Thread with humorous filenames which would ususally be vidya related but today; who gives a shit
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Why?
for le epic lulz
Every time I see that gif I ask that question. I've yet to get a satisfactory answer.
Lil lizard a fuckin legend
bogans
why not?
they literally kidnapped a rival druglord's kid and gave him a birthday party he'll never forget
that beer one is bullshit, the one w/o dishsoap was poured on the side so theres minimal foam.
Best in thread so far
oh god I can hear the crunch
did he died?
yes, there's no foam if you pour a beer like a fucking neanderthal
How is this any worse than shitty turn based combat?
fuckin sicko mode
That's a cool dinosaur.
>How is this any worse than shitty turn based combat?
It's nearly die in FFXV's combat.
Even going to 0 HP, which is a game over in other games, you have a timer to use ANY healing item to get back into the fight. There is no limit to using items in battle AND if you play on easy mode, the game will revive you and buff you without using items.
All because Tabata wanted to pander to casuals.
>No SOAP Sonic shoes
What a secondary
I FUCKING HATE ANIME SO MUCH
Why did the ref jump on him at the end?
Boomer still thinks is cool to teabag
Fuck off retard. He was on him to punch his shit.
did he died
To teach the kid to never expect anything good in life fore free, not even your birthday. It's a harsh lesson, but it is better learned early. Shit i still haven't learned it and I'm a mid 20's NEET.
did she died?
EVEN WHEN RELAXING, F.O.E.!
Rather than Cats seeing humans as cats, I think these guys just need a better mind reading device
>getting in a fight with a black person
Yeah
t. american
g-give me your likes please!
god bless stalin
i dont get it, is it because im not an american
you posted the wrong one but luckily i posted it for you just before
Burger is on top of the lettuce, cheese at the bottom unmelted
Motherfucker , you had me like
Damn son
tldr
I wonder how they shopped this image, did they just paint over the guy and photograph the result on a shittier camera to obfuscate any giveaway details?
retard, no one cares
fucking precious
no dude howd that last bitch fit the whole thing in her mouth
Pretty good.
tickle fights are unironically the height of sexual tension
especially as an adult, there's only one way it can possibly end
very rude
i heard this game was bad but is it fun enough to at least warrant a pirate?
burger on top of lettuce is fine, in fact it's better because heat rises, so the heat and steam from the burger is less likely to wilt the lettuce
cheese on the bottom is unforgivable, though.
I remember a post saying that someone did this to their own farts and froze them as a snack
bethesda
They generally try to separate fighters as quickly as possible to avoid an KO'ed opponent getting struck as they go down.
What game
Just Cause famalam
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.webm
I don't get it, someone explain the filename please
either Just Cause 3 or 4
leave a like and I'll tell you
Every time.
hey dont post my wife
like whore
fuck off retard
To put a physical barrier between the winner of the fight and the defenseless, unconscious man, in case the other guy tries to keep going after he's already won.
Wow, she's hot
Full Metal Alchemist.
The MC and his brother try to bring their mom back to life and shit goes south from there
damn, she's on fire!
You can't die outside of Couerls doing their instant kill slap at you. Even the highest level bosses can't kill you because you can stock up on 99 Potions and Hi-Potions essentially giving you 198 retries on top of any other healing items you'd like to use because it gives you back 1/4th of your health every single time even if you've gone down to 1 HP on your bar before dying.
>south🙁
>You can't die outside of Couerls doing their instant kill slap at you.
that doesn't even kill you, it just forces you into Danger Mode
Everyone knowa that. What he's asking is why would somebody post something so self-explainatory and without any associated joke as a filename.
It can insta-kill you, I've had it give me a game over multiple times. Even had it happen recently with 4000 HP and full health.
>It can insta-kill you
They bring you to 0 HP but you can still use items.
I eventually stopped fighting them because they were just unfun to fight in XV's shitty combat system.
There are adults who justify watching garbage like this to themselves, let that sink in.
And I'm not talking about the hamburgers.
I was expecting a Seymour Guado joke there.
Only patricians will understand this one
Fuck I hate americans so much. Fucking nasty assholes
I still prefer "Morrowind combat.gif"
>There are adults who justify watching garbage like this to themselves, let that sink in
Yea Forums has shit tastes in anime, what else is new
...
Holy shit
>molecular gastronomy
god that phrase alone pisses me off so much
someone needs to edit in those skulls that eat the floor
...
This webm goes hilariously well with the music.
You need 16gb just to run it.
>whitey visits detroit
Nice. Glad its not just another stupid "str vs dex"
But what's the fuckin source
>German woman on a German show
I'm just triggered knowing a bunch of hairy dudes are genuinely watching this shit. Bet they play those shitty ass Neptunia games. Fuck I hate weebs.
>Literal mutt beer
Are you shitting me?
GOD I WISH
Gingers have souls
but that doesn't mean they are the same gendered souls BIGOT
>Messi drinks Sprite
Fucking based, waterfags can suck my dick
Its treason then
it's a good game but it was broke as FUCK when it launched, barely playable on some machines for seemingly no reason
they've since fixed a lot of the issues
Are you autistic?
Jesus, this made me so sad.
brunhilde welcomes refugees
bugged cooking mechanics
sooo... like every single final fantasy game?
FF games have never had ANYTHING threatening in them aside from boss/enemy attacks that more or less one-shot you without being ready for them, and malboros who just lock you down for long enough that you can't use the 99 hi-potions you inevitably wind up having because everyone knows that's all you need to win a jobless final fantasy game
Except in XV's case nothing can kill you at all besides Couerls due the system. In other FF games you can at least die to something, even the dungeon bosses are impossible to die to in XV just due to all the potions you can carry. Hell, you can one-shot the Adamantoise with the Ring of Lucii from a safe distance and never get touched.
>ell, you can one-shot the Adamantoise with the Ring of Lucii from a safe distance and never get touched.
to be fair that was after a patch like 6 months after release.
Day 1 suckers had to legitimately fight him
To post it on instagram
>It's true
What in he fuck
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Why would Americans have German language on their food containers?
Does american beer really have no foam at all?
>not Theme Hospital final mission
>.gif
What a shitty "beer".
As stupid as this is, those giant cars realy are parked in the most annoying places, blocking you from view. Especially bad if they are parked on a corner and thus block he view for the complete details left/right side, giving you only a chance to see the traffic when you are already on the road.
First time fighting a souls/sekiro boss
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
But real bear can keep good, lasting foam easily. What the fuck is that piss on the right?
to mask their unquestionable shame.
I got you nigga
Should've left her name and number intact and posted it to whatever social media was relevant at the time
Played the shit out of the demo of this game but never played the full game👌
Gutentag, Franz
Subhumans
brazilians are lowest gutter trash """"people"""" in the face of the earth
>shoveldog.gif
>the joke
Is that the movie called jimmy vs volcano or something?
I got it, don't worry user
If you've never seen a genuinely good anime before, you shouldn't speak ill of anime altogether.
You're just being a contrarian bandwagoning faggot right now.
no wait, he's too young on that movie, this movie was called new york something something
Viscous bern!
We're reaching levels of smug that shouldn't be possible.
Holy fuck what?
It's The Terminal. Came out in 2004 and was sorta based on a true story
It's "Guten Tag", Piggy.
"Tag" is a noun, so it its first letter needs to be capitalized, also not put right behind "Guten".
Also, Franz is a fucking rare name, Fritz even more so, and before you ask, no, Kraut is not a name.
Try Johannes, there are tons of Johanneses.
And seriously, where is your punctuation?
You can't greet someone without ending the sentence properly, that's just rude.
So it IS a tradition over there to do that sorta thing on your birthday...as a JOKE. As in, you smudge someone with some cake. This is basically taking that tradition and then turning it up to eleven so your son never smiles on his birthday again.
how do you know they're brazilian?
>Return of the Obra Dinn
sauce?
It's indonesian, but all subhumans are alike
Just switched from iPhone over to the s10 today
How the hell do I get filenames to show up for webms.
you didnt miss much.
1 assuming he isn't fucking crazy, and letting him out isn't a bad idea
3 but the doctor probably left by the time I finished with 1
2 but the person asking directions probably already got frustrated and left
4 Ignore. it's a fool's errand because you have virtually no chance at making them feel better
t. guy in med field
>Advanced shitposting
>tfw I unironically thought that was angry joe before reading the filename
Quickest and easiest way is stop fucking phoneposting
>your head
Tornado
In hopes of obtaining a soul, he turned himself into a woman thinking two negatives make a positive.
Tornadoes are way stronger than I thought then
angela merkel really let herself go
DSFARGEG
Hey settle down, okay?
I said weebs, not anime. Don't defend this shit along with good anime, just because they're all still anime doesn't mean I look at them all the same.
No. He fell into some water and is fine. It's been edited to be black like 3ft into the chasm.
The kid got off the bus and was impatient.
If he waited for the bus to leave he would have been able to see when it was safe to cross.
Just how much did she pay for all those ingredients? Should have just ordered any XL pizza at her nearest pizza parlor. It'd be much cheaper and healthier.
Can you explain what happened between Mojand and Notch? Did they remove his name from credits or something?
Is that fucking noodle in a burger?
Every time this gets posted, some illiterate thinks it's an American.
Wonder how he actually got there ... maybe edited?
they filmed it in reverse
>coop in E.Y.E
give me a like
She dieded
Green new deal.jpg
For real? To try and blow up online. You can see this shit all around. Hell, the was a YouTube channel dedicated to a whole family shitting on a kid, and they were getting a lot of money out of it. Eventually child services had to step in, but it took them a long time.
Judging by the colour of their skin, they are either spics or niggers. That's enough to abuse a child
>because heat rises
Look at him! Look at him and laugh!
The way she fellatioed that wiener turned me gay.
do you have like a little tv in the pillow or something
HOLE TECHNOLOGY
That would only raise more questions.
fuckin nice
Okay, das ist episch!
A classic
should be
>I want that sarcophagus!
fucking kek
At least he's actually working/doing something productive. When I'm at the railway station there are often gypsies begging for money instead of doing something productive. Last Friday a young and cute girl asked for change, I was so close asking her if she wanted to earn a bit "more" but I had a train to catch.
You just know people working where she was had sex with her.
are people so jaded and bored with regular food they need to pay for eating in a retarded way
Wouldn't you want it to be better than something shitty?
Nah, just passed out.
You can see her eyes start rolling up at 13.
>Kingeater_castle.tiff
>NOT EVEN MAD, TRY HARDER, 0/10, YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TROLL ME
Rolled 34 (1d100)
AAAaa
Why is anime so cringe
Would be cuter if they were kids
I miss these webms.
I forget what this was from.
Canada PSA's i think
Yeah, but PSAs for what
What has Germany become?
workplace saftey, shit man take a second and think about it a little bit
What in the name of fuck?
>It's true
dsp voice" OH CAWM AAAAAAAAAANNNNHHHHH"
Clearly we didnt bomb Dresden enough
Guy on the left looks cooler, i'm going with him
they removed references to notch everywhere except the credits because of notch thinking its a good idea to share political opinions on twitter
>0 Luck Playthrough
No fucking wonder their kids turn out to be shit stains. What kind of fucked up people
test
Sauce?
Cabin in the Woods
he clearly was in the wires, you can see them moving when the video starts
canada has always had fucked up PSAs
Nice to see some Dome posted here.
what happened to pupper :(
Is Putin the only chad in politics
Fuck off cac
I give my upvote you you, goodsir.
>rooper
>tfw lactose intolerant
>mfw seeing all that cheese
I finally went from 0 to 1!
I FUCKING HATE WEEBS
Nice one.
>those giant cars
theyre called "buses"
>the guy sprinting into a road is not in the wrong
how the fuck are actual 10 year olds posting on this site
no solution exists
Man on nofap day 5 gets tapped by a car
eat your hamburger apollo
>time to test these mods
Did she have a salad with it to even it out?
post the one where he takes his headphones off to talk
retard
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>no replying "ok" and posting the outcome
missed opportunity
nice. I don't think the other anons responding got the joke
Nothing makes me more doubt the claim that the people here are more intelligent than Reddit, or Facebook, or anywhere else than the guaranteed misunderstanding of the "needs a filename" posts.
I'm guessing it's onion.
please like my post worked hard on this :)♨️
I sometimes reply to them on purpose so I can get the
>every time
reply,
>every time.
I'm 100% sure that's what all the replies are now.
Are you two retarded?
Talk about forgetful
Trigger? I thought this was american hentai
it's proof this place isn't worth anyone's time.
Yea Forums itself is cancerous
Looks like it just got back from the vet, it's been sedated.
Stay swole, Hammer.
what i hate the most is how the mouth goes from ridiculously tiny to big in that same scene. plus i hate when you get to eat the whole bacon in one bite because now you don't have bacon left
The only issue I see is trash animation.
>filename
You know the fucking rules. Especially on this, of all days.
reality tv is fabricated as fuck, that woman is a fat dumb fuck, otherwise she wouldn't be on the program in the first place but this godless abomination she is creating there was probably an idea of the tv crew, to milk more laughs from her.
>spotter runs away
then again, it's russia
It's also from a comedy parodying other shitty scripted reality shows. de.wikipedia.org
60 DOLLARS FOR THIS??!!!
I'm not American but
>that fucking idiot with the green hair that pulls out the meat and eats it
Enjoy the rest of your vegetable burger bitch
you can see in the upper left corner that there's a building there, guy must've jumped
test
No way this is real
It's not about having the foam, it's more about having the foam stick around while you film a commercial. If you use soap then that head on the beer is going to stay around a lot longer. Same reason something like Shaving cream is used over whipped cream, looks nicer and doesn't melt if you have to spend a few hours doing shots
Why would hardcore American porn trigger me?
I take he died?
It's a weird superstition where one of the birthdays as a kid is supposed to be awful and if they don't have anything bad happen on it then they're like doomed to be unlucky or some shit. It's total retarded bullshit.
This always looks so unreal, wish I could see it one day.
>tfw have seen the full video
Sometimes knowledge must remain forbidden
sauce please!
jesus is my nigga
In the video they speak hindi.
Why such a clusterfuck on this particular branch? Did it smell good to bugs or something?
It's okay. It has a really empty and somewhat boring world despite it claiming to have "the largest playfield in a videogame" or w/e. Sure the island is like 32x32 km or something but it's mostly nothing which is a shame, and they removed quite a bit of the interesting aspects of previous games. Basically if you enjoy blowing shit up you'll have fun with it for a while so I say you should pirate it. But that's like, the whole game. Go to area blow up specific things to unlock new area repeat.
I am somewhat jaded and think mercs 2 world in flames is the best blow up open world coop game though.