here
what le fug is going on
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Here is for you lads putting in work. I believe in you.😾
I got you dinobro
You get that bone
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Yea Forums gold comes with a clairvoyance plugin now.
Here, I'll read your palm for you.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I'M CLOSE FOR SPOOKY
Your fortune: Good Luck
I AM SO CLOSE user
thank you
oh shit im gonna kms brb
nice
Rolled 7 (1d100)
Check this 69
FOOD IS WHAT YOU GET TO EAT FOR THE WHOLE WEEK
WHATCHA HAVIN user?🥛
Gimme points
I DID IT
I can finally quit this stupid website for today
you're not given points, you get 2 points for every post
I'll have...
BONES
>fortune bad luck
guess my suffering continues
🥕
it's alright if lucky you will find true happiness tomorrow
I am naught but bone now.
Thank you.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
forgot
Your fortune: Average Luck
I hope you're right, here have a like
...
gimmie
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>tfw 42
Test
thanks
if lucky you will find the perfect gf that will suck your dick every morning for the rest of your life
Your fortune: Average Luck
How do I roll my fortune?
So far from Fortune, are we gonna make it?🙁
WOO! finally got fortune after baiting a few threads, give me a good fortune faggot
Your fortune: Good Luck
Will fellow anons give me likes?
sure
I got this thing.
Does it mean anything?
I hope this isn't breaking the rules,
I don't want to do anything illegal
If bad fortune I kill myself
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
guess the dildo I sent you is about to arrive👌
Never cut down a tree in the winter user, you never know how beautiful it might be when summer comes.
/fortune
I CAN'T USE MINE YET FUCK
King of Gets, let me be half as fortunate as you
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
can someone tell my fortune?
Sure.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
how do i become one of the cool peeps tell me now
Better start giving those Likes, senpai.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
Check THIS 5
like for like please respond
Check em fags
SIDNsdoifbdaipofhbaposilfdeq🍅
here i try again for you user
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
[VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS] [VGS]
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Give me 5.
h-here i go
test
enjoy your fortune
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
A five for a five
Bls gib fortune xDDDD
>2
HOLYSHIT
test a
please generous anons roll to see if i get a girlfriend this year
HAHA! BLACKED!!
Rolled 6 (1d6)
nice 5, take this like and check my 3
since you asked like a faggot
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Rolling
I am growing stronger.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Shameful display, friend.
Fuck off if i don't get it right. #fortune
>#fortune😃
ono
it goes in the name field user
Your fortune: Average Luck
>#fortune😂
Rolled 5 (1d6)
okay how about you check this 1
heh, step aside losers
Give me the power I beg of you
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>#fortune
You're like a littel babu. Watch this.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Alright lad, give it to me straight with my fortune.
Your fortune: Outlook good
I'm rolling for all you lurkers.
I am the best
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I need 4 more perks to unlock aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa♠️
How do I get my fortune?
What is the likely hood we'll get a new Half-Life?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Your fortune: Bad Luck
How do I get a like or give a like?
I'm almost there. ALMOST THERE.
Oh. It's worse than I thought.
You need to accumulate perks with likes to get fortune. I'll give you a like.
test
Have a like. I just made it myself.
18 perks for me
fortune ?
showscore
HELP
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I don’t get tuh
Rolled 26 (1d100)
How about you check THIS 1?
God bless, user.🍞
.
I need some likes. If you can't give me a like, I need a (You).
I'm under leveled, pls help.
fuck off
Will I get laid?
👌
I'll send my best PsiOperative to help.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Rolled 99 (1d100)
check this trips
Lemme check...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Rolled 5 (1d6)
This 6 decrees that you won't.
Test
1 + 1 = 3
Thanks frens
I'm sorry user, but my mom packed me some extra lunch, here, have some🍭
check this luck
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Your mom gave you a lollipop as lunch?🙁
test
my boys will aid your PsiOp on this mission
How do you fortune?
Rolled 75 (1d100)
dubs not bad
All these peasants asking for fortunes, at least have the decency to thank us for assisting you.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Will i get rich this year?
bros..
test
#fortune
Lemme try this
I am growing stronger and soon will no longer need you.💔
what's going on in this thread?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Vigilo Confido my brother.❤️
Come on now!
i predict ur gay
LMAO1!!!!!!!!!!!!1
happy
I DID IT.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
What is my fortune daddy?
let's see
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Rolled 41 (1d100)
these trips negate that
Never forget where you came from user. You started at the bottom, we all did.
Your fortune: Outlook good
oh fuck off
My luck is unbeatable
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
We all did the same climb, do not look down on your own people.
In time they will join us in the sun.
holy flippin based
What will my day be like?
Mirin'
sur e
Rolled 76 (1d100)
will i find love this year
hmmmm
fuck
>( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>Gabbu
Pottery.
Trying
I don't know what the fuck does that mean
ok
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Rolled 49 (1d100)
My first roll...!
niggers
Will today go good with him?
Ya'll niggas won't ever be as lucky as me.
You still have a trip on.
FIRST SCORELET TO REPLY WITH SHOWSCORE ON GETS A BONE LIKE
BONE LIKE
Rolled 36 (1d100)
learn to roll
my fortune is so bad i cant fortune right. hecc.
hes typing #showscore in the name field like a newfag
PLEASE HELP I NEED THE LIKES TO FEED MY CHILDREN
Am I ever gonna score?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I SAID SCORELETS YOU FUCKING MIDDLE-CLASS CITIZEN.
gay
*raises paw*
Forgot my fortune...
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
fort(u)n(e)ight
Let's look at user's chance of getting likes for his post.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
what is this gay shit moot
what sorcery is this?!
lets see
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
ara ara?
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
PLEASE HELP I NEED THE LIKES TO FEED MY 100 SLAVES AND MAIDS
Will I ever be happy
Rolled 1 (1d100)
like cuck
check these dubs
Am I scorelet enough Mr.Bones?
if this posts ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9, console wars and console vs pc war will cease to exist on Yea Forums
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
ya dun goofed
What's happening in Yea Forums(nel) today?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>no dub
>1 out of 100
this april fools event is so retarded
Rolled 1 (1d6)
look at this 7
Rolled 82 (1d100)
here try this
I'm having a party and you're invited. You DID bring your party hat RIGHT?
check em
but of course.
Tsk. You'll never keep up with me.
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>it's the next locked perk
Am I too late now?
NO
YOU HAVE TOO MANY DIGITS
yes ma'am
I have an extra special one
IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEE
I AINT NO
Your fortune: Good Luck
Rolled 71 (1d100)
w-wait try this
I'll help you with a Like, user.
Present and accounted for!
BLACKED
based KoG
fuck off cirno
Rolled 31 (1d100)
IT WAS JUST A PRANK
Here you go little mankey🥥
dude, you should stop
Rolled 51 (1d100)
I WILL GET IT AHHHHHHHHH
We're all gonna make it.😂
skeletons are invading you now
*counterattack*
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>implying dino has even the smallest shot at standing up to spooky
GOOD ENOUGH IM OUT
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Heh check this shit out.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
if i get an 8 everyone has to like this post
try this 5
😂
you mean this 8?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Losers. Check this 7.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
oh shit
>000
Welp.
Fuck off with your gay getposting.
You're never fucking getting it anyway.
still fortunelet🙁
epic yugi thread
rolling for worst fortune!
Oh yeah? Check this 2.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Since I can't do fortunes let me roll a dice instead.
If 6 give me likes senpai.
4
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Rolled 42 (1d100)
loser i got trips what did you do today
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Commendable effort. But look at this instead.
...
suck my dick and this 5
If good fortune we get divine NatSoc gfs.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
check this 5
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Close user, but no cigar. Check this.
Thanks user
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Rolled 81 (1d100)
You're like a baby.
Watch this.
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Yikes. Check my 6 instead.
💜
Rolled 53 (1d100)
two 5s in a row
Rolled 1 (1d6)
N-no fair user...
Rolled 4 (1d6)
time for the third 5
Rolled 6 (1d6)
You were looking for this? Pathetic.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
you technically got it
Got quads in another thread, not that it matters. My point is that "check this [wrong number] only serves to shit up threads.
Okay, how about this:
Everyone who tries predicting their post number is not a colossal faggot if this post ends in dubs and only dubs.