Come test your luck anons

If I jerk off you have to give me likes for motivation

ok

Your fortune: Bad Luck

will i ever have sex with a woman

Will i taste death soon?

>I'll see you soon
>For all of eternity

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Let me make a prediction for you...

Your fortune: Good Luck

Why? Is it cause you're lonely, no gf?

I made a pretty big post to help the lonely folks of /r9k/ out. If you just read you should get laid / have a gf / an LTR in under 3 months 100% guaranteed. Not trolling, no bullshit, 100% truth. I've been on Yea Forums over 13 years, I know what it was like, and I don't want anyone to suffer as I did.

Start here:
boards.Yea Forums.org/r9k/thread/51728470

You can totally get the gf of your dreams, not just any 'ole slag. Let me redpill you. I've done what I once felt was impossible. Once you read those pills you can reply to me there and I'll aid you on your quest.

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Will my back ever heal?

Will i ever go past 200?

Should I fuck someone other than my GF?

cancer

wow its actually real link
good work

Will I get [USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST] for this post?

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Will i get likes for this post?

Will it be perfect?

aaaaaaaaaaa

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Will i be able to make my game PLUS the lewd version of it?

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If I made a video game, would it be successful on my first try?

Rolled 4 (1d6)

will i be successful

Can i ace my tests?

Will I get a like from everyone ITT if I roll a 1?

Am I a cool guy that everyone wants to be friends with

will i ever get to cum inside a tight asian pussy?

Rolled 1 (1d6)

will I be successful

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Will my life ever be worth living?

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😃

Rolled 2 (1d6)

will i stay successful

should I jerk off

nice

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Will my best friend drift away from me?

will my degenerate realities ever come true

Rolled 2 (1d6)

will I have a happy end

will I be rich?

Rolled 4 (1d6)

NO WAIT JUST LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE NOOOO

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

will i live a happy life

Rolled 60 (1d100)

Oh hey, I unlocked the other dice too

Does she think of calling me?

will i live a happy life

Will i keep fapping to my fucking game instead of working on it?

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are you full of shit

Will the suffering end soon?

Am I gonna die?

will i get a call about my job today?

Fuck you
Am I gonna die?