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gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
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da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
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Whatever you do, do not open or else. Just like and be on your way.
Fuck it this is fun
yeh
At least keep fortunes. They were always based.
Your fortune: Good Luck
fuck you that scared that shit outta me!!!!! i think im having a heart atta
AH NO I GOT SPOOKED
HAVE YOUR LIKE AND LET ME ESCAPE PLEASE
lmao
how could anyone see this and think "yeah see? told y'all they was sick, fuck'em" instead of "holy shit, it must be pure suffering to have a mismatched gender identity, we should do more to help them find themselves and hopefully they'll be happier and less likely to commit suicide"
only an animal would think the former
I'm Smugchief, and General Guy's got nothing on me. Me and my brave army of the most professional and diciplined Smugleaves can take out an army of 100,000 Pignites and Wotters in an afternoon. Salute my epicness!
Smugleaf + General Guy = death from epic :)
This will be the new trollface XD
/thread because max epicness has already been achieved by me! :D
based redditor
Helllo leddit
I can't see them because I'm phone posting scum
woah le funny maymay haha
Yea Forums needs ids more then anything.
OH SHIT
I see them, though none of the Perks I enter in the options field work.
By now, Jake's two-incher had grown to it's full length and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn's virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping.
"Oh my gosh, Jake!" moaned Finn, "That feels so Algebraic!" Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being 12 years old, Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless, he began massaging the spot where a penis should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about 26 minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped.
"What's the matter, buddy?" Finn questioned, "You run out of juice so soon?"
"Naw, man. I just had a great idea! You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow huge?"
"...Yeah?" Finn answered cautiously.
Suddenly, Jake's two-inch-long cock expanded in Finn's ass. It grew and it grew and it grew. Finn began screaming, but not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake's beautiful genitalia. Jake continued to grow until his doggy lipstick was 300 feet long and as wide as a city block.
"Jake... You really are a true bro." Finn squeaked out, barely able to speak.
"Thanks, dude." Jake said, and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued. Jake kept pumping and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn's backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn's body.
"B-Bro. I think I'm about to come!" Exclaimed Finn. "Let's come together, as one! As true BROS!"
And they did. Jake released his load all inside Finn. So forcefully, in fact, that some came spurting out of his mouth. Jake's jizz flew so far, it even reached Lumpy Space, hitting the Lumpy Space Princess in the face.
1/2
2/2
Jake shrank down to his original size, and exited Finn. Finn's body has been wrecked beyond recognition by Jake's large phallus, and he now resembled a large pancake made out of flesh, with a boston creme filling.
"We did it, Jake... We really did it." whispered Finn. He had not much time left in the world. Jake recognized this, and moved in closer.
"Yeah, buddy. We did." Choked Jake, fighting back tears as the realization that Finn was going to die swept over him.
Finn raised his hand, and made a fist. Jake did the same, and bumped it against Finn's. And with that final heartwarming moment, Finn passed on...
Yes. Also, site-wide IDs❤️
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>frogposter wants this website to be more like reddit
Imagine my surprise🐸
We went through this with /vint/, it's just not happening
hi tourist
okay
Hmmmmmm...
The nuclear weapons disposal facility on Shadow Moses Island in Alaska's Fox Archipelago was attacked and captured by Next Generation Special Forces being lead by members of FOX-HOUND.
They're demanding that the government turn over the remains of Big Boss, and they say that if their demands aren't met within 24 hours, they'll launch a nuclear weapon.
You'll have two mission objectives. First you're to rescue DARPA Chief Donald Anderson, and the President of Armstech, Kennith Baker. Both are being held as hostages.
Secondly, you're to investigate whether or not the terrorists have the ability to make a nuclear strike, and stop them if they do.
This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie 'The Graduate'. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent's marriage she'd only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
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