ALRIGHT NIGGAS LETS PLAY SOME FUCKING REAL LIVES ON THIS APRIL FOOLS
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
A education game/program that simulates living life, as simple as that, and YOU ANONS will be making the decisions for who we play as!
Alright, the game randomly generated us as a girl called Ping in China. Lets see what happens after we age a few years.
Remember to keep posting so the flood of threads doesn't kill this thread instantly.
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ONLY ONE YEAR OLD AND SHIT'S ALREADY HITTING THE FAN, GUESS WE AREN'T EATING TONIGHT🍏
become a prostitute
Oh good looks like we do eat tonight
ALSO DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE🍖
this thread will take forever if you show us every individual pop u[ box user
Remember this is a education game so it'll give us some educational facts every one and a while.
Soon, user. We have to drop out of high school first.
And another fucking famine. Thank fuck it didn't affect us again.
I won't, I'm already skipping a lot. You can see all of the skipped ones in the window to the left.🥒
AH FUCK WATER
chink sewage water
ALRIGHT WE'VE STARTED SCHOOL AND HERE'S OUR FIRST OPTION
DO WE LIE?
We're a chink, lying is in our blood.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
obviously, no chinese has gotten anywhere with honesty
What's the name of the program tho like, where to get you know?
ALRIGHT, NO CHILD BEATING TODAY!
Oh it's called Real Lives... oh.
Alright now we can choose 5 leisure activities. First poster to get evens decides.
Unfortunately you can only torrent the older versions, I got this version on pirate bay
slutting it up
So Play, Fashion, Physical Training, Bolunteering, and Religious Activities, got it.
>pirate bay
There's a worm crawling it's way through your network rn user, you're router is about to kys.
And also religious activities, gotta get that bitch into Allah early.
GODDAMMIT DAD I TOLD YOU TO NOT GO INTO THE POOL
>2007
why doesn't anyone do 2010 anymore?
also turn off scoreshow you'll get more points, OP.
dad has some explaining to do
Oh fuck here we goooooo
And because our only source of income has fucking died, we have to move out.
Time to become a prostitute
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
At least you don't have a goiter.
yet.
We had to move out AGAIN but at least our mom got a job
This
Oh good, thanks for telling us that we're gonna get kidnapped game.
We gotta grow a bit first before we can choose our jobs.💔
OH FUCK OUR FIRST BF
WHAT DO WE DO?
One good way to make money AND get protein
>13 appearance
Don't
Yes
REJECTED
But hey at least our bro's GF is doing well
Dump immediately. We're saving our cherry for our lucky first customer
ALRIGHT HOW ABOUT THIS GUY? DO WE DATE THEM?
>that net worth
Not worth it
Remember that Chink women only go for white bois
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Hey our brother graduated👌
This.
Look for a foreign exchange boy and marry him for the golden ticket out of the country. Until then slut it up
*it aint me starts playing*
>Chink
>Conscience 94
Shit game, very unrealistic.
>Happiness 11
Too relatable
DO WE HELP THEM OR LEAVE THEM BE?
Why does she have 59 health?
not at all. chinks dont care for their fellow man
Don't. Wouldn't like to catch AIDS like the father
No, fuck rest of chinks
walk by obviously, haven't you seen a chink hate thread
no he'll sue you.
FUCKING DRUNKS SLEEPING ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET, LET THEM DIE
Stunted growth most likely.
ANYWAY DO WE GO TO TRADE SCHOOL?
Yes, don't fall for the university meme
Besides, she only has 61 int
Alright, now we have to pick our leisure activities again. We can pick up to five, first reply with odds decides.
only trade we need to learn is how to take a dick
sure why not
Physical training. We must be /fit/!
Socializing, Fashion, Outdoor Activities, Physical Training, Sports. Live that Stacey life.
>Real lives
Why this "game" always picks shitholes?
Do political and killed later on in life
Study, fashion, physical, socializing and music
Has anyone tried the 2017 version?
Every time I see this game posted, China is the starting country
ALRIGHT, WE'LL FIND A CHAD WHITE BF IN NO TIME!
Because shitholes shit out babies faster so there's a higher chance you'll be born there.
DO WE STUDY MORE?
Why not?
yes keep studying
no we need to drop out and fuck strangers for money until a white virgin visits and asks to marry us
Yes
Don't end up on Yea Forums and shitpost about videogames
Ok.
ALRIGHT TIME TO BE A SMART CHINK STACY-
OH FUCK WE'RE RETARDED
Hey, is this GOITER general?
Yes, after you divorce the cuck white husband to fuck niggers, you need to be able to support yourself independently like the strong woman you are.
DO WE BECOME A SMOKER?
Smoking is for degenerates
Yes, dying of cancer outside of China after marrying a white beta is better than dying in China from lead poisoning.
Who do you think we are? Of course we smoke.
WE'RE NO DEGENERATE, WE WON'T FALL FOR THE CIGARETTE JEW
DO WE DATE THIS CHINK?
>Study hard as to not end in probation
>End in probation anyway
Damn
>weak and dumb
lmao no
>INT 37
>Appearance: 9
Nah
NO. He is far too hideous
GO ONLY FOR WHITES
Alright, we have the option to take a part-time job. Do we work, and if so, which job do we pick?
potter
>beggar
BEG FOR CUM YOU FUCKING SLUT
TIME TO BECOME GEORGE LUCAS-
AW FUCK WE DIDN'T GET IT
DO WE PICK ANOTHER JOB, AND IF SO, WHAT?
Seamstress
>
shoemaker
FUCK WE CAN'T GET WORK ANYWHERE
DO WE TRY AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT JOB?
become a slave
prostitution
get white dick
shoemaker!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright I don't think our stats are high enough to get a job yet, so I'm giving up on this for now. Time to wait a year.
where can i download this game?
Farmer
ANOTHER FUCKING FAMINE, but it didn't affect us.
To get this and any older version you'll have to pirate it.🍟
DO WE STUDY EVEN HARDER?
Hell no
That's a negative space captain
WE'RE A STACY, STUDYING IS FOR NERDS
And we got expelled
yes study hard
And our brother leaves.
Quality thread OP, please continue.
rip bro
And we had to move out AGAIN
Fucking study more already
We were too cool for that school anyway
Oh shit, that was half our income. Time to get that side job of being a beggar
>the game randomly generated us as mulan
HOT OR NOT?
>dungeon
NOT
NOT
RUN
>Intelligence: 36
DATE
>Chink
No
>18 years old and still no bf
Let it ride! This bitch will be a wizard
Can we train him to be a maso wage slave?
He's a poorfag, noway.
WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
Anyway now that we're 18, do we try to get another job? If so, which?
ALSO ANONS DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
BEGGAR!
a seamstress to make our wizard robes
FUCK YEAH WE GOT THE JOB!
BEGGAR ON A BITCHES LEASH
SCUM IS DEATH BEG FOR RELEASE
Nursery school aid
Find a rich single father
FUCK NOW THAT WE'RE WORKING WE HAVE TO DROP ONE OF OUR LEISURE ACTIVITIES
We had socializing, fashion, sports, physical training, and outdoor activities. Which do we drop?
drop sports and get fat
told you so to do begging
fashion
Socializing
drop sports
>Outdoor activities
Begging is our now outdoor activity now
outdoor activities
SPORTS ARE FOR DORKS ANYWAY
And our brother got engaged
371 yuan is like 50 bucks USD
her mother provides 2100
Wow quick marriage
>Xue-Di
*it aint me stops playing*
ONCE AGAIN, DO WE CHOOSE TO SMOKE?
no
no smoke
nah nigga
No
Also move out and look for white piggu beta provider
no, we only smoke white cock
WE'RE NEVER BECOMING A SMOKING DEGENERATE
ALSO, DO WE BE A GOOD GIRL AND GET GOOD GIRL COMMUNIST POINTS OR BECOME A ACTIVIST?
Save our social credit score, support Winnie the Pooh
Support gov
Communist points
Support the gubment.
TIME TO SUCK THAT COMMUNIST COCK
BUT HOW ABOUT THIS GUY'S COCK? DO WE GO FOR IT?
Good girl points. There's no point in throwing your life away until the united states starts dropping bombs.
WHITE COCK OR BUST
>Int: 77
>Appearance: 70
>Literally named Wang
go for it
>Appearance 70
>Intelligence 77
He's gonna go a long way, do it.
>wang
DO IT
CAN'T SAY NO TO THE WANG
but he can say no to us💔
DO IT for Chang Long Wang
It's either wang's wei or no way
>He's gonna go a wang wei, do it.
Ftfy
GET DABBED ON ROASTIE
BASED WANG
Tell the gov't he's a spy. How dare he reject us.
this chick is fucking useless
JESUS CHRIST IS CHINA NEVER NOT IN A FUCKING FAMINE
Once again it doesn't affect us, thankfully🥗
WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?
post link please
>ugly brainlet
come on now
no hes ugly
Average Yea Forums poster? No way fag.
How's he gonna full nelson MC with that str
>health 85
>Yea Forumsirgin
>intelligence 20
>appearance 24
Based retarded quasimodo. Do it
Alright, do we try and get a better job so we can make some money? Right now our expenses is higher than our income.
Be a good communist and work in the farms.
go for it
Scavenger would double our income, go for it.
move to the west
find rich beta
Go for scavenger.
Seamstress
Hey, Yea Forums will live a long miserable life. I was looking at 12 strength and 20 intelligence. 56 happiness makes him not Yea Forums.
FUCK YEAH NOW WE'RE MAKING SOME FUCKIN MONEY!
DOSH
Alright I accidentally moved us out of our mother's house while looking at the housing options, should we try to emigrate to another country?
BASED RICE FARMER CHINK
RUSSIA
AMERICA BOUND
Hide on a ship and make your way to...
DO WE ILLEGALLY LEAVE THIS COMMUNIST SHITHOLE TO GO TO ANOTHER COMMUNIST SHITHOLE?
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
>russia
DO NOT MOVE TO ANOTHER ASIAN SHITHOLE
LOOK FOR WHITE PROVIDER
ALRIGHT, HOW ABOUT THE USA USA USA?
NO MUST BE AMERICA OR YUROP FOR THE GIBS
ILLEGALLY, WE'RE LIVING IN THE DANGER ZONE
Go to Kongo, die of Ebola
BE AN ILLEGAL, NOW
AMERICA
GET THOSE 2007 OBONGO GIBS
FUCK WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL
GO FOR IT
>oy vey entering jewish territory is tough stuff, gotta pay up goy
ALRIGHT WE'RE MAKING SOME MONEY BEFORE WE TRY AGAIN
ANYWAY, HOT OR NOT?
It's about $4300. You can make that in a month if you're not a lazy fuck.
NOT
He's poor as fuck, but take him anyway.
Hard pass
you will get a better husbando once you are in the USA. go for greencard
HOT
Save up for white cock.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
I think I already know the answer to this one, but do we donate to charity?
>intelligence 85
Not gonna make it
Only the State deserves our money.
We are 2k away from our dream, fuck no
fuck that
lol charity, sure. you got close to nothing....
DO WE TRY AND BECOME A ILLEGAL AGAIN?
WHITU COCKU HERE I COME
DO IT
YES
Chinatown here we come
WHAT TOWN AND STATE DO WE GO TO LIVE?
CUCAMONGA
Tacoma, Washington.
Wyoming
FUCK YEAH WE DID IT!
CAN WE GET SOME LIKES FOR PING?
Alaska Anchorage
california, tons of chinks. easy to hide
>a poor chinese 26-year old girl manages to move to USA alone
god I'm so fucking pathetic
ALRIGHT WHAT FUCKING NEW JOB DO WE GET?
IT
We gotta go back to our roots and beg again
fortune-teller
secretary, gotta suck boss' dick to get far
secretary
bang the boss
FORTUNATE TELLER
Also voting fortune-teller
Secretary, hoping the boss fucks us
Waitress, gotta steal American jobs
I couldn't get a IT or fortune-tell job, but we got the secretary job!
now fuck the boss and get a visa
Fortune-teller, let's put our eastern magic to use
>2100 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOLLERY DOOS
I'M RICH BITCH
HOT
OR
NOT?
does that even cover rent in commiefornia
He's too old.
Why don't we see his net worth? is he homeless?
>dumb manlet
no
Who cares? We're used to living in a commie block. I can live with 10 other people no problem.
>Brainlet
No
>happiness 49
>appearance 46
Hell no
Boomer + Af gogogo
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
anyway our brother's wife gets a job.
>good health
>mediocre everything
>white name
DO IT
*it aint me starts playing again*
why do americans do this
Good goys
HOLY SHIT THIS DUDE IS LOADED, DO WE GO FOR HIM?
Wait, did our entire fucking family come with us to Cucamonga?
SUGAR DADDY
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
yes hes a genius
YES
DO ET
>Appearance 51
>rich
Eh, good enough.
DOO EEEET
What's up with the german last names though
YES
>intelligence: 97
he's bound to have the thinking man's fetish - cucking
>genius
>goes for chink golddigger
>22 happiness
IMMINENT SPOUSAL ABUSE
>that net worth
>only 22 happiness
Hell yes we rich bitch.
>happiness: 22
with luck he'll an hero and give us inheritance
>happiness: 22
Checks out
WE FINALLY GOT THE WHITE COCK, LETS GET SOME FUCKING LIKES!
No it was just us, they're still in china and wherever our brother moved to.💙
>Can't become fortune teller
Fucking Gypsy mafia
>tfw too smart to make good decisions
is he a neet? How did he earn all that money?
>97 intelligence
holy shit
let those beta bucks roll in. marry him and divorce his ass
With Whites YOU WIN
bitcoin obviously.
HELL YEAH
NOW YOU CAN DROP THE JOB, GET FAT AND PRODUCE HAPAS
AMERICAN DREAM BABY
>autistic high int with below average wisdom
>low happiness
>goes for desperate chink pussy
This dude is Yea Forums as fuck
Inb4 loverboy'd
>our brother's wife died
Press f or like to pay respects.
F
*it aint me stops playing again*
Is it free?
F
>war over
>net worth doubles
N-nani?!
DO WE PUT A RING ON IT?
No, and there's no way to buy this older versions. The newer versions aren't as good. Just pirate the 2007 one, it's the one I'm using.
yes
Obviously
AMERICAN DREAM
GLORY TO CHINA
DRAIN HIM WITH ALIMONY
HOOK
LINE
SINKER
oh fuck yes. you just won
Of course
FUCK YEAH RICH WHITE COCKS
oh fuck
DO WE INVEST SOME OF OUR MONEY?
He's catching on to us. OH SHIT
WHAT
HOW DARES HE
SUE HIM
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I HAVE YELLOW PUSSY I'M IN CONTROL HERE
Call him a bigot
what the FUCK, user?
Fuck it, why not
We can still turn it around
why would he do this to us
Yes.
yes
Alright, this is all I'll do for investments right now since there's a lot of options here and letting you guys pick would take forever here. Moving on...
I only just now saw the thread and I'm too depressed tonight to participate but bless you OP, I remember having a ton of fun with these threads. Made my night much better, reminding me the good days when I used to host them. Still remember the best one, Anthony Burns of Portland.
Maybe some user will host an Ace of Spades beta server soon. That's a lot of fun always.
Of course
New thread?
Deploy the blackmail
>taking initiative
BASED
Nah, this one's far from bump limit
oh.💔
NOOOOOOOOOOO fucking FAGGOT
RACIST
WE HAVE NO WHITE PROVIDER AND WE WILL HIT THE WALL SOON
His autism was too powerful.
wreck his car
I guess he really was 97 int
PRAYED RIKE FIDDELU, CHERRY GONE
let's kill him
Fuck, our boy's been browsing too much /pol/ and got streetwise
Fucker.
Well, do we donate to charity now that we have some actual cash?
Thanks user, this is my first time doing one of these threads, I used to always just watch. My favorite one was the Serbian guy called Dracomir that ended up having like 100 sons.
>Many people would consider their lives incomplete without a romantic relationship.
Absolutely not.
>not riding the market average
Lad, you don't make money for yourself. Interest rates are set so you don't make a fortune in your lifetime unless you're lottery lucky. You plant trees whose shade you will never sit in and hope your children are smart enough to not touch the investments and be billionaires by 50.
hell no
>charity
Nah fuck poors
Fuck no, American dorrar ours to spend
No
GOD
Alright, but what about a lottery?
>30
>Still a virgin
Its over
go for it
do it
DO IT
YES
Absolutely enlightened
Sure
Go for it.
normally I would say no to this kind of thing but FUCK IT GO FOR IT
GOOD FORTUNE YES YES
GOTTA DO IT
FUCK
GAY
>30
THE WALL IS UPON US
Well uh, what about this guy?
>manlet neet
no
NO
Fuck no
>11,020 dollas
NEXT
no
>appearance: 29
Fuck off uggo
>wealth: POOR
>appearance: UGLY
FUCK him
>ugly poorfag
no
>FUCK him
NO user NO, that is exactly what we DON'T want
And another one gone...
What about this guy?
No.
happyness 18
:-DDDDD
Fuck no.
>appearance 17
>Freeman
Yes.
>ugly weakling
NO
auto decline anyone with no money and below 50 appearence
WHERE'S THE MONEY
>Appearance: 17
>17
>SEVENTEEN
OH NO NO NO NO
>Occupation: Unemployed
>Appearance: 17
FUCK NO
>already 30 yo
we're not gonna make it bros
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>30 yo
we're never getting married🙁
We could always immigrate back to China and be filthy stinking rich
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK
Bonjour Xiao
You suck
NOOOOOO BEING A ROASTIE AIN'T EASY WHERE ARE THE RICH CHADS NOOOOOOOOO
THAT'S HOW FREE MARKET WORKS, CHINA WAS SUPERIOR
FUCKING JEWRY FLEECING OUR HARD-EARNED WHORE DORRARS
HIIIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nice thumbnail
DO WE GO FOR THE LOTTO AGAIN?
>play a chink
>chink image shows up without posting
Is...is that our character calling out to us?
oh no
YES
Fuck yes.
YES
YES
Do it
>risk five dollars
What a loss
WUSO WUSO WUSO BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEECT
sure
AWW YAYAH
FUCK
MY FIVE DOLLARS NOOOOOO
FIGGER NAGGOT
>34
THE END IS NIGH
fucking rigged
what are the chances of not winning twice in a row? nearly non-existant
user where did you find a copy of the game?
>went from a happy communist farmer to getting cucked by the bognadoffs
This is why we should have never betrayed winnie the pooh
Alright it seems doing "Search new romance" option makes it so you can't see the guy's net worth for some reason. Do we go for this guy? He seems pretty hot.
Why don't we just cut our losses and illegally immigrate back?
>tfw years of your life vanish in a few seconds
What a chad. Let's go for it.
That's a no from me dawg
>attractive but retarded
He's better than us, YES
>chad
Sure
Do it
yes
go for it
>int 20
BASED
ALRIGHT, NOW SHOULD WE IMMEDIATELY TRY FOR MAKING A BABY SO WE CAN GET THAT ALIMONY IF HE BREAKS UP WITH US?
YES
WOMB IS NEARLY DRY
YES
YES
Gotta make them babies before our tubes dry up. Also alimony.
He knows enough to make us American dorrar, user.
>low int
>good athleticism, high str, high appearance
This dude's a loaded athlete. Gotta milk those Chadbux
IT TOOK TWO TRIES BUT WE DID IT!
YES! YES! YES!
how did we not get a single fucking pay increase in 10 years
OVERIES ARE ALMOST DRY
WE MUST MAKE HAPAS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
nice
DO WE ACCEPT?
>inb4 dies on childbirth
FUCK YEAH, MORE HAPA WE MAKE, MORE HAPPY WE BE
YEEESSSS DIVORCE COURT SETTLEMENT PLAN INITIATED
>3.8k bucks
what the fuck
TRAD CHAD
yes we do.
yes
>net worth: 3685
He'd be the one getting money
Reject his ass lol
>3k
What the fucjk
Take the risk
>NEET
NO HIT NO
YES
PHASE TWO: ACTIVATED💙
He's fucking poor. We're the ones losing money. But we love him anyway so let's go for it.
>3,685
Shit, we fucked up
Fuck, he better get a job so that we can leech money off of.
>love
We love American dorrar, and soon enough we'll get it
>inb4 have to quit our job to raise the kid
Come on Chad, get to work.
>3000 fucking dollars net worth
So THIS is the power of 20 int
WE HAVE A BABY BOY!
There's way too many name options to list, just give me a white sounding American name and I'll see if it's on there.
He can raise the kid for us.
Honker
How are we going to raise him without any dosh?
bob
Goldbergsteinhorowitz
Edgar
Adolf, or failing that, Sameul
Keith.
Ian
Gregor
We're fucking broke. Also, Jet or Jackie.
Dragonborn
Hank
>Husband
>Profession
>B L A N K
Yea Forums got btfo, can't even gold dig for shit
Force chad to stop being a neet.
ELIOT
Keith it is, you're the first one to guess a name that's on the list.
Anyway, we can only have one leisure activity now, which will it be?
Yea Forums
BEGGING
Television viewing.
Well, if anything, I can now see why roasties turn to feminism: they failed to gold dig and get extremely frustrated.
Socializing. Need to find a dude with an actual jobs as well as nigger cocks to suck.
Music
PRAISE JESUS
Television Viewing
religioius activities
Leligious activity.
socializing
we gotta cuck our husband at some point.
baneposting all day it is!
I tried to ask for a raise but got nothing, damn.
Fuck this poorfag NEET, we need some good ol' cuckoldry.
HOW THE FUCK
Should we try for another child?
>health 6
ooooh boy
We are a FAILURE
YES
>more jasonlings
Eh, why not.
Ye
OH FUCK WE GOT PREGNANT RANDOMLY, I DIDN'T EVEN PUSH THE TRY FOR BABY OPTION
WHAT DO WE DO?
was it worth it OP? is this worth 20 dollars?
>no vac parents
Yes
OF COURSE
Didn’t they cure that shit?
abort
Yeetus that fetus
Called it
We Oregon Trial now with our family dying off from shitty diseases
FETUS DELETUS
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Keep it you fool, we need the child support $$$
pop it out and keep it
New thread wen
He was WOKE and pirated that shit
Have the child
Keep
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT THE MISSION
ABORT
I'M RICH BISH
My plan is to invade Israel and Islamify it HAHAHAHA
keep that shit
There's a small epidemic of it in New York City presently that caused them to pass laws to ban unvaccinated children from school. So no.
>lira
It's fucking nothing.
LIKE A TRUE CHINK WE ABORT THAT SHIT
And now our mother has the diabeetus
I'll make a new thread in second
BASED
Link it when you do
>Keith's health
NEW THREAD