Imagine pushing the B button. Forever. Constantly. Nonstop. Imagine playing a character in a fighting game that is completely based around mindlessly spamming projectiles. Imagine further that you're enough of a low IQ no skill mouthbreather that you seriously consider maining this cheap abomination of a character. Imagine that you have to justify this spastic playstyle with psuedo-competitive terms like "zoning" or "spacing". Imagine feeling attacked when that game's community rightfully calls you and your character out for the terrible gameplay that it's based around. Imagine despite having all this pointed out to you, you insist on playing that character instead of one of the other 60+ or so that are based around speed, well timed hits, skillful combos, or even just lighter projectile uses. I know it's hard, but just try to picture what that might look like.
Imagine pushing the B button. Forever. Constantly. Nonstop...
nigga i just like ocarina of time
>Mindlessly
Imagine thinking a party game based around ringouts and randomly generated items is a fighting game just because the characters hit each other on a 2D plane.
Imagine having most of your attacks coded as projectiles even though most of them are, for the most part, melee attacks.
Imagine being autistic
I mean you don't have to but I'm trying
Imagine not being able to git gud
Got beaten and teabagged huh?
We get it. You just lost to Young Link on Quickplay. You don't have to make a thread about it.
Fire arrow THIS!
this feels like an avgn rant
Imagine getting your shit kicked in by a little boy in a skirt
He's a broken character and I mean that both ways. His projectile game is nuts, but all of his smashes always do the minimal damage despite the charge because Sakurai fucked up the Pikmins' interactions with spirits
But I main him because he is the best written and most compelling Nintendo character of all time
I'd rather rant about Ganondorf instead. Every four opponents or so I run into one, he has to be the most common character online. I know he's slow and heavy and shit but it's not fucking fun getting eliminated in three or four hits, especially when you play as a combo-heavy close-range character like Roy or something
Imagine pushing your huge cock into his tight shota boypussy and making him cum buckets over and over constantly, nonstop.
>Imagine thinking a party game based around ringouts and randomly generated items
But I can change the rules to not make it so. And the ability to change the rules was coded into the game for me to use.
imagine maining or dropping someone because of a tier list
You deserve being Dorfed for being a swordfag weeb.
t. salty potato chip
I actually beat Roy's game so I'm able to play him without getting called out. Out of the 4 Marths he's the most fun to play as.
I just like using him because I never cared for Toon Link and because I don't like the new Link's moveset as much. Played Link a bunch in 4 and Young Link basically being a buffed and faster version of him is great to me since I always felt he had a lot of potential and not many people took advantage of it
*tosses your main off stage*
heh... nothing personnel, kid...
I love how he's depicted as this fast paced beserker character in Smash when he's a weak and useless piece of shit in Fire Emblem for 90% of his game
Yeah, I don't like his design either. I'd much prefer an HD version of his Melee design, which was much closer to how he looked in Binding Blade over his weird Awakening redesign. I was also hoping he'd be distanced more from the rest of the Marths, maybe having a new side special that's like Palutena's Explosive Flame, but instead we get nothing.
I think Ray Chase does a great job at voicing him, though. If he was just a bit more awkward with his delivery I think it'd be kino. I love his screams, they sound like he's in incredible pain, especially his Star KO one.