There is a 1/100 chance that using the Fortune perk will automatically give you a 3 day ban

More than you have

Welp. Maybe later then. Is it a public ban?

a

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Yes

Your fortune: Average Luck

Wait whaaaat?

ban me mommy

ROLLAN FOR BAN, FUCK JANNIES

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Based

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

So what if you don't fortune roll but post anyways?

Like a public ban or something? If it's just a quiet one that's kinda lame.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Watch me get banned boys. It's been an honor!

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Rawlin

yes lets

:fortune:

Wait, how do you do fortune roll

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me want free

Ayy

My time has come and so have I

Your fortune: Outlook good

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AIGHT WE STIL BOOLIN WE STILL DABBIN ON EM MF JANNIES AND WE STILL ROLLAN FOR A MF BAN

Your fortune: Average Luck

I really hope I get a gf this year

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rollan for gf

Your fortune: Bad Luck

why bother

>mfw DMC5 ended

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rerollan

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Rolling for good luck

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Will I get banned?

based 4channel

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

rollan for gf

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

jesus

Fucking rip you my dude, time to test my luck for a gf

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Am I retarded?
#fortune

>check rule34
>still no art of rule63 DT Nero
>mfw

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Time to reroll I guess, I swear I'm going to get the insta-ban

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Rip

#fortune

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANSWER ME

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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lel

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fuck me and end me just give me the fucking ban already curse this gay earth

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

meh

Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the blackest nigga of them all?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

How will my Bloody Palace go tonight?

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rip friend

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Based Vergil

JUST GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND PLEASE I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AND LONELY
AAAAAAAAARH

Your fortune: Good Luck

I'll eat my dick live on stream if I roll it

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I want V's figure

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hee haw

OH MIGHTY WIZARDS, BLESS UPON ME YOUR FINEST FORTUNE

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Am I a joke to you, Dante?

Now are you going to walk away with your good luck, or go double or nothing on excellent luck?

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How lucky can one guy be?

I'll be your girlfriend

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

can i become a NEET this year again?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

bruh i dont even care this Yea Forums fortune shit aint even real

AAA I don't have enough points

Will i get cleansing knife or silver tercel next week? :):):):):)

Only if you're a cute girl (female) and not a tranny retard

test

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Yeah if you're a coward

my pee pee feels funny

Go on wage cuck
Now, will I stop being a virgin soon?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

REROLLAN FOR NEET

Your fortune: Godly Luck

JACKPOT

Oo

I'm gonna double down

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Good thread

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Will I be good at UNIST

BLACKED

I surrender this shit does not work

I'm so sorry, but your gf just got BLACKED

But trans women ARE really women

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What will my love life this year be like, gook-moot?

How to luck

rate this mashup 4channel
youtube.com/watch?v=Sh_YkgpqhIg

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lets find out

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

More like I get to fuck a beautiful dark skinned lady. Right, fortune?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Jackpot

Retry

Im feeling lucky

Check em

Fortune

Don't know about fortune getting you a ban but this thread might

ok

Rip user. But surely this user will be okay when he finds out?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I mean, if it's a really convincing reverse trap, then I guess

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I'm going to drive for the first time in 30 minutes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Lets do it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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thank you for having pity on the weak, take my like good sir.

more

a bit of ban wouldn't be that bad for my productivity

xd

Your fortune: Average Luck

Am i gonna get the suck and fuck from the jannie's mother?

Your fortune: Average Luck

No good news about cars comes through the mail

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

gonna roll

Go back to 2chan you eleven.

Please

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I'm feeling lucky

Please

>Good news will come to you by mail
This user confirmed for murdering someone with his car.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Your fortune:

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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test

Lady getting BLACKED

user confirmed for killing user through the mail

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

You fuckers need to give me the tech for how to S rank Mission 10 on SoS. I've attempted this level at least 15 goddamn times, and each attempt ends in failure. I abuse DSD swords in RG to keep the style meter from falling, I abuse the super armor on Cavaliere, and I use Sin DT when absolutely necessary (for Judeccas). What the hell am I doing wrong?

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It'll be a dark skinned female (woman). RIGHT, FORTUNE?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

rollan

I hope my wishes come true

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yayeet

If I have bad luck, wish me luck.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I dunno man

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Your fortune: Outlook good

I want to fuck Pharah

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Will I get banned?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Fortune teller, will my hopes be met?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune

Nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Here's my luck dude, you'll need it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

oh fuck oh shit no don't do this to me
I'l rerolling

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Your fortune:

This is unironically making me nostalgic

>wasting my excellent luck
you mongrel

Your fortune: Godly Luck

test

Jokes on you, I can't even use the perks menu.

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unf

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>tfw don't even have fortune yet because I'm a scorelet

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>fortune working on floens app

Farm RG on the first room, and go to the purple orb room to spawn the the empusa queen. Try to Quad S if you can. Or no damage it

Ban me

Fuckyou

I am that feel

One day, user.♣️

Just keep posting.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Will my vidya related hopes and dreams come true?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

It hurts user

I can only post so fast my hands grow tired. Perhaps one day I can spooky

dammit, I need to find out

Who the black guy coming for you?

Will I ever be happy?

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it's a secret to everybody

Your fortune: Outlook good

I'm trans and I love masturbating for people anonymously.

Will the Tsukihime remake ever come out?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>tfw no likes so my fortune doesn't even exist

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>BLACKED: the fortune

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Magic 8 Ball what is my fate

Nergigante

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Here you go bro

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

dsfsdfsd

I'll help (you) bro

As soon as I can like your post I will help a fellow scorelett

Haha I hope I don't get the ban!

>Your fortune: You will get many likes on 4ddit

No fortune! N-nani!?

Tanslator's notes: Nani means What.

Check my ban, faggots.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Your fortune: Bad Luck

No fortunes make me sad.
All I wanted was a fortune.🙁

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Check my 6

am i retarded?

Rolled 4 (1d6)

I'll roll this dice and hope I get double 5s. Double 5s get double likes.

Here you go man

Your fortune: Bad Luck

here we go!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

yes

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Epic

How does this work lads

Rolled 6 (1d6)

a

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Nononononononononon! I don't want ya bad luck. I need the best luck. How else am I ever gonna get a GF!
*waaaaaaaaaah* *waaaaaaah*

Like this post if you wanna luck out and score.🙁

>tfw got my score deleted
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hiromoot plsssssss pls GIVE me a gf

I want to blow a CRAZY load inside Lady!

free me from this hell

its time

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I'm gay

Good post

I know that feel

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

keep trying

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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tfw no handsome stranger

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

give likes

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hang in there user

THE RENT AIN'T FREE

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

mother fucker

test

>he cant make it work

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you can't make stuff like this up

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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STANDU

SEDUCTIVE SAPPHIRE

SAPPHIRE STANDU, SEDUCTIVE STANCE

oh.
okay.

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uh

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Check my 5

Your fortune: Bad Luck

#fortune

nani the fuck

like

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>can't even give fortunes

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tell me how do a fortuen yu faggots

>fortunes limited to Yea Forums pass
wow literally normalizing the monetization of Yea Forums, sweet

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sometimes seduction takes a while

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So how does this shit work anyways? You get likes and they add to your score, sure, but does your score stay the same across all boards? Do you really need a high score in order to do a fortune?

Please like my comment if my fortune is good.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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here
have good luck bunbun

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no like for you!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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give me likes so i can #fortune

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AHHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO

Give me a like first.

Am I doing this right?

It's all yours my friend😃

Please like so that I can unlock perk and ban myself, this way I can finally leave forever.