Likes are real.
Likes are real
Ian Torres
Lincoln Robinson
Say it in red!
Kevin Diaz
Givesme them
Gabriel Evans
Listen here, you deranged witch. Let's see what's more real by comparing our likes.
Aiden Stewart
Say it in red!
Jayden Gray
NO THEY ARE NOT
Liam Allen
This April's Fool is a complex illusion created by a witch. The truth can't be that there are likes on 4channel. It can't be. This a Devil's Proof.
Without likes, the truth cannot be seen
Henry Reed
Why don't you actually show your score them?
Levi Anderson
If this post gets 10000 likes, I'll kill myself live on stream.
I bet you faggots can't.
Levi Cooper
ONLY ANTHONY BURCH DOESNT LIKE MY POST
Dylan Wright
...
Adrian Murphy
You would be correct. Likes are physical things that Hiro will send to your current IP address once the day is over. They look kinda like peanuts for some reason.
Jose Rivera
WATCH AS I PLAY THIS CARD, ALLOWING ME TO GET A 5♥️
Leo Carter
Oh? The world's greatest detective has to submit herself to a popularity contest to decide the truth? I suppose a second rate Witch of Truth and a third rate piece of furniture is doing the best she can.
Charles Baker
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR
Kayden Gomez
If there will be 18 likes, then Bern will bring you the Fragment with happy ending
Andrew Evans
>you'll never rip bern's skin off with your tongue as she downs in sweets
why live?
Connor Wilson
Even if I love Bern I can't trust her. Even if she spoke it in red that she would give me the happy ending I'd only end up believing it'd be an ending that made her happy.
Isaiah Nelson
Rolled 19 (1d100)
THIS IS HOW A REAL DUELER WINS
DUBS ACTIVATE
Blake Powell
*blocks your path*
Nathaniel Perez
Clean it up furniture!
Joseph Myers
Dylan Richardson
Just a reminder, that this whole time she was just acting and in fact, she's not completely evil.
I guess...
Gabriel Cox
>all missed by 1
cursed thread.
Aiden Wright
Rolled 6 (1d6)
not as real as this 5
check em
Jayden Gomez
But then our upboat game would be over so quickly, battleeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Luke Cruz
Hl
Tyler Bennett
I don't believe you.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Luis Cook
I actually believe she's searching the sea of fragments for a way out so that it Yasu gets his/her redemption and the family is reunited. I am guessing that Okonogi will be a piece she brings in to thwart Yasu's scheme
Alexander Long
>>>/l/ikes+Yea Forumsre+/r/eal
Justin Turner
>showscore says I have lots of points
>perks panel says I have 0
this is a part of the joke isn't it?
David Gonzalez
Slut
Levi Morales
If we have in mind, that she went through that hell of endless suffering as Rika, then it is highly possible. Besides, 9th episode is supposed to introduce a character who will try to find such an ending.
Christian Adams
Likes aren't real.
David Harris
1like=1punch
Aiden Brown
pls no bully
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Samuel Torres
Don't bully Ange
Dominic Martinez
1 like = 1 meal for jouji
Joshua Phillips
>If we have in mind, that she went through that hell of endless suffering as Rika, then it is highly possible
I actually had a dream where I spoke with Bern about my theory and she mentioned that Okonogi could also be brought in as a secondary culprit so that way the family and Yasu could be innocent-ish. This theory is hurt by the fact that there is a Captain Okonogi in WTC5 trailer, but it could just be a reference
Mason Moore
>Zero likes
Opinion discarded
Lucas Nguyen
,
Wyatt Reed
FUCK MAGIC!
Jace Flores
Who should I believe??!!
Leo Green
and fuck n-
Gavin Phillips
1 like = 1 PAFEKTO♣️
William Rogers
Like this post if the Ushiromiya family was killed by small bombs that they digested.
Tyler Evans
...
Joseph Smith
if this post gets 10 likes rosatrice is confirmed in ep9
Sebastian Lopez
>dream
I wish I could discuss with witches in my dreams too. Still, what would be Okonogi's motives when commiting murders?
Daniel Reyes
She's too busy beating Maria
Brody Gutierrez
What could ep9 possibly be? 8 wrapped everything up so perfectly.
Oliver Sanchez
Some new witch looking for happy kakera iirc (pic related)
Jace Peterson
>I wish I could discuss with witches in my dreams too. Still, what would be Okonogi's motives when commiting murders?
He was stated to be an associate of the Urishomiya family, mostly Hideyoshi and Eva. He could have heard rumors of Gold or even the bombs after investigating for them and decided it could be useful to control those either to become head of the Urishomiya conglomerate or to bribe the military with to become a part of the Watch Dogs.
Andrew Garcia
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Whatever I roll is the best episode
Levi Davis
I want to trap Yasu in a cage and use it as a cocksleeve
Jacob Lee
Seems about right🐶
Samuel Green
Interesting, but by being a secondary culprit, you mean that he would be only a scapegoat, or would he directly commit the crime? The people/humans counter have to be right
Easton Hill
How can likes be real if all posts are in our heads?
Henry Gutierrez
Because, you, user, is in my heart.
Evan Clark
Reminder that this is the only correct theory.
>Okonogi > Black Batter > Gohdatrice > Rosatrice >>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>> Kyrie/Rudolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shkanon
Ethan Rivera
Erika
Robert Miller
Thomas Morgan
Fucking slut!
Oliver Rodriguez
>shkanon on the bottom
>theory requires shkanon
big brained user
John Rogers
Remember without likes it cannot be seen.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Jeremiah Russell
Jealous?
Asher Ross
I NEED TO WAIT TO LIKE A POST? WTF IS THIS REDDIT?!?!?!?!?!1
Anthony Allen
Erika is my favorite intellectual rapist!
Liam Parker
buh ubhu buhgub ubuhu👌
Aaron Ward
Likes are nothing more than a misuderstanding.
If there are likes, you star imagining things.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Daniel Hall
That is right.
>Interesting, but by being a secondary culprit, you mean that he would be only a scapegoat, or would he directly commit the crime? The people/humans counter have to be right
This image sums it up pretty well.
Since Kanon and Shannon are the same person and Kinzo is dead it allows for one extra person. Now in theory it could be an extra servant, but an extra servant handling a gun and doing covert operations would be challenging for anyone, but Genji from what I've seen. Okonogi directly being involved would offer an easy way to explain the seemingly impossible nature of the crimes. It's also a possibility that Okonogi would attempt the murders once he realizes that there is going to be a murder spree so he can get the Gold/Bombs. The only way to get this ending and still have it be happy is if Yasu decided to pretend to murder people and then when movement around the mansion seems to be setting up for real kills, Yasu decides to thwart the scheme because Battler wouldn't even get a chance to solve the epitaph and remember his promise if he was killed by this mysterious murderer.
Jaxson Sanders
That's the culprit list from best to worst, silly. Shkanon being on the bottom doesn't invalidate Okonogi's.
Mason Mitchell
Mine too
Nolan Morales
Of what? I am fucking your master regularly
Luke Morgan
Here is an update
Justin Parker
>3 Umineko reps
Who asked for this?
Carson Perez
Can I watch?
Thomas Rivera
>ange gets in smash to promote episode 9 coming out
NINTENDOOOOOO
Logan Wright
He's in.
Jeremiah Evans
Sumi desu. Sumi desu. Sumi desu.
SUMISUMISUMIDESUDESUDESU
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DESU
DESU
DESU!
Aiden Murphy
Brandon Edwards
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING HIGURASHIBROS
Chase Moore
Only if you're a cute witch. Maybe we'll even invite you to join us
James Johnson
Is Higurashi 100 hours like Umineko? Also what are the best mods and patches like voice patch?
Parker Reed
This one, of course. Battler died without being able to prove that likes weren't real. Such an incompetent man...
Isaac Wilson
it's slightly shorter, at least 80 hours
the voices aren't totally necessary but getting the ps2/ps3 sprites and the original sound effects/music would be good
Brayden Davis
Give best witch a like!
Nicholas Carter
>that smile
>that episode 3 ending
I will always be mad.
I will never not be mad.
VIRGILIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Parker Kelly
't+real
Nathan Perez
heh
Chase Hill
Jayden Torres
magic is n
n for nanjo
nanjotoriche confirmd
Nathan Long
Sorry, wrong pic
Zachary Davis
inb4 it's a shame I have to take a life after saving so many
Ayden Sullivan
I gotchu
Ian Thompson
They're all great!
Thomas Sullivan
Thanks. I hadn't saved it even though I like it so much
Nathan Cruz
I wish I was a mage, so I could discuss and watch together countless fragments
Owen Walker
Umineko is really comfy like that.
Owen Wood
But you are a mage. You're already here! The only thing have left is to recognize you're already in the Golden Land
Chase Harris
Likes are just small bombs, only Love is real.
Gabriel Carter
That won't be possible because
>magic isn't real
Leo Green
If Yasu has a dick in the manga, does that mean Battler is gay?
Are traps not being a gay a rule of mystery or fantasy?
Jace Hill
Traps are gay, that's what's so good about them. This is the land of dicklust—Cockenjima.
Henry Cox
The filename should have randomly all caps words.
Isaac Martinez
Posting best witch.
Jaxon Hernandez
Yasu doesn't have a dick
Cameron Phillips
>tfw your main isn't high in the meta
Robert Watson
>la hermana main
>loituma rosa always uses family bonding on me
fucking bullshit how can you get out of it
Jayden Campbell
>mages are created through extreme suffering
>higher tier mages are worse than lovecraftian old ones and can basically do anything to you
>the story you make is interesting? your world will be frozen, perused, and picked apart by witches on a whim
>only way to leave your fragment is to cross empty space for unknowable time
>if you manage to avoid the rest, endless boredom will eventually turn you into an inhuman monster craving any kind of feeling
Why would you want this
Colton Collins
>tfw thought the culprit was __Nanjo until chapter 7 and then I was horribly confused until I reread it
Am I just a brainlet?
Mason Green
sounds better than being dead
Bentley Howard
It is not stated that all the mages/witches are born through suffering. But yeah, long term it's a shitty existence
Robert Foster
Michael Morales
Lincoln Williams
Witches = bitches
1 like = 1 witch dabbed on
Ethan Kelly
/u/
Alexander Perez
To be fair, you need to be pretty smart to figure out the real culprit.
Jaxson Diaz
not related, by i want to fuck three of my nieces, what do?
Robert Fisher
Bump
Lincoln Russell
Likes are real.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Julian Smith
Counter to this :
One like and detectives, naysayers, goats and all non-magic entities get dabbed on
Robert Walker
n-no u
Eli Martinez
ok
Grayson Morales
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Cameron Nguyen
I am beatrice
Anthony Price
Objection!
Jeremiah Anderson
CROSSOVER FUCKING WHEN
Xavier Myers
Fuck off, Gohdatrice is the only correct theory.
Joseph Smith
I think Battler would get kind of triggered when Phoenix is going around using a set of beads to acquire testimony and information during a case.
Luke Price
now!
Jayden Brown
>nanjo not the judge
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Adrian Wright
Owen Peterson
I can finally post this
Nolan Foster
Based and logic pilled
Oliver Torres
The score and the likes you desire will never be yours.
Brayden Reed
Shit what's this VN called again?😃
Joshua Rivera
FUCK WITCHES AND FUCK LIKES also jannies
Thomas Cox
The House in Fata Georgana
Gavin Lee
I also made this one, please gib likes
Cooper Allen
Hudson Jenkins
I disbelieve and dislike your post.🙁
Xavier Flores
What's the best episode and why it 6? All of that heavy emotional scenes with George and Eva and Battler pretending to have a logic error just so he can make his own magic roulette while knowing that Erika would trap him if he gave her an inch with the fucking tape was pure kino.
Mason Garcia
Rolled 69 (1d100)
Noah Hall
Gohda no Uta
Jonathan James
Fuck you it's Umineko When They Cry, had to figure it out on my own but I did it.
Praise me for this.
Brody Walker
Like this post if you were a brainlet and never attempted to solve who killed who
John Watson
Battler never even kissed Yasu(male)
Luis Sanchez
you will only be praised if you manage to solve the epitaph, here is your luck
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Charles Lee
Remember11: The IQ of Battler
Oliver Reed
Umineko ripped-off Danganronpa anyway
Michael Smith
L-likes are real?!
Landon Gutierrez
Holy shit. My witch came into my room to bring me a plate of cookies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of cookies out of her hand. She started stuttering and mumbling at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my witch but I’m literally in shock from the game board. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is my piece losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking logic error. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want Ange to have a future to believe in. I want Bernkastel to be president and fix this broken game board. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought she was denying the witch well last episode???? This is so fucked.
Luis Jenkins
I want to like uncle mion
Isaac Sanchez
youtube.com
This is so good, I rewatch this everyday.
Cooper Bennett
Reminder that in every single possible timeline, Mion was the only one who never did anything wrong.
Ryder Garcia
He flirted with yasu (male).
It's the same as erping. I would consider ERP gay.
Thomas Thomas
Rolled 89 (1d100)
battler IQ incoming
Austin Wilson
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
Leo Gonzalez
Camden King
That was going to be funny no matter what you rolled.
Ian Gonzalez
Accurate.
Easton Martin
The epitaph cannot be solved in English. The epitaph is actually a complicated wordplay in Japanese. And you won't even solve it if you don't know your Taiwanese train stations or have access to the quadrillion.
Ryder Ramirez
Julian Sanchez
Do you think I don't fucking know that when I'm posting in an Umineko thread you absolute troglodyte?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Wyatt Wood
Hey, you told me to solve it, and I have never consumed a single piece of umineko media. I had to do all this from scratch. I'm not informing you of the truth, I'm showing you that I know it. Where the fuck are my likes.
Luke Mitchell
>that cat witch
Ryu wtf
Luke Bailey
That's an old design.
Benjamin Nelson
Like if 5
Evan Mitchell
What does this mean? I can't read.
Gavin Cruz
as witch of revivalation i reviv this thread
Jayden Rivera
N-Nice job ange
Kevin Brooks
NO THEY ARE NOT
James Reed
details for saku
it'll contain
- original 1-4 ep
- chiru 5-8 ep
- tsubasa
- hane
and new stuff
- Our confession (not sure why it's called new stuff since we saw this before)
- Last note of the golden witch (presumably new episode)
Lincoln Carter
Ayden Martin
L is real AHAHAHAH GET IT CAUSE MARII 64 HAHAHAH LIKE AND SIBSCRIBE AHAHAH
Jeremiah Adams
Go to bed and stop shitposting Bern
Aiden Martin
Damn, my life sucks.
Hudson Mitchell
How did I do
Alexander Smith
Battlers IQ = Endless nine
Ethan Long
I got Ange too, I think most people there would get her
Zachary Lee
WHITE POWER👌
Carter Jones
>I got battler
Never read/played this, how'd I do?
Gabriel Adams
I will save everyone option made it obvious. Emiya Shirou it up
Dylan Barnes
Congratulations, you're retarded.
Lincoln Hall
damn
Kayden White
nah you're good
your a big boy
Christopher Richardson
Imagine