ITT: We give our likes to our user masters

Here's my like user, I hope you like it!

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Like this post if you like big anime tiddies

Gay and fag pilled

You slut yourself for Likes, and after a threshold your total shows up above your posts.

You don't have enough likes to even cover half of its length user, sorry!

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>the april fools sluts are back
My fucking dick

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why are you all so slutty?
you need a good dicking to set you straight

W-what about uncut cocks with phimosis?

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i don't even know what's happening anymore

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I could like it privately long after today is over...
Uncut is best.

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are the buttsluts back? my dick is ready

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any weak slut wants to give me some likes?

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Bend over whore

This is an poor attempt to recreate the lewdness from last year, this is the equivalent to fetishizing upvotes

Barely 30 minutes into it and you tranny faggots are at it already. Lol. Nah. Fuck off back to your discord.

>FB image
You just lost your likes dummy user, hope youre happy.

I bet you sluts just give your likes to any post that walks through.

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like this in 30 sec or you’ll won’t be a cute girl

>tfw no likes

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am I retarded? how do I use my perks?

Like this post for the privelege of passing out from smelling my smegma and wasting the entire day.

What is it about heart-pupils that does it for me

y'all really wilin already got damn❤️

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not this shit again

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
>tfw no bf that likes me

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he cute

please like my post thank you

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You don't deserve my attention, and your likes mean nothing to me. Why should I care what a worthless slut like you likes or doesn't? Stupid faggot.

I'm worthless, I don't deserve any likes. All my likes go to Anons with bigger cocks than me.

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Haga poop

Faggot

I don't want likes, I want to like real men's posts.

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But user, if you get enough likes, you become the big dick chad

I'm so wet right now playing risk of rain with my fagfriends :3 like for boipussy

I'm sure you would and could if you could even take it! Too bad I already have an army of discord sluts fighting over who gets my first orgasm every night already

It's okay user I'll give you a pityLike, maybe you'll get a whole ten or so over the course of the day from even smaller dicklets than you!

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Fuck yeah fill my womb with likes

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lick my dick
you're all fags

This is a good doujinshi

I will fuck the first 300 people that give me a like
On the same day

what the fuck is this

post more

This year sucks

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who /nevergivelikes/ here lads

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>Uncut is best
That's a like from me

It seems the scores are contained per single thread only.

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You can't just force something to be gay again.
It worked last year because the joke led to it.
Upboats don't lend itself to that sort of nature. Come on, guys. We're better than this.

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>they add a like button
Lamest fucking April Fool's Day we've ever had here, we could've had something fun like board merging again but instead we get this bullshit

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test

...

me under the bed

More to come the closer cali gets to april fools day

One like = One filled condom

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penis, LOL!

I think you underestimate Yea Forums's tendency to force the gay wherever they can

Like me and MAYBE I'll shove my throbbing high score up your anus

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Suck my dick.

Post your cock for me.
You too.

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I'm deepthroating my bad dragon for an addional one minute per like

Tfw no slut to fill up

I hate this shit so much man.

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I just wanna know what its like to have my boihole bred

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double test🙁

i have a plan i just need a bit more likes

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Sometimes I really wish I were gay.

I want to FUCK Astolfo's boipussi

holy cringe-oli kill yourself

I knew, that no matter what the prank was this year, the homoslutting would find its way through. It became as much of a meme as the princesses were.

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Post discord and post butt

>tfw made 300 club
don't degrade yallselves yet you can still make it!!! i believe in yall!!!

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GIB me likes

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cocks cocks COCKS COCKS!

How do I shot web?😃

I feel much the same way, nothing will ever destroy my dick like seeing the surrender threads after PB got mercilessly mocked all day long

You guys are fags

50 LIKES = DICK PIC
CAN IT BE DONE??

.♠️

▲
▲ ▲

boskeletonrp

I'll like anyone who posts feet

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how do I get likes?

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You don't have to be gay if you don't want. Just show me and keep stroking. I don't mind being the gay one.
You post yours and you'll get your wish.

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Kys fag

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...

feeling lonely, bby?🙁

Hook me up

hax🥗

No, you want the cock first. I can wait for a better butt that actually knows how to please men.

i want to be a big girl though

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git gud

Give me likes then you useless fucking cunt👌

>trying desperate to turn this year into lewd
Sorry, this doesn't even have a quarter of the lewd potential last year had

Have sex
-

I'll gladly go first if you give your contact info first.

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Like this post if you have a small wiener as well

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*ahem*
FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK FAGGOTS BUT MOST OF ALL
F U C K weebs

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Jokes on you, like sluts, I will never give you any likes but still jerk off to your posts

test

Give this post a like or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>tfw astolfo will never be your master
why

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What's the matter bitch boy? Scared of anons wanting your boypussy tonight? Just post it already.

it's not gay if the penis is feminine folks
MIT proved it with a recent conjecture

>brings mic to ass
>pushes to talk
>*PPPPPPPPPPBLBBPBLBBPBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLPBLBPLBBLBLBLLBLBLBL*
ahh....mm*sniff*

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>ordered onahole hasn't arrived yet
Anyone I can borrow until it shows up?

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I'm going in dry.

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>2018's april's fools 2.0
I'm ready

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Meanie

Same.
>tfw not a big tit witch to prey on shota cocks

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Fine, fine, you people are so needy.
pornhub.com/users/meowiecat/videos
twitter.com/wowie_meowie

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Show us your ass already you slut, you know you want to

In the end, I really am just a cumdump for cock.

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Let's be real. If you were a busty hot chick, there's no way you would be going after literal 3 inch cocks.

If you give me a like I'll allow you the privilege of being my ass slave

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Please like my post!

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I dunno, I've never gotten one.

>25
HAHA OLD

like for more feet

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>posting Shuten
Yeppers, that's gonna get a majorly thick Like from me my man

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Cute

like whores only!

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gook moot plz

Of course it would be you, Meowie.

I want to be a slut for the likes though

Every one of you slutty anons can lick my boyhole

>40 seconds
If thats as long as you last I can see why youre so desperate

I want to give likes while I'm being given cocks~

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are you me?

Here (You) go

Everyone gets older user.
You too!
I have needs and wants too you know...
I could do better than that, I just haven't bothered to make a longer video yet...

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Please, I gave you one!

Where are the feet user?

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>It's real
TAKE MY LIKES YOU FUCKING SLUT

Like me because I'm cute

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>pretending to be meowie
Topkek🍙

P-Please like my post I have no likes! Or Else!

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>all these subby sissies with their animu ERP

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>nagi ichi elf
based

Give them to me faggots.

Your hair looks like it's gotten a lot longer and more feminine.

I wanna fuck astolfo so badly but im not a faggot

Are we going to get ERP sluts sucking dicks for likes?

Sounds like someone wants to join in

Prove it. Post something on twitter right now.

Pisses me off. Fucking faggots. The worst part is they pretend they speak for all of us.

Points are random, so there is no point

post another video you slut

As long as I get to keep going I dont care how long you last really, your pleasure isnt important to me

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post discords

Like this post and you will wake up as a happy catboy with a loving master tomorrow

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

options

Like my post, you stupid sluts.

Same except I recognize it's gay.
I just like sticking my dick in cute things.

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>not already having a personal Likeslut on discord going at it
Never gonna make it

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Best tits get all the likes. GO!

hey guys sub 4 sub :>

It's definitely Meowie, I can tell you that right now. I managed to get him to watch me jack off on webcam along his with his roommate like almost a year ago.

I sure hope so.

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I'm not very good at pretending, is this good enough?
I always try to take care if it as best I can!
You're so needy...

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Post yours master

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Kwisatz Haderach#0846

Rolled 6 (1d6)

roll

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post armpit or I burn down an auto supply store

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if i was a busty hot chick, i'd want to make any cock i get hard to cum, to be totally honest, laddy.

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I'll suck dicks for free!

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test💔

Timestamp on butt you slut🥩

Remember to like, subscribe and hit the bell! And if you want to see my content a day early donate to my patreon. :^)

>sissy white boy thread
I don't like this.

>implying i wasn't waiting for this exact moment to expand the list.
get to work then

this thread would be hot if it wasn't a bunch of disgusting trannies drooling over their stubbles while rubbing their man tits hoping that one day they'll cut their dicks off and pretend the wound is a pussy, while constantly avoiding their suicidal thoughts which will hopefully one day add them to the statistic

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What is going on?

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Nah, I'm just a faggot.

>this thread
givin me ptsd of last year

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Based

What a slut, at this point you should give likes to anyone who wants to give you the time of day.

I'm gonna impregnate every girl from Dropout so hard.

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I don't care about car parts stores...
What do I get out of it? No one's given me anything in return yet...

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I got some points someone needs to attend to...

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Whatever you say, just gib likes
only if you gib likes master~

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Masturbating to such abject despair is my fetish though

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I'm giving 10 likes to the first slut that sucks my cock

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Yeah yeah, trannies this trannies that. Just get my cock in your mouth already.

On what exactly?

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Suck my dick

This board will fuck anything jesus christ

Edit: thanks for the chan gold guys!

Same
you know what, get on your knees.

And I just did master~

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Nope, I just want to fuck a girly boy in the butt and have him call me daddy when I mating press him
This^🥚

I already gave it a like, now I'm trying to figure out if I should give it a load...

UltraCat0639

I'd got after shotas when I wanna dom a cute cock. If I want to get fucked hard like a slut maybe not but I love all cocks equally.

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Feet

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>can only Like! once every two minutes
I'll never be able to please all these anons at this rate

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Someone make the trash thread

For every like I get I'll suck one cock

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You called?

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I'd post my cock, Meowie, but I'm unshaved in some of them.

Here you go then

>implying mods will stop us
Don't you remember last year?

Master, please give me your like! I can't take it anymore... I'll be a good boy, I promise! Please~!

I want dick, not eggs.
You know you want to, give me an extra thick one!
That could be even better. Don't be shy.

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Daddy~

I want all tranny discords NOW

insert your likes here, please

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based

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Jesus fucking christ I wish I could fuck a girl that looked like this.

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Good, you shall keep at it! both the cock pleasing and the like giving!
that's all you are good for.

>furry
cringed and bluepilled

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T-THE LIKES ARE DRIVING ME CRAAAAZY~

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

I challenge anyone to a roll battle
whoever rolls lower has to like the winners post
d6 rolls only I'm a scorelet

boskeletonrp

I can't believe you fucking faggots are already ERPing for likes.

>That could be even better. Don't be shy.
Sadly, I think you might recognize some of them from the discord we were in last year.

Every like kills a tranny

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Where are the sluts that want thick stinky cock

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Come on anons, lets get nice and lewd together. I need some good boys and girls(male) to stroke off with and fuck when I'm off work and taking breaks from vidya! NiceandToasty#2402

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>I just want to fuck a girly boy in the butt and have him call me daddy when I mating press him
based and redpilled

>believing this
I just use that pic as a joke.

oh fuck it's peanut butter all over again

On my big unwashed liker!
You'd like another lick, wouldn't you user?

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FUCK MY BOIPUSSY UNTIL I GET PREGNANT

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I was pointing up at the other part of my post you homo not the egg, did all those dicks you've taken make you go retarded

DES

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I'm not really a cute femboy but I'll still try my best to pleasure you...

It's not my fault if I like kissing cocks, putting my lips around them and being used as a tool for pleasure while I'm groveling for more

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P-please like my post masters!!! I-I promise I'll make it w-worth the effort!!! I'll get on m-my knees and s-suck you off like the little piggy I-I am!! Oink!!! Oink!!!

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me

KING CRIMSON, DELETE THEIR LIKES NOW!

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>He's not
What are you, gay?

I would do anything for some likes user....

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Of course, anything for a like!!

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tfw I've slowly been psyoping footfags and anti footfags into fighting each other for the last two years

user... I'm fading away... please give likes... it's the only way I can survive...

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Alright this is fucking worthless, i actually wasted sleep for this piece of shit april fools joke

At least I can get the fap out of the way early this time. Hottest picture gets my load!

Does it matter if I recognize you from your dick or not? Enough with the excuses. You can show me privately if it's embarrassing.
I had an excellent relationship with my father, I'm not into the whole daddy thing.

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Stinky little like piggy haha

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NONONONO NOT MY GOOD BOY POINTS PLEASE IM SAVING UP TO USE FORTUNE

Like and subscribe for more Minecraft letsplays!

How would that even work?

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Unwashed uncut cocks are the best

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Every like === Faggots are mentalliy ill

Obey your master

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Give me your likes you bubblebutt PB sluts.

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>tfw massively into erp.
>but jerked off multiple times violently before April fools started.
It's a strange feel.

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Y-yes!!!!! I am your stinky little piggy!!! Oink!!!! Oink!!!! Oink!!!!!!!

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Post feet if you want my likes

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reply to me fucking slut

2019 anyone?

Fine, I suppose I will, I'm just having trouble deciding if I want to cum watching you fuck yourself and stroking that cute cock, or to those delicious ass pictures. Any preferences?

You dont have to call me daddy I just want to mating press you every day until you get pregnant

Not so fast fucko.
if gold experience can get 5 likes before you do it will turn into gold experience requiem and stop your plan!

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giving out all these likes feels really humiliating... i just cant stop myself from giving my pathetic boy-likes to every user that comes by...

suck it bitch

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I want to stick my trap cock in an user's mouth.

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how do i green post

OSRS FAGS SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

DRAW

You will never arrive at your "liked reality"... You will always have your erased likes returned to zero!

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>Nigger trash
Kill yourself

user, do you....want to rub our likes together?

Hey, OP, you're pretty cute you know? Wanna ditch these other twerps and come play with me?

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Well i will help you with that if you keep giving me likes, you would do anything to get more cocks to suck don't you?

Rolled 2 (1d6)

you're on

IM TIRED OF BEING A LIKELET
IM SELLING MY PEANUT BUTTER PUSSY FOR SOME LIKES

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My mouth is here user

C-can I get some likes please

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>tfw you love the idea of being a sissy buttslut but also love the idea of fucking one
Why can’t I fucking choose.

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Either the video or that picture I posted of my legs earlier in the thread! I've been working out for a while now and they're getting nice and toned!
I don't see why we couldn't try. It might take a few attempts though, just to warn you.
Why not both?

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well I liked your post anyway since we tied

Should I actually post my cock?

I will bully every sissy that gives me likes.

I WANNA SNIFF AN user'S BALLS FOR LIKES

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Yes

R-right here, master~

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Give me a moment user, gotta restore my like powers.

Please give (You)

Give me that "ahh". Make sure you hold my butt while I fuck your face~

Get naked you whore

Good girl, and now what do I get in return~?

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oh god yes please ill do anything for a pic

I will like it if you do

What kind of high level sluttery is this?

Post a link to it and I'll rate it for you.👌

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Ritsu is not for lewd, please use something else mr sissy.

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Do it, then give us a picture of a cumshot as well.
It's just people enjoying one another's company, nothing odd here.

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I'd rather be mating pressed by user while he does his best to dunk each inch of his big hard dick down my boipuss than be the one doing all that hard work.

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GIB LIEK I GIB BLOWIE

I'm willing to keep on trying until we get some results, I'm not one to give up easy

I'd be willing to do anything to get more likes from all of these excited anons.

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What is all this? This our April Fool's event? How does it work?

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this is fucked

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GODDAMMIT YOU FAGGOTS

WE WERE 6 LIKES AWAY FUUUUUUCK

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Ahn~

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D-do I get likes for this?... "Ahhhh"

Give me likes and i'll show you whats underneath

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post your discord and I'll show it to you

How else are we supposed to get likes?

O-one l-like...... D-daddy...

show me the likes first mister

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I'm close...

There is absolutely no reason to go full gay in the first hours of the event, have some self respect.

my cock grows 1 inch with each like

imgur.com/a/fvGpBNa Please be nice.

wish i were that the lizard

Like this post for a furry gf

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>Mating press
Now we're really talking here. I don't mind doing all the hardwork myself, the pay-off is worth it, and I love the feeling of dominating someone with the only end result being them getting filled to the brim with nothing but my cum.

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Okay

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test

What do I have to do for a like mister?

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Want to add me, Meowie?
Fennyko#2376

>self respect
>Yea Forums
you won't get likes acting like that

Be sure to let it all out over my face~!

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>imgur.com/a/fvGpBNa
that is without a doubt a penis

Umm.... based?

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Show me your dick and I'll delete that image and never post it again. I'm a good boy and I don't tell lies.
As long as you're willing to keep going, so am I. I'm not going to quit halfway through.
Can I see too?

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These people know nothing like respect. They're slutboys who need to give me ALL their likes.

I'll do it for free though!~

No no, I'm going to need something much more than that

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There's one, take off those clothes and you might get another

I'm a feminist i have none.

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Yes!

Everyone who likes this will get bred and then snuggled in bed.

Me napping on the lap

clean my cock and don't skip the cheese

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THEN I WILL TOO, AND I'LL THROW IN A CLEANING FOR FREE!!
YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!!

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>At the end of the day there is going to be a lot of user's erping as fuck holes
hot

If you ask very politely I'll give (you) a like.

This is one of the worst april fools pranks on the site

what the fuck were they thinking

Fuck.... this thread is making me hard

Like this post if you agree that you'd still put your cock in her mouth even though she had a roach in it.

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Mmph, that's a good bitch. You're going to need a leash after I make your tummy my cumdumpster~
Uh huh, a nice belly full of hot, thick likes~

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Fucking sluts in this thread.

I need a filthy boy to let me fart on their face and maybe more!

Good, then if we ever meet I'll drag you to the nearest hotel and fill you to the brim, until I'm sure you're pregnant

One Like = One lick of my thick Like stick

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Those are some really nice thighs, I only wish there were less clothes in the way. I've already been stroking for a while, so I'm even leaking already... I suppose splashing a fat load on those thighs will work, though now what I want is to cum all over that cute cock

how can i dislike?

oh id just love for you to hold me down and put all of that so deep inside of me

Cumming

How close? close enough for your cock to pulsate and leak pre-cum? I bet the taste would be great~ Giving a kiss to the tip.. feeling that veiny cock in my mouth.. having it paint all that pre-cum in the back of my throat.. I would love nothing more than to be inbetween your legs and just pleasure you while my tummy is impatient to get impregnated by your seeds~

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Can I let it out all over your chest instead?

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anonemoose#4969
accepting all bullies too~

It didn't even take them an hour. Only Yea Forums turned into sluts the second likes were introduced.

I hope you're all happy.

I require cute boipussy now. My dick hungers for beta male ass.

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What kinda more?

Turk lover. Gross.

You know what you gotta do, faggots

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That'a boy. You pull all your weight down on me and have that baby batter filled sack slap down against my crack each time you sink in until you're ready to paint my insides with your spunk~ I'll try my hardest to keep it all that is if I'm still conscious~

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Show your slut score

FUCK I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I'LL SQUEEL AND SQUEEL AND SQUEEEEEL ALL NIGHT FOR YOU MASTER!!!! I'LL BE YOUR DIRTY LITTLE FARM ANIMAL!!!!!! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE!!!! PLEASE LIKE MY TIGHT SOAKING PUSSY!!!

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Oh my... Then please use me all you like! I will do anything to get those sexy likes.

only 3 likes? i'm gonna need more than that

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>Yea Forums turns another april fools event into a sissy shitfest

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Please buy me a leash master~ pull me close to your cock anytime you want to, mark me with your scent~ I'm your onahole~

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Y'all are a bunch of weirdos. Chill

Imagine if all your fathers knew what you were doing here.

Gay

WHY IS NOBODY RESPONDING TO ME
ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLEASURE SOME DIRTY COCKS AAAAAAAHHHHHH🙁

time to put down the likes and crush some trap boipussi

I don't care if this is a girl or a boy, I'm pounding that furry booty

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get on your knees, slut.

liked

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Meowie#7927
If you do manage you best take responsibility. You'll have to become my husband.
Imagine how slick my thighs would be from your pre, it'd be fun to watch the head of your cock slipping in and out between them. Of course, being the man in the relationship you get to finish wherever you choose.
Full homo.

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Tell me I'm a good girl

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I'm like a dozen good strokes from blowing, you're gonna have to do better than that!

I'll only like you all if you wave your asses out in front of me like the degenerates you are

>I unironically saved smegma for this day
i'm too far gone

you're a good girl and so am i

To be a slutty slave boy that serves my every need including being my toilet boy

Breeding all night long together!

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Only if you LIKE my thick cock

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Not falling for this one, slut. I'll give my likes to the other eager degenerates.

I-I can do that, if you really want me to!

God, I fucking love when girls tell me to call them good girls.

I hate likes and I hate you!

>recognize every trap doujin that's been posted in this thread
I'm so far down the rabbit hole

That shouldn't be a problem, I always start by running my tongue underneath the foreskin.

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What were you two thinking? Eheh~

Good Girl~

Reply with your discord and I'll send you my cock.

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Nutter is the most adorable slut in this entire thread, and every day I get to see him act as a submissive, obedient, cockthirsty sleeve is a day I consider myself lucky.

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What's good about you?

LIKE THIS POST FOR A FREE SUBBY TWINK BF TO CUDDLE WITH

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Can't wait to clean that up with my tongue~

Of course I would, I'd make sure they'd get plenty of siblings as well

Nutter is in this thread right now?

Naughty~ You'll be stuffed under my skirt and made to gag on my cute cock while every other user strokes themselves to the sloppy sounds coming from you~

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That like better be for me

I'm feeling generous, so anyone who adds me and makes me blow a big hot load will get one like from me. You do want to get at least one like before the day is over don't you?
Big Guy For You#0685

Suck me off a bit and then i'll pump you full.

buttsluts?

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Will fuck you senseless for 1 like

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>This shit is actually turning me on
I'll give a like for every "good boy"

You're all desperate cock whores. You aren't fit to receive likes, just give them to superior Anons with big, powerful cocks. Stay right where you are. Sit right here like you've been secured with a collar, like the bitches in heat you are. You don't need to be anywhere else, because your masters are right here and they need you to service them.

You know what to do. Be a good slut and press it.

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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

REGICE
REGICEEEEE
R-R-R-R-R-R-R
REEEEEGIIIIIIIIIIICCEEEEEE
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R
REGICE
ICE
REGICEEE
REEEGICE
R-R-R
REEEEEEEEGGGIIIIIIICCCEE

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You definitely won't be conscious by the end of it. I'm going to keep you underneath me all night, pushing my cock deep inside you as you feel it pulse and throb with each string of my hot and sticky cum filling your insides. But I wouldn't stop thrusting while cumming either. I would keep up the pace and kiss you while cumming, with the only thing you can do while under me is accept your place as my breeding bitch.

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Good job, little sissies! Now be a good girl and like this post too!
Here's your reward~!

imgur.com/a/r2l6rRD

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Cynder#0591
Give it here faggot

A vote for me is a vote for ending this THREAD.

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any nice girls(males) wanna go out with a nice guy like me?

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LIKED

GIVE ME LIKES BECAUSE
POR FAVOR!

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>small dick
>bubble butt
>smooth skin/hair
I-I’m not a sissy..

Mobile seems to ignore all this shit so I guess it's phoneposting time.

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Can you, user? That'd make you a very good boy... you'd earn lots of likes as well as my hot mess

I got a thick cock that needs polishing, but only to the lucky traps that give this post a like

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ignore this post

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POST IT

Suck it, bitch.

It better be first come first serve!

1 LIKE ======== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL

1 LIKE ======== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL

1 LIKE ======== 1 FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY ILL

>tfw totally likeless and too proud to beg
At least I still have my self-respect.

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ironic how phoneposters are the most tame of the bunch right now

Fine, holding you and getting you to give me a thighjob and then blasting a load all over your cute stiff cock at the end will work.
I'll cum for you as soon as I submit this post.

>tfw when I borrowed and used my friend's onahole and didn't clean it when I returned it to him

>bubble butt
You are now

ill give you as many likes as you want master, id love to see your hard cock right in front of me and ready to be served

oooooooh please let me service your cock~

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Higher scores = bigger cocks

I've always wanted to have kids and as an only child, I wouldn't want to deprive my children of brothers and sisters. You'll have to fill me up over and over, are you certain you could handle it?!

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Done. Now let me get, let me get!

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>Have to solve CAPTCHAs in order to Like posts

Also, where do I find these "Perks" everyone's talking about?

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1 like = 1 armpit lick

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I don't even know what my score is. Like me anyway.

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AAAAH

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that's a nice little dicklet you got there user

Well this shit is too shit even for me right now time to go jack off for the next 24 hours

Click on "Perks" in the quick reply box

1 like = 1 inch deeper

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You're all fucking pathetic for making this thread. Have sex.

erp threads are some of my guiltiest and strongest faps

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Good slut. I'll give you something back, open up nice and wide.

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You'll have a harem of boysluts to collectively pleasure your dick.

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We are. Feel free to join.

Holy shit everyone is so fuCKING HORNY!!!!!!

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Damn it user, you know I can't resist the helpless and needy.

Of course I could handle it, I'll make sure I fill you up whenever I get the chance to. Ill be busy fucking you even when you're busy doing things like cooking or cleaning!

You can't post that without showing a picture. Post your cute little cock.

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Aaa~ I want to gag on your cock~ I want to kiss it under the skirt, to give it a kiss of allegiance and learn that my place is under your skirt~ I want to feel your hips hitting me with each kisses you give to the back of my throat~ I want to moan while my saliva get mixed with your pre-cum~ and whimper with anticipation for your milk~

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OPEN WIDE

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Just do what I'm doing.

Using mobile as it ignores most of this shit.

What if I want a harem of boysluts to pleasure my ass and mouth?

Stop being fucking whores you ERPing faggots

You shouldn't be getting turned on from being talked down to, that's legitimately fucking messed up to the highest degree. It's even more fucky when you factor in that you're doing this over the internet. That's fucking gross and stupid, stop getting off to this you bunch of afterbirths

Are any of you even gay? Are you just pretending to be this horny for the meme? That's stupid too

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i've been raped in threads like these before

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Honestly user you sound such a brute. Just my type~ I don't think I'd even be the same after being handled so roughly by a man like you. I mean for heavens sake, keep thrusting while cumming inside me? You're just turning me into your personal dump at that point but being kissed by a brute like you would totally be worth it. Maybe I'd even wrap my legs around you and tempt you into an even rougher second round. Make my asspussy remember your cock~

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What good little sissies, and so quick to get ready for your new master!
Now open up wide, and don't get upset if some gets on your faces~

A-any chance I can get pictures before you clean up?
Why not join in and stroke your cock?
I'll do my best to milk you dry nightly so we have better chances. We each have to do our part.

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...

Give it

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NEW THREAD WHERE

HELL YEAH

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Give me likes like the dirty whores you are.

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Give me a like and I'll jerk off to your post.

>Now open up wide, and don't get upset if some gets on your faces~
oh it won't master, i'll be sure to swallow it all down like a good little sissy!

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Say no more...I already am, user-kun

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h-have a like

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What would you want our first child's name to be? And any children we have after?

only twink weebs deserve likes
the rest of you ugly nasty hairy masculine 6'0 and over fucks can die

id be more than happy to have any of your cum anywhere on me. its an honor to drink up masters cum anytime he gives it to you

And for the next step, you're going to post it for the rest of the class to see, no?
That's very kind of you, but I'm not certain I deserve it... Thank you user!
I've honestly never thought about it much since I can't have children. I'd like to have at least one boy and one girl for sure though if I could pick.

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She needs to be plastered in your hot, thick likes. She can't stop thinking about how your likes would feel dripping into her cleavage, making her body sticky. The smell of your likes would linger all over her, making her even more turned on. Her pussy would ache and tingle for your likes too, and before you know it she'll be begging you to fill her womb with likes as well...
What are you waiting for?

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Projecting 101

Damn it user, post discord

>I cant have children
Not with that attitude

No, those masculine 6'0 and over fucks should bend me over the nearest table and slam their dicks inside my pathetic asspussy. Show me how a real man should act~

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I'll catch as much as I can in my mouth, but getting it on my face is great too! I'll let it dry so everyone can see the thick load on my face!

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Damnit user, you got one from me with those sexy tits

Let everyone hear those hot moans seeping from your mouth, muffled as I pummel your throat~ Keep stroking your dick as this girlyboy makes you his personal cockslut~ I want to see your slutty seed paint the floor as I slather thick seed all over your innards~

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I've been scrolling through your pornhub and twitter, and now I know deep down that there's nothing I could cum to that would be as satisfying as you. Those soft, girly moans, legs I could bruise with my hands while I pound you, and even the way your thighs shiver when you're turned on, it's all making me so fucking hard.

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Good girl~

Give me my first like of the event slut. At this point you are basically public property for all the anons.

Why is it that april fools is the day all the ERP sluts come out?

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>people posting girls with penises
why?

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That's the entire point of being mating pressed, to turn the one underneath you into your personal onahole. And you wrapping your body around me just tells me that you know exactly who you belong to. Knowing that, I would use not just my waist to thrust into you, but I'd also get a firm grip onto your own waist and drag you deep down right onto my cock, being in-sync with my thrusts so it hits you as deep as possible faster than you can even imagine.

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Cute twinks and tall masculine men exist to compliment eachother, just as boipussy exists to be filled by dick.

Show daddy your worthless flaccid dicks you pigs

nah i'm a twink myself

ngl you seem pretty cool. Might show it to just you

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...

>Bara cancer
Get that trash out of here /gg/cuck

Damn, sorry, I was already done cleaning by the time you asked. Maybe the next load I give you I'll save and post.
Shame, it was quite a bit though