ITT: Let's write a creepypasta two sentences at a time

I'm eighteen years old and I really love Mario. I really wanted Mario 64 DS but it's the only one I never got.

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nigger

One day i had a terrible nightmare. It was mario, but bleeding from his eyes and saying bing bing wahoo" over and over again in a deep, scary tone.

I thought it was a glitch so I fucking killed myself, Turning my brain off.

THEN I WOKE UP AND WENT TO WORK. ON THE WAY TO WORK A SMELLY LITTLE BOI WITH A BIG UGLY WART ON HIS NOSE DANCED A MERRY JIG AND GAVE ME A DEVICE. HE CALLED IT A SUPER NDS 64

>nigger
That was the name of my DS. He HATED Mario games.

The sound from a parallel universe keeps getting louder to the point I'm trying to wake up but I can't open my eyes

And then i went to the doctor and he said i had Hyperrealistic Blood that could only be cured by drawing a pentagram with my blood and suckings ops gay cock😃

I went to my local Gamestop to get a used copy and there was one left for really cheap. I looked at the cartridge but it was scratched out and small written in purple said the word FUCK.

His head then started turning around like a merry-go-round while high-pitching screaming boomed like thunder! Mario soon came to a halt and leaned in close to whisper something in my ear before I awoke.

"Like this post or your mother dies in her sleep."

and there was hyper realistic blood coming out of my anus. I had to guzzle it down before anyone noticed and it was VERY embarrassing

I BOGUHT IT ANYWAY AND WALKED INTO MY PARENTS ROOM AND CAME ONTO IT FROM EXCITEMENT> MY FRIEND SAID IF YOU CUM ON IT FOR LUCK THE GAME WILL UNLOCK ALL THE CHEAT CODES

i bought the game for one cent and went home and started the cartridge up but instead of mario 64 it said THE SPOOKY HELL WORLD AND ONLY WARIO WAS THERE WITH A PURPLE TINT AND A SHADOW MAN BEHIND HIM. instinctually, I just thought this would be a weird hack and i kept playing

and then like mario came out of the tv and started raping me. he pounded my ass really hard and i screamed

i try calling friend to see if this was a known hack but he never answer
i start playing the game and instead of the regular thing i could only play as yoshi

But as I kept playing more and more dead roads started piping out of nowhere until KOOPA the quick came in and jumped Mario in the game. He pulled him into his shell and spat out a skeleton that resembled the happy go lucky plumber we both knew only he was staring right at me the entire time almost as if he was aware of my uncle fucking my asshole while I played

i go into bob omb battlefield and start the first level but i could only race koopa the quick but he was wearing a purple hat
when i try to race him he says he wants to race mario, not some FUCKING NIGGERS

Only to find that mario himself was

i look behind me and mario was a black man and koopa the quick got pissed so he killed me at lightning fast speeds
yoshi got up in the castle and it was dark and the shadow man was there but he had no textures so he was purple and slowly walking after me

I shut off my game console and my mom came into the house to yell at me. "Were you fucking playing that Roblox again?"

he speak loud and say "WAAAAAAAAAAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS" so it turned out it was waluigi and he had luigi and mario's corpses behind him and wario with glowing purple eyes too
he say "MIYAMOTO AND SAKURAI FUCKING FAGGOTS NEVER LET ME IN SMASH OR ANYTHING SO I CURSE EVERYTHING" so i shut off the game because i am scared and wanna restart it

AND THEN SONIC'S ARMS WERE BLUE

then everybody liked my comment on 4channel

Then I saw it. The glorious santa-hat masterrace.

Later I turned on the video game, too see what happnend next. Out of nowhere a massive nigger that was dressed as a shitty koopa troopa burst into my home, and slugged me in the dick

I put the cartridge back in and then Waluigi showed up with all the Toads and my mother and my parents dead. Then Miyamoto's face popped up and asked how i liked the demo and i scream and smashed the game and then this made Miyamoto think the only way to make Mario games was not to make me scream so he made Sticker Star and that makes me mad and that's why Sticker Star is trash.

I began cumming buckets of blood semen and mountain dew
Haha

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