Yea Forums ERP Thread

show penouse please

My wish is for this thread to get deleted!

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You're the sharpest tits I've ever met
But you can bet, before we're through
Tits, I'll bust a nut between you

>tfw you were fiscussing videogames with literal faggots after all
You subhumans are a fucking blight

11/10 ERP.

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I don't know how to ERP!!!

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You're realizing that just now? I think you might be a little slow.

11/10 rating
I could put on a cape to, if you want.

0/10 you didn't even put on your robe.

Just tell me how you would like to suck my huge cock

AT LEAST I TRIED

where are the stinky anime feet???

Just post your F-List profiles.

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Just reach into my front pocket with your hand and squeeze whatever you feel there.

you first

Yes, sir!

Any 2hu sluts here? I'm going to fuck every girl in Gensokyo before I die.

Just play eraTohoTW or eraTohoK

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I have more than one

I've been edging for a few hours now. Any erp-slut want to help this modestscorefag cum buckets?

Who /score queen/ here?

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Post 'em

I liked to believe it was just some kind if shitposting, look at the rest of the boards, not even Yea Forums is this much of a faggot

It's not the same, cute-and-funny user!

I've never been liked.
Don't fucking touch me.

Damn dude I wanted to cum in Astolfos slut mouth but thread archived

you want your like cherry popped, don't you, nasty? c;

You little sluts are all pretenders. I bet when it's time to put out, you can't even muster a single like, just like the cocksleeves that you are.

f-list.net/c/presidential/
f-list.net/c/based bitch/
f-list.net/c/one-armed bandit/
f-list.net/c/muh bbc/
I have around 80, just post your faves.

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I never asked for this

Give me a like and a reply and I'll milk you until you're begging me to let you rest. Hope you're man enough to handle it~

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those are some poop profiles

It will make for a good substitute for when you can't. Trust me on this one.
Also eraTohoK is really fucking good for what it is even outside of a porn aspect.

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>c;
Don't you dare like me ever again.

God dammit I wanted to come here to fap but that's probably a genuinely good recommendation. I'll check it out since you posted my wife.

I bet you can't

Huh, I swear it said zero when I was about to post. Meant to show my purity against your casual like hookup degeneracy.

AAAAA I WANNA CHOKE ON FUTA COCK SO FUCKING BAD

Liked. Try me you slut. You underestimate my endurance.

Where do I find a tall lanky white guy with long hair, really big feet, and really long toes that I can be a paypig to?

Can you handle 3 milkings~?

>too shy to show their score
Don't worry, scorelet, I won't. My likes are reserved for exhibitionists with big, fleshy, quadruple-digit poles!

>last thread died before user could finish filling me with his load🙁

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>only one like
That's what I thought. You little sluts are all bark and no bite. You won't satisfy anyone if you can't provide the likes on command.

im about to cum user!!!!
please like my post!!!!!!

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try posting an anime next time.....

>tfw no gf (male)

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I bet that user couldn't satisfy you like I can. Care to prove me wrong?

And what exactly are you gonna bet, or shall we say, lose~?
You underestimate just how hungry I am for cock!
I suppose I could squeeze it in, if you beg like the pathetic loser you are

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Good tastes in wives. Just a heads-up, it's a text-based game from nipland, but it's mostly translated, has great replayability, and is basically Rance but with Touhous. If you do play, don't enable any non-touhou factions and kill the billionaire asshole unless you want to be cucked.

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oh god please let me suck on your toes I'll give you all my likes PLEASE

I'm still here if you want to continue.

i just found out how to do it, I though it was automatic and everyone hated me

Fuck...please, can you milk me with your bigger score? I am beneath you yet I still wish to be milked...please rub my dick with your tits!

>tfw only into ntr
It's ok.

Of course, user~
Just repost your last one and we'll pick up right where we left off💙

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Bring it on then. Let's see which one of us gets tired first. Hint:it won't be me.

I'm 6'1", white, have long hair and limbs, and I think my toes are pretty long.

I'll bet all the cum in my balls, should be a fitting reward for a cock hungry whore like you right? If you manage to milk it all out that is

Based and redpilled♦️

They are just for mindless smut. Also, post yours.

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>tfw meant to be studying for a test but instead I'm posting for likes
I want to kill myself.

Like hell I would forget such a thing! Not with a perfect body like that!
*He grabbed onto both of her breasts, giving them both a nice massage and pressing them together as he ravages her tight walls. His cock wasn't even fully embedded into her, as it was trying to break through her cervix with all of his might.*

Toes? God user that's so fucking pathetic. You should be grateful I even took the time to reply to your worthless post after you typed that up.
You're not too far below my score though, maybe I should force you to wait until you've surpassed my score before you get to use these tits!
I'll enjoy making you say how wrong you were, your breath ragged~
Oh you've got some confidence huh? Well go ahead and show me what you've got big boy!

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I'll marry the poster below against their will!🐰

I'm so grateful Mistress, thank you so much for acknowledging my pathetic excuse of an existence... worshipping your feet is all I need in my sad life

Go ahead and take a look yourself, you're the one who claimed that you'd be milking me dry right? Get to work then.

>tfw I already came 6 times today because of these kind of threads
Please no more...

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Ahn, just a little harder, user, and your cock is going to push straight into my womb. Make sure you're balls deep inside when you cum like good boy, okay? Today is my most dangerous day and I want to make sure I get pregnant with as many of your babies as I can~

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>all these bad roleplayers
yikes

Lord, how can you fags get off to this undiluted cringe?

You're delusional if you think having less than a third of my score will be enough to satiate my lust. Give it your best shot though. I'm salivating at the thought of making you pass out from exhaustion while drenched my milk.

Add me on Discord

qwer#4606

like me

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how do i see how big my likeness is?

How do you do it? Seeing you people post this stuff just puts me off.

What does "good" roleplay look like, user?

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Looking for futa friends.

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good roleplay is not a single-line post of mixed first person and third person

>double digit
Don't show your face here again until you get four, you scorelet.

Hmm.
How about an example? If you're such an expert on quality RP, that is.

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Help me cum and I'll show you.

nah

>Walks up to you
>"Hey there, big boy!"
>Puts hand down your pants
>Reaches around rubbing your legs
>"Ready for the real show to begin?"
>Grabs your hanky and pulls it out of your pants
>Your hanky is tied to another one
>and another one
>and another one
>you feel faint, all your hankies are tied together but there's still more coming out
>you try to grab me, but I push you down
>I keep pulling out and more tied hankies come out😃

>tfw someone prefers first person so you go sure but then accidentally slip into third person and have to rewrite half your post.

So you're just a larper that thinks he knows good RP. Gotcha.

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buttmad twitter roleplayer

You better give us at least five children, I won't be satisfied with anything less.
*His cock continued to beat against the dragon's cervix, finally getting his cock into her womb. The entrance fit him quite tightly, almost like a cock ring. Pressing his entire body against her's now, he upped the ante and made faster thrust into the woman who lay underneath him as he sucked on her breasts.*

I wish I could stop touching my dick all the time desu

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O-okay, user!
If you want to come what you have to do is to gently but firmly grasp your member with your hand, and then move it up and down in a constant motion. Done for long enough the stimulation should send you over the edge.
I hope it helped!

me3, why did this shit have to happen today of all days

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>tfw no cute anime with cute feet to be a paypig to

Please stop. Think of the children.

its k
it'll soon be over

I will stroke my dick 100 times for each like I get

We'll suffer together, brother. I have 2 grammar exams tomorrow and I haven't revised for either.
I wish

There are people who erp through Twitter?

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You gave it you best show and that's all I could ask of you.

yeah, you should know that better than anyone

...

he is thinking about the children

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youtube.com/watch?v=W8QRExBfQhs
This thread has no relevance whatsoever! This is a board about getting likes, not roleplaying, especially not roleplaying as some hussy!

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Mmm, don't worry, there's plenty of targets for all that potent sperm you're going to let out inside, so just make sure you pump lots of your potent sperm inside me and I'll definitely have plenty of your babies! I can't wait to get impregnated~
*Her legs and arms lock tightly around your body, pulling your face against her soft chest and locking your cock deep inside her fertile womb.*

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Eh, I'll just post the profile I'm usually on, I feel like I should redo everything not that I have a real grasp of how the formatting works but also I get what I want out of it so I'm probably doing something right. f-list.net/c/Cecily F despite the date the profile exists as nothing but a kinklist and 1 picture for about 3 years, only started using the actual chat late last year.

>no reply
That's what I thought. You erp sluts are all talk and no show.

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It's... I don't know what to say but...
I-I... I want you to fondle me user!
Conjure all kinds of feelings out of me with your hands,
make me shiver, twitch, gasp, moan, throttle and scream all from your fingers!
Give it all to me, but slowly first.

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>user went to sleep

Stop trying to be cool and show me your hole you slut

this wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't thinking extra hard

;_;

*furiously rips off your clothes*
Don't tell me what to do. Now bend over.

Allow me, sweetie~
>As I look down on you, laying on the floor with your tiny babydick bare for all to see, I notice it twitch slightly. I lick my lips in anticipation and gently step on it, and start to slowly put more and more pressure on. Your cute moans fill the air and I begin moving my foot back and forth, stroking your pathetic excuse of a cock with my toes.
Something like that~

Why can't you faggots just kill yourselves already?

God I want to buttfuck Mai so bad.

N-n-n-n-n-noooo!
Not like this! Stop!
I want you but not like this!
I'll lose control if you force all of you into me!

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;w;

p-please continue

So what about that showing what good roleplay is like part?

What the fuck, I just lost a shitload of likes, what happened?

consider suicide faggots

Gay tax🙁

You were just likeable, user.
:)

Test

Oh?
But why would I do that? That was just an example, after all.

please I'm BEGGING you

buttmad scorelet detected

*slaps your ass*
I said bend over. If you keep resisting I'll have no choice but to punish you.

Like test.

Good then, now get pregnant and bear all of my children so we can make some half-breeds.
*She can feel his cock throbbing inside of her, eager to blow it's load. After a few more minutes of thrusting, he finally lets it all out, directly into her womb. His seed was shooting directly at the back of her baby-making room as it filled her to the brim. But even with him cumming directly into her, he continued to thrust, shooting even more sperm out than expected. None of his batter could even easily escape into the outside air, as his cock was plugging her cervix right up with ease.*

losers♣️

That's considerably better than what those two faggots had going on, but it still doesn't get me going.

Rabbit test🐰

cute bunny:) liekd

Thanks, have an animal🐓

:)💔

...f-fine.
What are you going to do?
I'm scared, not literally but scared of how
you'll overwhelm me and give me unbelievable sensations.
You'll go e-easy at first, right?
(btw please use pics of a girl, like anyone, maybe you're a futanari?)

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Oh shit, I want the chicken.

Why are you upset user?🙁

pleaseeeE!!!!

you don't come here very often then? The hussies are here all year around, Phoenix

stay strong
WHY AM I SO GOOD AT PROCRASTINATING

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Not sexy, I don't like this.

wwyd

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I CAN'T STOP SHITPOSTING DAMMIT AAA

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like this post >:)

lick

*His potent load continued pumping inside her fertile womb, filling her beyond her limits as her belly swells slightly with the intense amount of seed pouring inside and filling every inch of her insides. The virile sperm get to work quickly, fertilizing every one of her ova before he even finishes emptying his load inside.*
Mmm... you let out so much inside me user, it was amazing~
And congratulations on being a father! I feel at least eight of your half breeds growing inside me already~❤️

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Very well, since you asked so nicely.
Just a taste, though.
>As I feel you get close to releasing what little cum is stored in your tiny balls, I remove my foot. I lower myself and lie next to you, and slowly trace a finger across the shaft of your boyclit, staring you in the eyes as I do so. The pathetic yelps that escape your mouth, and your eyes, swelling up with tears, begging me to go on... It's such a filthy, disgusting display, but I love it oh so much. Putting miserable failures of men like you in their proper place as subservient little bitches... it's simply intoxicating. I move my face closer to yours, and I whisper into your ear.
>"You may cum now."
>With a quick flick of my finger, I giggle with glee as you blow your minuscule load over yourself, not a drop of it getting on me. As you lay there, gasping for air, I raise myself and wordlessly leave you, giving you a quick glance with an equal mix of arousal and disgust as I exit the room.
That's all for now~

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D-Don't open this! If you do, I~~

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/me unlikes your post

Stop being a little shit and go study. You'll have plenty of time to shitpost when you dropout.

noNONo PLEASE COME BACK

This isn't video games

>of your boyclit
Ruined. These faggots can't do anything right.

i want to shrink anons score into a cute single digit nub!

Let her beat me up.

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>i want to shrink user
unf
please make me your insole user!!

That's probably for the best. If I have to drop out because of a fucking grammar test I'd neck myself.

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You know what's good.

tfw virgin and all i wanted was to bury my girthy dick in a cute boy :'(

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more like incel user am I right haha

Lolll😃

not shrinking everything, just the part that matters

i don't care!! i want to be inside your sweaty shoe!!

Thanks for playing along with my impreg fetish. If you have a Discord, I'd like to add you for future sessions. If not, I'll see you around. I gotta go to bed now tho.

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>not wanting a pea-sized user you carry around on your shoulder

Sip ab sweat from her navel.

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I want to turn an user into a cute little insole!

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>I wrap my arms around you, from the behind
>I bring my face to the nape of your neck
>I start kissing it
>you tremble but I hold you tight, from the behind
>you stop trembling and I hold you tight, from the behind
>you get ready for work and I hold you tight, from the behind
>you get to work and I hold you tight, from the behind
>you file some paperwork and I hold you tight, from the behind

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Can I join your Discord so I can complain about how cringy you are? It could be fun.

I want May to ruin my life and to be her cute insole for eternity!
Please post Discord

Well? I'm waiting

>1234
Fucking nice.

Well that was a let down.
Was hoping you'd make me feel all those things I imagined.
Didn't even need to be good with words or actions,
the genuine attempt alone would've made me erupt.
Ah well, better go look elsewhere if you're gonna bail on me,

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Nice score

Your disappointment is what fuels me.

>Futafag
>Deserving anything
Fuck outta here.

Ok user I'll take over
*Puts my penis into your vagina*

I have a little time to spare so I guess I could make you into a tiny insole.
May#0151

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oh my god
click and hold the like button for 10 seconds

Go ahead, like I care.
Hello#9963

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erp?
entertaining role play? that sounds fun.
Hello I'm mr.dog, woof. I'm going to work but first I need to drop off my kids at day care.
Can you help me get there?

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*slaps your ass*
nothing personal kid

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Thank you user, I enjoyed it too. I love being impregnated.
I don't have a Discord but I made one just for you: Serawi#6263

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fuck you

Cease this fucking faggotry you absolutely pathetic beta males.

>shitbull
Gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

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based pack
can always trust based backpacksack

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Can I add you also user? I want to impregnate that big titty dragon too

Of course, Mr. Dog, I'd love to help. However I lack a method of transportation as I am a cat. Any ideas?

I bet she only takes hung guys

post paws

anyone wants to ERP on /pol/ with me? :3c

B-But I poop from there user!

I want a 2hu babe on my lap already.

Are you a cute girl?

good

Your fortune: Good Luck

Hi guys whats going on in this thread?

Your cold indifference hurts me like a blade, user.
You know how to cut deep.

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Sure, I suppose, though I don't believe I'll be checking it that often. I'm also not that familiar with the manga or even the anime so I don't know how good I'd be at impersonating the character

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Perhaps, you can steal an airplane for us to use as transportation.
Then you can land it next to the day care. Or crash it,
as long as the daycare is intact and we're able to get off safely.
Woof!

Add me to be bottom right of the screencap

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you lost me

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for you I am :3

Will a big dick daddy steal me away from my scrawny scorelet bf and corrupt me?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Your fortune's accurate today, cutie.

>blew a load inside fleshlight
>have to clean it out now
reeee

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I'll consider contacting you as well, I'm interested in what I could learn through interpretation.

Let's go then. I'm following your lead

Tell you what, I'll steal your bf and get him to start lifting.

Go on

I call that a save it for later snack♦️

you turn into a girl after 1000 points

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I can help you two with an airplane.
But first I'll need 10 likes.

there I am

>I keep pulling and more hankies come out🐰

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Looks like you weren't there after all.🎠

I don't believe you

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I'm such a stupid little girl ;_;

this is a test for cross-thread identity tracking. it tracks likes, but it shows there's already something under the hood to track. hiroshimoot is slowly implementing accounts.

Feel free, user~

Can I pick the animal or is it always a random one? I want chickens.🐟

>tfw thinking the whole day about all those high score daddies waiting with their thick, leaky cocks out
>finally at home

That you are but that's okay. Try again and Iyou might avoid punishment if you get it right this time.

hey~
does any fellow snowbunny want to talk about BBC with me?

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tfw you will never be the gangbang creampie slut that you are in your dreams.

That's nothing new, however. Your IP was always tracked even if just to keep which posts belong to which anons.
I can perfectly see this being a testing phase for shit like accounts or a like system, however. With the perfect excuse of April Fools if it doesn't take off.

What's a snowbunny?🐑

I-I don't know how to link to another board...

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Why do you all fucking suck at this?
I waltz in hoping to get turned on by another gay and all I see is
a bunch of boring aimless bozos, most of whom are incapable of anything erotic or fun.
Where the heck do you even go for any decent erp here?
I just wanted to erp with an anime looking girl as dr.ivo robotnik.
Is that too much to ask?

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>feel really weird whenever people make fun of my score
Um, what’s wrong with me?

HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD I AM IN THE OFFICE A WHILE AGO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT RUBBING MY THROBBING COCK SO MUCH

My mother died yesterday😂

Will my wife Lightning cuck me today?

Here let me help
Now see you there. I'm looking forward to having my way with you

A failure in every aspect. How do you live with yourself when you can't even do this right?

>I slowly approach you, a step at a time
>*click click click* go my shoes
>as I approach you see my full figure
>you feel confused
>*click click click* go my shoes
>you think to yourself
>"hey, shoes don't click"
>ALLAH AKBAR

no
racebait is redd*t

I can simply show you if you come with me~

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Let's see what your fortune says

Your fortune: Outlook good

fine, all you need to do is like this post to turn into a girl

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GET A LOAD OF THIS.

i want her to sit on my face

Based and cuckpilled.

*sit on your lap* owo

Thick white bitches were made for cocks like mine

thank you daddy *-*

Meant for our good friend Robotnik here