Anyone else here a virgin?

Am I still a virgin if I've only sucked dick?

Asking the real questions user, but I'mma say yes. You gotta get past third base for it to count.

hugless + kissless 25yo
half a decade til wizardry

Lost it when I was 17

your mon desu

I want to be called a virgin... I will give a like to anyone who calls me a virgin and bullies me if they post an anime/video game girl along with their reply

have sex

hugless, kissless, virgin girl(female)
future cat lady in the making

I can fuck yours away.

I'll give you a like if you go out with me.

31 year old virgin here
give me some likes to make me feel better🙁

How fat are you?
How fat are your tits?

i bet you're fat as fuck

No, but only because girls try to have sex with me and make the moves for some reason.

Lost it at 15 or 16, currently engaged rn trying for our first kid.

Fuck you, virgin.

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Yes and I am ok with it. Almost had sex 4 times in the last 10 years, but I was never able to get turned on. I guess it's just not meant to be.

Is that a rhetorical question?
Yes

not really, I'm kind of scrawny, relationships just don't interest me. like at all.

Then again there's a scant few things that even bring me much measurable joy at all. School counselor was probably right when they suggested I might have some form of anhedonia.

♣️

Imagine not being a virgin

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Post butt/thigh

That's a funny april fools day joke.

Just shut up and date me. You're past your prime. I'm desperate. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

>tfw a girl likes you

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Anhedonia is a symptom, not a disease. School counselors don't know shit and it's never too late to turn yourself around and appreciate the great things life can offer.

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>tfw a boy likes you and you like him but then you fuck it all up
Kill me

yes

I'm saving my first like for my true love~~

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>a girl tells you that she likes you
>don't know what to do so just go on with what I was doing
>never see her again

Yes. 25 years without peepee in vagoo and nothings gonna change that in the future. Girls are for faggots anyways.

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I fucked for the first time about 2 months ago. Once my crotch rot clears up, I'll fuck my boyfriend again hopefully.

Get the fuck out of my head, reee.
Seriously, what is the correct way to proceed in this situation?

>when you're practically throwing yourself at them, but they're too oblivious to see it

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Fornication is wrong.

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>tfw a girl likes you so you go out with her on a couple of dates and have sex with her soon after
it's all about the mindset

37yo virgin here. Get on my level.

>Friends with a guy and a girl at work
>They're both virgins
>They're both hella interested in each other
>Ask them both, privately, when they'll ask the other out on a date
>"I'm waiting for him/her to ask"
Fucking hopeless niggas I swear.

Think I'm gonna be a perma-virgin at this point, too terrified of chicks to make a move and I can only attract men I don't find attractive

>girl sends me message saying she likes me
>what the fuck do I do
>awkwardly ask if she'd like to meet up sometime
>haha user, this isn't (girl), this is (guy) who took her phone
>you fell for it lol

Just go get a hooker, looser.

Just fuck chicks it's that easy my bro

>looser

Have sex

i just said that bro now go fuck some hoes my virgin brotendo

but what if I want to make love?

Saving mine for my waifu in the afterlife.

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Then making sex is not for you my friends. But making love is.

I just condensed your point into two words, no need for being so wordy, get to the point.

You dont need to be in a relationship for a good fucking

just have sex

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l e g s
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Why? Is it cause you're lonely, no gf?

I made a pretty big post to help the lonely folks of /r9k/ out. If you just read you should get laid / have a gf / an LTR in under 3 months 100% guaranteed. Not trolling, no bullshit, 100% truth. I've been on Yea Forums over 13 years, I know what it was like, and I don't want anyone to suffer as I did.

Start here:
boards.Yea Forums.org/r9k/thread/51728470

You can totally get the gf of your dreams, not just any 'ole slag. Let me redpill you. I've done what I once felt was impossible. Once you read those pills you can reply to me there and I'll aid you on your quest.

Not a virgin. In a relationship. I rather fap to anime tiddies than have sex though. It's such a chore. All my girl wants to do is fuck, and we do, but God damn, sometimes I just want to do nothing on my days off.

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I'm a 31 years old kissless handholdless virgin. Ama.

losers

does life get easier or does the shame pile on more and more every day?

Nope but I can barely get an erection so I might as well be

Hey bros, just woke up. Can I get some likes?

Virgin BTW, although I often dream of sex.

I'm kissless and handholdless.
AMA

>fucked in your dreams
Basically the same thing

have sex, incel

youtube.com/watch?v=Dx6nvu6Iq2k

I dream about getting raped sometimes

Me

wizard powers in a few months

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I'm 30+, live with my mum, ugly and introverted as fuck. This will not change in the forseeable future, probably never, but it never bothered me enough to actually do anything about it, so it's fine.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

3 or lower i stay a virgin
4 or higher i lose my virginity this year

Based and Yea Forumspilled

just have sex lol

Sounds like you make excuses instead of trying to fuck. Plenty of ugly losers still have sex

yes, you

aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW DO I LOSE MY VIRGINITY BROS

Maybe. But as I said, I can't be assed to do anything about it.

post on craigslist

My penis was technically inside a vagina. I stuffed it in floppy with my thumb because I couldn't get it up. Does that still count?

try grindr

yeah😂

shit bro u right

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Craigslist has been dead for a year.

i unironically wish i was a virgn. Every girl that i got to fuck me ended up being a whore and fucking other dudes behind my back because i'm a fucking beta male.

How can any of us be virgin if life fucked us?

I was until last January

Imagine being a virgin

i can't lose my virginity
because i never lose

Lost it at 21, was in a relationship with said person till 25. Haven't had sex since it ended almost 3 years ago. I feel like I may as well be one again at this point.

was 15 when i had shitty sex with a bitch that wanted to be a dude in elementary school. with her friend sleeping right next to us passed out high as fuck

It piles up but after a while you lose the ability to feel anything about it. I no longer give a fuck, except for some days when I feel particularly emotional, especially at night I feel pretty bad about it, but it usually resolves itself in a few hours.

i forgot what this image was about but I am an invulnerability virgin

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I want a boyfriend so bad its killing me

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Share your wisdom with us, Wizard.

post discord

where have you been, craigs list took down the personel section like last year.
i posted on for a long ass time, i never did meet someone, and i posted every day in all sections of my state, as well as replied to as many posts as i could related to girls that i matched the criteria for (which was basically never because i didn't look like pic related or have a 9 inch dick) lets face it nobody like inexperienced men people only want those with experience

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Testing

basically nothing matters besides looks

and money

Yes.
I'm actually super good looking
I have a shitton of deep knowledge in a very varied amount of interests
I have girls constantly looking at me and I see them get flustered if I caught them
I have girls moving over and trying to talk to me
I get hit on by guys every 1/2 months

But holy fuck I cannot start a fucking conversation or maintain one beyond a simple introduction
Any girl that approaches quickly realizes and just drifts off
I can't use any of that knowledge and/or interests to establish a relation because I can't even fucking think of how to bring them up, I worry too much about coming off as needy or annoying and exposing myself to someone I don't truly know.

It feels even worse because I fucking know I can, I just can't take that extra step no matter how hard I try, im too scared to expose myself
At this point it feels like my only chance is some milf noticing this and fuels her fucked up fetish and mine

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test

This shit has happened to me twice with two different women, both times I couldn't get hard because there's barely any feeling in my dick thanks to the Jew getting my foreskin

Yes, 8373 days as matter of fact.

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>tfw you know that feel

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#8321
slim

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Your problem is easily fixed with practice

That means exposing myself and opening up to several people I don't quite know, which is the problem to begin with.

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Why do you care? What are you afraid of? Having a conversation isn't really opening up to people

Online dating. Find introverted girl that prefers to talk online first or has the same problem/mutual understanding. Probably not Tinder but like OkCupid or something.

Worked for me but dear god is online dating soul draining.

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Yeah I’m afraid so