DMC

i'm stuck on mission 19, DH Vergil was already perfect run-ending but SoS Vergil is hell, DMD must be the reincarnation of Sparda

1 hour 30 mins...

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PLEASE, CHANGE MY LUCK, THIS IS MY MOST IMPORTANT DAY

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Based DMC fan base for actually talking about vidya amidst this fucking lame “event”

Vergil makes me want to be a better man, with focus, power, and motivation.

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

Odds Dante
Evens Nero

Have fun with Morrison

>that picture

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Nero's eyes are still blue, just a darker shade closer to green. I don't have the image on me but there is an image of Dante/Nero/V/Vergil's eye textures directly from the files

No more rolls in this thread boys. dont ruin the magic

Godspeed, user.

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LEAKED COSTUME!

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>3 furies
someone post the v webm

>You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I think that's a yes! You lucky bitch.

oh, you will, but not the Vergil you want

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>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
HUHHHHH...

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I WANT TO LIKE V SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HIS LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HIS HANK HILL ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY LIKE IN HI RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE V SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD LIKE I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HIS LITTLE HUMAN BUSSY I WANT TO GLAZE HIM LIKE A DONUT WITH MY LIKE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP LIKE LIKE HIS CRIPPLE BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY OOH MMMMYYY LIKEIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO LIKE V I WANT TO LIKE V PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO LIKE V I WOULD NEVER LIKE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HIS MYSTERIOUS ASSSSSSSSS PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE V I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO LIKE V I WONT LIKE TO ANYTHING BUT V HELP ME LIKE V SO HORNY FOR EMO DICK OMG PLEASE LIKE LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY LIKEING GOD IMAGINE BEING SHADOW AND FEELING HIS CUTE FEET AND CALVES BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING LIKES SHOOTING FAT CAT ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME LIKE LIKE LIKE I WANT TO LIKE V I WANT TO LIKE V

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youtube.com/watch?v=G0MnwO_Ebzc&feature=youtu.be

GET THE FUCK IN HERE. NO NP THEY GAVE US SOMETHING ELSE

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So you do
AT 3AM EST LIKE THE REST OF US

youtube.com/watch?v=iu_vwCCc7Pc
Capcom Confidential is LIVE RIGHT NOW

You piece of shit

If matt talked about speaking to higher ups already then that means they might be working on vergil dlc already

I love Vergil! I don't needs a fortune to tell me that!

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Soon

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why does Nero love to rev his sword so much?

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OH NO NO NO NO

Like if you think Dante mains are the most based.

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rave.dj/lYAsLtSNO9T10Q
/DMC/ could you pray for /MGR/ so that they get a new game? (have this mashup as a thank you gift)

I'm glad the dmcfags are autistic motivated enough to keep the thread strong through all this April Fools stuff.
Now this I like

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lucky you

>my pizza dough is almost ready
Gotta let it out right before BP.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NPy85BftsYI
check this out fella demons

Hello.

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Source?

I wanted to beat DMD before the DLC dropped but im only on Mission 13 because im a fat lazy bitch

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I love him more!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Would Vergil have taken care of Nero if he knew of his existence based on the idea of him caring for his mother?

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

Roll is the new metascore the game will go to after bloody palace

let me take a chance here, then...

FORTUNE TELLER, WILL THE DARK HANDSOME STRANGER I MEET BE VERGIN AND NOT VERGIL?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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GOD DAMN IT JOURNOS

>1 video on the channel
Uh-huh

dark and handsome always meant "dark" in personality

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HEY ANONS
WATCH THIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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rip
I can't be assed to go further either, been waiting for BP

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NANI!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

oh yikes

>Been playing Mission 13 most of the day for cameo mode while waiting for BP
>get SSS ranks and rarely lose them
>nobody rates me stylish

Is it because I play with V?

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LET'S START THE PARTY

Not today.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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ORAAAAAAA

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

POWER
I NEED
MORE
POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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Alright fuckers you've got under 90 minutes to git gud with Cavaliere, since I already know it's the Devil Arm you've used the least:
pastebin.com/HVTcznei

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>Very Bad Luck

You deserve it.

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FUCK

Fortune teller, will Vergin try to fuck me?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

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Absolutely. Vergil's an honorable man. Could you imagine how different 3 would've been if he had a son in the back of his mind?

>when you royal release a fury

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

TAKE MY DICEROLL user

Rolled 94 (1d100)

if 20-70 journos realize how shit DmC is and nuke the metascore

Yes. Vergil is not the type to run from responsibility. Nero would have a shit life thanks to Mundus though, which is probably why his mom dumped him at Fortuna.

PLEASE, CHANGE MY LUCK, THIS IS MY MOST IMPORTANT DAY

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I WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO NERO

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

the nigga wearing a corset and birkenstocks
course no one gonna rate him stylish👌

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But I used it the most so I can Gear Wheel Judeccas and Anetoras to death user

FORTUNE, WILL I BE ABLE TO EAT LADY'S BUTTHOLE TONIGHT

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NANI

actually i'm kind of decent with it, but ever since i got Cerberus and learned how to use Balrog effectively, Cavaliere just fell into obscurity for me

do you think theyd show off coop BP on this youtube stream or is that just wishful thinking

Show your true face, you succubus.

Nero's mom in the thread boys. be nice

You won't see your ranks until the next daily orb or the one after depending on how late in the day you've been ranked.

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SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION

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Maybe, he at the very least would've given in to Dante and not throw himself into hell.

Not today bitch.

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>You will never have Dante, Vergil, Nero, or V as a husband

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I will be your lucky charm

Capcom confidential is only seldom ever a featured introduction platform.

>Cavaliere guide
You're the guy from earlier today right? Nice.

Pretty good.😃

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I'M MOTIVATED

How I get qt Nero bf?

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I'M MOTIVATED

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like for Dante's ass

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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at least I can smile😃

PIZZA PARTY
Y'ALL INVITED

Go to church and become a choir girl.

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Look like his mom

I actually didn't realize that. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Even better than BP:
youtu.be/G0MnwO_Ebzc

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I'M MOTIVATED

>mfw my uncle is Dante but more drunk and with a renault twingo instead of a bike

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THERE

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Conflicted on whether to take the devil dick or smash the devil bussy

fortune teller, are Dante and Vergil lovers?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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I guess even on April Fools Day even a Devil May Cry

Your fortune: Average Luck

;_;

holy fucking shit, the madmen, plebbit is going to be really angry and twitter will be keking till morning

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I LOVE HIM! I want to a Nero bf in my next life!

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

how hard is sin dt dante going to pound my cervix

Someone redorb me on this fortune and like shit.

>Vergil's Downfall
>Vergil's Ascension
at least this fake channel made it seem real

IM SORRY

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Rolled 5 (1d6)

If 0-4 devil dick, if 5-9 devil bussy

At least respond to other gayshit posts or yourself so the filter catches you. Do me that little bit of favor why don't ya

don't say cry

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post V & Vergil's version

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I'M MOTIVATED

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*phone rings*

Annual 4channel dot org epic prank

Like this post or Vergil dies in DLC

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So devil's like huh
lets how that sounds like

Rolled 45 (1d100)

ROLLING FOR DMC 6 METACRITIC SCORE

I pray to God every night for a man like Nero

I want to replace Nero's mom

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Would Nero cry if Kyrie died?

I don't have the Yea Forums version, sorry. I got the Dante version if you want it.

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

OH NO NO NO DMCBROS

Devil May Cry? OH GOD DAMMIT!...

>ywn eat a nice strawberry sundae with your husband after a day of hunting demons together

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He's a crybaby, so yeah.

well, prepare to have your ovaries burning and your pussy bleeding, with multiple scars across your body

Devil bussy it is then
Like this post to fug

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He can't die if he gets no dlc ha!😃

It'd make him a little bitch if he did

I can't tell if OP is joking. Does it really come out soon?

what filter?

Mundus fuck off with your cloning

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jackpot

I wish V's also had two panels

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But he already died

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Yep. 1h 12m

1 more hr

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>Mundus can make mommy clones
Why did Dante have to kill him?

yeah in like an hour and ten minutes

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1600 JST
twitter.com/dev1_official/status/1112525796541816832

Also shut the fuck up etc etc

He makes soulless clones. You know, like Ninja Team.

Oh nice. I'm living in JP time too so I can play once I get home. Naisu.

What would playable Kyrie be like?

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youtube.com/watch?v=G0MnwO_Ebzc

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Confirmed no dlc after BP by matt on the CC stream

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Fuck how do you play as lady stylishly, I decided to go back and 100% the DMC4 bloody palace before this one but I'm blowing ass with Lady.

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Someday, I will own this board.

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This, I like.

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Blanco Angelo

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she would be running around

HE'S LYING IT'S APRIL FOOLS

user that shits already been posted. Dont give me a heartbreak twice
hahahaha. April fools FUNNNY!!!!

Seriously?

We already knew this. We'll have to bombard Capcom with fan love in order to make that happen

>DMC thread still alive
Good
how do you play as lady stylishly
You don't

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This is best Trish

say something nice

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soon

Her weapons would be suffocating hugs and bombs made out of failed lunches.

give me your likes

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>tripfag

Blocked.

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Alright time to spam this
Someone post on Twitter and reddit

>vergil already has a character slot within the game and a ""playable" version
DO NOT BELIEVE THE WALKERSANS TRICKERY♣️

trish
trash

YOU CANNOT LIKE ME
I AM OMEGA

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Unironically will be a legit dlc announcement on April 2nd, screencap this.

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No way you got your own

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Like this post so Patty can show up at your party

WHY WOULD THEY PLAY A JOKE LIKE THIS WITH VERGIL WTF

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It's 2:52 AM here. If bloody palace doesn't come out in an hour i will go fucking apeshit.

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In terms of being fun to play, yes, by a mile.
In terms of looking the best, you're wrong. That's Marvel 3. 4 Trish has a shitty hairline.

will Vergil be playable today fortune teller?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>someone saved my dumb edit
Neat
Guess I'm not dead weight anymore

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bang bang bang pull my benis trigger

Your fortune: Average Luck

Whoa they actually modeled the gum he sucks?

No one actually expected it, right? Our motivated boy is a moneymaker.🙁

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below will be the fortune of the future DMC 5 DLCs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

this isnt crazy anymore

Y'know, i've been thinking.
How the FUCK did Vergil get laid and Dante didn't?

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YOU CANNOT KILL ME (I CANNOT HEAR YOU)
I AM SUBHUMAN

well i want yours too

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drawing is hard

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comes out 4PM JST, convert that to your timezone and you'll know when it comes out

Why is Nero so much chadder looking than his dad?

Your fortune: Outlook good

they even made him put the gum wrapper back in his pocket

DON'T FUCK WITH ME Yea Forums

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Will I be able to play BP with a pirated version of DMCV?

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because he's gonna be playable, they're doing a double fakeout you fools.

I WANT TO FUCK VERGIL

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Nero in nothing but thigh highs!

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Judgment Nut. He moved so quick by the time he sheathed his dick, she was on the floor, cum shooting out of her pussy, legs shaking

You fags better not be lying, is it actually coming out in an hour?

ah a fellow east-coaster

What is divergence mode?

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Fuck youuu

If 2 we get vergil dlc

Vergil was in a city where his dad is considered God, pretty sure Jesus could namedrop to get some action

Smokin' Sexy Stumpman

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We [s4s] nao

Dante is unironically pizzasexual, if he could produce children doing that he could've populated his own country

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What's with Vergil and dark handsome strangers anyway

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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totally

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that face will forever haunt me in my dreams

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Thanks man. Really appreciate the extra details I wouldn't have noticed otherwise.

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fuck it's sentient

Nero makes the absolute best faces in this game lmao

Yes

What is that supposed to mean HIROOOO

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Rolled 1 (1d6)

rerollan

God these threads are fucking cancer. Nothing but literal faggots and underage retards

It's happening

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>tfw scorelet
any bro wanna help this little deadweight get his unga back?

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Dan hinted Capcom was doing Vergil DLC and we already know he's in the game code as playable, probably with the bp update as an uinlockable, you know he's coming.

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catch a fat dislike faggot

Fucking nice

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>rolls two 1s in a row
what is this, DnD?

I need that Nero Expressions 500% video fucking now

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twitter.com/dev1_official/status/1112525796541816832

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vergil you're doing a good job sweetie
keep it up

So which one of the two are you?

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I've been here before you even knew what Yea Forums was, kid. Watch your mouth and give me your likes.

WHAT THE FUCK

FORTUNE TELLER ARE YOU VERGIL?

Your fortune: Good Luck

AAAHHHH

Your fortune: Good Luck

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TRISH!

Rolled 7 (1d100)

PATTY

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bastard

>you can hold down gunslinger to stick one of your rocket launchers in the ground
>that's all it does

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what the fuck

How the fuck does he keep doing this

HOW
HOW

BROS

Papa Nero when?

I shall lend you more power

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Please, please, can I just meet Vergil once, he doesn't even have to like me.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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jesus christ

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

THE QUEEN OF NUMBERS IS BACK

Your fortune: Outlook good

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NOT AGAIN PATTYFAG

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Do not open

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He said they had no plans for DLC after BP. That doesn't mean it still can't happen.

Or that playable Vergil wont be included with BP.🙁

thank you

👌

Most likely

Vergil Fortunebros rejoice

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Vergil what the fuck

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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If you want it, you'll have to take it tripfaggot

but you already knew that

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I wouldn't get my hopes up. Just expect BP and nothing else methinks

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Lady is better

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HOLY FUCK

Im afraid

POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

user please keep your expectations in check, Capcom is just gonna unlock the singleplayer BP that is already in the files and that'll be it for this update.

someone please replace the pizza with a fat dick

>gum he sucks?

Do you suck gum?

I lost my job a few weeks ago and really wanted to buy this game as ive been a fan for a ling time, but i couldnt take just having to watch videos of it anymore. Im sorry to say i pirated it tonight. May pizza never taste as sweet for my crimes.

how

HOW DOES HE DO IT!?!?

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you've cursed us all

wtf is this fortune shit bout

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what the fuck is going on here

VERGIL STOP IT

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>is off by 1 number
fuck off waifu fag

if 4 there will be a 2hu x DMC crossover

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get me in the screencap

april fools

Will she have a DLC?

DANTE💚

a lot of people here pirated it and fool around with the code illegally, don't beat yourself up too badly about it
hell, i bet V pirated poetry while he was trying to raise money for redgrave

This fucking thread is blessed by Sparda

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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You're crazy if you don't think they're going to charge people for Vergil.

Selling: Ass
Buying: Likes
PM me.

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>off by one
nice try ladyfag

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Is it so?

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No

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

fortune teller, is Vergil a dark handsome stranger?

Your fortune: Good Luck

KYUUUUUN is what i feel when i look at vergil❤️

Dad?

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Give me bloody palace co-op.

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I have a job interview tomorrow DMCbros!
wish me luck!

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anons I want to ask vergil a question, but my points arent high enough. Care to give a fellow devil hunter a helping hand?

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Likes for Lady!

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That's the joke, people THINK they're gonna pay for Vergil, but he's FREE. I'm telling you.

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Damn you guys

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

1-33 vergil
34-66 dante
67-100 nero
who should i masturbate to tonight

Rolled 3 (1d6)

If 3 vergil gets dlc

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

He never stops having fun. He could be mental like Vergil, oh no.

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GIVE ME YOUR POWER

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Here's your lucc for tomorrow:

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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good luck friend

>will have to fight 3 Furies as V
can i just drop Nightmare on them and hope it works?

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Has anyone edited this Jack Frost's face onto Nero's body like they did with Vergil?

Rolled 86 (1d100)

oh shit i forgot to roll

GOOD LUCK

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>008
apparently Vergil

it's Vergil all around

nice

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DAAAAAAN

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So as a piratefag, i'm screwed out of the BP. Should i get it or should i wait? I kinda wanted some collector edition for ps4, are there any special goodies for that?

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

Rollin'

...

No but... I want it to happen.

Anyone still blown away by some of the tracks in this game?
I was always high on Devil Trigger but I never expected to love Crimson Cloud and Mad Qualia so much.

What form of power is this?

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Naisu

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someone give me an idea, i feel like drawing vergil

>pirating
Why?

Just buy it whenever you can. Just buy it whenever you can. Itsuno-chan is just happy he got to make the game he wanted to, for us to enjoy.

>special goodies
Just what comes in the deluxe plus some physical goodies.

good luck with your demon husbandos

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

vergil riding on a child's bicycle far too small for him with training wheels

Itsuno here, in order for DMC6 to be a reality i'll need you to lend me your power and motivation, btw dont forget to play BP today

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

If I roll anything below 3, dmc 5 is getting DLC

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>mfw morning class

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I love you guys💚

Draw vergil in his sin trigger really buff and flexing.

make vergil lewds!

Vergil working as a bartender and grimacing because Lady's drunk in his establishment.

get it on pc for the CO OP BLOODY PALACE IN 45 MINUTES

Silver Bullet is always hype for me even though Nero vs Vergil is kinda boring

>is off by one

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Vergil crying at Nero and Kyrie's wedding❤️

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the more likes i get, the more chances Mad Qualia will be Vergil's theme

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everyone keeps talking about their headcanons about Dante have a son/daughter
but what look/personality would even fit them as to not end up as Dante 2.0 or just plain ol' Female Dante

I just didn't want to burn myself like i did with TPP

Vergil and dante being bros

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Seconding. Vergil as a bartender is kino

you know what friends
no BP

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nero, vergil, dante, vergil, vergil again damn im going to be busy

I NEED MORE LIKES

OH NO

Spill the beans already Dan

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Vergil making chocolate pudding for Nero at 4am because he lost control of his life

The amount I roll is how often Nero gets laid

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its just homos that want to fuck dante but are too insecure about their sexuality

VERGIL IN HIS UNDERWEAR😂

Such a fool.

Vergil trying to read to his grandchild, but the kid is more interested in smacking him with a plush toy.

Thirding and liking this based post.

jesus christ, would you anons buy the coat, and which one?

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can you draw Vergil eating something? I dunno I like seeing drawings of cute boys eating. maybe eating a sandwich. do et user❤️

so none?

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why is that funny?
you underage or something?

>literally none

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

Rolling for how often chad Nero is able to make Kyrie cum that night

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2-50 Nero
51-99 Dante
1 or 100 V

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Every fucking time.

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But TPP had tons of red flags from the word go, it was destined to be shit, DMCV was literally blessed by god himself.

>94
good luck with V

People just wants Dante 2.0 or Female Dante though
Though for me probably more smug to contrast Nero's unga

V as Francis York Morgan get it?

dang that's chad as hell

I'd probably nab Neros

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FUCK YOU V

Vergil making Dante suck his dick in the van stealth-mode

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Im only two days old

post me your 1d100 rolls, the number you get is the floor you'll get stuck at BP

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Dummy thicc vergil

If I had the cash I'd get the Nero edition with the torn arm just for a fun beat around coat. Dante's is cool, but it looks bad zipped up and I'm not a fan of burgundy. I might even get a Nero coat tailored at some point.

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>dmc6
>Dante's daughter is a smug loli that calls Nero deadweight every second
>she also is best friends with Nico and they tease Nero together

I was blinded by hype then just like i was now so i played it safe.

wouldnt it be so freaking funny if vergil and dante were standing side by side only wearing underwear and dante had a bigger bulge but then a woman who semi-looks like their mom but isn't trish (because she's trash) walks by and vergil's boner is actually 3 times bigger than dantes ahaha😂

Alright

We love you too Dan

DAMN NERO WHAT THAT DICK DO?

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>tfw scorelet

FORTUNE, WILL I EVER HAVE A HOT HUSBAND LIKE VERGIL?

Daughte is an annoying harem slut who outright panders to the incest fetishists as she's a daddy's girl like Bunny Drop or has a crush on her older cousin Nero

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it is out yet?

lets be honest here, female protagonist would put the waifufags into overdrive we wont be able to discuss shit

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I thought you put fortune in the name, what the fuck?

#fortune

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You will meet a dark handsome stranger.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Is now 44 minutes from now?

ATTA BOY

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

if 5
& will come true

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>pizza-eaters
Mouths? I'm not Brolylegs, I don't play with my mouth.

Like for lady!

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45 mins

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Read you dumb faget

Your fortune: Average Luck

pic related please

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put fortune in options you nerd

Exactly 42 minutes away from the moment I posted this reply

.....wut

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ya'll know it's gonna be delayed on psn

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>little Dante's princess wants Nero's unga dick
>constantly makes sassy coments to Kyrie
>Nero is too dense to understand
>Vergil wants them to fight
>Dantelina challenge Nero to a night fight

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so how do you roll

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What are the chances I get to eat Lady's ass tonight

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below is the state of Luciafags

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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DAN😃

fuck yes

>off by one
Thank Sparda, those were horrible ideas.

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Jackpot

delet all footfags

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If BP isn't co-op, the devs passed up a golden opportunity.

Chances of CO-OP BP TONIGHT

reply > options > perks
type the dice code in the options

>console

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OH SHIT

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>Macross and mecha fan

We do not deserve him

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Where's my SSS perk?

Test😂

Let's see.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

BEGONE

FUCK

don't threaten me with a good time

Will we get Vergil for free?

Why is Nidhogg's theme so good
Also damn you Vinny as I can't unsee him as Cleat

Schum

why the fuck is fortune locked

Pray brother pray.

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