Itt we act like redditors

*posts cartoon frog*

hello fellow redditors! just got my nintendo switch in the mail! can't wait to play it all next weekend by myself because my wife will be out of town for a business trip with her coworker Tyrone

edit: thanks for the reddit gold!

like this if you hate white people

this so much this
you sir, have won the internet

just act how you normally would

Came across this racist today and reported him, did I do good?

*won*, You say?
Hahah! I have become bill gates
edit: i wasnt expecting this much reception
edit2: my wife's boyfriend has decided i shall get a vasectomy

top posts my fellow good sirs ;^{D

but where does the narwhal baconator? xD

edit: Oh Em Geez thanks for the reddit gold guize!!!!!!

edit2: sorry for all the love XD

"""acting"""
But seriously guys, there's nothing wrong with liking another website. The fact that I even have to say this is extremely problematic and concerning.

My wife's black boyfriend got breath of the wild and the nintendo switch!

this guy fucks
*movie reference*

Witcher 3 is the best game ever!!!

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t. SEETHING likelet

have an upvote.. SORRY i mean like, have a like, fellow r/Yea Forums-ner

*nods respectfully towards you*♥️

👌

shaders are so cool!

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*tips fedora*
why thanks fellow poster♥️

Would one of you kind sirs care to give me some likes, for the sake of science?

Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!

Edit 2: Wow, Gold! I'm humbled!

I tip my hat to you!

By the by, do you care to look at some blurry photographs of my doggo?

Perhaps another one of my birb!

Edit: RIP my inbox.

Edit2: Thanks for the upvotes everyone! And the gold!

Edit3: Here's some pictures of my wife's feet too!

i dont get it

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Does anyone remember x? I remember X. I'd give *insert company* all my money if they remade X.

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this is such an EPIC thread my fellow redditors!

edit: OMG my first gold! thank you kindly stranger!

EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - anonymous

I shall defend you from like posters m'lady

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Fuck off

how do i get likes

This April Fool’s, we decided to take things a little more seriously and shed some light on a growing, pervasive issue that has affected the community of r/Games and gaming communities as a whole. In recent times, it’s come to our attention that what has been intended to be a forum for the potential spread of knowledge and involvement in video games has instead become a battleground of conflicting ideas. Ordinarily, this isn’t an issue; discussion by its very nature is certain to bring argument, but when that argument descends into vitriolic attacks between individuals on a regular basis with no chance at deescalation, that’s when, put simply, something’s got to give.

Though certain memes (such as “gamers rise up”) surrounding gaming are largely viewed as a humorous interpretation of a mindset, at the core of the humor is a set of very serious issues that affect all gaming enthusiasts. By showing disdain or outright rejecting minority and marginalized communities, we become more insular. In this, we lose out on the chance to not only show compassion to these people, but also the chance to grow our own community and diversify the demographics of those involved in it. Whether it’s misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, racism or a host of other discriminatory practices, now is the time to stymie the flow of regressive ideas and prevent them from ever becoming the norm.
We must work to end transphobia, homophobia, islamophobia, racism, misogyny, pro-pedophilia/pro-rape, and vitriolic personal attacks against other users. We must do better. We must be better.

doggo heckin woofer floof xD

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Lol!

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Hey gamers! Remember the 90's? Isn't Ocarina of Time soooooooo GOOD!?

Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Well certainly this is very true, Such artistic values and amazing scenery is yet to be seen anywhere

My wife's bf got me the switch so now i can experience this masterpiece...

so we could say that since im gonna leave its gonna be a see ya space cowboy...

hah, that reference was very epic

Edit: wow the upvotes, im hubled guys!
Edit2: gold!! WE DID IT REDDIT!! im gonna celebrate it with my wife's second boyfriend, ahmed

This is a rather concerning post.

EDIT: Just went through this guy's posting history, looks like a typical incel.

In my opinion we need a Reddit logo perk.

It would be dank as fuck.

Lots o' karma and upvotes for all us memelords.

Mods are gay.

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HEY CHECK OUT THIS GUYS VIDEO
HE MADE OCARINA OF TIME ON UNREAL ENGINE
youtu.be/OrMRjK_5RRU

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[convoluted math trying to prove something while getting a fundamental aspect completely fucking wrong invalidating the entire thing]

When does the narwhal bacon?

Edit: OMG Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Uhm, does anyone think that this community is far too insular and racist/homophobic/transphobic/ableist/misogynistic/retarded? My four year old little girl was browsing this sub earlier today and saw a post that said "women lol" and she's been crying ever since about the socioecenomic differences that cause niggers to hold up gas stations. Give this post a like if think this is powerful.

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NINTENDO: HIRE THIS MAN!💛

NINTENDO, HIRE THIS MAN

>itt we act like redditors
were do you think you are already❤️

MAN HIRE THIS NINTENDO

I reported your post. In no way should people
in society act like you just did. I am still literally shaking

Rolled 5 (1d6)

NINTENDO

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I disabled Yea Forums X to participate and now the entire site's fucking broken. RIP

MAN, HIRE THIS MANGO

I don't know how they act because I don't visit that site cuz I'm not a faggot.

So just regular Yea Forums?

To this, I applaud this fine gentleman for this magnificent work.

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HIRE, MAN THIS NINTENDO

The Witcher 3 is the best game of all time!

Reported. Please check the reddiquette.

Edit: rip my inbox

Just went through your post history, yikes!

its in the sidebar friend :)

Guys, did you know Starship Troopers isn't actually a shallow action movie?

Its a deep and dark satire of the military industrial complex.

>I KNOW THIS WILL PROBABLY GET DOWNVOTED TO DEATH BUT UHHHHHHHH
>*gets upvoted*

Skyrim changed my life

hi

This is real rich coming from a T_D poster.

Guys, I know we like to have fun making fun of incels, but it is NEVER okay to make fun of Transpeople, Muslims, or the Left.

Leave that gross garbage for the shitty redneck racist white trash that makes up everyone I don't like on reddit.

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it disgusts me how much you niggers know about plebbit

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I'm honestly disgusted by the amount of transphobic content on this subreddit.

I mean, come on, it's 2019! Trans are people too!

My best friend, that I knew since childhood, sadly passed a few days ago. As I was almost like a brother to him, I got permission from his family to take some of his ashes and put them into this custom Zelda urn by my table. It was our favorite series of all time.

I'm not very found of transgenders, there I said it

oofa doofa, that'll be a yiker diker from me

Sounds like a typical triggered libcuck snowflake.

ok you just got reported.

[quote from the Office]

Hey guys, I found an xbox dev kit with the Halo source code in it, what should I do with it?
EDIT: thx guys, this will make a nice pc case :)

Threads like these only remind me that most people here unironically post on reddit.

Bonus if the picture isn’t even his and stolen off of some chick’s Etsy store

omg I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Hey everyone, so me and my wife have had a disagreement recently, and I was just looking for some insight from some fellow redditors. Thank you in advance for any help!

A bit of backstory: my wife and I have been together since we were in junior high. She's an absolutely amazing woman, and if God wasn't made-up, I would thank him every day for bringing us together. She's always been on the heavier side (which was always a huge plus for me), while I've always had a small penis (which I'm not upset about). In the past couple of years, she's been putting on a bit more weight due to stress and it's reached the point where I wasn't able to penetrate her. I felt really bad and guilty, since while I can always masturbate, she can't reach down there and she deserves a bit of relief herself.

Eventually, she suggested to me that her co-worker Jamal would be willing to step in and help her relieve that tension. He's a hell of a lot bigger than I am, and much more of a man, so I thought this was a great idea. While Jamal has been railing her every other day, I've had some time to catch up on playing some Apex Legends.

As of recently, though, I'm starting to feel a little left-out: I know that this is for my wife and this is her time to feel good, but I feel like it's something we should be able to enjoy together. I asked about potentially being able to come in to watch her and Jamal, but she said that it was a bad idea, and Jamal would be against it. More than that, she said that the reason that she's been eating is because I'm the one that's stressing her out. I was flabbergasted - I love this woman so much, and had no idea what I was putting her through.

We've agreed to take some time apart from one-another for now - she's living with Jamal for the time being, while I try to sort out my life so I can be a better husband for her. My family are saying that I'm completely crazy, and the way she's treating me is abusive, but I can't how I'm not the asshole in this situation.

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NTA, she's awful for treating you that way, OP. Fuck her and fuck women

unironically liked for the high effort

Hey, I personally disagree, I do not like the game that much, but, being where we are, I will provide reasons for why I don't like it and remain respectful to foster quality conversation, instead of screeching autistically and calling you a cucked shilling Jew.

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Look at these cucked, shilling jews.

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[reference to popular tv show from 2010]

[reference to popular movie]

[long, elaborate reference to popular movie written from an obscure character's perspective]

I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!

BROKEN ARMS

REDDIT SWITCHEROO

edit: wow, of course the first post of mine that blows up is this post. Thank you so much!

edit: WHOAH! GOLD?! THANK YOU KIND STRANGER

edit: OMGWTFBBQ PLATINUM??? I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR BABIES GOOD SIR! I TIP MY HAT TO YOU, KIND STRANGER

>This April Fool’s, we decided to take things a little more seriously
This is possibly the peak of reddit, they picked a made up celebration based around silliness and pranks and made it a pretentious "serious movement" so they could feel better about themselves by just fucking with their users with no punchline
BRAVO

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upliked!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>it's real

>*actually discusses video games*

Grow up, manchild

>*downvotes u*
Ok listen here troll, I can't believe I'm even taking the time to respond to you. I don't know how you could even begin to say this kind of uninformed tripe. Oh of course, looking through your post history, you're just a stupid r/t_d mouthbreather. Downvoted, blocked, reported. See you never.

uhhg... could you stop being such an obvious trump supporter?🐰

Trump? I think you mean 'Drumpf'!

Seriously, though, white nationalism has gotten out of hand in this country. I've had to cut my parents out of my life when my father told me my hatred of Trump was "obsessive and unhealthy". Does he think that caring about trans and PoC rights is "obsessive and unhealthy"?🦉

top of the morning to you my fellow sirs! Or is it the afternoon? Haha, anyway, Im a bit down in the dumps since my wife's son lost his baseball game today, so I was wondering if any fellow redditeers could spare a few uplikes on this post. It would certainly make his day!~

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Where is the joke?

>look it up thinking it’s an edited copypasta
>it’s real

I honestly don’t know what I expected. They even had the gall to spam a list of charities at the end of it.

The entire post is a joke, user.

April Fools!

> people get mad
> "LOL TROLLED, INCELS"

> people don't get mad
> "thank you all for being so tolerant!"

Stealin some greentext lol

How do redditors act?

check out my new gaming pc guys!

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They talk about things they enjoy.

Why all the downvotes?

They talk about things they think other people enjoy.

have some reddit gold friend

No u

But I don't enjoy anything. What should I do?

Ea bad............ now give me upvote for ea bad

dude that's so epic! console plebs owned!!!!

EDIT: Thanks for the gold stranger!

EDIT 2: Downvoting is not a disagree button!

what an epic gamer

try insanely hard to be passively aggressive as possible and no shit talking

How could I act like a Redditor if I never browsed Reddit?

scorelets unite

A million strong and growing! UPVOTED LMAO XD

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scream on Yea Forums about jews and niggers

What's this?

PSA: I'M JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS BUT I HAVE SUCKED 1000 DICKS!

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Wow, I can't believe you all can't just be civil.

Thread locked.

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test

Like my post for free soi :^)

UNPOPULAR OPINION: COMMON OPINION

Me and my wife have been playing the switch all afternoon, nearly three hours now!
We thought we'd take a break from our long gaming session for a quick photo!
Tell us what you think in the comments section below, we know we're ugly XD

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My only regret is that I can only upvote this once.

why

Am I /ourtranny/, dare I say?

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FUCK NIGGERS

christ

Dude-bro: \*thinks all cis women should be on birth control\*

Also dude-bro: "hRt iS SUpeR dAngErOuS!!1!"

Um, sorry we don't do that here...I'm going to have to downvote you.

Yikes... Be better sweaty's...
reddit.com/r/Games/comments/b7ubwm/rgames_is_closed_for_april_fools_find_out_why_in/

*Gets swarmed by contrarian faggots liking his post just to spite the people who rightfully downvoted his shitty opinion in the first place*

EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD STRANGER!

*insert clear reference to trump here

I had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up this morning my wife's boyfriend surprised me with this!

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Upboat given out!❤️

Big if true

When are we shutting down Yea Forums? /r/games is leading the way with their valiant efforts.

muh vaccines

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I, for one, welcome our Reddit overlords!

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

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So were acting just like every other day since the election?

>act like
You have to go back

Imagine actually leaving likes. What a bunch of fucking cucks.

imagine if every single holiday they did something like that, i'm pretty sure just about everyone would see it as utterly tasteless

Why did the Narwhal bacon? LOL

anyone else feel like they basically got this game for free, even though they paid $60 for it?

But what about OTHER GAME

ha wow ive never had a like before!
UPDATE: wow 1 like!
UPDATE: wow really 2 likes!
UPDATE: thank you all so much for liking my post!
UPDATE: wow 4 likes!

this sub is so fucking stupid

edit: okay i guess the downvote brigade is real. fuck all of you.

edit: thanks for your response u/El_Arcon! you really made my day!

ok kid time to leave this place i'm tired of your shit. this is where grown ups come to talk not some young children
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I whispered back: "I am the storm"

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