Only straight people are allowed in this thread

no gays
no bis
no trannies

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it's just us 2, user

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So no pyro players are allowed?

Teemo is my boyfriend!

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Sup.

What if I'm a straight furry

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oi

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straightoid checking in
vallahi gays will hang

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OP here, forgot to mention only whites allowed.

Let me start from the beginning. I came out and told her about me watching sissy porn, wanting to dress up and having tried anal by myself. I wore a butt plug in front of her a few times but then our sex life got awkward. We moved a little to fast and didn’t talk enough. Our sex became bland and rare.

Fast forward a year and I’m home alone dressed in her lingerie with a box of toys next to me. As I’m getting ready to cum I hear the door open and my GF has now just walked in on me masturbating for the first and I’m in full sissy mode. She storms out of the house and I’m now afraid that this is how my relationship ends with her.

I revert back to boy mode and talk to her. We have a very long discussion about sex and our sexuality. It was actually all very positive. As it turned out she was insecure about herself thinking she wouldn’t be able to satisfy my sexual appetite. She’s onboard with me being a submissive slut but not being very experienced about it made her feel like she wasn’t capable. So I explained to her that I’m ok with regular sex. I can’t be a sissy 100% on the time. The only reason I didn’t open up more to her was because I didn’t really know how she felt about it. So what turned out to be something that almost ruined our relationship wasn’t one of us being closed minded it was both of us not communicating our thoughts and feelings. Cliche right?

Now our sex life is back. We’re just having regular sex at first but during our open honest talk she said she loved when I had the butt plugs in, especially the remote controlled vibrator one that inflated. So quickly went into my ass.

Then a few weeks ago she was talking about how she wanted a double ended dildo. I haven’t brought up strapon fucking me since the first time I told her about my sissy life. I was so excited about that I bought one off amazon a few hours later. She doesn’t know that I have a realistic 10 inch dildo so I buy something a little smaller.

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For me it's the spy - intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

NOT A GENETIC DEAD END GANG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, YOU WILL NEVER FOSTER LIFE INSIDE OF YOU

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feels good being straight

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What's the line here? My gf is cute and I kiss and tug on her penis with my teeth but some think that's gay

you a gaymer dude?

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I like futa

It arrived two days later and she was so excited

Well last night we finally used it. She was laying on her back and motioned for me to come over so she could suck my dick. We were in missionary position but instead of my cock in her pussy it was fucking her mouth and her feet were in my face. She pulled the dildo out, put it in her pussy and told my it was my turn. I sat on it and involuntarily moaned. She got super turned on. Immediately she started pounding my ass with the dildo while she sucked me. We repositioned so one of her legs was under me and she now started grinding on the dildo while fucking me with it. Her other hand gripped my cock and jerked me off. I felt like such a slut. When I was getting close to cumming she told me to fuck her with my cock so we pulled her end of the dildo out and replaced it with me. I however still had the dildo in my ass so she grabbed it and kept fucking me. When I came I moaned so loud. It was the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had. She absolutely loved it and kept fucking my ass to milk every last drop out.

Now we’re laying in bed talking. She wants to tie me up next time and fuck me from behind. Not just using the dildo turned her on but the fact it’s realistic turns her on too. She tells me she wants us to suck it together next time and wants a bigger one for me. So I finally show her my 10inch dildo. I’ve never seen her so turned on. She can’t wait to use it on me and herself. To make things even better she also tells me she’s going to start watching tranny, sissy and dominatrix (all the porn I watch) to “see what it’s all about” lol. I think I’m blessed

TL;DR We told me she wanted to fuck me with a double ended dildo a few weeks ago so I bought one and we finally used it. I came so hard

Edit: HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR THE GOLD!

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I'm bi but crushing on girl pretty hard right now. Can I post?

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home of sexuals piss me off

Can you not fucking read faggot.

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Some explain this april fools prank

I'm gay and I stay.

i only masturbate to lesbian porn give me likes

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/r/gaming was shut down so Yea Forums added an upvoting and emotes system to attract new users

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I'm bi and you can't stop me