DMC5

April 1st isn't going to stop me from having a good old fashioned videogame thread.

Thoughts on DSD?

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Sexy. The utility is off the charts, and it's one of the many pleb filters in this god tier game.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Looks ugly, Rebellion is better.

Could look a little cooler, but I love the fact that they incorporated swordmaster moves directly into the moveset.

Rebellion is boring, you can't even Drive with it.

HALF A FUCKING HOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

So what was Nero's punch ghost I kinda thought it was Vergil but considering he was dicking around while Nero had it, it can't have been him.

So when is Bloody Palace out?

His DT in 4 was incomplete and relied on using Yamato as a catalyst, therefore it was external

Its ugly

Yeah but he still has the spectral arm when you use the bringer in 5.

Those are his wings.

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You're ugly

less than half an hour

No.

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don't open

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VERGIL FUCK ME

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Serious question for someone seriously contemplating making big mods:
>What would you want changed to Sunless Sea to improve the game experience for you? Besides combat.

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I want to give Nero my pickle!

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>threads moving at a million miles an hour

I JUST WANT BP TO COME OUT

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>DSD
Complete shit. Design is bad, gimmick is underwhelming, summoning swords look and work lame compared to Vergil's. The only good part is how SM moves are finally on unused inputs of regular attack. Too bad instead of new cool moves we got those retarded sword attaks.

I'VE HAD IT WITH FUCKING MATT
DLC OR WE RIOT

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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DARK HANDSOME STRANGER

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

cursed

Oh, cool.

>BP soon

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what the fuck is going ON

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CONFIRMED

>summoning swords look and work lame compared to Vergil's.
What are you talking about? Dante's swords do way more than Vergil's as of right now, unless he gets a sword rework when he's released as DLC

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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OK WHAT THE FUCK

Your fortune: Good Luck

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You are a pleb and horrible at the game.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I want to meet this chuuni handsome dark stranger

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DLC WHEN

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Who the fuck is matt?

Lady is so fucking hot that it blows my mind when people ignore her

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Wait how

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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t. lucklet

Playable Vergil when??

I kinda hate that now SM has no actual useful moves though. Only the back command is of any use, although charged summoned swords can fuck Furies up.

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I can't decipher this

Soon...

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Because this is a game for handsome boys, user

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Auto skip intro cutscene to avoid the first loading screen.

Breaker switcher for Nero

It says hoon, clearly the fortune teller has a bit of a lisp.

14 minutes anons. post yfw 0 minutes

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I love Vergil! His lips are so pretty.

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>do way more
But the mechanic itself isn't interesting and it looks shitty. I simply had no fun in using them. Plus it's retarded how DSD is kinda mandatory because it buffs DT in general. But I guess I'll stick with Sparda anyway.

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SPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTTSPANKYOURBUTT

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HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE

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It is interesting and you're shitty. Git gud.🐸

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>been very active in the last hour
>still no fortune teller perk
fuck this gay earth

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mfw dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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I want to kiss him ;_;

TEN MINUTES TILL CO OP BLOODY PALACE

Can't wait to play V for all eternity now

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like for Dante's ass🐱

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i wanna kiss his bruised lips[/spoilers]

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I'll do a fortune for you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Somebody just told me they said no more DLC on some sort of livestream, is this april fools faggotry? Because I swear if I can't play as Vergil I'm fucking mad.

nah
DSD is an upgrade in every way. It has every move both had, plus the summon swords.

Same here. Just got a bunch of bullshit so far

I'm going to chop you into confetti, silly clown

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thank you, user

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I NEED COOP
NOW

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I ship it

Sales were underwhelming so they cancelled Lady & Trish DLC. Vergil is likely though since they only need to port him from 4.

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Imagine being a fortunelet

Your fortune: Average Luck

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What livestream? Dan and Reuben were yesterday and the BP stream isn't until later.

Talking bullshit as well. Capcom are apparently good with the sales.

someone make a coop thread where people can share their xbox/psn/steam id's. No one should experience this greatness alone.

SEVEN MINUTES
REAL WESKER HOURS
BLOODY PALACE CO OP IMMINENT

>thinking they’d make Vergil randomly playable in an update without any prior acknowledgement
Not happening. But he will likely be paid dlc down he line. Okabe said they had plans for dlc like two months ago but it wasn’t going into development right away

Man, I can’t wait to get fucked by 3 furies tonight!

6 minutes right?

me too

WAITING

Neither this or Vergil will happen tonight. It's a shame, but the truth. Bloody Palace is exactly what's already on the disc, just a few graphics and menus made for it since launch.

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for you

Your fortune: Godly Luck

It's happening you insane bufoon.

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>Fastest selling DMC game ever
>Underwhelming

>tfw when no ps plus if bloody palace is co op

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Five minutes bros
STEAL A SOUL FOR A SECOND CHANCE

Rolled 37 (1d100)

ROLLING ON WHICH FLOOR I DIE IN BP

Jesus christ

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES

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BUT YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A MAN

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God damn I just beat Sons of Sparda and finished it by ddting jetdad. I feel big dicked and can't wait for Bloody Palace

Trish is best girl

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What if there's no coop, bros?

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christ the pachinko models look bad

Says the insane buffoon.

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Is it gonna be an update on ps or it just unlocks?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FIVE MINUTES FIVE MINUTES FIVE MINUTES FIVE MINUTES FIVE MINUTES

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MY CHOSEN TORTOISE MAKES ME STROINGER

3

i fucking die

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Why WAS his introduction cutscene a thinly veiled tutorial for using your sword to hit door opening buttons that then aren't even used in the game?

>listening to nujabes - aruarian dance
>steam is open
>waiting for BP with you guys
comfy

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Can I SMOOCH Vergil's lips?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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I want to meet this dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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2

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youtube.com/watch?v=jA9NbU_R-y4

BANG BANG BANG

1 MINUTE NIGGERS

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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tfw no lady gf

Based trash man.

is it coming out now just for PC or on everything

1 MINUTE AAAAAAAAAA

>Fastest selling DMC game ever

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*TRICKS TOWARDS YOU*

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BANE?

thank you

FORTUNE TELLER WILL THERE BE COOP

Your fortune: Average Luck

I love dante

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THE TIME HAS COME
>AND SO HAVE I
THE TIME HAS COME
>AND SO HAVE I
THE TIME HAS COME
>AND SO HAVE I
THE TIME HAS COME
>AND SO HAVE I
THE TIME HAS COME
>AND SO HAVE I

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IDS HABBENING

IT'S UP

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oh nononono

dumb nigger DmC has been out for 6 years already

>ITS NOT OUT

WTF BRO'S?

vg247.com/2019/03/22/devil-may-cry-5-2-million-sales/

It sold 2 mill, dumbass. Nice old photo

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>comparing DmC's lifetime sales to the sales DMC5 got in less than a month.

I WILL BE RIGHT

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Disappointment inbound. No co-op and no Vergil. Only reward is a shitty taunt for each character.
You’re welcome.

DMCBROS WERE WE TOO COCKY?

>old photo
steamspy.com/search.php?s=devil may cry

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I am going to go fucking insane trying to get my air game to the level of our resident Nero webm user. I can't JC knuckle split to save my life so all I can think to do is bitch exercises like webm related til I hit the ceiling of the void, feels bad. If that Nero user is around, and you know who you are, just know your crazy webms are a true inspiration

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LADS
youtu.be/0xd78zMQ3i0

OH FUCK

CAN WE CHOOSE THE SOUNDTRACK FOR BP?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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>be me
>be on ps4 title screen
>check for update
>application on latest update
WTF BROS?

Is it up?

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90% of lifetime sales are in first month though.

>PC

who cares? DmCs lifetime sales is already being eclipsed by a month old DMC5

twitter.com/DevilMayCry/status/1112610547160092673

NO CO-OP
>NO CO-OP
NO CO-OP
>NO CO-OP
NO CO-OP
>NO CO-OP

OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHh

>no coop
ITSUNOOOO I WANTED TO CARRY THIS Yea Forums NABS

>just wanna discuss sekiro
>Yea Forums has to do retarded meme shit because lmaoApril 1st

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ITS FUCKING NOTHING

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Steam update?

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does bloody palace have co-op? i cant connect to PSN

>no vergil
>no coop
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>it's literally just the BP that was already in the game

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It hasn't even been a month, faggot.

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That's why I always used the big "IF" when talking about it.

So is BP live yet?

Where is it

WHERE IS IT

Did you rike it?

>imagine Dante getting pinned against a red tree wall, that's the same color of his fucking crayzee ass character who lusts for moms because he's literally an unholy Oedipal wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the quarter-demon whoreson who suckled wannabe pope cock and had so much Sith jizz protein splurged inside his guts it turned him unga, is being diddled by his daddy up his puffy devil pussy, so hard the term "pull my devil trigger" gets a new meaning, and with his last whoreish, skanky, breaths he coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out his chad jaw, leaving his anus forever surrendered and his devil triggered to the brim

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WHERE IS IT

>no co-op

Bros...

>b-but it was 6 years!!
>b-but it's an old photo!!
>b-but it's PC it doesn't matter!!
>i-it's photoshopped!!

Even when Capcom is on a roll they still act like fucking jews.

>DmC reached 2 million sales after a year
>DMC 5 reached 2 million sales in less than a month
cope

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>NO COOP
ENOUGH

NO, NO ONLINE
ITSUNO
WHAT ABOUT EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS??
SHIT BOY I DIE

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Where's the cunt that screencapped me when I said Vergil and coop weren't coming I know you're here faggot I wanna be smugly satisfied

otherwise I'm gonna kill myself in disappointment

Yes, I'm playing it already. Vergil is in.

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ITS HERE

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Are you serious

It’ll be fun but lmao no co-op. What is even the point of having online connectivity if you can only do like 2 missions with other actual human beans

PC Cucks are irrelevant as they have shit taste

It's fucking nothing

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What the hell did people expect? They literally told us BP was what we were getting and nothing else.

>STAYED UP TILL 4:00 AM FOR THIS
FUCK, BROS

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Reminder dan and reuben will be at E3

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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It obviously wasn't going to have vergil, come on. They actually said it multiple times. No one has any right to get upset at them when they literally said "No, it's just the bloody palace".

INSANE BUFFOON

2 mill physical sold, get fucked numberlett

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...

Oh wow, look at that, it's exactly what we should have expected.

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They sold 2 million dude. 2 million in a few months compared to 6 years

get the fuck over yourself

What the fuck user it's almost been half an hour what the fuck man? When's bloody palace!? You said it would be here!

is everyone replying to this post fucking new or something?
Steamspy has been completely inaccurate for a long time now

>no co-op
not even going to bother honestly. it's literally all i wanted

My DMC isnt updating or anything

>bad luck
yfw no coop bros

What do yoy mean no coop what the fuck

Wasnt it 4 gig

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>people actually thought there was going to be Vergil
I'm surrounded by fools.

People are complaining that it doesn't have co-op.

That's why I always used the phrase "IF" because they would have been vocal if this was a thing that was coming

Only retards thought Vergil was going to be in just like that.
But there are plenty of these around, after all some idiots here pretend the writing isn't fucked or that subhuman isn't raw garbage.

Shame about no BP coop though

That was the OST

Looks like shit but is too good to pass up

What the fuck

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>No co-op
SO WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING SHIT IN THE FUCKING DATA ABOUT LOBBIES AND CO-OP WHAT THE FUCK ITSUNO WAS A STABLE CONNECTION TOO HARD FOR YOUR CODE MONKEYS SO YOU FUCKING SCRAPPED IT YOU TALENTLESS GOOKS?

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PC players are all casuals that prefer western games.

Can you mod co-op?

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woah take a chill pill

It's just verifying the files already downloaded.

>Bad Luck

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we may not have coop but let's get to our highest scores alright bros?

ITSUNOOOO

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>no update on PS4

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SUCH A FOOL

What about Divergence?

Why is it updating for steam, but not on PS4. I'm mad.

LADS CALM DOWN
TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS RIGHT?
ONLINE BLOODY PALACE WILL RELEASE TOMORROW RIGHT?!
RIGHT???

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IT ACTUALLY HAS ONLINE
IT ACTUALLY HAS ONLINE
IT ACTUALLY HAS ONLINE
IT ACTUALLY HAS ONLINE
IT ACTUALLY HAS ONLINE

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Won't they add co-op if there's a high enough demand? It is just as requested as Vergil if not moreso and we know Vergil is coming. Co-op will move copies, there's no denying that.

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>no coop
I sleep

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What the fuck is the April Fools thing this year?

i'm literally playing it on ps4 right now

If we are getting coop today, a big IF, its locked behind a completion of the BP.
Afterall, you dont want mindless shitters ruining your runs, right?

>tfw hate playing with people so never gave a fuck about Coop BP

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>1 month delay for literally nothing since it was already in the game files
what's the fucking point

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>just kissing
Llewd

>no online
WHY CAPCOM WHY IT'S SUCH A FUN FEATURE

>Just kidsing

>no co-op
Is this an in season April Fools joke

it's attached to your score user you gotta get more likes

>it was in the files and worked perfectly
>delayed for a month
What was the fucking point

kek

This. Literally a non-issue for me.

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>mfw the april fools joke is the lack of vergil and coop
>mfw they add it april 2nd
fortune teller confirm this

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Bloody Palace was their chance to surpass DMC3 and they fucked it. Looks like DMC3 is still the best game in the series.

>go to rule34
>still no rule63 dtNero
>mfw

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Bug testing, which is what they said it was for in the first place. Also I don’t think V had any finishers for other bosses aside from Vergil

>spend all promotions gushing over their cameo system
>It only works well on mission 13 and sometimes 7
>passed on an opportunity to bring cameo's to BP

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I have godly luck

>Capcom releases Online BP 2 weeks later

>Paid DLC

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ITSUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it would've been nice, but I like bloody place anyway

I don't understand why they even bothered with all this online shit if they aren't going to use it for anything. It's gotta be fairly intensive work to get up and running properly, and for what? One short mission, basically?

>matt confirmed no dlc
>no coop
WHYY

Your fortune: Good Luck

FUNNY JOKE! NO CO-OP GOOD JOKE!

I swear if they don't fix this shit by tomorrow I am going to lose my fucking shit.

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they can tell everyone it's free dlc. worked for the witcher so they thought it would work out for them too

So why wasn’t the BP an unlockable feature from the start if it literally was already in the game’s files from the start?

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No co-op

Can't use Cav-R in BP.

Fuck man

Alright fortune teller, let's see if Vergil will be a playable character this month

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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yet Okabe mentioned that they have some unannounced stuff planned in an interview

guys don't worry, tomorrow is the day. this is just because it's april fools. they couldn't have waited 1 month for nothing.

flexing on you scorelets

>The angel that presided over my birth, said, little creature, born of joy and BARBEQUE TIME😂

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???

oh no

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>no vergil

uninstalled

Where did he confirm this? Stream isn't live yet and he didn't post on twitter for a while

Online will probably be another update

Don’t worry, user. Fortune teller is tying to tell you that Vergil will be playable next month.

>very bad luck
hold me bros...

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NONOOO

>spend development time to implement useless coop feature which only worked on couple of levels
>didn't add it to the mode literally desgined for it
Amazing.

there's a photo mode in BP which is cool

This makes me sad, I need more art of Vergil interacting with V's summons

m-maybe next month🙁

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OHNONONONO VERGILKEKS BTFO

The capcom live stream podcast was an hour ago user.

they dont allow dlc weapons because they felt like making Bloody Palace as underwhelming as possible

cool pic

>no DLC confirmed by Matt
>No co-op for Bloody Palace
>no Vergil, no nothing
This is the last bit of content we're getting for DMC5. Enjoy it lads.

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oh boy

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co op os coming in SE, see you in 3 years nerds

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Oh the confidential thing. FUCK.

FUUUUCCKKK

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is it just me or is the camera in bloody palace kinda weird

I just realized that not only is BP not co-op, but it restricts you from using certain weapons and doesn't even have the fucking excuse of not making poorfags that you're playing with feel bad. I'm beyond mad.

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

If I roll anything but a 4 Vergil confirmed for later this month.

Literally why? It's singleplayer anyway, who cares?

you can't used the dlc? weird

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>No online but also no DLC weapons
I'm really getting confused with what the fuck are they doing, same for no DLC breakers, like why, whats' the point?

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at least tell me you can use Gerbera GP-01, Mega Buster & Pasta Breaker

Fuck man

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Are you fucking kidding me? I mean good track record if this is the biggest fuckup you can manage with this game, but not being allowed content I paid more for is fucking stupid.

NO, THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING MAD

Nope

they must've implemented it in because of online, otherwise they wouldn't bother.
today's april fools, tomorrow online maybe?

WE WILL GET PLAYABLE VERGIL

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Look at that, I expected exactly what we got and I'm not disappointed.

I was sure this is what it's gonna be, but still, goddamn.

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>no DLC confirmed by Matt
Why do you keep posting this when Okabe said they're working on it right now?

NO DLC user, NO DLC and those are DLC.
It makes no fucking point, if its going to be single player who even cares about you paying to use more stuff.

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DEFEAT
AFTER
DEFEAT

You double nigger

Why the fuck didn't they just give base Cavaliere the stinger? What exactly is the point of making a DLC weapon that's just a weapon in the game but with an extra move and then saying you can't use it in the mode fans will spend the most time playing?

Well this has been unfortunate. Anyways, have you guys seen this?
>ttps://www.bilibili.com/video/av47850728

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Stop doing that, my heart can only take so much.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Hold on, let me fix it

WE WILL GET PLAYABLE VERGIL NOW

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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WILL WE GET CO OP

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Bullshit. Okabe confirmed in the Dengeki interview that there was going to be DLC and Dan leaked that capcom has plans. Matt is lying. Also, why in the hell would there be an online BP in the games files, not to mention match making. They couldn't have just ditched the idea.

its over

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

S T O P

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user why

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I just wanted to play DMC with my friend

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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What if you have to beat BP to unlock co-op?

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Will I get what I want?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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NO
ITSUNO

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💔

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jesus christ

I BET A PIZZA AND A STRAWBERRY SUNDAE YOU UNLOCK COOP BY BEATING NORMAL
SOMEONE WITH A TRAINER, PLEASE RUSH THROUGH THE 3 VERSIONS

GOD
DAMMIT

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FUCKING STOP. WE WILL HAVE COOP AND VERGIL

Your fortune: Average Luck

BUT I KNOW A HERO WILL COME

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BUT I KNOW A HERO WILL COME

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Raidenbros- we havent forgotten about you. Come home

rave.dj/4FryFdS3TXXGiw

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>bungle the launch of your new feature, generate less interest, and disappoint fans as a joke
capcom isn't quite that dumb yet

should i run through with a trainer and find out

Trying again

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Planned but not implimented, like when V was Gilver.

I'm legit more mad at no dlc weapons in bp than coop. What the hell.

I will not accept it.

ITSUNO IF I ROLL GOOD LUCK YOU RELEASE HIM TOMORROW OR ELSE

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Oh boy, back to mission 13 it is.

Trying again

Your fortune: Good Luck

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What The Fuck

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CONFIRMED

ITSUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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STOP IT

There is data about coop BP in game, so either:
>You have to unlock it
>They couldn't make it work
>Capcom is drip feeding updates into the game and we will get coop only next month

FUCK IM SORRY
THIS TIME

Your fortune: Average Luck

lads..
it's over, barry won

Whats with this colored text?

G

Update is out. It's 208 MB. Guys, they are holding out on this 4 GB update till later.

Is that what they SAID, or are you just assuming? Because why the fuck is there still a 4GB update?

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b-bros...

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Vergil stop using Doppleganger on Yea Forums. we need you on DMC 5

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Atta boy

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Fuck off Barry

Gh

Someone needs to screencap this thread holy shit

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>4GB update
redpill me

>They couldn't make it work
>Capcom is drip feeding updates into the game and we will get coop only next month
Either one of these 2, I already finished all 3 characters in BP before the official update and i still have my rank with them.

>you can now pause on any floor and pick it up later
Wow I won't have to sit for two hours anymore to clear BP.
Also floors 1-20 are fucking jokes, I wish they didn't start on human.

4GB is literally just the OST, you can see that in steamdb. There is no other content.

Stop being a slut vergil

Your fortune: Good Luck

tfw Brea returned from the dead to play DMC5

How do you know there will be a 4gb update?

Even though there's no coop BP is still fun.

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>BP has a fucking timer again
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

WHERE MY EMPUSA MAINS AT?

>No Mega Buster or Gerbera GP01
It's garbage

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This was already confirmed

I just don't understand why capcom developed a FUNCTIONAL online that's fun and they didn't use it beyond 2 missions, one of which barely works. What the fuck is wrong with them?

What a shitty launch. I was looking forward to this, but I might just not play it for a little while. Why would they implement such an awesome co-op feature and not do shit with it

ONLINE BP IS UNLOCKABLE

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

.🐷

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It's ok but rebellion looks cooler.

WHAT DO I DELETE FOR THE DENUVOLESS EXE FUCK

Nergigante claw guard

stop toying with my emotions

Save it for DD2

twice fucking twice

Kek vergil go away🐶

Megabuster is pure garbage anyway, and the difference between gerberas is minimal

Did I ask for your opinion, you fucking pedestrian?

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DID ITSUNO HATE DMC:DEVIL MAY CRY ?

The neutral attack is fun though, plus the pink petal ray looks cooler.

>GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT

Anyone have webms of DMC 4 Lady?

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It was ost
steamdb.info/app/601150/depots/

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This gotta be the work of the same baby boomers who forced micro transactions and daily yellow orb log in rewards.
Basically, they did it because it creates post release hype, it's good PR and has worked for other companies.

Too bad BP has been a series staple since fucking DMC2, so everyone expected it, and it would have been a real bad move if they made it paid DLC (wouldn't be surprised if this was discussed).

.🐱

based

>woke up to no coop
One job, Itsuno

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Will I meet a dark handsome stranger?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>208 MB to enable a menu option to access content that already had all its files in the game on launch.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Roll for playable vergil

>Abandon all hope...
>The last Judgement draweth nigh

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So I was using the denuvo free EXE since it lowered my load times and fuck denuvo
Now since the game updated(reinstalled the denuvo DRM) I get nothing but a black screen
If I replace it with the DRM free EXE I can get in but dont see bloody palace as an option(I assume it should be on the gap in main menu options?)

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they did do something similar with street fighter x tekken

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just replace the exe temporarily and start it up you will unlock bloody palace then you can switch it back

Nice👌

>no coop
>no vergil
>no trish and lady
>no luck
Itsuno-san, can we al least have something at E3?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Vergil and Dante co-op DLC with Tedan boss fight!

Your fortune: Average Luck

NO STOP

Your fortune: Good Luck

ITSUNO STOP IT AND GIVE ME AN ANSWER

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Can you at least choose the music?

I've literally never used normal Cavaliere in my life

No co-op bloody palace.
Just die it all now.

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No idea about the black screen, but you dont expect big content updates like BP to work with outdated binaries, right? You understand how programming works?
There was a reason why the BP mod needed to force load BP from the void. The game simply didnt have an menu for it

It was the 2nd biggest PC launch ever for Capcom though

This is all I get with Denuvo free EXE
The game just gives me black screen and doesnt load with the new denuvo EXE

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youtube.com/watch?v=577Tv1vOa30

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so whats your preferred method of portal entry?

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Will Trish or Lady atleast be playable soon?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Itsuno promised to exceed all expectations so until playable Vergil happens that is not the case.

The hell was the point in adding coop at all if not for BP? There wasn't nearly enough stages in the main quest with coop to warrant the effort.

Because they removed it and gave it to Dante Sword for no reason at all, another reason to hate DSD

ass first

It's likely the stupid nips who don't do anything but play mobile shit can't make netcode to save their lives (evidenced by the asynchronous DMC5 missions and Capcom's history with online) so they just gave up and scrapped it.

Good news😽

Say hi to the gigachad of motivation

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Has anyone made a mod yet that makes the battle themes play in the missions with generic background music? Kinda sucks that there's only 3 missions where you actually hear each characters battle theme.

The whole feature seems half baked, honestly

What is Dan doing?

>evidenced by the asynchronous DMC5 missions
But you actually do play with other players in real time in 2 missions.

Bros, they wouldn't have put in effort to exclude dlc weapons without thinking about Co-Op, otherwise its retarded.
Before abandoning all hope, let's consider this being an april fools joke, and online will come out tomorrow.

Why is he wearing a tuxedo shirt lol

This game is by the same company who made Monster Hunter World

oneee-saaaaan what's my fortune!

It's not like resident evil revelations allowed you to have the single player experience but then having the raid mode which could be done solo and co-op
this could have been exactly the same, like seriously, what's the fucking point of being allowed to play with somebody on mission 07 and 13 only to see that there is no dedicated mode to have fun with a friend afterwards.

>when you taunt as the last enemy is getting killed by your punchline only to watch as litterally 15 enemies spawn in

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Hold on, wasn't there something in the files about "Online Bloody Palace has now been unlocked"? Don't you have to beat the regular BP to access Online?

Yeah but if you actually watch, especially on Mission 13, the other players will sometimes fade out at random while still fighting enemies or they'll be fighting invisible enemies/enemies that aren't synced on your end at all

Never happened to me, you talking about the Angelo boss battle with V and Nero? It wasn't even the full mission

DAN WILL BRING US GOOD LUCK
AND VERGIL WILL BE PLAYABLE SOON

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

open that mouth wide!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Defeat after defeat, the update

>shitpost for weeks joking about how there will be no dlc
>there actually won't be

AAAAAAAAAAHH

Mission 13 is played from beginning to end co-op, even done it with a friend.

this is in the message files
>A new mode has been unlocked: Bloody Palace.
>A new mode has been unlocked: Divergence.
>A new mode has been unlocked: Online Bloody Palace.
Also I have beat regular BP before they put it on the menu and I still have the rank but I don't see any online BP

you will have to like this post

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

user...

DAAAAAAAAAAN

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Wait, has someone beaten the BP yet? This'll be a HUGE disappointment if BP doesn't have co-op.

>you can retry individual floors for practice
>bronze/silver/gold rankings for each floor
Good shit

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It was probably planned originally to unlock after you logged in but was scrapped because of

>re_chunk_000.pak.patch_003
Dataminers, what's in the patch?

Soooooo
"Divergence" isn't in either?

Actually, is Divergence even in?

DOUBLE DOWN!

It wasn't at launch. There was an update that people missed that was about a gig, a few weeks after launch. Still, this could have easily been out then, it didn't need a month delay for no reason.

They probably just don't want to tell us that they were trying to get Co-op to work and even had it in the game files and then just couldn't get it to work, or even worse. That Capcom wouldn't approve a matchmaking server for the game.

This isn't even going into Divergence mode and what that could be. Then there is the new footage that the chinese put up with V's weird new move/taunt that kills everything on screen.

>no coop
>no Vergil
fucking garbage
going back to Sekiro

goliath as Dante is so fun

Already makes it better than DMC4's shitty BP so there is that at least. Man DMC4 was a trash game, I'm newer to this series so I don't have 10 years of stockholm syndrome built up for it

Does anyone have the pic of Nero and Sekiro shaking robor hands?

>dmc thread today

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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The "3 heroes" one? I played that as Dante and not once did another character came to help me, I saw a V and Nero fighting empusas far away on some tiny section of the mission but I never found a way to join them

There is an onlione ranking though, they probably excluded dlc weapons as it may be considered an unfair advantage to get a higher score/time compared to those who don't have the dlc.

>ere is the new footage that the chinese put up with V's weird new move/taunt that kills everything on screen.
Link?

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>Level 30
I have never hit the give up button so hard in my life. There's no challenge in blinding me so I can't even see Dante! Call me when Co-op comes around.

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bilibili.com/video/av47850728

>no divergence
>can't fight DMD bosses as all the characters

AAAAAAAAAAHHH

Wasn't Divergence mode just debug stuff?

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>implying you won't get updates like online/vergil/divergence slowly throughout the year because games are a service now and they have to nickel and dime you along the way instead of giving you everything you want immediately

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It's possible they're drip feeding updates and we'll get co-op later on. I'm also curious what Divergence is.
Okabe said we've got surprises down the line and at the very minimum, Vergil's a given to be DLC at some point.

What's with the "no DLC" shitposters? we already have confirmation from Okabe and even Dan nearly let it slip yesterday so what's the deal? typical Yea Forums?

>Then there is the new footage that the chinese put up with V's weird new move/taunt that kills everything on screen.
hwat

Thanks, my dude

>very bad luck
indeed

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In the mission he's talking about, there is literally no way to see characters far away that you can't reach. It's the mission where all you do is clear a battle arena, jump down a hole, repeat.

What the fuck

Literally could have been offset by inducing a penalty or marking the score as having used DLC, no one would give two fucks and it would be considered its own category. Even the option to turn off the leaderboards to access your weapons would be preferable, I can't even think of one that gives a huge advantage

>Stage 30

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How the fuck

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Matt said multiple times that there's not gonna be any after BP
But realistically, it's probably just PR talk so they could later say
>We hear you loud and clear and will give you what you ask for even when we had no plans to make DLC, just because we like you so much*
>*we've had plans to make DLC all along

lol just did that easy, no wonder your likes are so low

Man why the fuck do I have to reinstall the game every time there's an update? Fucking Capcom

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No stop

ITSUNOOO!!

WHAT'S THE POINT IN PACKIN' A NETCODE LIKE THAT IF YOU AREN'T GONNA USE IT?

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dont judge me im tired fuck

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I feel him in my bones bros

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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That's what they claimed, but why give it a 'mode'? That's just stupid Why give it an unlock message? This could easily just be done with a console on a debug station. It doesn't need some weird thing special mode for testing, not to mention leaving that shit in the game.

We're all gonna be『ok』, boys. I'm sure Vergil will come eventually. Capcom knows how much of a selling point he is.👌

Why the hell did they wait a whole month to release this? What a goddamn disaapointment

THE FUCK

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>all these people posting instead of playing the game
WHERES YOUR MOTIVATION, Yea Forums?!

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based

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It's gone since there's no co-op, or Divergence.

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You're only casual if you give up

What form of power is this

LET ME EAT IN PEACE VERGIL

Your fortune: Average Luck

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You're a bandwagoning memer instead.
Hopefully you'll fuck off by the time the next shiny new thing comes along.

2 parter april fools joke
>end of the day in nipland
>ok guys jokes over heres vorgil

thats the lie im telling myself

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Same thing just happened to me user.
Haven't played in a few weeks,Goliath slapped my shit with his retard flailing.

The game wont let me play with the new EXE
Could any PC anons check their install
I have a re_chunk_000.pak.patch_001 and a re_chunk_000.pak.patch_003 but no re_chunk_000.pak.patch_002

Dead after I found out it was all literally in the base game already. The download was for fuck all apparently. I'm going back to Deus Ex.

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I'm at work, nothing to play here but solitaire, but at least I have Vergil pictures on card backs.

thats too much power

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why did you uninstall the game?

Wagecucking

I'm not playing this. For once I'm glad that I'm a console shitter, I have the game physically so I can sell it in the morning. It's been fun though, shame it ended like this.

WHAT THE FUCK

I do

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yoooooooo

I literally just went to lie down for the night and didn't think to poke around in the new patch pak files... there's probably something in there

what the fuck

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literally fucking this, he was like two hits away and i sdt'd in desperation and used the explode move or whatever and it didnt kill him

t. stockholm syndrome

I remember playing that alone, maybe you need a ps+ suscription to play it online with other characters, because so far, I've only gotten that async stuff and the V/Nero boss fight with the Angelos on the theater

>Stage 35

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Moonlighting as a male stripper

only if you have to pay kikecom
What

You do need the subscription, yes.

gib

user, I was able to Quadruple S on him multiple times in different parts of the fight. what happened?

>Fighting Artemis as Dante
Why was that so much more frustrating than I thought it should be?

We all fell for Capcom's REAL April fool's joke. The datamined lines about online BP in the game's code, the PR teasing about exceeding expectations, even all the manhours put into developing the online functionalities to then not be used in any meaningful way. Everything was a deliberate build up to let them point at us and laugh on this one day.

oh shit user don't say that I'm almost to stage 30

>Include netcode for TWO(2) missions only
The fuck is wrong with you, Capcom?

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>bilibili.com/video/av47850728
Now that is some motivation

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Excuse me?

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b-but we never surrendered bros..
we were supposed to get coop..

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So was the update today just single player bp, nothing else? I'm not home today to check

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GODDAMNIT
Can't snatch/grim grip and no buster

t. hype rider

You disgust me.

It's the only explanation. Matt keeps saying no DLC everytime Okabe hints that there is more coming. Remember when they said that they would think about more characters if that's what people really wanted?

Now we have THIS A move that wasn't mentioned by anyone, even though people have cleared BP already. So yeah, bullshit that there isn't more coming. Unless someone that cleared BP wants to look at V's movelist again and see if he has a new EX taunt besides his lightsaber one.